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Visit St. Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands, for Affordable Luxury

So, I know looking at these luxurious locations to travel to may, for some, seem out of range at the moment, especially with our current economic situation, but this island offers some rewarding amenities for those who are willing to take a trip. Offering DUTY FREE shopping, that’s right, tax free on designer labels and more, St. Thomas rewards visitors with a duty- free shopping experience amid a beautiful island location. With lush green surroundings and the ocean shore on the horizon, what better way to treat yourself than to a tax free shopping vacation?

For deals on St. Thomas, check out this article at Caribbean Magazine for affordable resorts and activities on the island.

Top 6 Exotic Places To Have Sex

Although we’re in the midst of winter, spring will soon be approaching and, with it, the inevitable desire to travel and experience new places and sights. In the midst of my lust for travel and, of course, a lengthy vacation, I thought of 6 of the most exotic places to have sex, some more public than others and some just for the exhilarating experience of it, whether in public or not. Some of which I have experienced myself and some of which I fantasize about on a daily basis, here are my top 6 exotic places to have sex:

  • Airplane Lavatory: A Timeless Classic that undoubtedly stole many hearts, at least for a few hours anyway. Getting down in an airplane lavatory can be quite the rush, albeit a little dangerous as getting caught might have some unpleasant consequences, but the upside is it burns 100 calories!

  • Hot Springs or Sauna: Although you might have to wait to experience this one until you visit Japan or China or possibly Palm Springs, sex in a hot spring offers some delicious exoticism to the conventional hot tub, jacuzzi or shower options. Enjoy nature and a spa-like atmosphere while swooning in ecstasy. I can’t imagine anything better really that involves both an orgasm AND a facial. Plus, with the combination of heat and exercise, you’ll be burning max calories during the heat of the moment quite literally. For the sauna option, you will literally be deprived of oxygen due to the heat so every sensation is magnified. I recommend bringing water and not spending more than 30 minutes in the sauna at a time. Be careful as heat exhaustion and dehydration are risks. The upside is calorie burning and water weight will pour off of you literally and figuratively.

  • Underwater Adventure: This one has two varying options. Either sex underwater in scuba gear or in an underwater cave OR the easier much more attainable sex on a submarine or sailboat. Of the former, hey, a girl can dream big can’t she?

  • Behind a Waterfall: Getting in touch with mother nature is exhilarating anyway, but getting frisky behind a waterfall definitely makes things a little more edgy. Imagine the sound of pounding water on the rocks and the calm ambient lighting. The sheet of water will offer some privacy. Remember to be sure there’s enough flat surface to stand and move around on so no one gets hurt during your thrusts of passion.

  • Caribbean Beaches: This one does not require that you be on a Caribbean island; you could be in the Bahamas or any very blue island as long as it’s on a white sand beach near clear blue water. This is a more magical version of sex on the beach, i.m.o. (in my opinion), and will offer a more lasting memory. Plus you can swim after having your fun!

  • In the Woods During the Rain: If you’re a lover of the outdoors and enjoy camping often, this might be the experience for you. During a light rain or perhaps a storm if you’re experienced enough to handle that kind of weather, venture out a bit into the woods (not far so you can find your way back to your camp!) during the early evening (4-7PM) with your lover and find a nice spot with either a towel, blanket or nothing if the spot is clear enough and you don’t mind a little dirt and enjoy the rain with a little passionate intimacy!

If none of these locations appeal to you as a possible place to experience your next heated romp, then find one that does or, if you’re all about privacy, find a way to make your own comfortable location different than the usual in order to spice up your sex life and make things more interesting. Whatever you do, enjoy yourself and have a good time!

Good Luck!

5 Healthy Ways To Fight The Aging Process & Keep Your Sex Life Alive!

1. Sex is the Best! This first one is a bit of an obvious one, but still. Having sex is a fantastic way to fight aging and, of course, feel good. Studies have found that those who experience intercourse and intimacy in their lives regularly are less stressed out, have higher immunity and seem to feel more content overall. It comes as no surprise, but sex also burns calories (bonus!), improves your overall health and confidence levels and helps you sleep much better. So, with all these combined health benefits in one act, it’s no wonder that sex helps us look younger and feel younger. Check Out Some Fun Sex Positions to try with the Position Sex Bible!

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2. Exercise Leads to Less Wrinkles…and More Sex! Exercise is the most known of the anti-aging fighters. Of course we know that if we all workout regularly that we will undoubtedly look younger and feel younger, but did you know that the calmer forms of exercise such as yoga and pilates may actually pose those same health benefits as well as some added bonus benefits? Yoga & pilates have been shown to help tone the body, improve cardiovascular and organ health, raise immunity to keep us from getting sick, relieve stress, improve sleep and more. So, although I’m sure it’s not as appealing as sex, it has many of the same or similar benefits. With raised confidence, you may just find your sex life is thriving!For Yogic-Like Nirvana State Orgasms that last for HOURS, Check Out the Art of Tantric Sex!

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3. Eating Healthy Just Got More Delicious! Of course we all know that eating healthy is great for optimal health, but did you know that certain foods can improve your sex life by getting you in the mood, giving you more energy and stamina during sex, and can even make your spunk taste good! Wholesome foods can definitely help slow the aging process and keep you looking young, but aside from that, they can also get you in the mood by eating such aphrodisiacs as oysters, asparagus, champagne and chocolate. Yum! Eating healthily can give you more energy and make you feel revitalized. Various foods to improve male performance include caviar and bananas. For both to experience increased libido and stamina, chocolate, figs, radish, ginger and ginseng.For great tasting spunk, simply choose your favorite fruit. I find that strawberries, anyone in the berries family, pineapple, kiwi and papaya work best. Simply eat 30 minutes to 1 hour before sexual activity to give your lover a fun sexual surprise! Or, if you want something quick, try these Sweeten 69 Supplements for Him & Her!

4. Go On An Adventure! Take an adventure and experience new things with a lover! Take a hike and enjoy a tryst in the woods or travel to a new place together. Being near nature or seeing new sights will help keep your mind and imagination alive, but it will also assist with keeping you young and spontaneous in life as well as frisky for some naughty fun!Experiencing new things together may also improve closeness, intimacy and trust for one another.

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5. Laugh It Up! You may have heard that laughter is the best medicine and, well, it is! At least, for improving and maintaining intimacy it is. Laughing together helps improve closeness and increase your sense of affection for one another. Not only that, but it relieves stress so the next time you find yourself fighting over something silly like the dishes, step up and make each other laugh. It’s guaranteed for a lifetime of great make up sex!

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Good Luck & Have A Nice Weekend!