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Monthly Archives: August 2014

LAST CHANCE – Sales End Monday!

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You can still get 20% off on select yiff animal toys until Monday at midnight in our Amazon store.

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On Masturgasm.com, you can get 15% off your ENTIRE order when you spend $150 or more!

Shop while you can and enjoy the awesome discounts 😉

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

Get 20% Off ALL Labor Day Weekend!

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TGIFF!

It’s finally Labor Day weekend and you know what that means!

That’s right! SALES!

You can get 20% off a selection of our most popular yiff toys ALL WEEKEND LONG and through to midnight on Monday (Labor Day).

Enjoy your holiday and get some great deals!

Have a VERY naughty Labor Day weekend 😉

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

3 Naughty Ways to Spend Labor Day Weekend

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There are so many ways to enjoy this Labor Day weekend, but if you’re looking for something especially naughty to do, then we have a few tips to help you do just that!

  1. Have A Party. What better way to commemorate this awesome holiday than by throwing your very own naughty soirée?
  2. Try New Things. New and exciting things keep everything fresh and inspired and there’s no better way to end summer and start autumn than that!
  3. Give Gifts. Sure, it’s nobody’s birthday (that we know of), but why should that stop you from treating those near and dear with a little naughty cheer?

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

Get 20% Off Animal Yiff Toys through Labor Day Weekend!

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I’m really excited to share this awesome deal we’ve got going for our Amazon store today!

From now until midnight September 1st, you can get a whopping 20% Off on a select number of our yiff favorites when you purchase 4 or more!

We’ve included our beloved Wolfman Dildo and Extension, the Clifford Dong, Mr. Ed, Moby’s Dick, the Trojan Horse, and a few others which you can all snag at some great discounts when you order 4 or more so get to shopping – this deal ends soon!

Happy Shopping 😉

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

Get Discounts All Weekend Long At Masturgasm!

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Happy Naughty Friday!

Just a few quick reminders to keep you going through the weekend!

1. Take advantage of our 15% off deal – there’s only 1 week left on this special so get it while you can!

2. Masturgasm.com now offers International shipping so all of you lovely Masturgasm fans across the pond and beyond can now shop with us directly and get awesome specials and discounts that we offer! Happy shopping 😉

3. It’s almost the end of summer! Take advantage of these naughty summer sex tips and live those last long days to the fullest!

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

Naughty Ideas for Your Last Hoorah Summer Days!

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Summer is quickly coming to a close, but it’s not too late to enjoy some last minute naughtiness!

Here are some ideas to make sure you get the most out of these long summer days (and nights):

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

3 Sex Toys to Try Before Summer Ends!

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Jungle Joy Dildo / The Matador Vibe / Prostidude Dong

Have A Naughty Weekend!

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

NEW: Super Clifford Dong!

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I’m excited to announce a brand new toy we’ve added to our line of yiff toys!

An upgrade from the original Clifford Dong, the Super Clifford is a super sized dog penis animal dildo, complete with a suction cup for uninterrupted fun.

Learn more about the Super Clifford.

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

Host A Naughty End of Summer Party!

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Halloween will making it’s way back around very soon here, but until then, you can still apply these fun naughty party tips to an end of summer bash! Whether it’s an intimate bash for two or a bigger party, it’s sure to be a total blast! Here are some other fun tips to make your end of summer party even better:

  1. Include Water. It’s obviously quite hot at the moment so you’ll want to include water in some capacity. Whether that means including the shower, bath or a small pool as part of your party, you’ll definitely want to include it so everyone can stay cool! Not only that, but water just makes everything a lot more sensual and erotic.
  2. Lots of Drinks + Treats. Keep a good amount of water, whether in a large pitcher or water bottles in an ice chest, around to help people stay hydrated. People passing out the party won’t be any fun! Also, stock up on naughty treats like dark chocolate, whipped cream, fruits, and even aphrodisiacs.
  3. Experiment with Toys, Textures, and Different Lighting. Trying out new toys together is always a great way to spend any party! In whatever capacity, that’s up to you and your guests, but it adds an entirely new element to everything. If you want different rooms for different activities, you can decorate them simply with different textures. All cotton pillows and sheets for one room, all silk for the next, etc. Various levels of ambient lighting establishes the mood for any room and can help steer the mood of  the party in a good direction!

Have A Naughty End of Summer!

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO

3 Ways to Guarantee A Naughty Summer

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Summer is on it’s home stretch, with barely a month left to enjoy the long and steamy summer days. Since we want to ensure you enjoy the season to it’s absolute fullest potential, we’ve come up with some surefire ways to guarantee your summer is super naughty and memorable!

  1. Try New Things. This could mean anything from new sex toys to fun new sex positions! Whatever trying new things means to you, summer is a great time to finally do it!
  2. Keep Cool + Heat Things Up. Obviously, this summer has been a scorcher so you want to make sure you keep as cool as possible without letting your sex life suffer. That being said, you’ll need these summer sex tips to ensure you keep cool AND enjoy some erotic fun.
  3. Indulge Your Sense of Adventure. Discover new places, positions, toys, and bond with your partner(s) on a new level of eroticism. You can take it as far or as easy as you like. It’s up to you and the sky is the limit!

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

Naughty Summer Essentials 

Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!

Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!

Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO