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Kinky Sex Toys for Halloween!

Kinky Sex Toys for Halloween!

Halloween is coming! It’s the perfect time to indulge in your darker, more deviant side and we know just the toys to help you get there. Enjoy any of these this month and get up to 20% Off your order!

Ream and Scream Butt Plug

Rise and grind with the Ream and Scream! This intensely wide plug is perfect for anal stretching play. The Ream and Scream Butt Plug has a round, tapered, and flared head for a satisfying pop when inserted. The shaft expands down to the base with a massive suction cup for uninterrupted and intense delight!

 

Wolfman Dildo

Let your inner desires run wild with the Wolfman Dildo! Inspired by a real wolf penis, the Wolfman Dildo has a tapered shaft, complete with textured wolf fur at the base, and a suction cup for hours of animalistic kink!

Skeleton Penis Extender

The Skeleton Penis Extender is a fan favorite! The entire shaft is has soft, textured skeleton bones down the entire shaft for intense stimulation during use. The rounded head ensures comfortable insertion and kinky fun for hours and hours on All Hallow’s Eve!

Get up to 20% Off on your order all month long on Amazon!

Browse the Deals on Masturgasm – here.

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The Perfect Toys for Dia de Los Muertos!

Happy Day of the Dead! All things skulls and skeletons run today so we’re sharing 2 awesome sex toys that are absolutely bad to the bone (pardon the pun, but it’s true!).

The Perfect Toys for Dia de Los Muertos!

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The Skeleton Penis Extension is PERFECT for Dia de Los Muertos AKA Day of the Dead! The skeleton design offers up unique stimulation and function as lube trails to help lubrication last longer and pleasure that’s more intensely satisfying. The strap is both a cock ring/sling that helps the wearer stay harder for longer and cum harder.

Akmed Dong Masturgasm Skull Dildo

The Akmed Skull Dong has a good side and a bad side; both are pleasure-inducing! The skull textures act as lube trails for long-lasting lubrication and provided stimulation during use while the wide base helps keep the product still while you have your fun 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Happy Halloween!

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Happy Halloween from All of Us At Masturgasm!

We hope you have the naughtiest of naughty Halloweens this year and remember to stay safe, sane and consensual 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

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Last Chance to Get These Halloween Deals!

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Last Chance to Get Our Halloween Deals!

Today is the LAST DAY to get any of our awesome Halloween deals and discounts on Masturgasm and our Amazon store so hurry and shop while you still can to get your favorite dildos and butt plugs at awesome prices!

Masturgasm Halloween Deals:

  • Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
  • Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!

Amazon Store Halloween Deals: 

  • Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!

No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.

Happy Shopping! 

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

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4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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With Halloween nearly here, everyone is rushing to get their costume in order for the big night and we’ve come up with 4 sex toys that can take your sexy Halloween costume to the next level! Whether you’re planning on going as something innocent or devilish, we’ve got some kinky options to make your costume a little big naughtier this year.

4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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  1. Costume: Naughty Bunny Rabbit. This delicious chrome plated steel anal plug comes with a tuft of faux rabbit fur which makes it perfect for pairing for your innocent bunny rabbit costume! Enjoy a little kink after hours with a partner and really get into character 😉

super clifford dog tail double dong

2. Costume: Kinky Puppy or Dog. This naughty double dong has a stylistic dog penis dildo on one end and a textured dog tail on the other! Use both for some yiffing good pleasure and indulge your inner animal’s desires.

posture bondage collar

3. Costume: Bondage Queen or Vampire. The darker side of sexy Halloween, our bondage gear make perfect additions to any of these costumes! This posture collar is especially useful for late night bondage sessions and keeping a sub in line during fun Halloween festivities 😉

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4. Costume: Drill Sergeant or Army Soldier. Whether you’re dominating or submitting, this jack boot paddle is perfect for whipping subordinates into shape! Keep it on you throughout the night to discipline anyone who mouths off.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

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xO

Halloween Deals Are Almost Over!

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Our Halloween Sales Are Sweeter Than Any Treat!

Our Halloween deals this year are sweeter than any of your Halloween treats so get in on these naughty Halloween deals while you can 😉

Masturgasm Halloween Deals:

  • Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
  • Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!

Amazon Store Halloween Deals: 

  • Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!

No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.

Happy Shopping!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

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What Leads to Sex In A Graveyard?

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Sex in a graveyard may seem like a bizarre concept, but it happens and there are a few reasons why. Thrill seekers around this time of year may be considering a quick romp among the tombstones so here are some little known facts to what might lead to sex in a spooky atmosphere this Halloween.

What Leads to Sex In A Graveyard?

Sex in public places might not be your bag, but if it is, that’s cool with us. Just make sure you’re safe and don’t get caught because it’s totally illegal! If you were curious about how people end up having sex in a graveyard, here are a few reasons why it happens time and again.

  • Thrill Seekers – Some people are natural-born thrill seekers and enjoy sex in public places. A graveyard is just one of the many places you could enjoy some exciting sex for the fall season.
  • It’s Quiet and Romantic – You know what they say, cemeteries are dead silent! Some people find a kind of peace, comfort, and even a sense of romance among the dead which is why they end up in romantic or otherwise lustful entanglements among the tombstones.
  • Taboo and Dangerous – It’s obviously a taboo things to have sex in a graveyard, but some people get excited at the thought of getting caught, creating “life” where lives end, and the idea that graveyards are public places where people might see them.
  • The Spirits Watch Over You – Other people might enjoy the fact that they imagine the dead watching them get down and dirty on the cemetery lawn under a full moon.

Would You Have Sex In A Graveyard?

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Venturing Into the Unknown: 3 Anal Toys to Try this Halloween!

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Halloween is the perfect time to get a little freaky!

Whether that means a haunted house or trying some new naughtiness like anal, that’s up to you 😉

If it’s the latter, we’ve got you covered with 3 toys that are perfect to try this Hallow’s Eve.

  • The Butt Heart Plug Designed in the shape of an upside down heart, this will have you expressing your emotions in no time! Perfect for those who like a tapered, smooth shape during anal play, it’s a simple delight and can be made with a strong suction cup to hold it solidly in place during use!
  • The Ream & Scream Butt Plug The Ream and Scream has a pronounced head for those who enjoy a stimulating tip and tapered shaft. Complete with strong base, it’s a popular one for those who enjoy intensifying their experience!
  • 2 Shots in the Dark Plug – 2 Shots in the Dark comes equipped with 2 notches for intense, but moderate stimulation. The shaft is a bit slimmer than the other anal toys, but still packs a lot of sensual enjoyment and intensity!

Whatever you decide to do, be sure to enjoy your Halloween 😛

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These Spooky Halloween Discounts Are Not for the Faint At Heart!

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TGIFF!

Okay so it’s not quite Halloween just yet, but you can still enjoy our amazing Halloween deals!

You can get 15% off on ANY Halloween themed toy from Masturgasm all month long!

You can get 10% off when you buy 1 Halloween themed toy or 20% off when you buy 3 this month in our Amazon Store!

Don’t miss out – these deals are only on for a limited time so get them while you still can ;P

Have A Naughty Weekend!

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Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

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Make Your Halloween the Naughtiest Yet!

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TGIFF!

This week has finally felt a lot cooler here in California so I’m looking forward to a laid back weekend with lots of naughtiness! If you, like me, are craving some kinky goodness, read on 😉

Have A VERY Naughty Weekend ;-P

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

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xO