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Spring Into April with Free Shipping!

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With the arrival of Spring, Easter & Mother’s Day both on their way, and the general loveliness of the weather, we’re all in a pretty great mood at the moment so, for karma’s sake {and pleasure’s sake obv.}, we decided to share the good feels by offering free shipping all month long on orders of $150+!

This special is for Amazon orders ONLY.

It does not apply to Masturgasm – we will have other specials running there so go have a look, if you are curious and want some great deals 😉

Have A Very Naughty Weekend!

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO

How to Get Laid this Easter!

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Of course, like any holiday, the most important thing is getting laid.

Okay, maybe not, but it should be a priority level 2, at least, right?

If it isn’t, it should be and I’m going to help you get there with a few fun, helpful tips for this Spring 😉

  1. Get Sweaty. Whether you’re already getting some with our sex workout or you have a legit gym routine, you need to get some fitness! It’s not necessarily about being in crazy good shape as it is about health and stamina. If you want to get laid, you’ll want to be able to deliver a great romp in the sheets once it happens!
  2. Fuel Up! You’ll want to get your grub on, but in the right way. Fill up on healthy whole foods that will kick your libido and health up a few notches! Check out our list of the healthiest foods for sexual health to see which ones are best to enjoy!
  3. Hygiene First. Obviously, you want to get an annual checkup the make sure everything is running accordingly, but aside from general health, you want to have a nice daily routine for hygiene set in place that way any spontaneous romp sessions can go off without a hitch (or a panic on your part) if you find yourself in a not-too-pleasant state. I also recommend having a small kit of essentials in your car for emergencies ( cologne or perfume, deodorant, toothbrush, mouthwash, etc. ).
  4. Be Coy. How developed is your flirting technique? No, I’m kidding. Kind of. What I really mean is you’ll want to have your smooth talk be completely seamless so it goes well in normal conversation. Also, you’ll want to have a few lines up your sleeves, but only the ones that really work! Stay tuned on the blog tomorrow to see which pickup lines actually work 😉
  5. Have Fun! At the end of it all, just have a good time! Don’t make it the end-all-be-all goal of the holiday, but take casual strides toward that end and I’m sure the results will surprise and arouse you!

Good Luck ;-P

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO

The Perfect Sex Toy for Spring: Large Glass Bunny Tail Butt Plug


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If you’re looking for the perfect sex toy to enjoy this spring, then look no further than the Large Glass Bunny Tail Butt Plug!

Aside from it’s super stylish design and adorably fashionable bunny tail pouf, this is a great, simply designed tapered butt plug that is slightly larger in size so it’s perfect for intermediate and advance anal connoisseurs. If you know someone with a birthday coming up, this would be a great gift and even better if you can try it out together 😉

You can check it out Masturgasm – Here.

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO

Happy April Fool’s Day!

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Happy April Fool’s Day!

Be sure to get someone you know really good with a trick!

If you can’t think of anything to mess with your friends on, here are a few fun ones I think are always classic to do:

  1. Post an ultrasound on facebook (even though you’re not pregnant)
  2. Put your status on facebook as “single” if you’re in a relationship or vice-versa.
  3. Tell everyone you’re moving to [insert random location here]
  4. Announce your visectemy operation to friends and family, or maybe just your S.O.
  5. Tell your S.O. your pregnant and it’s a [boy,girl,alien, etc.]!

Whatever you do, have fun with it. This is always a great day to play fun pranks on people, especially because so many people usually forget about it and don’t see it coming!

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO

24 Hours Left to Get the March Discount!

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There’s only 24 hours left to get this deal so get it while you can!

You’ll want to take advantage of our Naughty March Special before the deal ends and stock up on all your favorites as well as some new toys to try this spring and summer!

You can thank me later 😉

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO

Product Spotlight: The Finger F*ck Dildo

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Our Finger F*ck Dildo is an absolute MUST for those who prefer a realistic experience!

Designed after the pleasing finger, it will simulate the very realistic erotic sensations of exactly that and more however you decide to enjoy it! Equipped with a handy suction cup, it will stay put through all fingering play, anal or vaginal, however you like for however long you desire!

You can purchase the Finger F*ck Dildo on Masturgasm.com.

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO

3 Days Left to Get Our March Discount!

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TGIFF!

This week has gone by quickly, thankfully, but now I’m ready for the naughty weekend ahead 😉

Speaking of, this is the last weekend to take advantage of our Naughty March Special so get the deal while you still can and stock up on all your favorites as well as some new toys to try this spring and summer!

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

Spring cleaning can be an absolute nightmare for everyday life, let alone doing the process for your sex toys, so I came up with simple steps you can follow to make the process of clearing out, cleaning up, and storing your collection that is totally painless and may even prolong the life of your toys if done properly!

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Step 1: Pull out your entire collection of toys, lubes, toy cleaners, and other enhancements. Check the expiration dates of supplements and throw out expired ones. Check the condition of lubricants and throw out empty or leaking bottles. Take stock of which toy cleaners you are running out of and need to stock up on.

Step 2: Check out your sex toy collection specifically and see what is falling apart and what needs to be cleaned. If you have toys that are degraded, throw them out. Degraded toys can house bacterial and infection and the more degraded they are, the more unsanitary so toss them!

Step 3: Clean what needs a good cleanse with your preferred toy cleaner or lukewarm water and gentle antibacterial soap. If you have any cyberskin or fauxskin style toys, you’ll want to let them dry completely before re-powdering them to maintain texture and feel. Some silicone toys can be put right into your dishwasher and steam cleansed, but PVC toys must be cleansed with a toy cleaner or lukewarm water and antibacterial soap. Let everything dry completely or towel dry thoroughly.

Step 4: Arrange and organize your collection of toys, lubricants, condoms and supplements in a cool, clean place. You can choose to keep them out in the open, in a dresser drawer, or in a plastic container. There are also medium sized trunks and ottoman style stools which you can purchase that come with lock and keys so you can keep your collection discreet and private!

Step 5: Time to shop! Now that you’ve cleared out your collection, I bet you have tons more space that needs filling up (if you know what I mean ;-))! Now’s the time to pick up new lubricants, stock up on condoms, new supplements to try, and some fun new toys to add to your stash!

Now go enjoy some naughty spring fever fun!

Get Lucky with Our Naughty March Special! 

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

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If the spirit of spring hasn’t yet hit you, then I can help! I’ve compiled our naughtiest articles for the best ways to get yourself and your partner all hot and bothered! So, get ready to hump like rabbits because spring fever is coming at you ;-P

Get Lucky with Our Naughty March Special! 

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO

Product Spotlight: Ream and Dream Suction Butt Plug

 

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Our Ream and Dream Suction Butt Plug is a medium-large-ish sized plug with a beautifully smooth shaft that also has some delightful ridges down it which are great for keeping your toy lubed and smooth for ease and comfortable use. Why, you ask? The lubricant falls into the ridges and is less likely to slide off the toy while you use it, therefore lasting MUCH longer than it would on an overall smooth surface toy. Aside from those great assets (get it?), the Ream and Dream Suction Butt Plug has a gradual smooth taper to the shaft so it’s easy to advance as you please during use and it’s massive suction cup ensures it stays put while you have your fun!

 

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

Get Lucky with Our Naughty March Special! 

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

xO