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Magical Orgasms For Your Fantasy Pleasure

With the impending release of many varying versions of your favorite Fairy Tales including the newly released in theaters “Mirror Mirror” and the impending June 2012 release of “Snow White and the Huntsman,” I got to thinking about what sex toys might exist in a magical world in terms of wild fantasy and high levels of magical pleasure.

Here are My Top Sex Toy Picks:

Fairy tales always seem to feature incredibly royal refinery no matter what the story is about. I can definitely see some of these incredible Etched Cock Rings in the King’s chamber!

I can definitely see some of these on Snow White herself. I’m just saying, I know she’s pure of heart and all, but there’s definitely some lust in there somewhere, filling her up, and this is sure to do the trick!

Always featuring horse-riding princes and princesses in their tales, the Brothers’ Grimm really know how to make a story enchanting. Which is why I absolutely had to feature this Fashionista Glass Pony Tail Butt Plug today as it offers the perfect balance between nobility chic sex toy and power plays (BDSM anyone?).

Last but definitely not least, how could I leave out the Wolf? After all, he does offer a titillating promise to “Huff and puff” and blow your erotic mind! 😉


How I Picture Snow White :

How Hollywood Pictures Snow White:

How Snow White Would Probably Be In Reality:

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Icon Brands’ Impressions 5X Silicone Gel G-Spot Vibrator


A delightful new addition to the Romance Attack Online storefront, this brand NEW Icon Brands’ Impressions 5X Silicone Gel Gspot Vibe is an exciting new vibrator to add to any toy collection!

Made of velvety soft top quality silicone material, this vibe features innovative silicone gel material which forms to the touch and can hold impressions in the material, but will always return to its original form. This ensures a perfect fit during use, making it one of the most comfortable and customized vibrators on the market! Add impressions to this vibe for added stimulation and up the intensity during use by making varied impressions in the gel material every time you use it! Coupled with a great g-spot tapered and contoured head, this vibe is perfectly suited to fit any user’s needs and desires.

Waterproof and phthalate free, the Impressions 5X Silicone Gel G-Spot Vibe has 5 varying functional yet quiet vibrations so you can enjoy a completely diverse erotic experience every single time.

Measuring in at 8″ in length and nearly 2″ wide, this vibrator is more than accommodating!

With the easy press of a button, the Impressions 5X Silicone Gel G-Spot Vibrator cycles through all of its patterns of vibrations for a totally spontaneous time.

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Valentine’s Day Gift Idea: For the Realist

Shopping for that special someone for Valentine’s Day can be tough, even if that special someone is simply you.

That being said, we at Romance Attack Online believe there’s definitely something for everyone in any situation, with any kind of taste, and at any manageable price.

So, whether you simply want your toy to look like the real thing (yet feel even better! 😉 or you prefer to get down to brass tacks when it comes to pleasure, these toys may just be the perfect choice!

Here are some of My Favorites for the Ever-Practical Realist:

Trojan Single Dong

With a comfortable overall length of 8.25″ and an insertable length of 7.5″ this single dong is just the ticket to fill you to the brim with pleasure and ecstasy! Tailored to maximize stimulation with shaft and a delicate clitoris tickler, all your pleasure spots are bathed in sensuality in complete no nonsense fashion and with straight to the point functionality that will leave even your most rational friends speechless!

10.25″ Homeboy in Fauxskin

If you’ve been following my blog at all, you know what a big fan I am of this formidable dildo! Packed with great lengths at 10.25″ overall and 8″ insertable, this toy is NO JOKE. Built with a sturdy base and created with the utmost realistic texture, this dildo has a velvet -like texture that almost feels better than the real thing! Soft and sensual, this toy will definitely make anyone melt, no matter how pragmatic they may be!

9.5″ Plentiful Plugger

Built for uninterrupted pleasure, this dildo brings a little something extra to self love. Standing at 9.5″ overall and 6.5″ insertable, this toy packs a punch (or three!)  when ordered custom with remote controlled vibrations and a powerful suction cup that promises waves and waves of erotic stimulation. Even the most sensible person will enjoy the stability and power behind this delicious dildo!

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Featured Product Friday: Woody Cock Ring

This Woody Cock Ring is a spectacular innovation created by the quirky minds at TSX Toys! Designed for aesthetics and functionality, the Woody Cock Ring is certain to keep any man going for hours, all the while providing stimulation both vaginally and anally, whichever you choose!

A great couples’ toy, the Woody Cock Ring is designed to stimulate both the wearer and recipient of the toy with it’s soft jelly textured ridges during normal intercourse movements. Don’t be intimidated by Woody: he promises to provide all the pleasure you could want during a fun, safe sexual experience and much more!

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3 Fall Recipes for Better Sex

As fall approaches, or maybe has already reached you, we all stop to breathe in the crisp fall air and note the changing of the leaves and the blossoming of great fall foods that never fail to invoke many memories of the autumn and winter seasons of years passed. Inspired by the coming fall season, I came up with 5 delicious and simple recipes for a totally sexy fall season with your honey or man of the moment (or woman!). Enjoy these with someone you love and indulge in the after-effects of these aphrodisiac-filled dishes!

Simple Avocado Salad

Magical Ingredients: Olive Oil, Onion and Avocado. Avocados were often thought of by Aztecs and Mayans as helpful for increasing sexual desire as well as a natural cure for erectile dysfunction. It seems they weren’t too far off the mark either. Essential fatty acids and omega 3’s are key components in sex hormones which makes both olive oil and avocado perfect to get you and your partner in the mood. Ancient Greeks considered onions and garlic to be aphrodisiacs as well and believed that they offered many therapeutic health benefits.

Ingredients: 4 Avocados, 2 Tablespoons Olive Oil, 1 Teaspoon Garlic Salt, and (optional) 1/4 yellow or sweet maui onion

Directions: Slice Avocados into 1/8 slices lengthwise and lay them out on a serving plate. If you choose to use utilize onion in your dish, slice long thin strands of onion and garnish over the top of the avocado. Sprinkle the garlic salt over the entire dish, drizzle it all with olive oil, and enjoy!

**Note: Avocados are available in most of the Southwest USA year-round, but if you have trouble getting them in the winter, try one of our other fun fall recipes below instead!**

Easy Chocolate Ganache Mousse w/ Fall Berries

Magical Ingredients: Dark Chocolate and Various Fall Berries! Dark Chocolate has been touted as an aphrodisiac since Mayan times, often used to increase sexual desire and encourage happiness. This is because it contains a compound called methylxanthine which releases dopamine into the body and has a sedative-like and relaxing effect on its consumers. Various fall berries such as strawberries, blackberries, blueberries or raspberries have all been believed to have aphrodisiac properties as they are high in antioxidants and are known to help increase circulation in the blood to get your heart pumping!

Ingredients: 9 Ounces Dark or Semi-sweet (if you dislike dark) Chocolate Chopped (May also use morsels), 1 Cup Heavy Whipping Cream, An Assortment of your favorite Fall Berries, and (optional) 1 teaspoon of Disarronno (Almond flavored) Liquor.

Directions: Boil the heavy whipping cream in a small pan. Pour chocolate into a glass or stainless steel mixing bowl. Pour boiling cream over chocolate and mix until all chocolate is melted and all cream is evenly distributed. Add 1 teaspoon of disarronno if you like and distribute into the mixture. Pour this into a chocolate or cake mold, a small glass bowl or evenly distribute into several wine glasses if you want to be decorative. ( you may also let cool first in a bowl, re-mix once mixture has set and then process mousse through a cake pipe into dessert cups or small glasses.) Let cool for 1-2 hours or until ready to serve. Rinse your chosen berries and garnish mousse accordingly. Enjoy!

**Note:You do NOT have to use berries on your mousse. I use them because I love mixed berries and because they are in season where I live. You can use any citrus fruit (oranges, tangerines, etc.), cherries, cranberries, mixed berries, in season pears, or simply add your favorite nuts (Almonds or Walnuts work well!).**

Pumpkin Spice Latte

(Source: Angie McGowan on Babble’s Food Blog)

Okay so I’m just not THAT good at making coffee. I went ahead and hi-jacked this recipe from Babble’s Food Blogger Angie McGowan because she’s truly an inspiration with recipes and I felt a real compulsion to push this delicious recipe out into the world for others to enjoy. She claims it has been adapted from The Kitchen’s Pumpkin Spice Latte recipe. That being said, it has just the magical touches to make this drink the perfect go-to drink before any early morning romp!

Magical Ingredients: Pumpkin, Cinnamon and Vanilla. The scents of all 3 of these invoke sexual desire in both men and women, but did you know that research shows that the scent of pumpkin (specifically that Pumpkin Pie type smell) increases penile blood flow by 40 percent? Crazy right?

Ingredients: 2 cups Half & Half, Whole milk, or reduced fat or skim milk, 2 tablespoons Canned Pumpkin puree, 1 – 2 tablespoons sugar, stevia or splenda, 2 tablespoons vanilla extract, 1/2 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice, 1-4 shots espresso or very strong coffee, and (optional) I like to add some cinnamon over the top of mine to give it a little extra spice.

Directions: Brew your espresso or strong coffee. Combine half & half or milk, pumpkin, sugar, and pumpkin pie spices in a small saucepan. Heat until very hot, but do not boil. Remove from heat and add vanilla. Transfer to a blender or a milk frother and blend until frothy.
3. Pour 1 cup warm pumpkin milk mixture into coffee mug and add 1-4 coffee shots. Dust with more pumpkin pie spice if desired.


Enjoy the recipes and have a lovely fall filled with cuddling, caring and lots of loving underneath the sheets on these coming cold nights! 😉


Featured Product Friday: 8.5″ Big Ball Penis in Fauxskin!


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Wheatgrass Will Turn You On!

I love to indulge in a shot of wheatgrass every now and then to give me that raw green energy when I’m feeling slow (or hungover) in the morning. Wheatgrass is often touted for its amazing ability to give green energy to its consumers while providing essential vitamins and minerals to the body, but did you know it has also been known to jump start the libido?

I definitely didn’t; so, when I found out this golden news, I just had to share it with you all. Wheatgrass is a powerful aphrodisiac for both men AND women and shows no known side effects (other than great health, that is!). Often referred to as the “fountain of youth beverage, wheatgrass juice, when consumed on a regular basis, offers many aphrodisiac and health benefits.

What do you think of wheatgrass? Have you tried it before and felt the effects? Let me know in the comments below!

Other Foods Known To Increase Libido:

  • Barley Juice
  • Dark Chocolate
  • Watermelon
  • Asparagus
  • Oysters
  • Pumpkin Seeds
  • Garlic
  • Bananas
  • Avocados
  • Nuts
  • Chillies
  • Ginger
  • Ginseng