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There’s Still Time to Get Your FREE Mystery Gift on Masturgasm!

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There’s Still Time to Get Your FREE Mystery Gift on Masturgasm and get your order just in time for February 14th!

All purchases get the deal – no catches, coupon codes, or minimums.

This is the perfect time to treat your partner (or yourself) to something special this Valentine’s Day so enjoy it while you can!

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Anal Douching 101

Anal Douching 101

Anal Douching 101 

What’s the deal with anal douching? In today’s post, we’re diving deep into the why’s, how’s and all the ways you can use an anal douche. Read on for more 😉

Why Do People Anal Douche?

Many people who enjoy anal pleasures of all kinds find that anal douching is a great way to keep the anal cavity clean before anal sex, rimming, felching, or ass to mouth pleasure. Many people want to avoid the messy and unpleasant residue involved with anal play and therefore, opt to use anal douches as a way to keep the area as clean as possible.

How to Anal Douche:

  1. Douching is easiest and least messy when done in the shower or hovering over your toilet.
  2. It is important to clean your douche mechanism thoroughly before using to ensure that it’s been sterilized and disinfected.
  3. Apply plenty of lubricant to yourself and also the douche mechanism before inserting.
  4. Make sure you are within reach of your toilet as you will need to relieve yourself immediately after douching. Also, make sure the warm water is JUST water ONLY. Soap and other materials can cause irritation and discomfort.
  5. Insert the douche 2-3 inches in and then let the warm water (Not too hot or too cold as extreme temperatures can be damaging) in either by squeezing the bulb, using a shower douche, or your water bag douche. Once you are letting the water flow, HOLD IT. DO NOT LET GO. Once you have a full feeling (like you need to use the restroom – listen to your body), quickly remove the douche, move to your toilet,  and expel the water. Repeat 1-2 more times until the water runs clean.

3 Ways to Anal Douche:

  • Bulb Douche – The bulb douche is perfect for beginners. The clean you get from this kind of douche will be a lot more shallow and you won’t experience (as much) discomfort as with other forms, if any at all.
  • Shower Douche –  A shower douche comes in a kit that attaches to your shower head. Many are easily found online. It is most commonly used for a more deep clean because it offers a constant flow of water to help clean you out more thoroughly.
  • Water Bag Douche (Douche Bag) – Water bag douches are traditional enema methods. They come with a bag and attached hose which can be filled with water (not in the shower) and offers a deep clean. This form is a lot more portable than the other douches available so it’s better for travel.

!Warning/Disclaimer! Please be aware that we are not doctors. We can only recommend what has worked for us personally and what others in the community have recommended in their experience. Douching is not for everyone . If you are unsure of whether or not it may be right for you, please consult your doctor before attempting. Do not douche too often because it can diminish good bacteria in your body that you need to fight off infection and stay healthy. It is recommended that you do NOT douche more than 2 times per month, only use WARM water when douching, and do NOT LET GO TOO SOON when douching. Also, do not overfill when douching as it can be harmful.

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3 Ways to Get Your Partner Into Bed Right Now!

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If the holidays and rush of the new year have taken a toll on your sex life, we can help! Whether it’s been months or years since your last rough, passionate romp with your partner, these tactics are sure to help you get back in touch with one another. Put your phones away and take time out for each other; here are some ways to make that happen right now!

3 Ways to Get Your Partner Into Bed RIGHT NOW!

  1. Give Them A Massage. There’s no better way to help someone relax than by giving them a massage. Even better if you guys can make time to work out first and then give the massage. Exercising together helps you both blow off some steam and increases your attraction to one another. Moreover, if your partner leads a highly stressed lifestyle, a massage will help ease them into the idea of any kind of kink you wish to explore together.
  2. Take A Shower Together. Another way to entice your partner is by hopping in the shower together. Wash their hair and body, caressing their limbs as you go. In combination with the water and heavy petting, it won’t be long before they’re responding just how you want them to!
  3. Cozy Up Under the Blankets. A classic way to get someone in bed is by doing the obvious thing of simply getting in bed! Cuddle up and stay warm together on these cold winter nights, but mix things up with a game of truth or dare, spoon naked and watch some porn together, or simply pull them into bed with you and go for it!

Whatever your tactics, remember to enjoy yourself and each other. In this modern tech-heavy lifestyle we all seem to lead, it’s easy to forget that we’re alive and we should live actual life. Taking time out to reconnect with your partner sexually and otherwise is a great way to strengthen your bond of love so do it and do it often.

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FREE Mystery Gift on ALL Orders at Masturgasm!

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In honor of your favorite Hallmark holiday, we’re gifting a FREE Mystery Gift on ALL Orders for a Limited Time!

No codes required – one limited per person per order.

Gift your partner(s) with some special toys just in time for Valentine’s Day or treat yourself because – fuck it- it’s 2016 and you deserve more pleasure in your life.

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This is the perfect opportunity to buy some great toys for yourself or a partner(s) so get to it 😉

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How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy for Your Partner

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How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy for Your Partner

If you are looking to purchase the perfect sex toy for your partner, but you don’t know where to start, this post is for you! I have laid out a few tips and tricks on what to look for, how to find out what your partner likes and wants in a toy, and you can have it delivered by Valentine’s Day with the deals going on in our online store so read on 😉

  • Figure Out What Your Partner Likes. If you don’t know what your partner likes or you aren’t sure, then you’ll want to do some digging. Do they enjoy a certain kind of porn? Are they into anal? Is their ultimate fantasy a threesome? All of these things will determine what toy will work best for them and bring a smile to their face on February 14th.
  • Ask Probing Questions. If you have no idea where to start or no idea what your partner is into, then it’s a good idea to begin asking some probing questions. Of course, you probably don’t want them to know what you’re up to so it’s a good idea to ask “what if” type questions or address them in a roundabout way. You can do so by asking things like, “would you ever try anal?” or “what do you think about threesomes?” Insert other topics and converse with your partner to really figure out what they’re into or might be into experimenting with.
  • Decide On the Perfect Toy. Once you have an idea of what they might enjoy in a toy, then it’s time to shop! Anal toys for anal lovers, threesome toys for those with menage-a-trois fantasies, yiff and furry play, or some classic realistic dildos.

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3 New Year’s Resolutions to Crank Up the Kink in 2016

 

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2016 is finally here and with that comes the annual resolutions so we thought we would come up with some fun, naughty new year’s resolutions that you guys can enjoy this year!

3 New Year’s Resolutions to Crank Up the Kink in 2016

  • Try Bondage // Bondage is a fun way to mix things up and experiment. Mild bondage is commonly referred to as kink (think handcuffs, silk restraints and eye masks), but legit bondage is a bit more hardcore than that. If you find that the minor kinks are not doing it for you anymore, trying bondage out may be just the thing to help you feel more fulfillment sexually. Just make sure you’re informed, safe, sane, and consensual before going for it. Click Here to Learn More About Bondage
  • Try A Fetish // If you feel that a specific fetish may be right for you, but have been to shy to speak about it, make 2016 the year you speak out about your fantasies and desires! Whether it’s a fetish for pantyhose, latex, rope bondage, yiff, foot fetish, medical fetish, or something else, be authentically you. We support you all the way to your sexual happiness 🙂
  • Try Roleplay // If you’re more into the milder side of things, trying out a little frisky roleplay might be enjoyable for you. There’s anything from dirty talk to actual characters (schoolgirl and teacher or doctor and patient, to name a few), yiff roleplay as various animals, and evenvampire roleplay. Do your research and see what piques your interest, then share your thoughts with your partner(s) to discuss possible experimentation.

Here’s to Wishing You the Kinkiest Year Yet 😉

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Things You Didn’t Know Would Boost Your Immunity Naturally!

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The fall is probably one of the times of year when they may feel less likely to bump uglies, but you may want to rethink your laziness and low sex drive. Whether it’s the comfort foods, too much sweets, or diet soda cramping your libido’s style, we’ve come up with a few surefire ways to boost your libido naturally that you may not have thought to try!

Things You Didn’t Know Would Boost Your Libido Naturally!

  • TV In Your Bedroom – A surprising study on the effect of sex among couples who had a TV in their bedroom yielded even more surprising results. Couples with the TV in their room were more likely to engage in sexual activities because they would either watch more porn together or get bored with their usual shows and have sex instead; who knew?
  • Adrenaline Rush – Activities that trigger your adrenaline may help increase your sex drive because of the effect they have on circulation and blood flow. Some fun activities to try out this fall with your partner include zip-lining, surfing, skiing, sky diving, and other activities.
  • Hot Chocolate – There may be something to your chocolate addiction during fall! Hot chocolate, especially dark chocolate, helps naturally boost your libido, releases endorphins to trigger your pleasure response,  and it’s filled with antioxidants. It’s also equally delicious!
  • Sunlight – The vitamin D you gain from sunlight is a natural mood booster. It can help fight depression that may be more likely during the winter and can even help boost your libido so take a stroll with that special someone 😉
  • Other natural libido boosters: apple cider with cinnamon, ginseng tea, dark chocolate, avocados, cardiovascular exercise, yoga, and kegel exercises.
  • Things to Avoid: Alcohol (especially hard liquor), tonic and soda water (it lowers testosterone), diet soda, and artificial sweeteners.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Happy Halloween!

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Happy Halloween from All of Us At Masturgasm!

We hope you have the naughtiest of naughty Halloweens this year and remember to stay safe, sane and consensual 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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With Halloween nearly here, everyone is rushing to get their costume in order for the big night and we’ve come up with 4 sex toys that can take your sexy Halloween costume to the next level! Whether you’re planning on going as something innocent or devilish, we’ve got some kinky options to make your costume a little big naughtier this year.

4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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  1. Costume: Naughty Bunny Rabbit. This delicious chrome plated steel anal plug comes with a tuft of faux rabbit fur which makes it perfect for pairing for your innocent bunny rabbit costume! Enjoy a little kink after hours with a partner and really get into character 😉

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2. Costume: Kinky Puppy or Dog. This naughty double dong has a stylistic dog penis dildo on one end and a textured dog tail on the other! Use both for some yiffing good pleasure and indulge your inner animal’s desires.

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3. Costume: Bondage Queen or Vampire. The darker side of sexy Halloween, our bondage gear make perfect additions to any of these costumes! This posture collar is especially useful for late night bondage sessions and keeping a sub in line during fun Halloween festivities 😉

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4. Costume: Drill Sergeant or Army Soldier. Whether you’re dominating or submitting, this jack boot paddle is perfect for whipping subordinates into shape! Keep it on you throughout the night to discipline anyone who mouths off.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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What Leads to Sex In A Graveyard?

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Sex in a graveyard may seem like a bizarre concept, but it happens and there are a few reasons why. Thrill seekers around this time of year may be considering a quick romp among the tombstones so here are some little known facts to what might lead to sex in a spooky atmosphere this Halloween.

What Leads to Sex In A Graveyard?

Sex in public places might not be your bag, but if it is, that’s cool with us. Just make sure you’re safe and don’t get caught because it’s totally illegal! If you were curious about how people end up having sex in a graveyard, here are a few reasons why it happens time and again.

  • Thrill Seekers – Some people are natural-born thrill seekers and enjoy sex in public places. A graveyard is just one of the many places you could enjoy some exciting sex for the fall season.
  • It’s Quiet and Romantic – You know what they say, cemeteries are dead silent! Some people find a kind of peace, comfort, and even a sense of romance among the dead which is why they end up in romantic or otherwise lustful entanglements among the tombstones.
  • Taboo and Dangerous – It’s obviously a taboo things to have sex in a graveyard, but some people get excited at the thought of getting caught, creating “life” where lives end, and the idea that graveyards are public places where people might see them.
  • The Spirits Watch Over You – Other people might enjoy the fact that they imagine the dead watching them get down and dirty on the cemetery lawn under a full moon.

Would You Have Sex In A Graveyard?

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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