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Get Freaky: 3 Tips to DIY Your Own Naughty Haunted House

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Who says haunted houses are just for the mainstream?

Haunted houses, after all, are just for fun and we have some fun tips you can use to DIY your very own haunted house, only naughtier! There’s no reason to even need to leave your house this Halloween when you’re done with your DIY naughty haunted house as long as you follow these 3 tips!

  • Make It Dark, Spooky, & Sexy! Of course, half the fun of Halloween is the alluring and seductive atmosphere. Even though the darkness is a bit creepy and spooky, it’s also kind of sexy and tons of fun! Make sure your haunted house includes darkness, candles or low lit lamps, a fog machine or strobe light, and ambient soft blankets and pillows for random acts of pleasure.
  • Create Treat Stations. This can include candy or not, but definitely places for pleasure! Whether that means vibrators, massage oils, or more extreme butt plugs, customize it to you and your partner(s). Each station should be fun and adventurous and a little scary, if you’re into that!
  • Pick the Perfect Food, Music & End the Night With A Scary/Sexy Flick. Food is always a fun additive when it comes to Halloween, especially when naughty, and adding in the right seductive vibes sets the whole night up for a good time, but make sure you also end the night with a fun flick! Whether it’s a traditionally scary film or something sexier, enjoy it!

Good Luck!

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3 Naughty DIY Halloween Costumes for Kinky Halloween Roleplay!

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{Lace Blindfold Mask – Picship.com}

There are so many Halloween costume options out there, but many of them are expensive and often time consuming which is why we came up with 3 fun and naughty (of course) DIY Halloween costumes with a little less effort and a lot more kink! These ideas are really simple, cheap, easy to do, and require very little effort or prep. Plus, they can be implemented into any of your kink/fetish roleplay fun on Halloween!

3 Naughty DIY Halloween Costumes

A Masquerade Mask / Lace Blindfold – Mystery Woman/Man – The only item you’ll need to pull off this costume is a lace blindfold or a masquerade mask – clothing optional if you’re at home 😉 – and your own sense of imagination to create a fun, sexy character for this costume. Additional role play is optional 😛 .

Cat/Bunny/Dog/Wolf Ears – Your Furry Friend of ChoiceIf furry fun and yiff play is your taste, then you’ll enjoy these animalistic options for Halloween! All you need are your animal ears of choice, but you can get as elaborate as you like with it by painting your face, adding in one of our naughty yiff toys for added realism, and perfecting animal sounds and purrs to complete the look!

Eyeglasses – Naughty Teacher / Professor Reading glasses and fake eye glasses are so popular these days that they’ll be a super easy and cheap costume prop to turn yourself into that naughty tutor/professor/school teacher of your dreams! You can complete your outfit with a tie, pleated skirt (for the ladies), and a very studious hair style. Also, remember to bring your authoritative voice with you!

Good Luck 😉

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Get Kinky: Celebrate Your Naughty Halloween At A Swingers Club!

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Last year I did a post on naughty ways to spend Halloween and while those ideas are still relevant and a lot of fun,  thought of an even more risqué way to spend this naughtiest of holidays : visit a swingers club for the first time!

Why is this idea brilliant?

Well, for one, the decor will be amazing. For another, the costumes will be even sexier than usual. Another reason to take a stroll on the wilder side of things? You may find you really and truly enjoy it. AND I’ve met some really great friends (and partners) at swinger clubs, to be perfectly honest. You never know who you’ll meet, whether an out-of-this-world partner, your soul mate, or some fantastic new friends, but it’s definitely worth checking out at least once!

To find a swingers club near you, check out grapevines.org here.

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How To Play A Game of Naughty Trick or Treat!

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Who said trick or treating was only for kids?

Well, in public, it might be, but you can play your own game of trick or treat at home with a partner (or 3!) that’s a lot more erotic than pranks and candy – here’s how.

Define Your Tricks :

Tricks in this case can be anything you agree on doing to one another whether it be fun foreplay, erotic massage, a spanking (or 10!), or anything else you and your partner(s) may find enjoyable.

Define Your Treats:

Your treats could be some kind of aphrodisiac, wine or other spirits or cocktails, or even fun sexy Halloween treats. Whatever you choose. Alternatively, your tricks could be spankings while your treats could be feather tickling or soft massages. It’s entirely up to you and your partner(s)!

However you do it, remember to have fun with it and be creative!

For more ideas on how to enjoy Halloween to it’s fullest potential, check out these tips, tricks and treats!

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1 Week Left to Get Our Ghoulishly Good October Deals!

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Happy Friday!

I just thought I’d mention that our Ghoulishly Good October Sale is only on for one more week so be sure to get the deals and discounts while you can! Aside from that, I hope you’ve all been planning and prepping for some naughty Halloween fun! If you haven’t yet been bit by the spooky Halloween spirit, here are some posts to inspire you!

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More Sexy Halloween Treat Ideas + Erotic Ideas!

Since last week’s Sexy Halloween Treats post was such a success, I decided to share another one, just for fun. AND because I’m a big Halloween fan as I said before so any excuse to post on this holiday is good enough for me! Also, stay tuned at the end for some erotic Halloween treat ideas you can try at home this Hallow’s Eve!

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[Spider Cake – CookingChannelTV.com]

No matter your age, cake is always delicious and a cake with a theme is even better! How about this classy spider cake from CookingChannelTV? I love how chic it is so it’s polished enough for any adult party, but still has the Halloween vibe to it.

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[Cinnamon-Cider Candied Apples – MyRecipes.com]

These candied apples are not what you’d think of as adult fare for Halloween, but when cinnamon-cider candied apples like this showed up, the whole story changes. They now closely resemble the Evil Queen from Snow White ( or OUAT ) which is a bit more menacing and therefore sexier, at least in my opinion. At any rate, these candied apples have a flavor that’s a bit more refined than your run-of-the-mill.

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[Black Cauldron Cocktail – MyRecipes.com]

This Black Cauldron Cocktail is 1 part delicious adult cocktail, 1 part creamy beverage, and 1 part yummy dessert! Made with vodka, oatmeal stout beer, and brewed espresso, the magical ingredient in this is the vanilla ice cream which turns it into a kind of adult version of the classic root beer float.

Other Erotic Ideas to Try:

  • Chocolate Syrup – Chocolate is a known seductive dessert, but chocolate syrup can make erotic play a lot more exciting if you’re looking to include some foods in the fun. Just make sure you have some napkins on hand because (I speak from experience) it can get messy!
  • Whipped Cream – Whipped cream is a classic and it’s super fun to play around with as you explore each other’s bodies. It’s relatively mess-free when compared to chocolate and its easy to apply if you are using the whipped cream that comes in a can. It can add some sweetness to foreplay and isn’t as heavy as chocolate.
  • Fruit Fun – Adding fruit to your erotic experiments is a great way to add food play into the mix without making much of a mess at all . You can have them alone or with whipped cream or chocolate and it’s tons of fun! You can even make chocolate covered fruit (strawberries are popular option) and it’s a lot less messy than dip.

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Naughty Halloween Post Roundup – Tips, Tricks and Naughty Fun!

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Halloween is getting nearer and nearer and you still have time to make the most of things with our tips, tricks and other fun ideas to try out! Since we’ve done a ton of fun Halloween posts, I thought it’d be fun to share them in a roundup just in case you missed any of them!

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How to Guarantee A Sexually Satisfying Halloween!

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Halloween is a fun time for everyone, but as we get older, it can become less exciting because we’ve pretty much seen it all before and something that was once fresh and new is now stale routine. Because of that, we’ve “naughty-fied” Halloween in all the ways we can by offering tips and suggestions for naughty ways to spend Halloween, fun toys to make your naughty costumes extra realistic and tons of other fun posts to help you have your best Adult Halloween yet! Even so, we feel we still have a few more Naughty Halloween posts left in us so here are some more tips on how to ensure your Halloween this year is the kinkiest yet!

Indulge Your Inner Child… Kind Of.

Just because you’re not a kid anymore doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun on this naughtiest of holidays; it just needs a little tweaking so try to see this holiday with a pair of fresh eyes, as though you’re celebrating Halloween for the first time. Then, take those ideas and put a naughty spin on them! I’m sure you’ll come up with some fun things to do with your FWB or partner (or several!) to ensure a fun-filled time. Whether that’s trying out some new toys (like this spooky skeleton extender!) or throwing a swingers masquerade party, have fun with it in your own way! You could even theme your party to be a re-enactment of Eyes Wide Shut ( the film) and suddenly, Halloween has taken on a whole new adult life that you can enjoy again!

Be Fully Prepared & In the Spirit!

All I mean by this is – decorate your home, light some spooky candles, play some sensual (yet mysterious) music (like this song from Massive Attack), dress up in a fun costume and enjoy some role play! Themed dinner parties are great as well, if you really want to go all out, because you can theme the food, the costumes, and the decor to whatever you like. If Eyes Wide Shut isn’t your thing, there’s always True Blood, old school Dracula or Anne Rice vamps, Yiff parties, Ghosts (AKA everyone comes in only a sheet! 😉 ) or even zombies, though that idea could get messy quick!

Set the Mood.

Light some large black, purple and orange pillar candles. Play some seductive vibes music or sounds, dress up in your finest and get erotic in your own way! You can run a bath with rose petals ( add some fake blood to the bath if you want to get your creep on) or cook up a gourmet meal. Whatever sets the “mood” that you want to attain and set the vibe for a fun evening.

Enjoy the Sights, Sounds & Foods!

When all is said and done, soak it all up! BE in the moment! Breathe in the scent of cold air and spices, bathe in the seductive sensuality of your surrounding and truly listen to the music to get in the mood for adult play. Whether it’s role playing or not, there’s a mood to be set up and you can enjoy every second of it. If there’s food savor it and later, savor your partner too!

Good Luck 😉

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Three’s A Crowd: Fetish Fun For That Naughty Halloween Party!

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{Fidelity Double Penetration Sex Toy Kit for Couples}

As I always say, what better way to celebrate a holiday than with a naughty party?

And Halloween is no different – it’s actually the perfect time to enjoy some of our naughty out-of-the-box toys like these threesome toys which can be purchased in a 3 toy combo kit at a discounted price!

If you’re unfamiliar, the Fidelity series of toys offer couples a chance to experience the intense double penetration of a threesome without involving a third person in the mix of things.

Our combo kit comes with a g-spot harness toy which functions as a gspot dildo and cock ring/sling , a small 2-notch anal plug and cock ring/sling, and a slightly larger 2-notch anal plug with cock ring/sling. The kit ensures you enjoy a variety of sensations during your DP adventures to keep things fresh, fun and exciting!

You can purchase any of these toys separately – here.

Otherwise, you can purchase the kit – here.

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The PERFECT Sex Toy to Make Your Halloween Night The Best Yet!

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We have a ton of toys which are great for the Halloween season and spicing things up a bit in your love life, whether you want to let your inner animal run free and indulge in our animal dildos or if you prefer something a bit more conventional, we’ve got you covered as well 😉

That being said, our favorite toy for celebrating this spookiest of holidays is the 2″ Skeleton Extender {shown above} because of it’s Dia de Los Muertos skull design and, of course, it’s even scarier ability to stimulate both partners during use!

With each vertebrae ridge on this extension, you’ll be taken closer to the peak of intense ecstasy!

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♥ xO