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The Perfect Toy for Friday the 13th!

The Perfect Toy for Friday the 13th!

Can you believe Friday the 13th finally landed in October? How cool/creepy is that? In honor of this very spooky day, we propose everyone lets their devilish side out to play. Enter: the Devil Inside Me Plug! Along with it’s softly textured pitchfork tail, the Devil Inside Me Plug is a modestly sized, tapered plug complete with lube trails. Whatever you do, be sure to get lucky today 😉

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Enter to Win A Naughty and Nice Adult Prize Pack In Our Holiday Giveaway!

It’s time for another naughty giveaway! 

In the spirit of the holiday, we’ve decided to offer up the chance for 1 lucky winner to get their hands on this delicious Naughty & Nice Prize Pack!

The prize pack includes 3 naughty games (dice, striptease playing cards, & a fun board game), 1 mid sized Wet Original lubricant, and 2 fun vibrators (a rabbit and a slim line classic)!

Here’s What You Can Win: 

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Click Here to Enter the Giveaway!

Happy Holidays ♥

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♥ xO

3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping

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Black Friday can give you a heaping rush of adrenaline and possibly a little panic, but in a good way right?

I always come home from my Black Friday shopping with a ridiculous amount of energy, despite being beyond exhausted and that’s why we should all take some time before getting some much needed sleep to enjoy a little sex.

Here’s Why: 

  • It Relaxes Your Nerves. When you get home, you’ll be all cracked out on adrenaline and excitement from the rush of shopping so why not have a little down time before you hit the pillow? Sex will help you sleep better, relax you and even help you burn more fat! Don’t believe me? Learn more about it – HERE.
  • Use Those New Toys! Assuming you did some pre-shopping online or maybe even at your local adult retailer, you’ll have some new sex toys to play with! If not, you can always shop with us & get great deals anytime 😉 With that, you’ll definitely want to take them for a spin right?
  • End the Night on A Good Note. If you got in a fight or got a little more aggressive than usual during Black Friday, some nice sex is a great way to end the night on a good note instead of going to sleep angry!

Happy Shopping!

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♥ xO

3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!

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When it comes to thanking your partner, there are a ton of ways you could do it, but determining which is the best way to show your gratitude depends on your partner…and if there’s a bed nearby! 😉

Here Are 3 Ways to Show Your Partner Some Gratitude This Month:

Pamper Them.  Offer up a nice massage with some erotically scented oil. Whether you make it erotic or not is up to you, but it’s more fun that way ! You can include, candles, a nice drawn bath (bubbles optional) or shower, and create the whole experience. Even though it seems like a small gesture, it’s a really nice way to show someone you care (and hopefully get laid too!).

Treat Them.  Gifts people! No, I’m kidding, unless you think that’s appropriate because who doesn’t like a nice dildo or five? We have a nice selection of naughty gifts over on Masturgasm to peruse, if that’s what you had in mind, but otherwise there are tons of way to treat someone. You can pamper them (see above), treat them to dinner (homemade or at a restaurant), and yes, of course, shower them with gifts!

Indulge Their Senses. Whether you want to carefully plan out dinner and dessert yourself or get reservations at a local hot spot followed by some nice scented candles and massages at home, either way it’s a great idea! Be sure to add some subtle, but sexy music to get you both in the mood for fun.

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♥ xO

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!

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Want More Sex This Winter?

Make sure you have a nice bedroom setup! This means lots of pillows, soft blankets and possibly scented candles at the ready. It might not seem like it would make a difference, but setting the mood for sex does a lot to amp up the intensity of the experience and get you in the right mindset to pleasure each other! Also, have socks on hand for your girl friend (if you have one 😉 ). Apparently, women are much more likely to orgasm when their feet are nice and cozy!

Good Luck 😉

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♥ xO

Have A Very Naughty Weekend + Giveaway!

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Happy Friday! 

Like you, I too am ready for the weekend and I’d prefer it to be filled with naughtiness, delicious food, and possibly watching this past week’s episode of American Horror Story: Coven, but I digress.

It’s the first week of November come and gone – Can you believe it?

Here’s How to Make Your Weekend Count In the Naughty & Nice Categories 😉 

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♥ xO

Enter to #Win 1 of 3 Seven Piece Vibrator Kits In Our Naughty November Giveaway!

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Since November is all about giving thanks, we’ve decided to give thanks to you, our readers and loyal customers, as a way to say thank you for sticking with us!

All November you’ll have the chance to get entries and gain bonus entries by following our social network pages on Facebook, Twitter, and Sharing the Giveaway with Friends on Twitter!

Three winners will be selected so you have 3 chances to win one of these 7 Piece Vibrator Couples Kits which include fun vibrators with different attachments! These would make great gifts for the holidays or just a fun treat for yourself.

GOOD LUCK!

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♥ xO

Celebrate Dia de Los Muertos With this Naughty Skeleton Extension!

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Tomorrow is Dia de Los Muertos AKA Day of the Dead!

A Bit About the Day of the Dead: Day of the Dead is all about appreciating and remembering loved ones who have passed on. Very much celebrated in Mexican culture, this day is spent praying at altars of family members, enjoying their favorite foods, and making sugar skulls! Many people also visit the graves of their loved ones to pay respects. There are usually many festivals happening all over the world, namely in the USA that are open for the public to attend and enjoy.

I know I’ve mentioned this Skull Extension quite a bit this past week or so, but it’s just so perfect for the season, how can I not?

The ridges of the skull design provide delicious stimulation to your partner during use while the extension + cock sling mechanism ensures the wearer stays rock hard for longer than you can imagine!

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♥ xO

7 Hours Left to Get Ghoulishly Good October Deals!

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There’s only 7 hours left to take advantage of our October deals so get them while you still can!

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xO

Happy Halloween + 10 Fun Facts About This Spooky Holiday!

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Happy Halloween!

Just for fun, I thought I’d share some fun and quirky facts I recently learned about Halloween, in honor of this fun and spooky holiday, that I thought you all might find interesting as well.

  1. The first jack-o-lanterns were made from turnips, not pumpkins.
  2. In the 1800′s when Halloween first became popular in America, children were more likely to pull naughty pranks than ask for treats. It wasn’t until the 1950′s that candy became a more prevalent part of the holiday.
  3. The word “witch” gets it’s origins from an Old Saxon word, “Wica” meaning “wise woman” and referred to women who were proficient and knowledgeable in medicinal herbs and fortune-telling.
  4. Pumpkins originated in Mexico est. 9,000 years ago and are one of Americas oldest known vegetables.
  5. October 30th is National Candy Corn Day.
  6. Harry Houdini died on Halloween.
  7. Owls are a popular Halloween image because, in Medieval Europe, they were thought to be witches in disguise. Legends says an owl’s call meant someone was about to die.
  8. In the US, black cats are thought to bring bad luck, but in the UK, it’s white cats that are considered unlucky.
  9. According to folklore, if someone puts their clothes on inside out and walks backwards on Halloween, they will see a witch a midnight.
  10. With the large influx of Irish immigrants to America in the late nineteenth century, Halloween then became associated with witches, ghosts and goblins as American fall harvest traditions melded with Irish Samhain celebrations.

Have A Ghoulishly Good Halloween ♥

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xO