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Get Naughty Spring Fever this Weekend!

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Since we’ve done a ton of fun naughty Easter and spring themed posts, I thought I’d do a roundup so if you missed any, you could catch up with all the fun!

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Your Naughty Easter Gift Guide 

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5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work 

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How to Get Laid this Easter!

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The Perfect Sex Toy for Spring: Large Glass Bunny Tail Butt Plug

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How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

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Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Have A Very Naughty Weekend! 

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3 Steps to Creating Naughty Adult Gift Baskets for Easter

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As I was saying in the previous post, why should the kids get to have all the fun on Easter?

Don’t you deserve a little naughty fun of your own?

That’s what I was thinking when I created these 3 steps to creating your very own naughty adult gift baskets for Easter which you can put together for someone special or treat yourself to a little fun!

Step 1: Pick A Toy. You can pick something with an Easter theme like the Large Bunny Rabbit Tail Butt Plug or otherwise in a bright Easter color. You can also pick something new to try out and if you need ideas, check out our 3 Sex Toys to Try this Spring post for inspiration!

Step 2: Pick A Lubricant. After all, what is sex without some fun lube? That’s what I always say ;-) We have a nice selection to choose from that you can use in a variety of ways. The water based ones are perfect for use with toys and/or intercourse as you like while the oil and silicone based ones are not recommended for toys, but make for great supplemental use during anal intercourse and/or fun solo play!

Step 3: Try Something Fun! Even if you decide to forego the entire gift basket idea or maybe it’s not in your budget, but you can always choose to try something fun and new to freshen up your sex life. Whether that means trying anal (check out tips here and here to make it easier and more enjoyable if you’re a first-timer! You can also see our guide: Anal Fun 101), trying a new position, trying a new toy, or maybe just a little fetish or bondage fun, have a nice and naughty time this spring!

Your Naughty Easter Gift Guide 

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work 

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

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Browse Our Items on Amazon - here.

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Your Naughty Easter Gift Guide

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Top: Elbow Grease Cool Cream Lubricant / Large Glass Bunny Tail Butt Plug / Woody Cock Ring

Bottom: Finger F*ck Dildo / Auto Erotica 3-in-1 Vibrating Dildo / 2″ Venzy Penis Extension

Easter is around the corner and why shouldn’t you partake in the springtime fun?

Of course, we don’t all get Easter baskets full of candy, but the you can always make a naughty adult version with some Masturgasm favorites from our Naughty Easter Gift Guide.

After all, you deserve a good time too, with a naughty little (or big) twist!

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work 

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

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Browse Our Items on Amazon - here.

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5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

 

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When it comes to pickup lines, most have a disdainful reaction to the mere mention of them, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve so you can use these “pickup lines” without getting caught and have them actually work effectively when you do the next time you’re hitting up someone special ;-)

  1. Genuine Compliment. Obviously, this one is kind of a no-brainer, but it should be said that a genuine compliment to someone goes a long way. I’m not talking mindless flattery, either so no “nice shirt” either. What I mean is ” you have a great smile” or something of that nature. You can compliment style, if you want, and most compliments should only be dealt after the conversation has begun. Don’t just go walking up to a random person saying “nice style” – it comes off as weird and creepy so no doing “the creep” LOL – unless that’s the vibe you’re going for :-P
  2. A Funny Joke. Jokes are a great way to break the ice, of course, and it should be something on-topic. For instance, if you’re at a sports bar and the person you’re looking to connect with happens to like the opposing team, you can always tease them about it a bit for some laughs. Obviously try to keep it lighthearted – you never know what kind of effect you could have if the joke is too personal (people and sports can get serious quick if you’re too offensive about it so be cute and coy as opposed to brash and rude).
  3. Take An Interest. If you see a person wearing a band shirt or some other pop culture reference that also interests you, this is a great way to strike up a conversation. For instance, I happen to be a huge fan of fantasy novels ( think LOTR, HP, GoT) and if I ever see anyone wearing anything that references these, I am quick to say “love your shirt – that’s a great (show,movie,band,etc.)!” Plus, people immediately warm up and feel like they can relate to you on a comfortable level.
  4. Ask A Question. On the other hand, if said person is wearing a shirt of a band, film, or show you don’t really know much about, you can always ask. This takes interest in that person and is a subtle way of getting someone to tell you more about their self and their interests and, of course, some cool new shows, etc.
  5. Smile, Eye Contact & Go! When you take any of the actions above, be sure to smile while speaking and listening, make eye contact occasionally so they know you’re listening and engaging with what they have to say. You might really find you both have a lot in common.

Good Luck! 

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

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Spring Into April with Free Shipping!

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With the arrival of Spring, Easter & Mother’s Day both on their way, and the general loveliness of the weather, we’re all in a pretty great mood at the moment so, for karma’s sake {and pleasure’s sake obv.}, we decided to share the good feels by offering free shipping all month long on orders of $150+!

This special is for Amazon orders ONLY.

It does not apply to Masturgasm - we will have other specials running there so go have a look, if you are curious and want some great deals ;-)

Have A Very Naughty Weekend!

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm - here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon - here.

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How to Get Laid this Easter!

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Of course, like any holiday, the most important thing is getting laid.

Okay, maybe not, but it should be a priority level 2, at least, right?

If it isn’t, it should be and I’m going to help you get there with a few fun, helpful tips for this Spring ;-)

  1. Get Sweaty. Whether you’re already getting some with our sex workout or you have a legit gym routine, you need to get some fitness! It’s not necessarily about being in crazy good shape as it is about health and stamina. If you want to get laid, you’ll want to be able to deliver a great romp in the sheets once it happens!
  2. Fuel Up! You’ll want to get your grub on, but in the right way. Fill up on healthy whole foods that will kick your libido and health up a few notches! Check out our list of the healthiest foods for sexual health to see which ones are best to enjoy!
  3. Hygiene First. Obviously, you want to get an annual checkup the make sure everything is running accordingly, but aside from general health, you want to have a nice daily routine for hygiene set in place that way any spontaneous romp sessions can go off without a hitch (or a panic on your part) if you find yourself in a not-too-pleasant state. I also recommend having a small kit of essentials in your car for emergencies ( cologne or perfume, deodorant, toothbrush, mouthwash, etc. ).
  4. Be Coy. How developed is your flirting technique? No, I’m kidding. Kind of. What I really mean is you’ll want to have your smooth talk be completely seamless so it goes well in normal conversation. Also, you’ll want to have a few lines up your sleeves, but only the ones that really work! Stay tuned on the blog tomorrow to see which pickup lines actually work ;-)
  5. Have Fun! At the end of it all, just have a good time! Don’t make it the end-all-be-all goal of the holiday, but take casual strides toward that end and I’m sure the results will surprise and arouse you!

Good Luck ;-P

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

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Browse Our Items on Amazon - here.

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The Perfect Sex Toy for Spring: Large Glass Bunny Tail Butt Plug


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If you’re looking for the perfect sex toy to enjoy this spring, then look no further than the Large Glass Bunny Tail Butt Plug!

Aside from it’s super stylish design and adorably fashionable bunny tail pouf, this is a great, simply designed tapered butt plug that is slightly larger in size so it’s perfect for intermediate and advance anal connoisseurs. If you know someone with a birthday coming up, this would be a great gift and even better if you can try it out together ;-)

You can check it out Masturgasm - Here.

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

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Happy April Fool’s Day!

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Happy April Fool’s Day!

Be sure to get someone you know really good with a trick!

If you can’t think of anything to mess with your friends on, here are a few fun ones I think are always classic to do:

  1. Post an ultrasound on facebook (even though you’re not pregnant)
  2. Put your status on facebook as “single” if you’re in a relationship or vice-versa.
  3. Tell everyone you’re moving to [insert random location here]
  4. Announce your visectemy operation to friends and family, or maybe just your S.O.
  5. Tell your S.O. your pregnant and it’s a [boy,girl,alien, etc.]!

Whatever you do, have fun with it. This is always a great day to play fun pranks on people, especially because so many people usually forget about it and don’t see it coming!

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm - here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon - here.

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24 Hours Left to Get the March Discount!

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There’s only 24 hours left to get this deal so get it while you can!

You’ll want to take advantage of our Naughty March Special before the deal ends and stock up on all your favorites as well as some new toys to try this spring and summer!

You can thank me later ;-)

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm - here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon - here.

xO

Product Spotlight: The Finger F*ck Dildo

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Our Finger F*ck Dildo is an absolute MUST for those who prefer a realistic experience!

Designed after the pleasing finger, it will simulate the very realistic erotic sensations of exactly that and more however you decide to enjoy it! Equipped with a handy suction cup, it will stay put through all fingering play, anal or vaginal, however you like for however long you desire!

You can purchase the Finger F*ck Dildo on Masturgasm.com.

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!

New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!

The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!

Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

Browse Our Items on Masturgasm - here.

Browse Our Items on Amazon - here.

xO