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5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2015

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The impending new year allows us a chance to reflect and rejuvenate, but also a chance to plan ahead for the new year and enjoy even better things to come! Here at Masturgasm, we hope to help you indulge in all the kink you can carry so here are a few resolutions we think will help achieve just that in 2015!

  1. Try Anal On For Size. Anal can be a seriously pleasurable asset to any intimate sex life, but it can be difficult to convince your partner to give it a go if they’ve never tried it before. If they need persuading, check out this post on how to convince them to try it out with you! Otherwise, if you just need a few tips and tricks, get the 411 on Anal here.
  2. Play A Role. Role playing is a great way to get to know your partner a little better and to explore all the different sides of your sexual selves. Whether you’re into yiff roleplay or maybe a little bondage, role playing is a great way to improve your intimate trust and sexual satisfaction in 2015.
  3. Get the Thickness You Deserve. Do you and your partner desire more thickness during intimacy? We have the PERFECT extension for you! Our beloved Thick Ur Dick Girth Expander helps give you the thickness in your penis that you deserve to please you and your partner.
  4. Menage-A-Trois, Anyone? Before you pass over this one, we’re not talking about a 3 person sex fest (unless you’re into that, then proceed ;-) ). We’re talking about our Fidelity Fantasy Threesome Toys!  They help facilitate the sensations of threesome, double penetration pleasure without involving a third person. So, you can your partner can enjoy double the pleasure and double the fun without the third wheel – awesome, right?
  5. Inflate Your…Ego ;-) Your ego won’t be the only thing inflated once we’re done with you! Our electric penis pumps  are perfect for getting a bigger dick, instantly during use, and enjoying intense pleasure all at once!

Here’s to the Naughtiest New Year in 2015 ;-)

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Happy New Year from Masturgasm!

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From all of us here at Masturgasm, we want to thank you so much for keeping up with us on this blog, being incredibly loyal and wonderful customers, and we wish you the best year yet in 2015!

Happy New Year from All of Us – Stay Naughty ;-P

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3 Ways to Amp Up the Kink In Your Relationship in 2015!

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You may find that the winter months have you feeling a bit blah in the bedroom and the colder weather can do that. Colder weather tends to sap your libido so it’s important to eat well, stay active, and experiment when things are getting dull. That’s why we came up with a few ideas to help you spice up the naughtiness in your relationship!

  1. Try Something New. Whether it’s anal, a little fetish or BDSM, a new sex position, or even just trying a naughty new sex toy, trying something new in the bedroom can be a breath of much-needed fresh air for your intimate life so don’t be afraid to get a little extreme if you feel the need! Yiff roleplay, medical fetish toys, or just sizing up your anal toys can make a big difference in your overall sexual satisfaction.
  2. Renew Enthusiasm For the Classics. If you’re opposed to trying anything new, maybe you just need a little more enthusiasm in your life! Get excited about pleasing your partner, even if the task seems unexciting. Working up some enthusiasm at bringing your partner to ecstasy could just mean the difference between a ho-hum sexual experience and a seriously satisfying erotic experience.
  3. Get Active Together. This might sound like strange advice, but it’s true: staying active together can increase your sex drives together, make your bond together even stronger, and even enjoy more passionate, enthusiastic intimacy.

Stay Naughty, My Friends ;-P

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5 Great Toys That Will Add Variety in Your Sex Life

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We know the classics, missionary, doggy style, cowgirl, the list goes on. How do we make old sex acts new again? Variety my friend. We must throw new elements into our fun old games, to make things new and exiting again. There are many different adult toys that you can throw into the mix to make you and your partner revisit the great era of sexual discovery. Here are 5 great adult toys that will help you and your partner switch things up.
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1. Plentiful Plugger Penis Extension – Want to add some extra meat in all the right places? The plugger extension is a large penis extension with a nice downward curve and a bit of veins on the shaft for a great textured ride. This extension also adds girth and length to your penis, making you a beast in the bedroom. We recommend this toy to couples who want a “bigger” experience in the bedroom. Try it out!
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2.Fidelity Anal Fantasy #1 – Ever wanted to be in 2 places at once?! Experience the pleasure of double penetration with this awesome anal toy that fits around the penis like a piece of sex armor! Turn your pecker into a lethal weapon, and make your partner drip with anticipation! If you arent satisfied with the size of the fidelity #1, try out our larger Fidelity Anal Fantasy #2.
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3. Big Daddy’s Cock Ring – Want to get harder and last longer? The big daddy cock ring is a great adjustable cock ring for those ready to venture into the world of cock rings. With an adjustable bead for easy release this ring will bring your orgasms to great heights! Affordable, and fun for you and your partner!
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4. Thick Ur Dick Girth Penis Expander – Thick ur dick is the ultimate girth expander, turn your tool into a fatty with this amazing toy! open ended so you can still be part of the action! Great for couples who want to widen their horizons. Try this or if you want a smooth experience try our Thick ur Slick Dick.
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5. Plug Ring Cock Ring Anal Plug Combo – If you are looking to step it up in the kinky department, our combo cock ring anal plugs are just the toy for you, Made to stimulate the anus, penis, and everything in between with its “perineum ridge” . This toy is the real deal when it comes to adding something new to your lovemaking sessions. Great to try alone, and great to experience with a partner!

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10 Naughty Things You + Your Lover Should Try In the Bedroom!

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Its getting cold out there, and we here at Masturgasm hope that you have someone you can

“warm up” with ;-P . Here are 10 naughty things that you can try in the bedroom!


1. Try a Little Roleplay. Sometimes its nice to have an all new experience and a fun way to do this is by pretending to be someone else! Role-playing is a Masturgasm favorite, come see our toys and see what your next sexual adventure will be!

2. Experiment With Anal Sex. Have you ever tried door # 2? If not, this is a mystery that you need to uncover now! Make sure to get lots of lube and take it slow if its your first time. Anal sex is an amazing experience, and every moment is meant to be savored and enjoyed. Check out our amazing line of anal toys.

3. Try Bondage! Bondage is a very cerebral experience, whether you are submissive or dominant, and a part of everyone craves a part of what bondage offers. We do bondage right at Masturgasm, and have lots of naughty toys that help you fully experience the pleasure that you can attain while being dominant or submissive.

4. Experience Double-Penetration. Only the kinkiest for you! Double penetration is an experience that will change your take on sex forever, and we at Masturgasm have some great toys to experience the feeling of being taken by two in our Threesome Toys.

5. Play Doctor… This will only hurt a little bit….. ;-) Playing doctor is a great way to start some serious play with your partner.  We have some awesome Steel Toys that can help you with your medical fancies!

6. Unleash Your Inner Animal – Ever wanted to woof woof while you bow wow wow? Animal play or furry roleplay is a favorite among our followers. Pretend to be a couple of frisky horses or do it doggy-style - For Real! We have many toys available for those who want to unleash their inner animal.

7. Try Urethral Stretching. Try out some new sensations with our new steel medical toys. If you dont know what Urethral stretching is, check out our Beginners Guide To Urethral Stretching.

8.  Play footsies (or fisties!) erotic style… Bring a 5th foot to the party and embark on a foot or fist fetish. Try out the killer but sexy Femme foot fatale, or the Duo Fist. These toys are only for the true sex warrior.

9. GO BIG! If you and your partner seek to tame a beast, look no further. We have some killer beastie toys for you to try out. So what do you think? Are you fierce enough for the beast? Can you tame moby dick? What about Mr. Ed?

10. Pump up your junk! – Get your tool rock hard with one of our electric Vacuum pumps.

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How to Get Your Partner to Try Anal Sex

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How To Get Your Partner To Try Anal Sex

Tis’ the season for anal pleasin’, so grab the lube, and start squeezin’! Anal sex can be a bit of a sensitive sex act that might start out with a little pain and ends in a TON of pleasure if done right. It can be a tough idea to lay upon your lover and some people just won’t do it so we came up with a few great tips on how to coax your lover into trying anal sex so you can both enjoy something intense, naughty and new!

  •  Take the “Open Mind” Route: Talk to your lover and suggest that they have an open mind and try new things, then when the mood strikes, suggest a little anal play!
  • Take Baby Steps: If your lover is unsure about how your member will fit “down under,” you can check our store for one of our smaller anal toys and try that to ease your way into it! Once you’re both ready for the real thing you can level up with your toy play or try a little skin-on-skin action ;-) .
  • Try a “Suprise Finger” : When you are getting down, try to slip in a finger, slowly…….who knows they might enjoy it and want to work towards the real thing!
  • Build It Up: Sometimes if you get your partner horny enough they will be more willing to try something a little more naughty so be sure to take your time with your lover, make them go wild, and then pop the question!
  • Prove That it Feels Good: If you look around, it’s not hard to find someone who is an advocate of anal sex so you can try to show your partner these things as proof that it is worth the small amount of pain as the ultimate reward is a lot of enjoyable pleasure.
  • Take One For the Team: A pretty good way to bargain is to put your own anus on the line. Your partner might be more inclined to try anal if you are willing to try it too!

Hopefully these tips work for you and your lover and maybe you two are already taking the “road less traveled.” We here at masturgasm always advise that you be safe, and if you are having anal sex for the first time, please take things at your own steady pace!

 

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5 Tips to Rev Up Your Sex Drive in 2015!

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5 Great Tips That Will Rev Up Your Sex Drive for 2015!

  1. Have Sex After Exercise: One of the best times to get “down n’ dirty” is right after you get hot and sweaty! Exercise alone or with your partner will help you get you in the right state of mind and mood to hit the sheets!
  2. Schedule a Sex Date: A great way to build up anticipation and excitement for sexy times is to schedule a sex date. You can build the excitement and anticipation up with some naughty talk or texting in the days leading up to the event, maybe even a glass of wine, and then enjoy turning the fantasy into a reality!
  3. Roleplay: Sometimes when things are stale in a relationship, it’s because we as humans are always craving something ( or someone ) new. The best way to experience this desire and maintain your fidelity in a relationship is to roleplay. You can be animals! Play Naughty Nurse or Dirty Doctor!
  4. Have A “Threesome”: Sometimes just one isn’t enough. Finding a way to experience a threesome without breaking your commitment to another person is important and we can help you make it happen! Our line of threesome toys allow you and your partner to experience a threesome without involving a third wheel! Browse our line of threesome toys!
  5. Try Anal Sex: Sometimes it can help to enjoy a little anal play, even if it seems taboo or intimidating at first. Anal sex can be both naughty and alluring at the same time and, if you can build the anticipation, it can turn into a mind blowing sexual revelation. If you are new to anal sex, we have a great deal of anal toys for beginners. If you are a more experienced anal player, we have medium and larger anal toys for you to indulge in as well!

Whatever you decide to try, enjoy yourself, have a good time and stay naughty, my friends ;-)

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3 Naughty Ways to Spend NYE 2014

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With Christmas fast approaching, NYE will follow quickly after and I thought it would be a good idea to share some fun ways you can have a seriously naughty time while you count down to midnight!

3 Naughty Ways to Spend NYE 2014

  1. Make A Naughty New Year’s Resolution. Whether you want to try new positions, be more open about communicating your desires with your partner, trying new sex toys, or maybe just taking time out to do the deed more frequently, write it down on your list! Craft a list of goals or a 15 in 2015 – 15 naughty things you want to try/do in 2015.
  2. Have A Sex Marathon. Well, okay, so not exactly. You can enjoy multiple sex-capades all night long, if you like, but a fun twist might be to try/do all your favorite positions or have fun with all your favorite toys! If you don’t have many toys, you can pick up a good variety of sex toys in our Masturgasm online shop.
  3. Enjoy A Naughty Night Out. Maybe staying in and enjoying your partner isn’t quite your style for NYE, but you can still enjoy a little naughtiness before the clock strikes 12! Drop in to visit a swingers club, stop by your favorite sex shop, or end the evening by doing a little online shopping for toys you can try in the new year!

Whatever you do, have a great time, be safe, and savor the final days of 2014 ;-P

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Merry Christmas from Masturgasm!

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