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Naughty Mother’s Day Gift Guide
Obviously, not everyone wants to get their literal mother a sex toy for Mother’s Day (unless you’re just that close), but you might have other friends, wives, etc. who would love a nice vibrator or butt plug this month and this gift guide is for them!
Top:
Our Wolfman Dildo is nearing cult status for how much people seem to really love it! Designed after the real thing, this is perfect for any furry and yiff enthusiasts and the suction is a great added feature for immovable fun!
The Autoerotica 3-in-1 Vibrating Dildo is a longtime favorite among women as it combines all sites of pleasure into one delicious orgasmic pleasure machine.
The 8.5″ Frenchy Super Cock Dildo is perfect for those who want a classic dildo with a twist! Packed with unique texture at the head of the toy and on the base, this dildo is perfect for those who are traditional, but want to spice things up just a little!
Bottom:
Swiss Navy Silicone Lubricant is perfect for those who want something both longlasting, silky smooth, and condom compatible! It’s a great choice for anal play and naughty times in the shower 😉
The Matador Vibrator is fantastic for anyone who wants a realistically designed dildo that also vibrates! Complete with hand controls, this dildo has a convenient, easy-to-use dial control which helps you easily change the strength of vibrations during use.
Sex Grease Lubricant is a completely unique water based lube that is colorless, odorless, non-staining, pH balanced, and can be used with or without condoms! Aside from that, it’s enriched with vitamins and herbal ingredients for those with sensitive skin who want maximum lubrication without the irritation (see what I did there?).
The Woody Cock Ring is a favorite for couples as it’s unique design offers stimulation to both partners during use. Though you might think it looks intimidating, it’s function is amazing – the stimulating texture on the cock ring rub against you and your partner while in motion for added pleasure sensations.
The Butt Heart Plug is in the shape of an upside down heart and makes for a uniquely shaped anal toy that’s both pleasurable and cute! The tapered design allows beginner anal players to level up their fun while the mega suction plug ensures the toy stays put while your bring yourself to brink of ecstasy.
Last but not least, the Finger F*ck Dildo is designed precisely after a human finger for a realistic, but fun erotic experience. Equipped with a small suction base, this toy is perfect for naughty finger fun anytime anywhere!
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Get 10% Off With Our Mother’s Day Special Now!!
Happy Friday!
If you’ve had a rough week (like me), then you’re in for a real treat!
We’re offering 10% off ALL orders of $100 or more throughout the month of May so enjoy the discount all month long, anytime 😉
You’re welcome.
Have a Very Naughty Weekend!
3 Sex Toys Even Your Mother Would Love
How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection
Get Free Shipping All Weekend Long!
3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work
How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!
Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
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3 Sex Toys Even Your Mother Would Love
Not to say you should get these for your mom, but hey, if it’s on her wishlist, who are we to judge?
I chose these 3 as they’re likely to fit anyone’s tastes and are all highly popular items in our shop.
First is the 8.5 Inch Frenchy Super Cock Dildo – Textured around the top end of the shaft, smooth rounded shaft, a nice 8.5 inches length, and it’s available in a number of awesome colors including the color pictured ( Grape ).
A long time favorite, the Auto Erotica 3-in-1 Vibrator is a fan favorite for more reasons than 1. It’s 3-in-1 capabilities make it the ultimate orgasm machine as it stimulates the clitoris and can be inserted both anally and vaginally, all at once, for the ultimate pleasure experience. The hand remote controls make this a customized experience for any user and you can get it in a number of lovely colors so it’s a great gift!
Last, but certainly not least, anal connoisseurs will LOVE our Fruitylicious Butt Plug not only for it’s formidable size, but also for it’s awesome 3 pleasure notches and massive suction cup which ensures this baby is NOT going ANYWHERE while you use it. I’m serious when I say you can literally smack this onto your shower wall and use it and it will. not. budge.
How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection
Get Free Shipping All Weekend Long!
3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work
How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!
Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
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