50 Shades Dark Gift Guide
Kinky Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is coming with a vengeance, but we like to do our Valentine’s Day with more kink than cuteness so we came up with a 50 Shades Dark Gift Guide to reflect our hedonistic ideals and values – hope you enjoy 😉
50 Shades Dark Gift Guide
- 12 Inch Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating anal beads are crafted from non-porous silicone materials which makes them perfect for anal play! 12 inches of uninterrupted anal fun, these beads come in a long wand-like strip and easy push controls.
- Shibari Halo 10 Speed Waterproof Vibrator – This vibrating wand has 10 speeds of vibration for a diverse array of erotic stimulation that can be enjoyed for hours without every experiencing the same mode twice 😉
- Wolfman Wolf Dildo – Designed after a real wolf penis, this dildo is ideal for unleashing your inner animal! Coupled with a suction cup for uninterrupted play, this toy can be used anywhere you like, including on shower walls!
- Black Ball Gag – Keep your partner (or yourself) quiet with this secure, but comfortable ball gag! Complete with perforated ball for easy breathing during use, this ball gag adds a new layer of intensity and kink to all your bondage play.
- Black Leather Blindfold Mask – This leather blindfold is ideal for total blackout pleasure experiences! Made with authentic leather, this blindfold has a comfortable elastic band for easy wear any time the mood strikes.
- Screw Nipple Clamps with Chain – These screw nipple clamps are the perfect way to amp up the intensity during your bondage play. The chain and screw clamps ensure these stay put for however long you like!
- Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug – This Devil Inside Me butt plug includes a small tapered butt plug complete with lube trails for long lasting lubrication and fun. The end opposite the plug is in the shape of a pitchforked devil’s tail ideal for anyone who’s been too naughty and wants to show off their kinky ways.
- Vibro Screw Anal Plug – This massive anal toy is perfect for taking your anal play up a notch! Unlike other anal toys, this butt plug allows you to screw in a little more whenever you want to increase the intensity and pleasure – just give it a screw and enjoy!
- Large Mole Butt Plug – The large mole plug is a modestly sized tapered butt plug for naughty anal play without going too wild. It’s perfect for keeping in place while enjoying other pleasures and is easily used with the help of a little lubrication.
- Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating silicone anal beads are perfect for all kinds of anal play, especially when used by male partners (but not only) because the base includes soft ridges for stimulating your perineum during use and the beaded wand is curved for stimulating the prostate.
- Set of 2 Thigh and Wrist Restraints – Last, but certainly not least, is this set of thigh and wrist restraints! Perfect for keeping your partner (or yourself) tied down and ready, these restraints are heavy duty and won’t budge!
Here’s to the Naughtiest Valentine’s Day Yet 😉
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xO
Puppy Play: Try Our Latest Dog Bondage Mask!
Puppy Play:
Try Our Latest Dog Bondage Mask!
Newly released on Masturgasm, our Puppy Dog Full Mask is the perfect piece of bondage gear to pick up before Halloween hits! If you enjoy furry and yiff roleplaying with some power play thrown into the mix, this is an ideal item to have in your BDSM arsenal. It comes complete with a full mask that covers the face and gives a snout-like appearance. On top of that, the mask includes a mouth gag under the snout attachment, a collar with 2 rings for adding your leash easily, canine ears for realism, and a blinder mask that can be easily removed whenever you like.
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Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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xO
Get Masturgasm Black Friday Deals Now!
 
Happy Thanksgiving!
Because I’m awesome like that, I decided to open up our Black Friday Deals a few hours early so you can get to shopping for the things you want right away without delay (that unintentionally rhymed…it’s magic!)
Anyway.
So, Here’s What You Get:Â
Shop On & Be Awesome, My Friends.Â
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 xO
EVOLVED Novelties: Lowest Price Anywhere!
I LOVE EVOLVED Novelties!
Recently, I was speaking with my supervisor and we thought, why not offer Evolved at newer, lower prices?
So, because we love EVOLVED, you love EVOLVED (right!? :-)) and everyone loves these awesome toys, we decided to offer any and all of our EVOLVED items at new, low low SUPER LOW prices!
I am soooo excited because you better believe I am going shopping today after work for some more EVOLVED fun !
Never heard of EVOLVED Novelties?
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Do You Have Spring Fever? Get Some With Our Spring Fever Sale!
It’s that time again!
The flowers are blooming, the bees are buzzing, and temperatures are rising both figuratively AND literally.
Did you know that the feeling you get in the spring time (AKA Spring Fever) is scientifically proven?
That is, heartbeat racing, upbeat optimism, and appetite loss can all be a direct cause from Spring Fever!
Other effects include the desire to be in the outdoors, happiness, more energy and the desire to exercise!
Although not so much a proven fact, but still fun nonetheless is our desire to get down in the Spring!
Want to jump your lovers’ bones?
It’s not just you!
Get Yourself Some Spring Action!
Spend $50 or More and Get 20% Off Your Entire Order!
(Offer Expires: May 31, 2012)
Do you get “Spring Fever”?
Let me know in the comments below!
Furry Fetish Fandom & Yiff
So, what is furry anyway?
Beginning in the 80’s with sci-fi fans who began to dress up to express the importance of their favorite characters in movies and books (think Chubacca, Ewoks & Disney characters), furry fandom is an extremely diverse subculture of people.
And there are more of them than you would think.
Typically, most furries can be described as those with a fascination and/or admiration for animals and a type of art involving and depicting anthropomorphic animals. Some like to dress up as animals and take on what they call “fursonas” complete with corresponding name and primal personality that is aligned with the type of animal they have chosen to dress up as. They dress up for fun and also to attend furry conventions with other fans. In fact, commitment is definitely needed for this subculture given that costume prices begin at $2,300 and up. The more extreme fans engage in sexual acts dressed in their particular costumes. This facet of the furry subculture is referred to as “yiff.” Furries say that if someone is yelling “yiff,” “yerf,” or “yipp” then they are interested.
Although many may find this subculture to be few in numbers, they may be surprised to find that the numbers interested in this trend are not so small after all. Gaining popularity due to Disney films and science fiction literature and video games, furry fandom thrives more now than ever.
What do you think of the Furry Fandom craze?
Are you a Furry Fan yourself?
Shop our Furry Love Category for a great selection on your primal favorites! 😉
Let me know your thoughts in the comments below!
Buy Your Mom A Vibe Sale!
Alright, so maybe you won’t buy your mom a vibe for Mother’s Day, but you can buy it anyway and pretend you’ll give it to her then keep it for yourself! 😉
I won’t tell anyone, I promise!
At any rate, you’ll have to buy someone a vibe
(and who better to buy it for then yourself right?)
because our Mother’s Day Sale is happening from now until May 10, 2011.
From now until May 10th, you’ll get 20% OFF ANY PURCHASE!
If you forget the day every year like me, Mother’s Day is May 8th.
The sale will go 2 days after for all you belated gift givers who claim it’s
“in the mail.”
Don’t worry, I’ve been there, I’ve got your back.
Enjoy the Sale!
20% OFF @ Romance Attack Online!
Just a little heads up for everyone, Romance Attack Online is having a sale right now offering 20% OFF All purchases of $20 & More from Now until January 20, 2011. That means you’ll get great deals on all Lubricants, Lotions & Potions, Vibrators, Toys for Men, Toys for Women, Toys for Couples, Bondage & Anal Toys so shop before this offer expires! Please Note that all Featured Products ARE included in this sale so take advantage while you can!
Have a Nice Weekend!
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Calling All Furry Fans or Over 18 Team Jacob Supporters! The Wolfman Has Arrived!
Introducing the Wolfman Suction!
The Wolfman Suction is a toy created for all members of Team Jacob (over 18 Only Please!) or any Fluffy enthusiasts who wish to enjoy a love knot experience! Anatomically correct, the Wolfman accurately represents a Wolf penis in detail and design, complete with canine knot. An impressively designed piece by TSX Toys (Made in the USA!), the Wolfman will stay securely in place during any of your erotic escapades! Dress up in your furriest and enjoy all the canine benefits of the Wolfman Suction!
If you’re male and you would like to unleash your primal wolf instincts onto all of your luscious lady friends, we also have a Wolfman Extension created specifically for you! Arouse and Explore your most visceral fantasies with the Wolfman Suction or Wolfman Extension tonight. Don’t be afraid to go Bark Wild or Howl at the Full Moon while enjoying this positively primal piece!
Wild Instincts, Aroma and Fur Not Included!
Both pieces are available in a wide variety of colors and several components so you can customize your toy to your needs! For more information, visit their separate product pages for complete details on availability.