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Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

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If you haven’t gotten your money’s worth on this deal yet, then you’ll want to do it this weekend!

When you spend $150 or more anytime this month (AND Next Month!) you’ll get 15% off your ENTIRE order on Masturgasm.com!

So what are you waiting for? ;-)

Hope you’re having a naughty weekend!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm - here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon - here.

xO

How to Have A Seriously Naughty Summer!

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TGIFF Again!

(Thank God It’s F**king Friday)

Summer heat wave has been hitting us hard all week long so I’m more than ready to cool off and heat things up this weekend, if you know what I mean!

If you, like me, want to make the most of your summer, then check out

the tips below that will help you do just that ;-)

Have A Look At Our Summer Sales!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm - here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon - here.

xO

Take Advantage Of Our Amazon Deal Before It’s Gone!

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Have You Shopped Our Amazon Deal Yet?

There’s only a few days left to get the deal so definitely stock up on the latest sex toys on your wish list and get an awesome discount!

Get Amazon’s special discount for the rest of July (ends July 31,2014) where any order of $200 or more will get 10% off!

Happy {Naughty} Shopping!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm - here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon - here.

xO

Stay Cool this Weekend with these Tips!

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The heat is definitely turned up this week if you’re on the west coast. If not, I guess these tips really don’t apply as I heard you’re being hit with a storm (sorry). Anyhow, if you’re anywhere that needs some cooling down, here are some solid tips to keep you cool all weekend long!

  • Misters - You can, in fact, install misters in your home, but it’s probably better if you don’t get all your belongings wet. Instead, you could install them outside or carry around a spray bottle or face mist for cooling off wherever you are and it’s a whole lot more budget friendly than installing full-on misters!
  • Stay Hydrated  - With heat like this, you definitely want to stay hydrated and drink lots of water, but if you want to indulge in a cocktail (or 3) by the pool, who are we to say no? If you do, get inspiration from this post on naughty cocktails!
  • Cooling Lube - Summer sex is usually sweaty and unpleasant, but it really doesn’t have to be with these tips! Couple that with some awesome cooling lubricant and doing the dirty will feel absolutely heavenly no matter what the weather is like!

Get more tips on how to stay cool while doing the deed this summer - here.

 Shop the Endless Summer Deals!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm - here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon - here.

xO

Get Awesome Discounts All Weekend Long!

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TGIFF!

Today I’m bringing you 2 awesome sales – one for Masturgasm.com and one for our Amazon store – both with great discounts however you decide to shop this weekend!

Masturgasm Special

Masturgasm is having our Endless Summer Sale through August 31, 2014!

All orders of $150 or more get 15% off!

Amazon Store Special

Amazon is having a special discount for the rest of July (ends July 31,2014) where any order of $200 or more will get 10% off!

Happy {Naughty} Shopping!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm - here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon - here.

xO

Naughty Ways to Enjoy Intimacy + Stay Cool!

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With the hotter months, it’s easy to let your libido fall by the wayside. Intimacy loses all it’s romance when it’s so hot out that you sweat within seconds of stepping outside, but don’t lose hope just yet! Here are some fun solutions that will keep you cool while you get hot! ;-)

  •  In the Pool, Lake or Beach. This one is easy! If you want to enjoy some naughty fun without overheating, the best place to do it in the summertime is the pool, beach or lake. You’ll stay cool and enjoy a naughty change of scenery!
  • In the Bath or Shower. This is a great simple option for those of you who want a quick fix and that’s enjoying some intimacy in the bath or shower. Arguably a lot more cleanly and private than the public options, but still with their own fun flavor and variety to add to your erotic experiences.
  • Turn Up the A/C! The obvious option is to simply enjoy you intimate moments with the A/C turned up so that you don’t experience the discomfort and/or dehydration that comes with the extreme heat of summer.

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm - here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon - here.

xO

Get Your FREE Gift All Weekend on Masturgasm!

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Happy {Naughty} Saturday! 

I just wanted to share a deal with you that’s happening exclusively on Masturgasm this weekend!

Spend $100 or more on any order and you’ll get a FREE Basic Slimline Vibe with your order.

Please note that the vibe sent to you will be whatever color we have on hand and depends on availability as we have a limited quantity. You cannot request a specific color – we will send them at random for all orders totaling $100 or more before tax and shipping costs!

Get your Free Gift while you can ;-)

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm - here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon - here.

xO

Product Spotlight: 2″ Veinzy Penis Extension

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The 2″ Veinzy Penis Extension is one of our most popular items with good reason!

Adding an extra 2 inches to wearer, the shaft of this extension is texturized for added stimulation and the extension sling has a dual function as a cock ring, offering the wearer a seriously intense orgasm and allows them to stay hard for longer and enjoy the sensations of this incredible toy!

 Learn more and purchase this extension - here.

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm - here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon - here.

xO

Beat the Heat with this Cooling Lubricant!

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When it comes to lubricants, not all are created equal.

And when it comes to the horrible heat of summer, cooling lubricants are the ultimate in keeping your erotic experiences cool, calm and collected.

Enriched with menthol for a delightful cooling sensation during use, the Elbow Grease Cool Cream Lubricant is the best choice to quell the summer heat and enjoy pleasure with total abandon!

Learn more about this awesome lubricant - here.

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm - here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon - here.

xO

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

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With summer in full force, there’s so much time for naughty recreational activities and these tips are perfect for helping you make the most of long summer days!

  1. Stay Cool. This means staying indoors with the air on or taking things outside to the pool or beach. Whatever naughty fun you have, make sure it’s in a comfortable environment. When it’s 105 out and you’re in a house with no A/C, it kind of kills your sex drive so make sure you stay cool!
  2. Stay Hydrated. This means drinking lots of water, eating hydrating fruits and vegetables, and watching your alcohol intake. Alcohol is awesome to have in the summer, but it also dehydrates you so just be sure to keep your water intake up, especially if you plan on being outdoors and in direct sunlight.
  3. Go On An Adventure! Whatever you do this summer, try something new! Take a fun road trip, go on vacation, try a new sex toy or sex position, or simply discover a new local restaurant. It’s inspiring (and a huge turn on!) to experience new things this time of year with your partner and/or friends.

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm - here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon - here.

xO