How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!
With the new year, everyone wants to get in shape for upcoming summer and, personally, I’d like to make that as painless and seamless as possible. For this reason, I thought it would be brilliant to give you guys some fun tips on how you could burn calories while doing the deed that way you can maximize your calorie burn (if you have a separate workout routine) or otherwise use the tips to formulate a sexy workout plan all your own.
- Kissing Counts ♥ Depending on how intensely you’re kissing, you could burn anywhere from 90-120 calories an hour! Kissing can add onto the overall calorie burn of sex, make it more intense, and allow you and your partner(s) to experience more pleasurable and intense orgasms.
- Have Enthusiasm! Of course, most people having sex are enthusiastic, but if you feel tired, that extra calorie burn might encourage you to put your full effort forward!
- More Foreplay Fun. Some people skip out on foreplay and want to get to the main event rather than spending time pleasuring one another, but I implore you all to see reason and, if not reason, then see the benefits of endurance training! And, it’s always important to think of pleasuring your partner(s), if not for calorie burn, then to bring them enjoyment and orgasmic fulfillment.
- Try New Positions. New positions, namely the more awkward and difficult ones, burn the most calories. Up against the wall, the wheelbarrow, and others which force you to keep yourself upright strengthen the core, tone arms and legs, and of course, feel great too! For exactly how many calories you’re burning and which burn the most calories, check here and here.
- Be Consistent. Like any workout, for it to have an effect on your body and weight loss goals overall, you need to do it often! Now you don’t need an excuse to get down 😉
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3 Erotic Date Ideas for Valentine’s Day!
With Valentine’s Day around the corner, I thought it would be fun to come up with some naughty date ideas that would not only be a blast, but also will cost you very little or nothing depending on how you execute it.
3 Fun & Erotic Date Ideas for Valentine’s Day:
- Anal After-Party! Enjoy a nice quiet dinner at home and then experiment a bit with some fun anal toys! Whether you’re a beginner or more advanced, we have a large selection to choose from for every level of fun. Add some music, the right lubricants, create your own bedroom sex paradise, and even add in some bondage accents for more erotic play!
- Get Buck Wild! Try out some of our fun animal dildos and get your yiff on! The best part about this is that yiff play has so much versatility – you can explore your inner wolf, dog, horse, or even whale and get in touch with your erotic inner animal. You can even pair it with a fun furry costume to complete the experience.
- Penis Extension Marathon! We have one of the most unique and varied selections of penis extensions around. They are a great way to achieve longer lasting erections and experience a more intense orgasm between partners. Because our extensions have a wide range of textures and stylized shapes, the erotic sensations are endless!
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6 Naughty Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas!
1. Wolfman Canine Dildo with Suction 2. Rumpa Bump Bump Penis Extension 3. Butt Heart Plug
4. Auto Erotica 3-in-1 Vibrator 5. Woody Cock Ring 6. 8.5″ Frenchy Super Cock Dildo
Any of these would make a wonderful gift for yourself or someone special this Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re into yiff, anal, or something a bit more conventional, we have plenty of options to choose from in festive colors for this fun occasion ♥
The Wolfman Canine Dildo with Suction is perfect for yiff lovers with it’s stylized wolf design while both the Rumpa Bump Bump Penis Extension and the Butt Heart Plug offer differing unique ways to enjoy anal play. The Woody Cock Ring is a great choice for couples to enjoy more intense erections and orgasmic experiences while Auto Erotica 3-in-1 Vibrator and 8.5″ Frenchy Super Cock Dildo are both fantastic choices for those riding solo which, let’s be honest, is just as fun if not more fun 😉
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Quick Tips to Make Your Naughty Weekend Even Naughtier!
TGIFF!
This week has been super busy with new and exciting things in the mix, including a new hilarious series we’ll be implementing onto the blog once we tie down some of the details (if you know what I mean ;-)), and I am utterly spent!
I hope you’re all gearing up for a fantastic weekend filled with tons of naughty notions and plenty of perversions 😛
To Make It That Much Better, Here Are Some Fun & Naughty Posts
to Keep You Going Through Sunday:
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♥ xO
Kinky Ways to Spend Valentine’s Day!
I know it’s only January, but I thought I’d give you all some food for thought since it’s nearly February and you should be preparing for an awesome (& naughty!) Valentine’s Day whether you’re single, in a relationship or, like me – swinging around the playing field like a bat out of hell ;-P
Kinky Ways to Spend Valentine’s Day ♥
- If you’re single: There’s no shame in being single and ready to mingle and there’s a number of ways to spend this hallmark holiday! First, you could go speed dating and have a blast! Second, you could go to a bar that’s having a themed cocktail night and meet singles for some naughty fun. If you’re up for a naughty night in, check out our line of naughty toys for a little self-lovin’.
- If you’re in a relationship: If you’re happily strapped down ;-), you can get your kink on at home or out on the town. Either enjoy a naughty night out to dinner or a movie and rock some vibrating panties for a little fun! Then, rush home for a heated romp 😉 If you prefer to stay in, trying out some new toys is always a great idea. Especially with our popular fidelity threesome toys, you’re guaranteed an intensely satisfying night!
- If you’re swinging: If you’re swinging like many of us are, you absolutely have to hit up your local swingers club or perhaps even a fun themed party for a little (or a lotta!) naughtiness! There’s always excitement in both and you have the opportunity to meet new people, enjoy pleasure and indulge fully.
- If you’re ready to kink things up a notch: If you’re really ready to kink things up in your relationship or for yourself, there’s nothing kinkier than trying out some new toys! From naughty fetish toys to penis extensions, or threesome toys to fun anal toys, cock rings or animal dildos, we have something for everyone!
- If you’re bringing things down low: If you want something a little more low key, you can always spice things up modestly with an erotic massage, naughty spanking or try some new sex positions!
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New and Naughty Things to Try in 2014!
The best part about a new year is trying and experiencing new things!
We here at Masturgasm think this is a fantastic way to broaden your horizons so we’ve come up with our own list of new things to try in 2014 with a naughty spin 😉
NEW & NAUGHTY THINGS TO TRY IN 2014
- Extensions! Our line of penis extensions is likely the most varied you’ll see anywhere and with good reason! The TSX extensions are all manufactured here in the USA to the highest standards by an artistic sculptor. Aside from their awesome track record, these extensions come in all shapes and sizes to give you more length, girth, stimulation, and lots of unique sensations! The wearer stays harder for longer and experiences a more intense orgasm while stimulating their partner. These are a MUST for 2014!
- Animal Play 😛 What could be more fun than letting your inner animal out? Our line of animal dildos, dongs and extensions is certainly imaginative and stylized, but some are even anatomically correct and many are modeled after the real thing for the ultimate yiff experience!
- Threesome Toys. Threesomes are a ton of fun, but for those of you who aren’t into adding a third wheel, our threesome toys are the perfect solution. Not only do they allow for double penetration fun, but they also allow for more varied sensations between partners as there are 3 different toys – a gspot threesome toy, a small anal plug threesome toy, and a medium anal plug threesome toy. You can also get them all 3 in a kit for a discounted price – HERE!
- Realism. Realistic toys can be a ton of fun for those who have never tried them, especially our select dildos in fauxskin! The fauxskin material is velvety soft and feels softer than actual skin so the experience is absolutely amazing! Intense, smooth and orgasmic, these fauxskin dildos promise an erotic rush that may just be better than the real thing!
- Anal Play :O Anal is a totally different and more visceral erotic experience than conventional intercourse and it’s something that really can’t be explained; it must be experienced. We have so many anal play toys to try and, if you’re a beginner, you’ll want to start with our amazing Analicous plug which is small enough to enjoy without much discomfort and then you can move your way up to bigger toys over time.
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5 Reasons to Try Our Popular Penis Extensions!
As if you need a reason to take that very minor risk of trying our ultra popular penis extensions, but I thought, hey, for fun, why not?
So, without rambling on for long, here are 5 reasons you should try them, if you haven’t already, and if by some reason you don’t yet want to try them (which, let’s be honest, is absurd).
- They’re tons of fun!
- They provide added stimulation to both the wearer and their partner.
- Different textures on the penis extensions allow each experience with them to be varied and new!
- Our penis extensions allow the wearer to stay harder for longer and experience a more intense orgasm.
- They provide fun, non-surgical ways to get more length, girth and stylized texture in your erotic experience at any time ♥
So, there are your reasons (as if you needed any!) and I hope that, if you by some bizarre chance haven’t tried them yet, you’ll give them a go because you are definitely missing out!
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Have a Very Naughty Weekend 😉
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Re-Vamp Your Sex Life With These Weekend Sex Tips!
Happy Saturday!
Hope you’re all enjoying your naughty-filled weekend full of romps under the covers.
I mean, how else should you spend the arctic freeze than by staying warm, amirite?
With that, things might be feeling a little stale, so here are some fun tips to help keep things exciting in the bedroom & keep the romance in your life alive and well!
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Happy {F**king on} Valentine’s Day 😉
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How to Keep Your Sex Life Fresh and Frisky in 2014
Keeping your sex life heated and hot can take a bit of effort, but it’s absolutely possible and a must for making 2014 your most intimate and sexy yet! Of course, there are some tips that can help keep that fire burning throughout the year and here are mine ♥
- Keep An Open Mind.
- Try New Things Often.
- Laugh About It.
- Try Tantric.
- Sleep Well.
- Eat Well.
- Take Charge… Or Submit 😉
- Experiment With New Sex Toys.
- Try A Fetish.
- Go to A Fetish Club and/or Swingers Party.
Wishing You Lots of Luck & Lots of Pleasure in 2014.
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