Happy Black Friday + Time to Get Your Shop On!
Happy Black Friday!
Are You Ready to Get Your Shop On?
If you’re shopping online today, take a look at our Black Friday Deals!
Otherwise, stay safe, sane and alive!
While you’re waiting in line, feel free to have a look at some of our latest posts!
3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
Happy Shopping!
♥ xO
Get Masturgasm Black Friday Deals Now!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Because I’m awesome like that, I decided to open up our Black Friday Deals a few hours early so you can get to shopping for the things you want right away without delay (that unintentionally rhymed…it’s magic!)
Anyway.
So, Here’s What You Get:
Shop On & Be Awesome, My Friends.
Get the Deals on Masturgasm – here.
Get the Deals on Amazon – here.
3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!
xO
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving to You & Yours from Masturgasm!
Here’s to a Safe & Fun Holiday!
If you have time before dinner, Check out some posts & Sign Up for our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
♥ xO
Avoid Getting Trampled On Black Friday: Shop Online with Our Black Friday Deals Instead!
It is that time of year again my friends.
You know, that time when people go insane for sales and we are more than happy to amp up the insanity for you from the comfort of your own home because why? Because who would read our blog and shop at our store if you were trampled to death? So, since our goal this year is to keep you alive and happy, we’ve decided to offer insane online deals that you can enjoy from the comfort and safety of your own home; Live On & Shop On!
Take A Look At This Year’s Deals:
- Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order!
- Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order!
- Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order!
These deals will go live at midnight on Nov. 28th and last until midnight on Cyber Monday or December 2nd, 2013.
Happy Shopping & Cheers to Your Survival!
3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
♥ xO
Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!
Happy Saturday!
Just a quick tip to help those of you who may be taking the fun, but sometimes intimidating, plunge into trying anal for the first time.
Quick Tip: Try giving the receiver a massage (or give each other massages ) beforehand!
The reason for the massaging is not necessarily to get you both in the mood for sex, though it may have that affect anyhow, but really to get the body more relaxed and receptive. With daily stressors, it’s no wonder we’re all tensed up and high strung, but that kind of tight body makes anal more difficult, painful and less fun for everyone. By massaging one another, you ensure your muscles are more relaxed and pliable so sex in general, but especially anal, will be much more enjoyable and facilitated.
Happy Humping ♥
3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
Happy Shopping!
♥ xO
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!
Black Friday is a lot of fun, but it’s also really stressful. Between trying to get to the shops early enough to wait in those ridiculously long lines to hoping you can get your hands on the last doorbuster LCD TV or laptop, it can be downright exhausting which is why I came up with 3 tips to help you stay stress free during the craziest shopping day of the year!
- Vibrating Panties. I know it sounds a little wild, but hear me out! With vibrating panties on, you’ll be cool as a cucumber and feel erotic as hell! No need to push, pull or yell because you’ll be feeling divine. Just make sure the vibrations are quiet so no one can learn your secret to success! 😉
- Sexting. This is a bit more subtle than the other options, but still effective nonetheless. You’ll have to prepare for this one just a little bit, but take naughty photos of yourself for a friend or partner and then send them along while shopping. You can add spicy text messages for a potential romp with the photos, if you like, and then when you get home, perhaps they can meet you there for a quickie!
- Butt Plug Fun. This is the wildest idea I came up with, but it could be super enjoyable for you, especially if you like the kinkier side of things! A small butt plug will do and can go unnoticed if you’ve got jeans on and not only will it keep you salacious and ready, but you’ll get your shopping done twice as fast just so you can get home and go to it!
Whatever you do to keep your cool and have fun on Black Friday, stay safe and sane!
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
♥ xO
The Skeleton Extender: Add Some Halloween Fun To Your Pleasure Experience!
Halloween is not that far off and before you know it, it will be upon us once more. Many of us go to theme parks for Halloween haunts, take our children trick-or-treating or throw fun parties. Others still stay in a watch our favorite horror flicks with friends. For any and all of us, the Skeleton Extender is an erotic addition to anyone’s Halloween fun, especially when pleasure is in mind!
Made by USA based TSX Toys, the Skeleton Extender is designed with an almost “Dia de Los Muertos” theme to it, it’s skeletal face both frightening and fascinating at the same time, yielding immeasurable amounts of pleasure to those who venture to use it with their partner. Measuring an intimidating 10.5 inches, this extender is NOT for the faint at heart, although it might make a fun challenge for you and your partner this Halloween. So get into the spirit of the season and enjoy your pleasure romps with the assistance of the Skeleton Extender; it’s bony ridges feel amazing while inside you and the extender lends the wearer a few extra inches and a longer, more intense erection with a more satisfying climax when you finish!
Enjoy your new found Skeleton Extender with some deliciously flavored Romance Attack lubricants! Perfectly formulated for your pleasure, these lubricants go on smooth and are long lasting for hours of ecstasy. Available in four delicious flavors; there is something for everyone! Flavors available are: Neutral (unscented/unflavored), Cherry, Strawberry & Watermelon.
Enjoy, Be Safe & Good Luck!
Please remember to protect yourself and the ones you love every time you engage in sexual activity.
The Night Light Glow in the Dark Condom Pack is my favorite for enjoying naughty Halloween fun in the dark with my honey! Try one; You’ll love them too!