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Quick Tips to Make Your Naughty Weekend Even Naughtier!

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TGIFF!

This week has been super busy with new and exciting things in the mix, including a new hilarious series we’ll be implementing onto the blog once we tie down some of the details (if you know what I mean ;-)), and I am utterly spent!

I hope you’re all gearing up for a fantastic weekend filled with tons of naughty notions and plenty of perversions 😛

To Make It That Much Better, Here Are Some Fun & Naughty Posts

to Keep You Going Through Sunday:

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Kinky Ways to Spend Valentine’s Day! 

5 Reasons to Try Our Popular Penis Extensions! 

How to Keep Your Sex Life Fresh and Frisky in 2014

New and Naughty Things to Try in 2014!

5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2014

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

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♥ xO

Kinky Ways to Spend Valentine’s Day!

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I know it’s only January, but I thought I’d give you all some food for thought since it’s nearly February and you should be preparing for an awesome (& naughty!) Valentine’s Day whether you’re single, in a relationship or, like me – swinging around the playing field like a bat out of hell ;-P

Kinky Ways to Spend Valentine’s Day ♥

  • If you’re single: There’s no shame in being single and ready to mingle and there’s a number of ways to spend this hallmark holiday! First, you could go speed dating and have a blast! Second, you could go to a bar that’s having a themed cocktail night and meet singles for some naughty fun. If you’re up for a naughty night in, check out our line of naughty toys for a little self-lovin’.
  • If you’re in a relationship: If you’re happily strapped down ;-), you can get your kink on at home or out on the town. Either enjoy a naughty night out to dinner or a movie and rock some vibrating panties for a little fun! Then, rush home for a heated romp 😉 If you prefer to stay in, trying out some new toys is always a great idea. Especially with our popular fidelity threesome toys, you’re guaranteed an intensely satisfying night!
  • If you’re swinging: If you’re swinging like many of us are, you absolutely have to hit up your local swingers club or perhaps even a fun themed party for a little (or a lotta!) naughtiness! There’s always excitement in both and you have the opportunity to meet new people, enjoy pleasure and indulge fully.
  • If you’re ready to kink things up a notch: If you’re really ready to kink things up in your relationship or for yourself, there’s nothing kinkier than trying out some new toys! From naughty fetish toys to penis extensions, or threesome toys to fun anal toys, cock rings or animal dildos, we have something for everyone!
  • If you’re bringing things down low: If you want something a little more low key, you can always spice things up modestly with an erotic massage, naughty spanking or try some new sex positions!

Check Out Our Naughty Valentine’s Day Deals Going On Now!

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How to Keep Your Sex Life Fresh and Frisky in 2014

New and Naughty Things to Try in 2014!

5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2014

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter! 

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

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♥ xO

New and Naughty Things to Try in 2014!

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The best part about a new year is trying and experiencing new things!

We here at Masturgasm think this is a fantastic way to broaden your horizons so we’ve come up with our own list of new things to try in 2014 with a naughty spin 😉

NEW & NAUGHTY THINGS TO TRY IN 2014 

  • Extensions! Our line of penis extensions is likely the most varied you’ll see anywhere and with good reason! The TSX extensions are all manufactured here in the USA to the highest standards by an artistic sculptor. Aside from their awesome track record, these extensions come in all shapes and sizes to give you more length, girth, stimulation, and lots of unique sensations! The wearer stays harder for longer and experiences a more intense orgasm while stimulating their partner. These are a MUST for 2014!
  • Animal Play 😛 What could be more fun than letting your inner animal out? Our line of animal dildos, dongs and extensions is certainly imaginative and stylized, but some are even anatomically correct and many are modeled after the real thing for the ultimate yiff experience!
  • Threesome Toys. Threesomes are a ton of fun, but for those of you who aren’t into adding a third wheel, our threesome toys are the perfect solution. Not only do they allow for double penetration fun, but they also allow for more varied sensations between partners as there are 3 different toys – a gspot threesome toy, a small anal plug threesome toy, and a medium anal plug threesome toy. You can also get them all 3 in a kit for a discounted price – HERE!
  • Realism. Realistic toys can be a ton of fun for those who have never tried them, especially our select dildos in fauxskin! The fauxskin material is velvety soft and feels softer than actual skin so the experience is absolutely amazing! Intense, smooth and orgasmic, these fauxskin dildos promise an erotic rush that may just be better than the real thing!
  • Anal Play :O Anal is a totally different and more visceral erotic experience than conventional intercourse and it’s something that really can’t be explained; it must be experienced. We have so many anal play toys to try and, if you’re a beginner, you’ll want to start with our amazing Analicous plug which is small enough to enjoy without much discomfort and then you can move your way up to bigger toys over time.

Check Out Our Naughty Valentine’s Day Deals Going On Now!

5 Reasons to Try Our Popular Penis Extensions!

How to Keep Your Sex Life Fresh and Frisky in 2014

5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2014

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter! 

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

♥ xO

5 Reasons to Try Our Popular Penis Extensions!

As if you need a reason to take that very minor risk of trying our ultra popular penis extensions, but I thought, hey, for fun, why not?

So, without rambling on for long, here are 5 reasons you should try them, if you haven’t already, and if by some reason you don’t yet want to try them (which, let’s be honest, is absurd).

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  1. They’re tons of fun!
  2. They provide added stimulation to both the wearer and their partner.
  3. Different textures on the penis extensions allow each experience with them to be varied and new!
  4. Our penis extensions allow the wearer to stay harder for longer and experience a more intense orgasm.
  5. They provide fun, non-surgical ways to get more length, girth and stylized texture in your erotic experience at any time ♥

So, there are your reasons (as if you needed any!) and I hope that, if you by some bizarre chance haven’t tried them yet, you’ll give them a go because you are definitely missing out!

Click Here to Check Out Our Penis Extensions!

Have a Very Naughty Weekend 😉

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Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

♥ xO

Re-Vamp Your Sex Life With These Weekend Sex Tips!

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Happy Saturday!

Hope you’re all enjoying your naughty-filled weekend full of romps under the covers.

I mean, how else should you spend the arctic freeze than by staying warm, amirite?

With that, things might be feeling a little stale, so here are some fun tips to help keep things exciting in the bedroom & keep the romance in your life alive and well!

Check Out Our Naughty Valentine’s Day Deals Going On Now!

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

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♥ xO

Check Out Our Naughty Valentine’s Day Deals Going On Now!

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It’s Time For A New Year Special! 

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Get the perfect gift(s) for that special someone and treat yourself too ♥

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Happy {F**king on} Valentine’s Day 😉

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5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2014

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Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

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♥ xO

How to Keep Your Sex Life Fresh and Frisky in 2014

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Keeping your sex life heated and hot can take a bit of effort, but it’s absolutely possible and a must for making 2014 your most intimate and sexy yet! Of course, there are some tips that can help keep that fire burning throughout the year and here are mine ♥

  1. Keep An Open Mind.
  2. Try New Things Often.
  3. Laugh About It.
  4. Try Tantric.
  5. Sleep Well.
  6. Eat Well.
  7. Take Charge… Or Submit 😉
  8. Experiment With New Sex Toys.
  9. Try A Fetish.
  10. Go to A Fetish Club and/or Swingers Party.

Wishing You Lots of Luck & Lots of Pleasure in 2014. 

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♥ xO

Happy {Naughty} New Year!

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Happy New Year from Everyone here at Masturgasm to you and yours!

We wish you the very best in 2014 and thank you for your continued support – stay tuned for more fun naughty articles and sales soon!

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Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

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♥ xO

Wishing You the A Safe & Naughty New Year’s Eve!

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I just wanted to take a quick moment to wish you a safe and happy new year’s eve!

Although this is, arguably, one of the most eventful, fun and celebratory nights of the year, it can also be one of the most dangerous so I just wanted to say I hope you all have a wonderful time tonight and that you’re safe and happy! Please don’t drink and drive; between DUI’s and death, it’s really not worth it so stay wherever you are, have a good time and enjoy yourself without worry 🙂

See You In 2014! 

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♥ xO

3 Naughty Ways to Spend the New Year!

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Being the naughty nerd that I am,  I thought it would be fun to share some less-than-typical ways to ring in the new year!

After all, it’s almost 2014 😉

  1. Complete Your Naughty Resolutions for 2013 Before Midnight! This one is fun, easy and exciting! Basically, if there was anything you wanted to try in 2013 that you never got around to, try it out on NYE before midnight! This could be as simple as trying anal, one of our threesome toys, or even spiritually enlightening tantric sex.
  2. Play Strip Poker with a Twist! So, this one is basically strip poker, but there’s a fun twist! With each hand that you lose, you not only have to lose one article of clothing, but you also have to confess a fantasy of yours! Enjoy the card game with a little champagne and when you’re both in the nude, consider which of your fantasies you’ll try out first!
  3. Ring in the New Year with Sex as the Clock Strikes 12! This can be customized to your own desires and delights, but basically as the clock strikes 12, you enjoy your first romp in 2014! You can do this in an exotic location, with some new sex toys, or try out some new sex positions.

Whatever you decide, have a great time as 2013 is only going to end once!

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♥ xO