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Owner of Romance Attack Online Quoted In “Ways and Means” Committee Meeting For Small Businesses!

As fun and light as I like to keep things here on Romance Attack, I would like to discuss a bit of a serious and slightly political topic today.

Can’t believe the way this is trending on google right now; pretty cool and pretty crazy!

As you know, our owner is an independent small business owner who happens to be a woman.

Apparently, she sent out many, many letters to various political leaders, associations and committees in order to express her opinion that if the Bush Era Tax Cuts for Small Businesses were not extended, there would indeed be much suffering for the small businesses of America. She does this sort of thing all the time. Why? Because she’s American and the fate of America and the “little people” who built this country actual mean something to her, and us. It’s something worth preserving and not letting “Corporate America” smash into oblivion at every turn.

Here’s a snippet of what one congressman quoted from her letter during the committee hearing:

“They were asked: How would increased taxes impact your business? ”Less hiring, more struggle to pay for expenses and payroll.” If rates were allowed to increase, would that affect your ability to hire new employees? ”Absolutely. We’ve done nothing except cut staff for 4 years now. A tax increase could spell disaster.”

Read more about this here at Don’t Mess With Taxes or see what people are saying on the DC Urban Mom Forums here.

I know there is a lot of buzz going on online at the moment regarding our small business. Apparently the fact that we are an adult business is so buzz-worthy (effing shocker, people we live in 2012 for crying out loud!) that it’s gone pretty viral at the moment.

On another note, isn’t it more important that a small business owner who happens to be a woman ( and a very smart one, at that) as well as an American has had her voice heard through the masses?

And does the fact that she happens to be an adult business diminish the message that small businesses are indeed suffering amid Congressional decisions?

I don’t think so. I think it’s all the more important that, yes, we are a small, albeit adult, business and yes, women work here as well and we celebrate our freedoms in this awesome country by allowing others the right to express their sexuality in whatever way,  all judgment spared. I think we’re better than most, though not perfect. Almost ;-).

THAT, is what we do here.

So before everyone on the planet decides to focus on the fact that we’re an adult business, try focusing on the fact that we are also educated, business-minded, caring, collected, and freedom-loving individuals trying to make a living amid a terrible economic climate just like everyone else.

In other words, we are American.

Thanks for reading !

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Happy 4th of July! Drinks 4 All! (over 21, that is!)

I hope everyone has a lovely 4th of July (if you’re in the USA) weekend. Please Drink Responsibly. Be safe and remember: Don’t drink and drive!

Let Freedom Ring & Enjoy the Fireworks!

Here’s a fun recipe for all you over 21-ers!

California Cocaine Cocktail Recipe:

  • 1 Oz. Amaretto
  • 1 Oz. Blue Curaçao
  • 1 Oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
  • 1 Oz. Southern Comfort
  • 1 Oz. (or fill to top at the end) Pineapple Juice

Directions: Fill your glass with ice, pour in all the ingredients and enjoy!

Buy Your Mom A Vibe Sale!

Alright, so maybe you won’t buy your mom a vibe for Mother’s Day, but you can buy it anyway and pretend you’ll give it to her then keep it for yourself! 😉

I won’t tell anyone, I promise!

At any rate, you’ll have to buy someone a vibe

(and who better to buy it for then yourself right?)

because our Mother’s Day Sale is happening from now until May 10, 2011.

From now until May 10th, you’ll get 20% OFF ANY PURCHASE!

If you forget the day every year like me, Mother’s Day is May 8th.

The sale will go 2 days after for all you belated gift givers who claim it’s

“in the mail.”

Don’t worry, I’ve been there, I’ve got your back.

Enjoy the Sale!

4 Delicious Love Oils to Try!

Sour Sin’sations Love Oil is one of my favorites! Not only does this taste delicious with very little aftertaste, it works as an all-in-one oil for massage, as a lubricant or anything else you might think up! Aside from it’s great flavor, Sour Sin’sations Love Oil is NOT sticky, but instead goes on silky smooth and is sugar free, though you would never know it! This item may be used for sensual massage or as a lubricant during intercourse & other sexual acts.

Romance Attack Love Lubricants come in a four delicious flavors: Neutral, Strawberry, Watermelon & Cherry. You will enjoy the pleasant flavors of each of these lubricants during the most intimate moments and the best part is they are completely non-toxic and free from any synthetic flavoring. They are non-irritating to your most private areas for a totally carefree sexual experience anytime you wish.

Emotion Lotion Warming comes in four delicious flavors to choose from: Kiwi Strawberry, Passion Fruit, Watermelon & Cherry. Each of these flavors goes on smooth and creates a silky layer of lubrication for erotic caressing and stroking during massage or other naughty fun! The best part? When you rub it on, it gets WARM; when you blow on it, it gets HOT! Emotion Lotion Warming is the perfect companion for giving your lover a nice massage for relaxation and arousal after a hard day at work or a hard workout to soothe sore muscles and awaken others!

The WET Adventure Set offers a number of unique amenities that make it worth trying once or twice. Firstly, with a total of 8 pillow packs for you to try, included is 4 that are deliciously flavored and 4 that are not. The first 4 include WET Original, Light, Platinum & Warming which each give their own unique stimulation. WET Original offers a much recognized silky lubrication everyone has come to recognize WET for while WET Light is a lighter water based lubrication yet with the same silkiness and smooth application as Original. WET Platinum is the silicone based lubricant from WET loved by many and worshiped by some for its long lasting properties during use, especially in water. WET Warming is simply what it’s name professes: warming during use for uniquely pleasant stimulation, especially loved during those cold winter nights! Lastly comes the 4 flavored lubricants: Pina Colada, Kiwi Strawberry, Watermelon & Passion Fruit. Passion Fruit is my favorite for its unique flavoring that, I admit, I will gladly lick off my lover’s body anytime! This fun WET Adventure Set allows you to try them all at once!