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3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!

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When it comes to thanking your partner, there are a ton of ways you could do it, but determining which is the best way to show your gratitude depends on your partner…and if there’s a bed nearby! 😉

Here Are 3 Ways to Show Your Partner Some Gratitude This Month:

Pamper Them.  Offer up a nice massage with some erotically scented oil. Whether you make it erotic or not is up to you, but it’s more fun that way ! You can include, candles, a nice drawn bath (bubbles optional) or shower, and create the whole experience. Even though it seems like a small gesture, it’s a really nice way to show someone you care (and hopefully get laid too!).

Treat Them.  Gifts people! No, I’m kidding, unless you think that’s appropriate because who doesn’t like a nice dildo or five? We have a nice selection of naughty gifts over on Masturgasm to peruse, if that’s what you had in mind, but otherwise there are tons of way to treat someone. You can pamper them (see above), treat them to dinner (homemade or at a restaurant), and yes, of course, shower them with gifts!

Indulge Their Senses. Whether you want to carefully plan out dinner and dessert yourself or get reservations at a local hot spot followed by some nice scented candles and massages at home, either way it’s a great idea! Be sure to add some subtle, but sexy music to get you both in the mood for fun.

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Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!

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Want More Sex This Winter?

Make sure you have a nice bedroom setup! This means lots of pillows, soft blankets and possibly scented candles at the ready. It might not seem like it would make a difference, but setting the mood for sex does a lot to amp up the intensity of the experience and get you in the right mindset to pleasure each other! Also, have socks on hand for your girl friend (if you have one 😉 ). Apparently, women are much more likely to orgasm when their feet are nice and cozy!

Good Luck 😉

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Have A Very Naughty Weekend + Giveaway!

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Happy Friday! 

Like you, I too am ready for the weekend and I’d prefer it to be filled with naughtiness, delicious food, and possibly watching this past week’s episode of American Horror Story: Coven, but I digress.

It’s the first week of November come and gone – Can you believe it?

Here’s How to Make Your Weekend Count In the Naughty & Nice Categories 😉 

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Enter to #Win 1 of 3 Seven Piece Vibrator Kits In Our Naughty November Giveaway!

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Since November is all about giving thanks, we’ve decided to give thanks to you, our readers and loyal customers, as a way to say thank you for sticking with us!

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Three winners will be selected so you have 3 chances to win one of these 7 Piece Vibrator Couples Kits which include fun vibrators with different attachments! These would make great gifts for the holidays or just a fun treat for yourself.

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Celebrate Dia de Los Muertos With this Naughty Skeleton Extension!

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Tomorrow is Dia de Los Muertos AKA Day of the Dead!

A Bit About the Day of the Dead: Day of the Dead is all about appreciating and remembering loved ones who have passed on. Very much celebrated in Mexican culture, this day is spent praying at altars of family members, enjoying their favorite foods, and making sugar skulls! Many people also visit the graves of their loved ones to pay respects. There are usually many festivals happening all over the world, namely in the USA that are open for the public to attend and enjoy.

I know I’ve mentioned this Skull Extension quite a bit this past week or so, but it’s just so perfect for the season, how can I not?

The ridges of the skull design provide delicious stimulation to your partner during use while the extension + cock sling mechanism ensures the wearer stays rock hard for longer than you can imagine!

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Happy Halloween + 10 Fun Facts About This Spooky Holiday!

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Happy Halloween!

Just for fun, I thought I’d share some fun and quirky facts I recently learned about Halloween, in honor of this fun and spooky holiday, that I thought you all might find interesting as well.

  1. The first jack-o-lanterns were made from turnips, not pumpkins.
  2. In the 1800′s when Halloween first became popular in America, children were more likely to pull naughty pranks than ask for treats. It wasn’t until the 1950′s that candy became a more prevalent part of the holiday.
  3. The word “witch” gets it’s origins from an Old Saxon word, “Wica” meaning “wise woman” and referred to women who were proficient and knowledgeable in medicinal herbs and fortune-telling.
  4. Pumpkins originated in Mexico est. 9,000 years ago and are one of Americas oldest known vegetables.
  5. October 30th is National Candy Corn Day.
  6. Harry Houdini died on Halloween.
  7. Owls are a popular Halloween image because, in Medieval Europe, they were thought to be witches in disguise. Legends says an owl’s call meant someone was about to die.
  8. In the US, black cats are thought to bring bad luck, but in the UK, it’s white cats that are considered unlucky.
  9. According to folklore, if someone puts their clothes on inside out and walks backwards on Halloween, they will see a witch a midnight.
  10. With the large influx of Irish immigrants to America in the late nineteenth century, Halloween then became associated with witches, ghosts and goblins as American fall harvest traditions melded with Irish Samhain celebrations.

Have A Ghoulishly Good Halloween ♥

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Get Freaky: 3 Tips to DIY Your Own Naughty Haunted House

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Who says haunted houses are just for the mainstream?

Haunted houses, after all, are just for fun and we have some fun tips you can use to DIY your very own haunted house, only naughtier! There’s no reason to even need to leave your house this Halloween when you’re done with your DIY naughty haunted house as long as you follow these 3 tips!

  • Make It Dark, Spooky, & Sexy! Of course, half the fun of Halloween is the alluring and seductive atmosphere. Even though the darkness is a bit creepy and spooky, it’s also kind of sexy and tons of fun! Make sure your haunted house includes darkness, candles or low lit lamps, a fog machine or strobe light, and ambient soft blankets and pillows for random acts of pleasure.
  • Create Treat Stations. This can include candy or not, but definitely places for pleasure! Whether that means vibrators, massage oils, or more extreme butt plugs, customize it to you and your partner(s). Each station should be fun and adventurous and a little scary, if you’re into that!
  • Pick the Perfect Food, Music & End the Night With A Scary/Sexy Flick. Food is always a fun additive when it comes to Halloween, especially when naughty, and adding in the right seductive vibes sets the whole night up for a good time, but make sure you also end the night with a fun flick! Whether it’s a traditionally scary film or something sexier, enjoy it!

Good Luck!

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3 Naughty DIY Halloween Costumes for Kinky Halloween Roleplay!

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There are so many Halloween costume options out there, but many of them are expensive and often time consuming which is why we came up with 3 fun and naughty (of course) DIY Halloween costumes with a little less effort and a lot more kink! These ideas are really simple, cheap, easy to do, and require very little effort or prep. Plus, they can be implemented into any of your kink/fetish roleplay fun on Halloween!

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A Masquerade Mask / Lace Blindfold – Mystery Woman/Man – The only item you’ll need to pull off this costume is a lace blindfold or a masquerade mask – clothing optional if you’re at home 😉 – and your own sense of imagination to create a fun, sexy character for this costume. Additional role play is optional 😛 .

Cat/Bunny/Dog/Wolf Ears – Your Furry Friend of ChoiceIf furry fun and yiff play is your taste, then you’ll enjoy these animalistic options for Halloween! All you need are your animal ears of choice, but you can get as elaborate as you like with it by painting your face, adding in one of our naughty yiff toys for added realism, and perfecting animal sounds and purrs to complete the look!

Eyeglasses – Naughty Teacher / Professor Reading glasses and fake eye glasses are so popular these days that they’ll be a super easy and cheap costume prop to turn yourself into that naughty tutor/professor/school teacher of your dreams! You can complete your outfit with a tie, pleated skirt (for the ladies), and a very studious hair style. Also, remember to bring your authoritative voice with you!

Good Luck 😉

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