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FLASH WEEKENDER DEAL – BREAK THE ICE IN YOUR SEX LIFE!

Break the Ice Weekend Special - Masturgasm.com

Break the Ice in Your Sex Life with Masturgasm!

It’s a well known fact that our sex drives slow down when winter comes. Lower temperatures, early dark nights, and the frequent chill dulls our libidos so that we’re less likely to feel sexual desire and arousal as much.

Not to worry!

With this weekend’s deal, you can get all the naughty supplies you need to keep your love and sex life amped up all winter long – or at least long enough to last you until Spring Fever hits!

From Now until Tuesday, Get 5% Off ALL Orders of $40 or More!

Happy { Naughty } Shopping!

Get Greal Deals on Masturgasm – here.

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xO

 

GET GREAT DEALS ON SEDUCTIVE VIBES AT MASTURGASM!

[B3 Tuyo White & Pink Vibromasseur Vibe – FREE Condom Case With Purchase!]


At Masturgasm, we have a hand picked selection of vibes which vary in color, shape, size, and style, but are all meant to bring you the most pleasurable sexual experiences imaginable! From the uniquely round shaped vibes (as seen above), to the more traditional rabbit and g-spot vibes, we have something for everyone!

 

Here are a Few of My Personal Favorites!

EVOLVED Diamond Edition Waterproof Lustre Gspot Vibrator

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Impressions 5X Silicone Gel Red G-Spot Vibrator

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Check it out on Amazon – here.

EVOLVED Symphony Edition Waterproof Rhapsody Vibrator

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The Matador w/ SMP Vibe Dildo

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

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Sassy Pink Rabbit Vibrator

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Je T’aime 7″ Le Point G Vibe, Violet

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EVOLVED Roulette Edition Bet On Black Vibrator

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

Check it out on Amazon – here.

Auto Erotica 3-In-1 Vibrator

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Shop All Items on Masturgasm – here.

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Have a Naughty Weekend! ;-)

xO

 

ANAL FUN FROM ICON!

Icon Brands Falcon Ass Egg, Starter 3.5″ – Click to See on Amazon

Buy on Masturgasm – here.

Buy on Amazon – here.

 

Icon Brands Falcon Ass Egg, Intermediate 4.5″ – Click to See on Amazon

Buy on Masturgasm – here.

Buy on Amazon – here.

Icon Brands Buttman’s Viewable Glass Butt Plug, Sphere – Click to See on Amazon

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Check out Our Entire Line of Sex Toys on Masturgasm – here.

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xO

Take Advantage of Our Valentine’s Day Special While You Can!

 

 

Our Valentine’s Day Special is well under way and you’ve only got until February 14th ( Valentine’s Day) to enjoy 15% Off On ALL Orders made on Masturgasm.com & 15% Off On ALL Orders made in our Amazon Web Store of $30 or More so get to shopping while you can!

And Remember…

Happy { F**king on } Valentine’s Day!

Shop All Items on Masturgasm – here.

Shop All Items in our Amazon Store – here.

Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate

xO

 

GroundHog Day Flash Free Shipping Special!

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Happy {almost} Groundhog Day!

For this very momentous event, we at Masturgasm have decided to celebrate by offering Free Shipping on all purchases of anal toys which equals $30 or more so enjoy it while you can!

Offer Expires February 2nd at midnight!

Shop this Deal on Masturgasm – here.

Shop this Deal on Amazon – here.

xO

 

FEATURED PRODUCT: SERPENIS ANIMAL SEX TOY DILDO

Serpenis Animal Sex Toy Dildo – Click Image to Buy It On Amazon!

The Serpenis is an amazing dildo with a snake-like texture and appearance, including a stimulating knob on the base which can function to stimulate both the clitoris or the anal area!

It’s angular head and textured body will drive you wild and are a fantastic addition to any and all of your animal role play fantasies!

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

Check it out on Amazon – here.

xO

 

Happy { F**king } Valentine’s Day! ;-)

 

 

Sale Alert!

From Now until February 14th ( Valentine’s Day), Enjoy 15% Off On ALL Orders made on Masturgasm.com & 15% Off On ALL Orders made in our Amazon Web Store of $30 or More!

Happy { F**king on } Valentine’s Day!

Shop All Items on Masturgasm – here.

Shop All Items in our Amazon Store – here.

Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate

xO

Get Great Deals With Us On Amazon Through December 31st!

Romance Attack on Amazon is offering great prices on all of your favorite items from now until the end of December so you can crash into the New Year with all the pleasure and ecstasy you deserve!

Get FREE Shipping on ALL Orders of $30 or More Through the New Year!

Happy Holidays!

Shop Now!

Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate

xO

Naughty Holiday Humor

Here’s Some Naughty Holiday Humor to Enjoy Before Your Christmas Eve Meal! 😉

Happy Holidays from all of us at Masturgasm!

 

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But we're goin' to an ugly sweater party!

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Fleas Navidog!

Party Like It's 2012

 

Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate

xO

 

Featured Product of the Day: The Matador Dildo with SMP Vibe

The incredible textured design of this Matador Dildo comes in the form of realistic veins and a smooth round head. For added stimulation, this dildo comes with a strong SMP vibe which has various speeds from low to higher intensities, as desired. Measuring in at a formidable 12 inches in length, this dildo allows for seriously deep penetration and pleasure! Combined with it’s ribbed shaft and you’ll be cumming in no time – over and over again!

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

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xO