Monthly Archives: May 2014
Naughty Summer Essentials
Summer is fast approaching so I thought there’s no better time to share some fun (and naughty) essentials which can enrich your summer and make this season the most memorable yet!
First up is the 3 Extra Inches Penis Extension (shown here in Emerald Green). This is one of our most popular items and with good reason! Couples love it because it gives added length and texture to any sexual experience while also functioning as the perfect cock sling/ring and intensifying orgasms!
Sex Grease Lubricant is a fantastic water based lubricant that’s enriched with vitamins and herbs for an intense, but gentle erotic experience. Perfect for those with sensitive skin or who want a unique lubricant, this one is pH balanced, colorless, odorless, non-staining and may be used with or without condoms safely.
The Wolfman Dildo with suction is perfect for anyone looking to get in touch with their primal instincts! Designed after a real wolf member, this one is perfect for yiff role play and naughty fantasy fun!
The Fidelity G-Spot Fantasy is perfect for couples who want to simulate a threesome sexual experience without involving a third person. Designed specifically for double penetration, this completely original toy has a stimulator for clitoral enjoyment and functions as a cock sling/ring to ensure a very intensely erotic experience!
Last, but not least, this simple Purple Slimline Vibe is a classic. It’s vibrations can be controlled by turning the base clockwise or counter-clockwise to increase or decrease the intensity, the shape is perfectly smooth and enjoyable for new and experienced toy users, and the size is modest, but classic for anyone!
4 Naughty Cocktails to Keep You Cool All Weekend!
How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection
3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work
How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
2 DAYS LEFT – Get 10% Off While You Can!
There’s only 2 DAYS LEFT to get 10% off on your entire order when you spend $100+ in our Amazon store so get the deal while you can!
4 Naughty Cocktails to Keep You Cool All Weekend!
How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection
3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work
How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
Happy Memorial Day from Masturgasm!
Happy Memorial Day from all of us here at Masturgasm!
Have a naughty BBQ today, spend time with those who have served our country, or pay your respects to those we’ve lost.
4 Naughty Cocktails to Keep You Cool All Weekend!
How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection
3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work
How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
Get 10% Off for Memorial Day Weekend!
Our naughty deal for May is still going on right through Memorial Day weekend so pick up some delightful new kinky toys to play with at a great discount when you spend $100+ on our Amazon store (ONLY).
Have A Great Weekend!
4 Naughty Cocktails to Keep You Cool All Weekend!
How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection
3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work
How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!
This weekend is as great a time as any to let you freak flag fly what with all the Memorial Day sales going on, that is. Couple that with the fact that we carry some of the naughtiest yiff toys around and you’ve got yourself some deliciously kinky deals so I thought I’d share some of my top picks for erotic furry fun.
First up is the Bad Kitty Butt Plug. Not necessarily a yiff toy, but still a fun furry design and the plug is MASSIVE so it’s tons of fun for anal players and offers great texture and stimulation during use!
The Wolfman Dildo and it’s counterpart Wolfman Extension are both furry favorites as they’re both designed after real wolf parts and offer fun for solo erotic play AND kinky wolf roleplay, as desired.
Our Clifford the Dog Penis Dong is stylistic, but still designed after the real thing and offers fun for those who want to indulge in a little man’s best friend fantasy!
Last, but not least is another furry favorite – our Mr. Ed Horse Dildo – is an anatomically correct horse penis toy made for kinky horse play, if you know what I mean! The shape and size are especially stimulating and make for great roleplay.
Enjoy the Furry Fun 😉
4 Naughty Cocktails to Keep You Cool All Weekend!
How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection
3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work
How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
Take Advantage of Our May Special This Weekend!
Enjoy the deal while you can – it’s automatic on Amazon when you spend $100 or more on any order!
Happy Naughty Shopping 😉
How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection
3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work
How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
Naughty Ideas for Spring and Summer!
Spring and summer are the perfect time to try some new toys out, have a little kinky fun with new positions and naughty ideas, and maybe even give your sex toy collections a refresh. Here are some of the tops ideas we came up with for you to try this spring and summer time!
How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection
3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work
How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!
4 Reasons to Give and Get Weekly Erotic Massages
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
Have A Naughty Weekend 😉
xO
3 Naughty Sex Toys to Try this Summer
Summer is nearly here and we want this year to be your most adventurous and spontaneous yet!
We’ve put together a few fun toys that we think everyone should give a try out this season so here we go 😉
First up is the Original Thick Ur Dick Girth Expander is one of our most popular items among couples and with good reason! It gives the desired added girth, functions as a penis extension AND cock ring, gives added sensations to both the wearer and their partner, and makes orgasms a much more intense experience. What more could we ask for?
Next is the uniquely designed Sun Man Dildo. Coming in at decent 7.5 inches, the entire shaft has a unique Mayan influenced design which serves as added stimulation during use. Couple that with a functional suction cup and you’re good to go for a very erotic experience!
Last but not least is the Wolfman Dildo. Another popular item, this dildo is modeled after the real thing (a wolf member) and comes with a handy suction so you can enjoy your animal roleplay fun without any interruptions!
Wishing you all a very Naughty summer ☼
Naughty Mother’s Day Gift Guide
3 Sex Toys Even Your Mother Would Love
How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection
Get Free Shipping All Weekend Long!
3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work
How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
Get 10% Off ALL Month Long With This Deal!
Even though Mother’s Day has come and gone, this deal is here to stay until the end of May!
(unintentional rhyming again, I swear)
Enjoy the deal while you can – it’s automatic on Amazon when you spend $100 or more on any order!
Happy Naughty Shopping 😉
Naughty Mother’s Day Gift Guide
3 Sex Toys Even Your Mother Would Love
How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection
Get Free Shipping All Weekend Long!
3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work
How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
3 Kinky Ideas for Spring
Since it’s finally spring and we’re nearing to summer, I thought it would be fun to come up with some naughty ideas to try this season as it’s getting warmer out and some kinky ideas are always more fun outdoors, amirite?
- Have An Outdoor “Picnic.” This involves taking lunch outside, possibly dessert only for kink purposes, and having a steamy romp outside on a nice cool summer day. Obviously, you’ll want it to be somewhere private (perhaps your backyard or whilst camping?), but this has tons of potential for naughty summer fun!
- Have A Little Water Fun! Whether it’s a steamy shower, a nighttime skinny dip, or a heated jacuzzi romp, this has so much promise! Water makes everything better when it comes to naughtiness, though keep in mind that you want to have water on hand if you plan to be in the jacuzzi for awhile as it can cause dehydration and lubricant as heat and water both dry up your natural lubrication much faster than cold water.
- Nighttime Outdoor Sex. Again, try to find somewhere discreet and private (unless you’re into the public fantasy I suppose!), but this time it’s at night. Cool night air that feels good in a wooded area and you’ll be a nymph-o for sure 😉
Have A VERY Naughty Weekend!
Naughty Mother’s Day Gift Guide
3 Sex Toys Even Your Mother Would Love
How to Spring Clean Your Sex Toy Collection
Get Free Shipping All Weekend Long!
3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
5 Pick Up Lines That Actually Work
How to Amp Up Your Spring Fever (Libido)!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
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