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Anal Douching 101

Anal Douching 101

Anal Douching 101 

What’s the deal with anal douching? In today’s post, we’re diving deep into the why’s, how’s and all the ways you can use an anal douche. Read on for more 😉

Why Do People Anal Douche?

Many people who enjoy anal pleasures of all kinds find that anal douching is a great way to keep the anal cavity clean before anal sex, rimming, felching, or ass to mouth pleasure. Many people want to avoid the messy and unpleasant residue involved with anal play and therefore, opt to use anal douches as a way to keep the area as clean as possible.

How to Anal Douche:

  1. Douching is easiest and least messy when done in the shower or hovering over your toilet.
  2. It is important to clean your douche mechanism thoroughly before using to ensure that it’s been sterilized and disinfected.
  3. Apply plenty of lubricant to yourself and also the douche mechanism before inserting.
  4. Make sure you are within reach of your toilet as you will need to relieve yourself immediately after douching. Also, make sure the warm water is JUST water ONLY. Soap and other materials can cause irritation and discomfort.
  5. Insert the douche 2-3 inches in and then let the warm water (Not too hot or too cold as extreme temperatures can be damaging) in either by squeezing the bulb, using a shower douche, or your water bag douche. Once you are letting the water flow, HOLD IT. DO NOT LET GO. Once you have a full feeling (like you need to use the restroom – listen to your body), quickly remove the douche, move to your toilet,  and expel the water. Repeat 1-2 more times until the water runs clean.

3 Ways to Anal Douche:

  • Bulb Douche – The bulb douche is perfect for beginners. The clean you get from this kind of douche will be a lot more shallow and you won’t experience (as much) discomfort as with other forms, if any at all.
  • Shower Douche –  A shower douche comes in a kit that attaches to your shower head. Many are easily found online. It is most commonly used for a more deep clean because it offers a constant flow of water to help clean you out more thoroughly.
  • Water Bag Douche (Douche Bag) – Water bag douches are traditional enema methods. They come with a bag and attached hose which can be filled with water (not in the shower) and offers a deep clean. This form is a lot more portable than the other douches available so it’s better for travel.

!Warning/Disclaimer! Please be aware that we are not doctors. We can only recommend what has worked for us personally and what others in the community have recommended in their experience. Douching is not for everyone . If you are unsure of whether or not it may be right for you, please consult your doctor before attempting. Do not douche too often because it can diminish good bacteria in your body that you need to fight off infection and stay healthy. It is recommended that you do NOT douche more than 2 times per month, only use WARM water when douching, and do NOT LET GO TOO SOON when douching. Also, do not overfill when douching as it can be harmful.

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xO

3 Ways to Get Your Partner Into Bed Right Now!

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If the holidays and rush of the new year have taken a toll on your sex life, we can help! Whether it’s been months or years since your last rough, passionate romp with your partner, these tactics are sure to help you get back in touch with one another. Put your phones away and take time out for each other; here are some ways to make that happen right now!

3 Ways to Get Your Partner Into Bed RIGHT NOW!

  1. Give Them A Massage. There’s no better way to help someone relax than by giving them a massage. Even better if you guys can make time to work out first and then give the massage. Exercising together helps you both blow off some steam and increases your attraction to one another. Moreover, if your partner leads a highly stressed lifestyle, a massage will help ease them into the idea of any kind of kink you wish to explore together.
  2. Take A Shower Together. Another way to entice your partner is by hopping in the shower together. Wash their hair and body, caressing their limbs as you go. In combination with the water and heavy petting, it won’t be long before they’re responding just how you want them to!
  3. Cozy Up Under the Blankets. A classic way to get someone in bed is by doing the obvious thing of simply getting in bed! Cuddle up and stay warm together on these cold winter nights, but mix things up with a game of truth or dare, spoon naked and watch some porn together, or simply pull them into bed with you and go for it!

Whatever your tactics, remember to enjoy yourself and each other. In this modern tech-heavy lifestyle we all seem to lead, it’s easy to forget that we’re alive and we should live actual life. Taking time out to reconnect with your partner sexually and otherwise is a great way to strengthen your bond of love so do it and do it often.

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xO

How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy for Your Partner

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How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy for Your Partner

If you are looking to purchase the perfect sex toy for your partner, but you don’t know where to start, this post is for you! I have laid out a few tips and tricks on what to look for, how to find out what your partner likes and wants in a toy, and you can have it delivered by Valentine’s Day with the deals going on in our online store so read on 😉

  • Figure Out What Your Partner Likes. If you don’t know what your partner likes or you aren’t sure, then you’ll want to do some digging. Do they enjoy a certain kind of porn? Are they into anal? Is their ultimate fantasy a threesome? All of these things will determine what toy will work best for them and bring a smile to their face on February 14th.
  • Ask Probing Questions. If you have no idea where to start or no idea what your partner is into, then it’s a good idea to begin asking some probing questions. Of course, you probably don’t want them to know what you’re up to so it’s a good idea to ask “what if” type questions or address them in a roundabout way. You can do so by asking things like, “would you ever try anal?” or “what do you think about threesomes?” Insert other topics and converse with your partner to really figure out what they’re into or might be into experimenting with.
  • Decide On the Perfect Toy. Once you have an idea of what they might enjoy in a toy, then it’s time to shop! Anal toys for anal lovers, threesome toys for those with menage-a-trois fantasies, yiff and furry play, or some classic realistic dildos.

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5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period

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Sex on your period might be something you would never, ever in a million years consider or it might be something you enjoy on the regular. Whatever your stance on this interesting (and sometimes deliciously messy) arrangement, there are several benefits to having sex on your period and we thought we’d mention a few of our favorites 😉

5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period

  1. Did you know strippers make more money on their periods? True story. Strippers tend to get better and more frequent tips during and around their periods because ovulation can literally be sensed by males on a primal level. Make it rain, ladies 😉
  2. It represents femininity and womanhood. You might not feel very feminine during your period, but it is a serious representation of womanhood, femininity, and fertility.
  3. It turns people on! Since it is a representation of all that is womanly, it may very well turn a lot of people on! Believe it or not, some people are extremely turned on by it.
  4. It might save your marriage.  If you only happen to give off a specific aroma during your period, it might help increase the bonding and attraction between yourself and your partner which, if there’s trouble in paradise, could really help save your marriage! 😉
  5. Did you know it excretes through your skin and attracts others? It’s true. The scent of ovulation actually excretes through your skin (normally in the form of perspiration) and helps attract others to you. The scent is said to be similar to the scent of marigolds. Crazy, huh?

So, there you have it! You might be rethinking your no-sex-during-your-period rule and rightly so 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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xO

Disclaimer: We, here at Masturgasm, are not doctors (though we love dressing up as naughty ones ;-)). We do not claim to be healthcare professionals; we only offer the best advice and what has worked best for us. If you are unsure whether any of these tips are right for you, please seek care with a medical doctor or primary healthcare physician.

3 Reasons to Have An Affair

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Sure, cheating’s not the most ethical thing we could do, but it’s quite the rush, don’t ya think? Besides the morality issue with cheating, I can think of a whole lot of reasons why it’s something you should try, at least once in your life. After all, you only live once 😉 so here are 3 positive reasons to have an affair!

3 Reasons to Have An Affair

  1.  Longer, Better Orgasms. Okay, so this is subjective, but it’s true to say that when you’re having an affair, the excitement of getting caught alone will get you hot and heavy. Add to that the feeling of letting go of your inhibitions and it’s a recipe for the big O! Since you’re more likely to experiment, feel less ashamed, and truly be yourself during an affair, sexual experimentation is a go and that always leads to – you got it – longer, better orgasms.
  2. More Exciting Sex. Just as the orgasms are better, so too is the overall excitement. Because you’ll have limited time to be together and have the fear of getting caught looming over you, you’ll want to get right down to business without delay! This amps up your heart rate which really gets your blood pumping…
  3. It’s A Total Rush! Like I said, it’s an absolute and total rush to have an affair, especially if you happen to work with that person! Meeting up for only a short amount of time for a little hot and heavy action is a huge adrenaline rush and that’s probably why we keep coming back for more 😉

So maybe you still don’t want to have an affair and that’s okay, but for those of us who do, well, now we know exactly why we enjoy the heat of those moments so much!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

Get the First Look At Our NEW Pirate Butt Plug

Your Guide to Erotic Biting

Travel-Friendly Sex Toy Essentials

xO

5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period

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Sex on your period might be something you would never, ever in a million years consider or it might be something you enjoy on the regular. Whatever your stance on this interesting (and sometimes deliciously messy) arrangement, there are several benefits to having sex on your period and we thought we’d mention a few of our favorites 😉

5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period

  1. Did you know strippers make more money on their periods? True story. Strippers tend to get better and more frequent tips during and around their periods because ovulation can literally be sensed by males on a primal level. Make it rain, ladies 😉
  2. It represents femininity and womanhood. You might not feel very feminine during your period, but it is a serious representation of womanhood, femininity, and fertility.
  3. It turns people on! Since it is a representation of all that is womanly, it may very well turn a lot of people on! Believe it or not, some people are extremely turned on by it.
  4. It might save your marriage.  If you only happen to give off a specific aroma during your period, it might help increase the bonding and attraction between yourself and your partner which, if there’s trouble in paradise, could really help save your marriage! 😉
  5. Did you know it excretes through your skin and attracts others? It’s true. The scent of ovulation actually excretes through your skin (normally in the form of perspiration) and helps attract others to you. The scent is said to be similar to the scent of marigolds. Crazy, huh?

So, there you have it! You might be rethinking your no-sex-during-your-period rule and rightly so 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

xO

Disclaimer: We, here at Masturgasm, are not doctors (though we love dressing up as naughty ones ;-)). We do not claim to be healthcare professionals; we only offer the best advice and what has worked best for us. If you are unsure whether any of these tips are right for you, please seek care with a medical doctor or primary healthcare physician.

3 Reasons to Have An Affair

shutterstock_254989906

Sure, cheating’s not the most ethical thing we could do, but it’s quite the rush, don’t ya think? Besides the morality issue with cheating, I can think of a whole lot of reasons why it’s something you should try, at least once in your life. After all, you only live once 😉 so here are 3 positive reasons to have an affair!

3 Reasons to Have An Affair

  1.  Longer, Better Orgasms. Okay, so this is subjective, but it’s true to say that when you’re having an affair, the excitement of getting caught alone will get you hot and heavy. Add to that the feeling of letting go of your inhibitions and it’s a recipe for the big O! Since you’re more likely to experiment, feel less ashamed, and truly be yourself during an affair, sexual experimentation is a go and that always leads to – you got it – longer, better orgasms.
  2. More Exciting Sex. Just as the orgasms are better, so too is the overall excitement. Because you’ll have limited time to be together and have the fear of getting caught looming over you, you’ll want to get right down to business without delay! This amps up your heart rate which really gets your blood pumping…
  3. It’s A Total Rush! Like I said, it’s an absolute and total rush to have an affair, especially if you happen to work with that person! Meeting up for only a short amount of time for a little hot and heavy action is a huge adrenaline rush and that’s probably why we keep coming back for more 😉

So maybe you still don’t want to have an affair and that’s okay, but for those of us who do, well, now we know exactly why we enjoy the heat of those moments so much!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

xO

Top 5 Most Passionate & Sexually Active Countries

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Top 5 Most Passionate & Sexually Active Countries

Although we most often associate sexual energy and passion with the French and Spanish, you might be surprised to learn that they don’t round out the top 3 of the most passionate, sexually satisfied, and sexually active countries in the world. Read on to find which ones made the cut!

87% of adults in Greece claim to have sex at least once a week, but they only came in at 5 for most sexually satisfied so quality over quantity right? Nigeria, Mexico and India beat out the top 3 spots for sexually satisfied which is pretty surprising to say the least! Brazil ranked in at 82% of people having sex at least once per week, but they didn’t rank at all in the top 10 most sexually satisfied countries. Russia comes in at 80% where people have sex at least one time a week, but again, didn’t rank at all among the most sexually satisfied. China is not one you’d expect to see on a list of sexually active countries given how outwardly conservative their culture is, but they rank #3 for most sexually active at 78% of people claiming to have sex at least once a week! Alas, no ranking for most sexually satisfied. Last, but not least, Italy comes in at #5 with 76% being sexually active at least once per week, but again, no ranking on sexually satisfied list. I guess you can never equate sexual activity with sexual satisfaction, but we already knew that! On the flip side of things, the most romantic countries are as predicted: Italy, France, Spain, Brazil, and Argentina.

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Get the First Look At Our NEW Pirate Butt Plug

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xO

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It’s a well known fact that our sex drives slow down when winter comes. Lower temperatures, early dark nights, and the frequent chill dulls our libidos so that we’re less likely to feel sexual desire and arousal as much.

Not to worry!

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Have a Naughty Weekend! ;-)

xO