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3 Kinky Ideas for Spring

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Since it’s finally spring and we’re nearing to summer, I thought it would be fun to come up with some naughty ideas to try this season as it’s getting warmer out and some kinky ideas are always more fun outdoors, amirite?

  1. Have An Outdoor “Picnic.” This involves taking lunch outside, possibly dessert only for kink purposes, and having a steamy romp outside on a nice cool summer day. Obviously, you’ll want it to be somewhere private (perhaps your backyard or whilst camping?), but this has tons of potential for naughty summer fun!
  2. Have A Little Water Fun! Whether it’s a steamy shower, a nighttime skinny dip, or a heated jacuzzi romp, this has so much promise! Water makes everything better when it comes to naughtiness, though keep in mind that you want to have water on hand if you plan to be in the jacuzzi for awhile as it can cause dehydration and lubricant as heat and water both dry up your natural lubrication much faster than cold water.
  3. Nighttime Outdoor Sex. Again, try to find somewhere discreet and private (unless you’re into the public fantasy I suppose!), but this time it’s at night. Cool night air that feels good in a wooded area and you’ll be a nymph-o for sure 😉

Have A VERY Naughty Weekend!

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Naughty Mother’s Day Gift Guide

Obviously, not everyone wants to get their literal mother a sex toy for Mother’s Day (unless you’re just that close), but you might have other friends, wives, etc. who would love a nice vibrator or butt plug this month and this gift guide is for them!

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Our Wolfman Dildo is nearing cult status for how much people seem to really love it! Designed after the real thing, this is perfect for any furry and yiff enthusiasts and the suction is a great added feature for immovable fun!

The Autoerotica 3-in-1 Vibrating Dildo is a longtime favorite among women as it combines all sites of pleasure into one delicious orgasmic pleasure machine.

The 8.5″ Frenchy Super Cock Dildo is perfect for those who want a classic dildo with a twist! Packed with unique texture at the head of the toy and on the base, this dildo is perfect for those who are traditional, but want to spice things up just a little!

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Swiss Navy Silicone Lubricant is perfect for those who want something both longlasting, silky smooth, and condom compatible! It’s a great choice for anal play and naughty times in the shower 😉

The Matador Vibrator is fantastic for anyone who wants a realistically designed dildo that also vibrates! Complete with hand controls, this dildo has a convenient, easy-to-use dial control which helps you easily change the strength of vibrations during use.

Sex Grease Lubricant is a completely unique water based lube that is colorless, odorless, non-staining, pH balanced, and can be used with or without condoms! Aside from that, it’s enriched with vitamins and herbal ingredients for those with sensitive skin who want maximum lubrication without the irritation (see what I did there?).

The Woody Cock Ring is a favorite for couples as it’s unique design offers stimulation to both partners during use. Though you might think it looks intimidating, it’s function is amazing – the stimulating texture on the cock ring rub against you and your partner while in motion for added pleasure sensations.

The Butt Heart Plug is in the shape of an upside down heart and makes for a uniquely shaped anal toy that’s both pleasurable and cute! The tapered design allows beginner anal players to level up their fun while the mega suction plug ensures the toy stays put while your bring yourself to brink of ecstasy.

Last but not least, the Finger F*ck Dildo is designed precisely after a human finger for a realistic, but fun erotic experience. Equipped with a small suction base, this toy is perfect for naughty finger fun anytime anywhere!

Get 10% Off With Our Mother’s Day Special Now!

3 Sex Toys Even Your Mother Would Love 

How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection

3 Sex Toys to Try this Spring

Get Free Shipping All Weekend Long! 

3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine

5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work 

How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

Get 10% Off With Our Mother’s Day Special Now!!

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Happy Friday!

If you’ve had a rough week (like me), then you’re in for a real treat!

We’re offering 10% off ALL orders of $100 or more throughout the month of May so enjoy the discount all month long, anytime 😉

You’re welcome.

Have a Very Naughty Weekend!

3 Sex Toys Even Your Mother Would Love 

How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection

3 Sex Toys to Try this Spring

Get Free Shipping All Weekend Long! 

3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine

5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work 

How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

3 Sex Toys Even Your Mother Would Love

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Not to say you should get these for your mom, but hey, if it’s on her wishlist, who are we to judge?

I chose these 3 as they’re likely to fit anyone’s tastes and are all highly popular items in our shop.

First is the 8.5 Inch Frenchy Super Cock Dildo – Textured around the top end of the shaft, smooth rounded shaft, a nice 8.5 inches length, and it’s available in a number of awesome colors including the color pictured ( Grape ).

A long time favorite, the Auto Erotica 3-in-1 Vibrator is a fan favorite for more reasons than 1. It’s 3-in-1 capabilities make it the ultimate orgasm machine as it stimulates the clitoris and can be inserted both anally and vaginally, all at once, for the ultimate pleasure experience. The hand remote controls make this a customized experience for any user and you can get it in a number of lovely colors so it’s a great gift!

Last, but certainly not least, anal connoisseurs will LOVE our Fruitylicious Butt Plug not only for it’s formidable size, but also for it’s awesome 3 pleasure notches and massive suction cup which ensures this baby is NOT going ANYWHERE while you use it. I’m serious when I say you can literally smack this onto your shower wall and use it and it will. not. budge.

How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection

3 Sex Toys to Try this Spring

Get Free Shipping All Weekend Long! 

3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine

5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work 

How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

Have Great Sex this Spring!

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TGIFF!

Having great sex this spring is only a step away with these awesome posts!

Have A Very Naughty Weekend 😉

How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection

3 Sex Toys to Try this Spring

Get Free Shipping All Weekend Long! 

3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine

5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work 

How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

4 Reasons to Give Your Partner A Weekly Massage

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There are tons of reasons to give your partner a massage, least of all that they’ll probably enjoy and appreciate it, but I thought a few more reasons to convince you both that you need a little TLC (you can do Monday, he/she can do Wednesday right?).

  1. It Relieves & Relaxes. Scientific research shows that massages relieve aches and pains as well as stress. Other research suggests that even headaches and depression could be alleviated with massages.
  2. Immunity & Focus Boost! Aside from the medical benefits, there’s the fact that massages help us relax and give us a focus boost. Also, research suggests they boost our immunity and help us fight off illnesses.
  3. Better Sex & Better Sleep. This simple form of pampering, whether you get a massage from your partner or a professional, will ultimately help you feel more rested, get better quality of sleep, AND help you have better sex!

So, What Are You Waiting For?

Get to that massage already 😉

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Get Naughty Spring Fever this Weekend!

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Since we’ve done a ton of fun naughty Easter and spring themed posts, I thought I’d do a roundup so if you missed any, you could catch up with all the fun!

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Your Naughty Easter Gift Guide 

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5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work 

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How to Get Laid this Easter!

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The Perfect Sex Toy for Spring: Large Glass Bunny Tail Butt Plug

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How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

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Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Have A Very Naughty Weekend! 

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xO

3 Steps to Creating Naughty Adult Gift Baskets for Easter

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As I was saying in the previous post, why should the kids get to have all the fun on Easter?

Don’t you deserve a little naughty fun of your own?

That’s what I was thinking when I created these 3 steps to creating your very own naughty adult gift baskets for Easter which you can put together for someone special or treat yourself to a little fun!

Step 1: Pick A Toy. You can pick something with an Easter theme like the Large Bunny Rabbit Tail Butt Plug or otherwise in a bright Easter color. You can also pick something new to try out and if you need ideas, check out our 3 Sex Toys to Try this Spring post for inspiration!

Step 2: Pick A Lubricant. After all, what is sex without some fun lube? That’s what I always say 😉 We have a nice selection to choose from that you can use in a variety of ways. The water based ones are perfect for use with toys and/or intercourse as you like while the oil and silicone based ones are not recommended for toys, but make for great supplemental use during anal intercourse and/or fun solo play!

Step 3: Try Something Fun! Even if you decide to forego the entire gift basket idea or maybe it’s not in your budget, but you can always choose to try something fun and new to freshen up your sex life. Whether that means trying anal (check out tips here and here to make it easier and more enjoyable if you’re a first-timer! You can also see our guide: Anal Fun 101), trying a new position, trying a new toy, or maybe just a little fetish or bondage fun, have a nice and naughty time this spring!

Your Naughty Easter Gift Guide 

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work 

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO

Your Naughty Easter Gift Guide

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Top: Elbow Grease Cool Cream Lubricant / Large Glass Bunny Tail Butt Plug / Woody Cock Ring

Bottom: Finger F*ck Dildo / Auto Erotica 3-in-1 Vibrating Dildo / 2″ Venzy Penis Extension

Easter is around the corner and why shouldn’t you partake in the springtime fun?

Of course, we don’t all get Easter baskets full of candy, but the you can always make a naughty adult version with some Masturgasm favorites from our Naughty Easter Gift Guide.

After all, you deserve a good time too, with a naughty little (or big) twist!

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work 

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO

5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

 

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When it comes to pickup lines, most have a disdainful reaction to the mere mention of them, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve so you can use these “pickup lines” without getting caught and have them actually work effectively when you do the next time you’re hitting up someone special 😉

  1. Genuine Compliment. Obviously, this one is kind of a no-brainer, but it should be said that a genuine compliment to someone goes a long way. I’m not talking mindless flattery, either so no “nice shirt” either. What I mean is ” you have a great smile” or something of that nature. You can compliment style, if you want, and most compliments should only be dealt after the conversation has begun. Don’t just go walking up to a random person saying “nice style” – it comes off as weird and creepy so no doing “the creep” LOL – unless that’s the vibe you’re going for 😛
  2. A Funny Joke. Jokes are a great way to break the ice, of course, and it should be something on-topic. For instance, if you’re at a sports bar and the person you’re looking to connect with happens to like the opposing team, you can always tease them about it a bit for some laughs. Obviously try to keep it lighthearted – you never know what kind of effect you could have if the joke is too personal (people and sports can get serious quick if you’re too offensive about it so be cute and coy as opposed to brash and rude).
  3. Take An Interest. If you see a person wearing a band shirt or some other pop culture reference that also interests you, this is a great way to strike up a conversation. For instance, I happen to be a huge fan of fantasy novels ( think LOTR, HP, GoT) and if I ever see anyone wearing anything that references these, I am quick to say “love your shirt – that’s a great (show,movie,band,etc.)!” Plus, people immediately warm up and feel like they can relate to you on a comfortable level.
  4. Ask A Question. On the other hand, if said person is wearing a shirt of a band, film, or show you don’t really know much about, you can always ask. This takes interest in that person and is a subtle way of getting someone to tell you more about their self and their interests and, of course, some cool new shows, etc.
  5. Smile, Eye Contact & Go! When you take any of the actions above, be sure to smile while speaking and listening, make eye contact occasionally so they know you’re listening and engaging with what they have to say. You might really find you both have a lot in common.

Good Luck! 

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How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO