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LAST CHANCE – Sales End Monday!

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You can still get 20% off on select yiff animal toys until Monday at midnight in our Amazon store.

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On Masturgasm.com, you can get 15% off your ENTIRE order when you spend $150 or more!

Shop while you can and enjoy the awesome discounts ūüėČ

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm¬†–¬†here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon –¬†here.

xO

Get 20% Off ALL Labor Day Weekend!

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TGIFF!

It’s finally Labor Day weekend and you know what that means!

That’s right! SALES!

You can get 20% off a selection of our most popular yiff toys ALL WEEKEND LONG and through to midnight on Monday (Labor Day).

Enjoy your holiday and get some great deals!

Have a VERY naughty Labor Day weekend ūüėČ

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm¬†–¬†here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon –¬†here.

xO

3 Naughty Ways to Spend Labor Day Weekend

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There are so many ways to enjoy this Labor Day weekend, but if you’re looking for something especially naughty to do, then we have a few tips to help you do just that!

  1. Have A Party. What better way to commemorate this awesome holiday than by throwing your very own naughty soirée?
  2. Try New Things.¬†New and exciting things keep everything fresh and inspired and there’s no better way to end summer and start autumn than that!
  3. Give Gifts.¬†Sure, it’s nobody’s birthday (that we know of), but why should that stop you from treating those near and dear with a little naughty cheer?

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm¬†–¬†here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon –¬†here.

xO

Get 20% Off Animal Yiff Toys through Labor Day Weekend!

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I’m really excited to share this awesome deal we’ve got going for our Amazon store today!

From now until midnight September 1st, you can get a whopping 20% Off on a select number of our yiff favorites when you purchase 4 or more!

We’ve included our beloved Wolfman Dildo and Extension, the Clifford Dong, Mr. Ed, Moby’s Dick, the Trojan Horse, and a few others which you can all snag at some great discounts when you order 4 or more so get to shopping – this deal ends soon!

Happy Shopping ūüėČ

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm¬†–¬†here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon –¬†here.

xO

Get Discounts All Weekend Long At Masturgasm!

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Happy Naughty Friday!

Just a few quick reminders to keep you going through the weekend!

1. Take advantage of our 15% off deal – there’s only 1 week left on this special so get it while you can!

2. Masturgasm.com now offers International shipping so all of you lovely Masturgasm fans across the pond and beyond can now shop with us directly and get awesome specials and discounts that we offer! Happy shopping ūüėČ

3. It’s almost the end of summer! Take advantage of these¬†naughty summer sex tips¬†and live those last long days to the fullest!

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm¬†–¬†here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon –¬†here.

xO

Naughty Ideas for Your Last Hoorah Summer Days!

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Summer is quickly coming to a close, but it’s not too late to enjoy some last minute naughtiness!

Here are some ideas to make sure you get the most out of these long summer days (and nights):

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm¬†–¬†here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon –¬†here.

xO

3 Sex Toys to Try Before Summer Ends!

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Jungle Joy Dildo / The Matador Vibe / Prostidude Dong

Have A Naughty Weekend!

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm¬†–¬†here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon –¬†here.

xO

Stay Cool this Weekend with these Tips!

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The heat is definitely turned up this week if you’re on the west coast. If not, I guess these tips really don’t apply as I heard you’re being hit with a storm (sorry). Anyhow, if you’re anywhere that needs some cooling down, here are some solid tips to keep you cool all weekend long!

  • Misters¬†–¬†You can, in fact, install misters in your home, but it’s probably better if you don’t get all your belongings wet. Instead, you could install them outside or carry around a spray bottle or face mist for cooling off wherever you are and it’s a whole lot more budget friendly than installing full-on misters!
  • Stay Hydrated¬† –¬†With heat like this, you definitely want to stay hydrated and drink lots of water, but if you want to indulge in a cocktail (or 3) by the pool, who are we to say no? If you do, get inspiration from¬†this post on naughty cocktails!
  • Cooling Lube –¬†Summer sex is usually sweaty and unpleasant, but it really doesn’t have to be with these tips! Couple that with some awesome¬†cooling lubricant¬†and doing the dirty will feel absolutely heavenly no matter what the weather is like!

Get more tips on how to stay cool while doing the deed this summer –¬†here.

 Shop the Endless Summer Deals!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm¬†–¬†here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon –¬†here.

xO

Get Awesome Discounts All Weekend Long!

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TGIFF!

Today I’m bringing you 2 awesome sales – one for Masturgasm.com and one for our Amazon store – both with great discounts however you decide to shop this weekend!

Masturgasm Special

Masturgasm is having our Endless Summer Sale through August 31, 2014!

All orders of $150 or more get 15% off!

Amazon Store Special

Amazon is having a special discount for the rest of July (ends July 31,2014) where any order of $200 or more will get 10% off!

Happy {Naughty} Shopping!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm¬†–¬†here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon –¬†here.

xO

Naughty Ways to Enjoy Intimacy + Stay Cool!

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With the hotter months, it’s easy to let your libido fall by the wayside. Intimacy loses all it’s romance when it’s so hot out that you sweat within seconds of stepping outside, but don’t lose hope just yet! Here are some fun solutions that will keep you cool while you get hot! ūüėČ

  • ¬†In the Pool, Lake or Beach.¬†This one is easy! If you want to enjoy some naughty fun without overheating, the best place to do it in the summertime is the pool, beach or lake. You’ll stay cool and enjoy a naughty change of scenery!
  • In the Bath or Shower.¬†This is a great simple option for those of you who want a quick fix and that’s enjoying some intimacy in the bath or shower. Arguably a lot more cleanly and private than the public options, but still with their own fun flavor and variety to add to your erotic experiences.
  • Turn Up the A/C!¬†The obvious option is to simply enjoy you intimate moments with the A/C turned up so that you don’t experience the discomfort and/or dehydration that comes with the extreme heat of summer.

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm¬†–¬†here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon –¬†here.

xO