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5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period

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Sex on your period might be something you would never, ever in a million years consider or it might be something you enjoy on the regular. Whatever your stance on this interesting (and sometimes deliciously messy) arrangement, there are several benefits to having sex on your period and we thought we’d mention a few of our favorites 😉

5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period

  1. Did you know strippers make more money on their periods? True story. Strippers tend to get better and more frequent tips during and around their periods because ovulation can literally be sensed by males on a primal level. Make it rain, ladies 😉
  2. It represents femininity and womanhood. You might not feel very feminine during your period, but it is a serious representation of womanhood, femininity, and fertility.
  3. It turns people on! Since it is a representation of all that is womanly, it may very well turn a lot of people on! Believe it or not, some people are extremely turned on by it.
  4. It might save your marriage.  If you only happen to give off a specific aroma during your period, it might help increase the bonding and attraction between yourself and your partner which, if there’s trouble in paradise, could really help save your marriage! 😉
  5. Did you know it excretes through your skin and attracts others? It’s true. The scent of ovulation actually excretes through your skin (normally in the form of perspiration) and helps attract others to you. The scent is said to be similar to the scent of marigolds. Crazy, huh?

So, there you have it! You might be rethinking your no-sex-during-your-period rule and rightly so 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Disclaimer: We, here at Masturgasm, are not doctors (though we love dressing up as naughty ones ;-)). We do not claim to be healthcare professionals; we only offer the best advice and what has worked best for us. If you are unsure whether any of these tips are right for you, please seek care with a medical doctor or primary healthcare physician.

3 Reasons to Have An Affair

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Sure, cheating’s not the most ethical thing we could do, but it’s quite the rush, don’t ya think? Besides the morality issue with cheating, I can think of a whole lot of reasons why it’s something you should try, at least once in your life. After all, you only live once 😉 so here are 3 positive reasons to have an affair!

3 Reasons to Have An Affair

  1.  Longer, Better Orgasms. Okay, so this is subjective, but it’s true to say that when you’re having an affair, the excitement of getting caught alone will get you hot and heavy. Add to that the feeling of letting go of your inhibitions and it’s a recipe for the big O! Since you’re more likely to experiment, feel less ashamed, and truly be yourself during an affair, sexual experimentation is a go and that always leads to – you got it – longer, better orgasms.
  2. More Exciting Sex. Just as the orgasms are better, so too is the overall excitement. Because you’ll have limited time to be together and have the fear of getting caught looming over you, you’ll want to get right down to business without delay! This amps up your heart rate which really gets your blood pumping…
  3. It’s A Total Rush! Like I said, it’s an absolute and total rush to have an affair, especially if you happen to work with that person! Meeting up for only a short amount of time for a little hot and heavy action is a huge adrenaline rush and that’s probably why we keep coming back for more 😉

So maybe you still don’t want to have an affair and that’s okay, but for those of us who do, well, now we know exactly why we enjoy the heat of those moments so much!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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10 Fall Sex Tips for the Best Sex Ever!

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Fall is on it’s way and you deserve to enjoy this season to it’s absolute fullest so we came up with 10 tips for you to do just that – naughty style 😉

10 Fall Sex Tips for the Best Sex Ever!

  1. Make sure you wear your socks during naughty fun!
  2. Sensual kisses on the neck let your partner know it’s time for a quickie.
  3. Make your bedroom a comfortable sanctuary; You’ll sleep better AND have better sex.
  4. Plan a kinky Halloween party 😉
  5. Try these sex toys to add some excitement to the bedroom!
  6. Consider having a naughty sexual affair.
  7. Make your fall date nights just a little bit more fun 😉
  8. Try some bondage on for size: Play Doctor, Fishnet for the Win, Rope Bondage, Erotic BitingPegging or Pet Play.
  9. Indulge in some adventure and try a new sex position.
  10. Play a naughty game of trick or treat!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Your Guide to Cuffing Season

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If you don’t already know what cuffing season is, cuffing season refers to the fall and winter periods where some people find a temporary partner to enjoy the season with. The purpose? Doing all the fun things couples like to do during the colder periods: cuddling, spooning, watching Netflix, sex, and more. So, if you happen to be single and want to get cuffed down for the fall and winter, read on for tips!

Your Guide to Cuffing Season

  • How to Find A Cuffing Partner – You can choose between Craigslist or a more legit dating site, but make sure you denote that you’re seeking a partner for “cuffing season” or a “temporary mate.” Being upfront about your goals, intentions, and feelings will ensure that nobody gets hurt. It’s all in good fun and companionship for the season. If you prefer to meet someone in person more organically, then make sure you’re going out with friends. You can go out to bars, restaurants, parks, karaoke, grocery stores, and more. Go with friends and have someone be your wing-man, introduce you to people if you’re shy, and chat you up to potential cuff-mates. This is a great way to scope out potential partners!
  • How to Increase Your Appeal – Cuffing season is a great way to enjoy companionship and couples’ life, but there are various ways to increase your appeal and ensure you hook a temporary mate. You can buy new perfumes, wear bright colors to stand out, and be more open to meeting new people.
  • Why to Cuff Up – The fall and winter seasons can be such a fun time, but it can also be lonely if you go it alone. It’s great to have a mate to take to holiday parties, exchange gifts with, and enjoy some cuddling, netflix and sex with. It’s also awesome to stick with one partner during this season rather than a bunch of different partners to reduce your risk of STD’s. You might also end up meeting someone you want to keep around through spring; who knows?

Cuffing season is a fun time for a temporary mate and you never know; you might end up meeting someone worthwhile. At the same time, it can still be just for fun seasonal companionship and that’s okay too. If you’re looking to cuff up for the season, now’s the time to do it. You want to make sure you have a mate for upcoming Halloween parties so get on it 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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5 Exciting Places for a Quickie!

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Life goes by in a flash so it’s no wonder that many of us feel like we don’t have enough time to get down and dirty with that special someone. Since we feel it’s a damn shame to miss out on some good old fashioned (or not) sex, we’ve come up with 5 tips to help you get it in on the run, wherever you might be!

5 Exciting Places for a Quickie!

  1. The Bedroom Closet – Dying for a moment alone? Hide out together in your bedroom closet and enjoy a quick moment of passion. Sure, it’s not the Hilton, but we’ll take what we can get!
  2. Your In-laws Bathroom – Visiting the in-laws for a party? Sneak away to the bathroom for a fast romp. Nothing’s better than being in the heat of the moment and acting on it!
  3. Up Against A Car – Whether it’s a garage, parking lot of side of the road, getting hot and heavy up against a car is a kinky way to enjoy a little voyeurism and take a walk on the wilder side of life.
  4. The Public Bathroom –  If you’re down to get a little grimy, this naughty idea is perfect whether you’re at the mall, in a restaurant or sneaking away from your friends at the club.
  5. Behind A Building – Make sure there are no prying eyes and enjoy a little bit of fun behind a building! If it’s at night, even better; nobody will be around to interrupt the fun 😉

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Top 5 Most Passionate & Sexually Active Countries

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Top 5 Most Passionate & Sexually Active Countries

Although we most often associate sexual energy and passion with the French and Spanish, you might be surprised to learn that they don’t round out the top 3 of the most passionate, sexually satisfied, and sexually active countries in the world. Read on to find which ones made the cut!

87% of adults in Greece claim to have sex at least once a week, but they only came in at 5 for most sexually satisfied so quality over quantity right? Nigeria, Mexico and India beat out the top 3 spots for sexually satisfied which is pretty surprising to say the least! Brazil ranked in at 82% of people having sex at least once per week, but they didn’t rank at all in the top 10 most sexually satisfied countries. Russia comes in at 80% where people have sex at least one time a week, but again, didn’t rank at all among the most sexually satisfied. China is not one you’d expect to see on a list of sexually active countries given how outwardly conservative their culture is, but they rank #3 for most sexually active at 78% of people claiming to have sex at least once a week! Alas, no ranking for most sexually satisfied. Last, but not least, Italy comes in at #5 with 76% being sexually active at least once per week, but again, no ranking on sexually satisfied list. I guess you can never equate sexual activity with sexual satisfaction, but we already knew that! On the flip side of things, the most romantic countries are as predicted: Italy, France, Spain, Brazil, and Argentina.

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3 Reasons to Be Unashamed of Your Cougar Status

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3 Reasons to Be Unashamed of Your Cougar Status

There’s nothing shameful about being an attractive older woman. People might try to shame you into oblivion, but why should you? You’re most likely beautiful, successful, and easily able to get the attention of all men, even those younger than yourself. Others might not understand your lifestyle, but there’s no reason you shouldn’t revel in it. Here are 3 reasons to be unashamed of your “cougar” status as an attractive, successful, and confident woman.

  1. Be Confident – Dating who you want, doing what you want; it’s all a part of being an attractive older woman. A “cougar,” if you will. Being bold enough to take what you want with no apologies is just one of the perks of your life and it makes you your most confident self.
  2. Be Carefree – Life should be fun and, at any age, you should enjoy yourself! Indulging in the best that life has to offer, whether in dating or not, is one of the best perks of being who you are. Being with someone who has those same ideals is nothing to scoff at. Be happy and carefree as you like; you deserve it!
  3. Own Your Sexuality – The main thing about dating someone younger than yourself is owning your sexuality. You’re in control of you; nobody is going to tie you down. You’re a beautiful, sexual human being and you should live that to the fullest.

At the end of the day, you choose your life. Nobody else can take that from you unless you let them. If other people don’t understand your choices, well, that’s on them; not you. Don’t worry about what others might think. You know what’s right for you and only you can make you happy.

Power On, Cougars 😉

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NEW Sex Toys on Masturgasm!

NEW Sex Toys on Masturgasm!

Periodically, we upload new items we think you would enjoy and we have 3 new butt plugs now available for the upcoming season that are perfect for the fall!

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Angel Wings Butt Plug 

Perfect for beginners and advanced anal players alike, this Angel Wings Butt Plug is the perfect way to enjoy a little kink with a side of divinity 😉 The handle is designed to look like angel wings, complete with texture while the plug itself is slightly tapered for a gradual build up of intensity.

Measurements:

  • Total Length: 5 3/4 Inches
  • Insertable Length: 5 1/4 Inches
  • Around Largest Point: 7 1/2 Inches

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Butterfly Butt Plug

With a uniquely designed handle inspired by butterflies, this beginner to intermediate butt plug has a tapered shape with lube trails for added, long lasting lubrication.

Measurements:

  • Total Length: 7 Inches
  • Insertable Length: 4.75 Inches
  • Around Largest Point: 5 3/8 Inches

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Buttweiser King of Rears Butt Plug

Inspired by one of our favorite brews,  this unique Buttweiser King of Rears Butt Plug is designed for those who enjoy a good time! Complete with lube trails down the shaft, this tapered plug is enjoyed by all levels of anal players.

Measurements:

  • Total Length: 6 3/4 Inches
  • Insertable Length: 4 3/4 Inches
  • Neck Length: 4 Inches
  • Length Around Largest Point: 7 Inches

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Safe Sex Tips for College Students

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Whether you’re off to college yourself or sending off one of your eldest kids, safe sex is a must. If you happen to be going off to college and higher learning, you’re also heading off to an entirely new pinnacle of partying and sexual exploration. That said, you’ll want to make sure you’re protecting yourself when you have your college fun. Here are some safe sex tips to help you on your quest for higher knowledge and sexual fulfillment without consequence. If you happen to be a parent of a college student, these tips are also great to help make sure they’re prepared if they’re living on campus or away from home.

Safe Sex Tips for College Students

  1. Always Carry Condoms. Whether you’re male or female, condoms are non-negotiable. Carry them in your pockets, in side pockets of your purse, and be sure that it’s in a cool, dry place. That means you want to avoid storing it in your wallet as the heat can cause condoms to dry out and tear. Keeping them on you at all times ensures you’re ready for fun without fear of consequences!
  2. Buy In Bulk. Obviously, if you plan on having a massive amount of sexual exploration and enjoyment, you’ll want to be prepared. Purchasing condoms in bulk online is your best bet. You’ll save money in the long run and never run out when the mood strikes. Store them in a box or drawer away from heat and prying eyes.
  3. Test Your Sensitivities. If you happen to be sensitive to latex condoms, try alternatives such as polyurethane as these are less likely to cause a reaction or irritation if you have sensitive skin. Do a patch test on your inner arm to figure out if you might have a sensitivity or speak with your doctor about the best choice for you.
  4. Get Checked. Whatever sexual adventures you go on, make sure you get yourself checked at a local clinic or with your primary care physician periodically, either annually or bi-annually to ensure you’re free of any STD’s. It’s always best to deal with early detection so you can take the necessary steps to treat any existing STD’s and otherwise, it may just give you peace of mind to know you’re STD-free.
  5. Use Added Contraceptive Methods. If you are in a committed relationship, this might be easier to do, but ensure your girlfriend is on birth control and/or your boyfriend uses protection every single time. Not all methods are foolproof, but every bit helps. If all else fails, try masturbation – it’s the safest sex you can have 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

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Get the First Look At Our NEW Pirate Butt Plug

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Disclaimer: We, here at Masturgasm, are not doctors. We do not claim to be healthcare professionals; we only offer the best advice and what has worked best for us. If you are unsure whether any of these tips are right for you, please seek care with a medical doctor or primary healthcare physician.

Butt Plugs for Beginners

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Butt Plugs for Beginners

I know we tend to gear toward extremes when it comes to sexual pleasure, but if you happen to be more at the beginning stages of your erotic journey of sex exploration, you probably want something a bit more tame and that’s cool with me! We have tons of smaller plugs that we’ve recently added to Masturgasm just for all the beginners!

  1. Micro Butt Plug – At only 4 inches tall (3.5 inches insertable length), this is our smallest butt plug! We have it in 5 different colors and it’s tapered design allows you to go as slow or fast as you like.
  2. AstroTech Butt Plug – Small – Another ideal plug for starters, this plug has more of a realistic shape to it with veins, texture ridges, and a tapered head so it’s slightly more intense than the micro plug because it’s a lot thicker, but the same length.
  3. Small Mole Plug – This is the skinniest plug of the 3 and it’s got a slightly tapered design so you can enjoy anal in baby steps! It’s slightly longer at 3.75 inches insertable, but also a little bit thinner than the Micro plug. Available in 2 colors.

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