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Happy {Naughty} New Year!

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Happy New Year from Everyone here at Masturgasm to you and yours!

We wish you the very best in 2014 and thank you for your continued support – stay tuned for more fun naughty articles and sales soon!

5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2014

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Wishing You the A Safe & Naughty New Year’s Eve!

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I just wanted to take a quick moment to wish you a safe and happy new year’s eve!

Although this is, arguably, one of the most eventful, fun and celebratory nights of the year, it can also be one of the most dangerous so I just wanted to say I hope you all have a wonderful time tonight and that you’re safe and happy! Please don’t drink and drive; between DUI’s and death, it’s really not worth it so stay wherever you are, have a good time and enjoy yourself without worry 🙂

See You In 2014! 

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3 Naughty Ways to Spend the New Year!

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Being the naughty nerd that I am,  I thought it would be fun to share some less-than-typical ways to ring in the new year!

After all, it’s almost 2014 😉

  1. Complete Your Naughty Resolutions for 2013 Before Midnight! This one is fun, easy and exciting! Basically, if there was anything you wanted to try in 2013 that you never got around to, try it out on NYE before midnight! This could be as simple as trying anal, one of our threesome toys, or even spiritually enlightening tantric sex.
  2. Play Strip Poker with a Twist! So, this one is basically strip poker, but there’s a fun twist! With each hand that you lose, you not only have to lose one article of clothing, but you also have to confess a fantasy of yours! Enjoy the card game with a little champagne and when you’re both in the nude, consider which of your fantasies you’ll try out first!
  3. Ring in the New Year with Sex as the Clock Strikes 12! This can be customized to your own desires and delights, but basically as the clock strikes 12, you enjoy your first romp in 2014! You can do this in an exotic location, with some new sex toys, or try out some new sex positions.

Whatever you decide, have a great time as 2013 is only going to end once!

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5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2014

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What Would New Years Be Without A Fun List of Naughty Resolutions, Amirite?

Because we specialize in all things naughty, I came up with a list of fun new things to try in 2014 that I’d like to try myself or that I think you should try!

  1. Try out Threesome Sex Toys! This is one that I haven’t quite gotten around to, but
  2. Level Up in Anal Toys.
  3. Get In Touch With My Inner Animal.
  4. Finally Try Tantric Sex!
  5. Dedicate More Time to Intimate Erotic Massages.


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3 Naughty Ways to Gift Your Partner Without Buying Anything! 

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter! 

Naughty Holiday Humor

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Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.

♥ xO