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Valentine’s Day Gift Idea: For the Realist

Shopping for that special someone for Valentine’s Day can be tough, even if that special someone is simply you.

That being said, we at Romance Attack Online believe there’s definitely something for everyone in any situation, with any kind of taste, and at any manageable price.

So, whether you simply want your toy to look like the real thing (yet feel even better! 😉 or you prefer to get down to brass tacks when it comes to pleasure, these toys may just be the perfect choice!

Here are some of My Favorites for the Ever-Practical Realist:

Trojan Single Dong

With a comfortable overall length of 8.25″ and an insertable length of 7.5″ this single dong is just the ticket to fill you to the brim with pleasure and ecstasy! Tailored to maximize stimulation with shaft and a delicate clitoris tickler, all your pleasure spots are bathed in sensuality in complete no nonsense fashion and with straight to the point functionality that will leave even your most rational friends speechless!

10.25″ Homeboy in Fauxskin

If you’ve been following my blog at all, you know what a big fan I am of this formidable dildo! Packed with great lengths at 10.25″ overall and 8″ insertable, this toy is NO JOKE. Built with a sturdy base and created with the utmost realistic texture, this dildo has a velvet -like texture that almost feels better than the real thing! Soft and sensual, this toy will definitely make anyone melt, no matter how pragmatic they may be!

9.5″ Plentiful Plugger

Built for uninterrupted pleasure, this dildo brings a little something extra to self love. Standing at 9.5″ overall and 6.5″ insertable, this toy packs a punch (or three!)  when ordered custom with remote controlled vibrations and a powerful suction cup that promises waves and waves of erotic stimulation. Even the most sensible person will enjoy the stability and power behind this delicious dildo!

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Enjoy Holidays the Right Way!

As you know, the holidays are a time of giving thanks, offering gifts and being merry, so what better way to show your honey how much you appreciate them than to give them the gift of pleasure?

I know, it seems contrite, but hear me out!

If you take the time to plan it out and make it extra special, it can definitely be enjoyable for all involved parties ;).

Firstly, remember to create the space and establish the most appropriate for your pleasure goals. Whether this means lots of pillows, soft and silky blankets or whips, chains and cuffs, you know what to do!

Secondly, decide what events you want to take place during your holiday pleasure-filled gift. They don’t need to be complicated. They can be as simple as take a bath together, give mutual massage, and then try several new fun positions! Otherwise, you can play a little S&M followed by teasing, tickling and more! Whatever your flavor, make it fun for both you and your partner.

Lastly, remember its the little things that count the most! Whatever products you prefer, that is, your favorite lubricants, massage oils, tools, crops and kits should all be present and play a part in making the night as magical as possible!

Finally, remember to have a great time and enjoy yourself!

‘Tis the Season!

Enjoy the holidays!

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Add To Your Sex Appeal: Beautiful Hair in 20 Minutes Or Less!

Beauty and sex appeal may mean different things to different people, but there are a few areas most people agree on that make a woman (or man) the most attractive. These include: beautiful skin, eyes and probably hair. In many cultures, having long hair can be a symbol of great youth and beauty. Unfortunately, as we get older, our hair tends to dry out, lose essential nutrients, and breakage, graying, and hair loss is common. Luckily, there are many ways to turn your existing problems around or prevent problems from arising to keep your hair in tip top condition.

Here’s How:

  • Wash your hair less. I know, I know, it seems totally against nature, but washing your hair too often strips the natural oils out of your hair and dries it out. This causes breakage, split ends, and dry, frizzy strands that can’t hold color. For the best hair, wash your hair every other day or 1-3 times a week depending on how dry or oily your hair is.
  • Condition More. Deep Condition 1-3X a Week. Unless you have extremely oily hair, I would recommend you condition daily or every other day and do a deep condition or conditioning hair mask at least once a week to return oils to your hair and keep moisture in balance.
  • Lay Off Styling Products & Tools. Okay, so I know it might sound impossible, but I’m asking you to abstain from straightening, blow-drying and using hair spray at least a couple of days a week. Yes, I am aware of how daunting that may sound, but if you blow-dry or straighten one day and do your best to make it last into the following day, you can keep your styling and hair abuse to a minimum. And hey, if you can’t stand not styling for even a minute, go old school and braid your hair for waves or curl your hair with cloth or leftover paper bags. It works, saves energy and your locks will thank you!
  • Use the Right Ingredients On Your Hair. This part can be tough at first, especially if you don’t know what’s in your shampoo that makes it work so well, but some simple google  research for 10 minutes will give you the gist of things in order to best treat your hair type and I’ll help too. Firstly, pro-vitamin B5 AKA Panthenol (sound familiar?) is one of the most important ingredients, but there are others that are great including Biotin, Amino Acids, and various natural oils and butters including Sweet Almond, Apricot, Shea Butter, Mango Butter and more. Look for these in the ingredient list of products or go au naturel and purchase some of these oils and butters raw. Many already contain most of the vitamins needed to keep hair healthy and they can be utilized as conditioners and masks for great looking, healthy hair.
  • DIY, DIY, DIY! Sure, DIY can be a little bit of work, but mostly it’s easy and fun. Aside from that though, DIY can offer raw ingredients to your hair in high volume which is often not the case for store-bought products. Many products often contain small amounts of the ingredients you need (done to cut costs) and sometimes it’s not enough to make a difference. For this reason, I advise you to use many raw ingredients to condition your hair and keep it in good shape.

There you have it, now go forth and achieve that sexy silky hair that you’ve always dreamed of! And to help you get started, here are some great DIY hair masks to try:

  • Avocado Moisture Mask: 1 Avocado, 3 Tablespoons Milk, and 2 Tablespoons of the Oil of your Choice (Sweet Almond, Olive Oil, and Coconut Oil are great choices). Mix together and apply. Leave on 5-30 minutes and Rinse. Be sure to shampoo after.
  • Mayonnaise Mask: 1/3 Cup Mayo of your choice. Apply to hair and Leave on 5-30 minutes, then Rinse. Okay, I know this one is questionably natural, but the miracles of mayonnaise speak for itself. It includes many dairy ingredients and proteins needed for healthy, moisturized hair and is therefore invaluable when it comes to deep conditioning. I know, it smells, but your hair will feel great after! Be sure to shampoo after!
  • Your Favorite Oil Mask: This one is easy and convenient. Choose a natural oil that you have on hand or can get on the cheap. Many great oils you can apply straight to the scalp include olive oil, coconut oil, rice bran oil, and Sesame Oil. Buy organic if you can (may be found at your local grocery store) and apply directly to hair as needed. Leave on 5-30 minutes as desired and Rinse. Be sure to shampoo after as oils may leave hair a bit too oily afterwards.

Good Luck!

Sex On A Budget: Bring Intimate Relaxation To Your Home!

In this economy, I know it’s hard. Believe me. But, that being said, I’m still a woman who wants to relax and visit a spa with my man for some mind-calming zen and intimacy. Now I really cannot afford to visit a high-end spa at the moment, especially given that their prices are so inflated, so I decided to bring the spa to our home. I mean, what better way to cool off (or heat up! 😉 this summer than by creating my own little spa paradise, right?

Here’s what I did and you can do it to for little to no cash!

First, create the space. Spas make the big bucks for a reason. They create a wonderful escape for people down to the last detail. Do the same; create your optimal environment for rest, relaxation and pleasure (if you want!) for the day or the whole weekend. Select relaxing and/or sexy sounds that can play in the background. Select color matching or all white towels if you plan on jumping in the bath or shower, exchanging massage treatments or something along those lines. Light candles with appealing scents or burn incense if you like. All of these things will create the environment that you both can enjoy and indulge in.

Second, decide how to treat yourselves. Do you have a pool or spa that you want to include or will you keep it private in the bath or shower? Do you want to treat your partner, they can treat you, or do you both agree to massage one another? Is it strictly relaxation or will it mix with pleasure? Will you include adult games of any sort? All of these things should be discussed in order to make the day and/or weekend the most fun for both of you.

Lastly, will you end the night with tasty treats? Do you wish to include food in your relaxing day/weekend? If so, light fruits and vegetables are highly recommended if you want to add pleasure to your weekend. Avoid any foods that are too heavy. Include wine or champagne if you wish and, if you prefer, a nice gourmet dinner at the end of the evening tops this relaxing getaway quite nicely!

Whatever you decide to do, remember to tailor it to your tastes and desires to make it the most enjoyable day or weekend possible. Have fun and enjoy yourself!

Good Luck!

3 Sexy Summer Treats To Try

After many chilly months, the ice is beginning to thaw and nicer days are finally upon us…or, if you’re like me and live in Cali, the days of 90 degree weather are back in full swing. For most California residents, this means out with the shorts and onto the beach so I came up with 3 fun ideas to try beneath the sheets with your honey in the coming hot summer nights.


This Sexy Body Paint Graffiti Spray Massage Oil is totally a good time. Completely edible and deliciously flavored, it’s perfect for a hot summer day or night. A nice cool spin to put on this sweet treat? Try placing it into a bowl of ice water or the refrigerator for a bit before using. This should make the spray come out nice and chilly. What a nice way to cool off! Be careful and make sure you don’t put it in the freezer though; the pressure could make the can explode.

Certified Organic, the Intimate Organics Relaxing Massage Oil with Lemongrass and Coconut provides a deliciously sweet way to cool off. Great for relieving sore muscles or simply for a sensual rub down, this organic massage oil is formulated with aloe so it’s friendly on any sun burns you may get in the coming months. Place it in the fridge or a bowl of ice for 15 minutes before you use it and voila! You have yourself some pleasantly cool massage oil.

The original way to cool off on a hot summer’s day, ice cubes are great for sensual pleasure. Simply take an ice cube and slide it around on your partner’s body for great cooling effects. Enjoy immediate relief from the heat and sunburns and enjoy whatever pleasure comes out of it!

Good Luck!

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How To Purchase Lingerie For Your Body Type

While there is no such thing as the perfect body and many of us having various body types, we can still optimize our confidence and sex appeal by wearing clothing that accentuates our assets and downplays our flaws. That being said, here’s some tips on how you can feel and look your best this Valentine’s Day in some sexy lingerie no matter what your age, size or body type.

  • Sinfully Thin Ladies: If you’re a thin slice of deliciousness, you may want to step outside your comfort zone this Valentine’s Day & try some animal prints on for size. If you’re small in the rear or in the chest, animal prints can actually create the illusion that you have more cushion in these areas thereby offering a vision of fullness where you want it. Couple that with your great physique and you’ve created a totally sexy look for yourself. Ruffles and fringe also have similar effects. Another great way to accentuate your bust is by wearing a waist cincher or corset to create contrast between your upper and lower half of your body or opt for some rise up booty shorts to create the illusion of a more full shape. If all else fails, they sell padded thongs & booty shorts for those who need a little help & there’s no shame in shaking both what you’re momma did and didn’t give ya.
  • Plus Size Vixens: Solid colors are the best bet when you’re a voluptuous vixen. Stay away from polka dots, prints or ruffles and instead opt for solid color babydolls in sheer, loose materials or if you want a sexier, less innocent look you can go with either a waist cincher or even a full length corset. These will all hide any flaws and flatter your best assets: your bust and your bum. If you have a nice rear, thongs and g-strings are a go and if you’d prefer to keep it under wraps, booty shorts are in. Just remember to choose a lacy type version of the boy or booty shorts to avoid looking too casual and up your sexy factor.
  • Bootylicious: Got curves down below? The best way to accentuate this attractive asset is by avoiding ruffles and fringe and choosing a more clean, sleek design such as lacy rise up shorts, thongs, or g-strings in any solid color. Purples are in for the season, but red is always a classic eye-grabbing number.
  • Boobylicious: Don’t know if I created that term, but there it is and I like it. You lovely ladies have been blessed and are loved by many even though you might be cursing these twins at times. If not, flaunt what you got because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a straight man say no to that. Back on topic, the best way to accentuate your bust is by wearing a waist cincher which will make your waist look tiny and your boobs look larger.
  • Hourglass Figure: The best thing for an hourglass figure is the waist cincher or corset as both will sexily flatter your assets and create the perfect hourglass. Always a winner & gorgeous in solid colors. Avoid ruffles, fringes or prints as all three tend to make an hourglass figure look shapeless.
  • Tall Ladies: If you’re tall and have long legs, thigh high stockings or knee high nylon or even socks will work well for you.
  • Petite Ladies: If you’re on the shorter side in terms of height, avoid thigh high or knee high stockings as they will only make you look shorter. To elongate your features, choose full length hosiery or body stockings to create an uninterrupted line of design on your body. Fishnet or sheer black will all work nicely.
  • Larger Legs/Thighs: Solid city for you, my friends. If you want to wear stockings or hosiery, opt for solid colors only, which will be slimming instead of unflattering.
  • Smaller Legs/Thighs: If you’re taller, you can do with thigh high or knee high stockings, but if not, full length hosiery is the way to go. It will make you look sleek, yet full and flattering.

Lastly, some tips that work for everyone are solid colors including black, red, purple and white or matching your eye color to your outfit will give you that wow factor, full length hosiery including sheer nude or black and fishnets, and corsets corsets corsets. Babydolls and sheer lacy tops also work well for most, but remember to decide for your body and your comfort levels. It’s important to be comfortable and confident so you feel sexy when you look sexy and enjoy yourself!

Happy Early Valentine’s Day!

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Start Your Weekend Off By Winding Down then Winding Up!

I don’t know about you, but I’m exhausted. It’s Friday, it’s hot where I live, I’ve burnt the candle at both ends this week and I need some R&R time. This made me think that there are probably plenty of other people out there who want to enjoy their weekend and start things off the right way by tossing those shoes off your sore feet, stripping down to your birthday suit and hopping into a nice hot bath to soothe and rejuvenate your entire body. With that, I came up with a few ways to start off and a few ways to finish!

I’m thinking that starting off your evening with a nice cocktail or a refreshing juice or tea drink would be nice, especially by adding a few drops of the Liquid Spanish Fly in your favorite flavor! I was thinking of making myself a delicious California Cocaine Cocktail and then adding the equally delicious Spanish Fly Lime to my drink to give it some zest and put myself in the right weekend mood!

Here’s the recipe for a California Cocaine:(Please over 21+ ONLY!)

1 oz Amaretto
1 oz Blue Curacao
1 fill    Pineapple Juice
1 oz Rum (Malibu is my favorite!)
1 oz Southern Comfort

Mix these ingredients in a tall glass with ice and enjoy!

After I enjoy my drink for a bit, I plan on lighting up a few candles and/or incense around my bath tub to set the atmosphere for my night. I’ll probably strip down to my bare body and rub this delicious Kama Sutra Oil of Love all over my body in a self- massage. This will moisturize your body before bathing, soothe and arouse you and give your bath water a nice aroma!

Chances are this will happen after my trip to the gym so, with that being said, I’ll start my bath water at a pretty hot temperature to relax any sore muscles and add in some Kama Sutra’s Luxury Bath Salt or go all natural and opt for some Practically Magical Bubble Bath in a Spearmint or Lavender flavor to help my mind zen.

At this point, I may go to work with some Rash Free Coochy Shave Cream and shave my legs and lady parts because Lord knows I haven’t even looked down there since Tuesday! Skip this part if you’re more reliable about shaving than I am!

After my shaving session is complete and I have spent sufficient amount of time relaxing and lounging in the tub, my evening can go one of three ways (and so can yours!):

Option A: I can enjoy this delicious looking Purple Waterproof Rotating Vibrator right where I am in my warm tub and climb my way to the ultimate heights of pleasure from a completely relaxed state. This offers a unique and often times more intense orgasmic experience.

Option B: I can dry off with a warm towel (which I will have thrown in the dryer beforehand), give myself an at home facial (compliments of honey + oatmeal + green tea), and then enjoy a nice personal pleasure session on my extremely soft down comforter.

At Home Facial Recipe:

  • 1 Tablespoon Honey
  • 1 Tablespoon Green Tea
  • 2 Tablespoons Oatmeal

Mix them all together, apply, leave for 10 minutes then rinse.

Following my At-home Facial, I will then lie down on my pleasantly plush Queen size bed and enjoy some alone time, pushing my hot spots to ecstasy with the very convenient Pink Platinum Remote Body Wave Vibrator that’s designed to hit my G-spot and induce toe-curling orgasms EVERY single time I use it! I love this toy; it really works and the cordless remote is fun to use alone or when my boyfriend’s home and wants to control my pleasure adventure!


Option C: Perhaps by this time my boyfriend will be home and I can barter with him for a massage in return for performing the new Oral Sex Techniques I learned this week. That’s sure to make him go crazy! I’ll probably have him use one of my favorites for the massage: Kama Sutra Body Souffle Massage Cream in Strawberry. I love this cream as it’s moisturizing as well as soothing and not greasy as massage oils can be. If you prefer to go all natural, I would recommend the Practically Magical Oil in your favorite scent as it is one of the lighter oils and is made with all natural ingredients. After each part of our deal is complete, then we can go onto something more appetizing and see where the night takes us!

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Remember to protect yourself and the ones you love by using condoms every time!

Favorite Condom of the Day:

Trojan Very Sensitive 3 Pack because I want to feel every subtle sensation tonight!

Whatever you decide, remember to relax, enjoy your weekend, laugh much and moan a lot!

Good luck :]

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Original Coochy Shave Creme 4 Oz. – The Next Best Thing to A Brazillian Wax!

I found out about this shave creme a few years back after attending the Storerotica trade show in Las Vegas and basically haven’t looked back since. This shaving creme is sheer gold if you want to go completely bare anywhere on your body, especially your lady (or man!) parts. If you’re like me (broke, can’t afford sh*t, let alone a Brazillian wax or actually any kind of wax), then you want to look good in spite of your sometimes very limited, narrow-minded budget. If like me, waxing every month is out of the question for you, then the Original Coochy Shave Creme is your New Best Friend. This stuff works like a pro when it comes to getting that smooth, soft and totally hairless look and it does it all for just $6.99 for a 4 Oz. bottle. This Original Coochy Shave Creme is formulated to protect and maintain moisture on your skin while providing such a close shave, people may just think that you DID go for that ultra expensive over priced Brazillian wax. The best kept secret of this stuff: You can use it to shave and moisturize any part on your party including private parts or you can use it to condition your hair if you’re low on conditioner! I love a product with multi-uses, especially in this economy, and when that product is also Fragrance Free and Rash Free it can’t get any better!

Some Great Uses for Coochy Shave Creme:

  • Shaving your private parts, of course!
  • Shaving your luscious legs, arms, or other body parts.
  • Use as a lathering moisture-rich hair conditioner
  • Use as a weekly body conditioner to maintain your skin’s moisture levels and suppleness.

Relax and use the Original Coochy Shave Creme: An experience you’ll want to lavish in for hours!