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Monthly Archives: March 2013

Have A Very Naughty Easter + Easter Deals!


From Everyone At Masturgasm, We Wish You A Happy {Hopefully Naughty!} Easter!

Check Out Our Awesome Easter Deals Going On Right Now!

Get A FREE Rabbit Vibrator on Masturgasm

5% Off All Penis Extensions

Sign Up As A Member & Get 10% Off Instantly!

Shop All Sex Toys on Masturgasm – here.

Shop All Sex Toys on Amazon – here.

xO ♥

TGIF! Easter Humor + Pervy Post Roundup for Your Easter Weekend!

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Here’s to wishing you all a Happy Easter Weekend with lots of Naughty fun, of course!

Here’s Some Easter Humor to Get You Through the Day!

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[From via Pinterest]

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[Easter Humor via Pinterest]

Funny Pork Be inspired Ecard: Easter is my favorite ham-related holiday.

Easter Humor –]

…And Here Are Some Helpful Pervy Posts To Take You Into the Weekend!

xO ♥


Get A FREE Rabbit Vibrator Only On Masturgasm!



In honor of the Easter holiday, we here at Masturgasm have decided to offer up a FREE Gift with Purchase when you spend $75 or more on any item(s)!

Most appropriately, we’re offering this cute rabbit vibrator so you’ll have everything you need this Spring when you, you know get feverish ;-)

Now Hop To It!



[it’s a naughty bunny!]

This offer expires April 15, 2013.

Shop the Deal on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Deal on Amazon – here.


5% Off ALL Penis Extensions on Masturgasm!

5OffExtensions_Masturgasm.com_Mar2013For a limited time, get 5% Off ANY of our famed penis extensions!

Have a Sexy Saturday!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

xO ♥

Spring Into Action With These Cock Rings!

[Big Daddy’s Cock Ring]

With Spring Fever well on it’s way [ if it hasn’t already hit you! ], soon we’ll all be feeling the heat!

After a long winter of non-action or maybe just less action than usual, you may need a bit of a pick me up to get going again and these cock rings are just the thing!

Here Are A Few of Our Favorites!


[Paramour Cock Ring]



[Tribal Polished Seamless Stainless Steel Cock Ring]



[Double Magnum Polished Stainless Steel Cock Ring]



[Steampunk Cock Sling Cock Ring]

Shop All Cock Rings on Masturgasm – here.

Shop All Cock Rings on Amazon – here.

xO ♥


Get Naughty This Weekend With These Tips!

Having great sex doesn’t always seem easy, but you can turn boring, dull sex into heart-pounding, mind blowing sex with super simple tips from the sex experts here at Masturgasm!

Shop Our Sex Toys on Masturgasm – here.

Shop Our Sex Toys on Amazon – here.

xO ♥


Product Spotlight: Bad Kitty Large Dong

Bad Kitty Dong -

This massive Bad Kitty Dong is designed to resemble a very large kitty cats paw (claws and all!) , only loads more fun and naughty!

It’s huge and thick shaft is specially textured throughout and allows for completely unique sensations during use and an overall mind-blowing sexual experience for those hardcore sex toy connoisseurs!

Though definitely not for beginners, this huge sex toy will fulfill the deep and sensual needs of more advanced players.

Measuring in at 9.25 inches in length overall and 6.75 inches insertable length, this is one naughty kitty!

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

Shop All Items on Masturgasm – here.

Check it out on Amazon – here.

Shop All Items on Amazon – here.

xO ♥

Only 3 Days Left to Shop Our St Patrick’s Day Special!


It’s Not Too Late For You To Get Lucky In March!

Here Are the Deals You Can Get From March 1st – March 17th, 2013!

  • Spend $30 or More & Get 5% Off! ( Use CLAIM CODE – ” FNLAU6GI” To Get the Deal! )
  • Spend $50 or More & Get 10% Off! ( Use CLAIM CODE – ” SATW5TTW” To Get the Deal! )
  • Spend $100 or More & Get 15% Off! ( Use CLAIM CODE – ” X9FHWHYC” To Get the Deal! )

Shop the Deals on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Deals on Amazon – here.

Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate ♣



Happy Steak & BJ Day! { FLASH DEAL: FREE Shipping! }


Happy Steak & BJ Day!

If you’re unfamiliar, Steak & BJ Day is a holiday celebrated a month after V-Day as a way to celebrate men (V-Day is for women).

On this momentous of days, men everywhere are getting – you said it – Steak AND blowjobs.

Sounds like the perfect day to me!

In honor of this most awesome of holidays, we at Masturgasm thought it only appropriate to celebrate with a Flash Deal!

So, from now until tomorrow at midnight, all orders of $30+ Get FREE Shipping!

To learn more about this awesome holiday, check out Urban Dictionary.

Have A Very Naughty { Steak & BJ Filled } Day!

Get Free Shipping on Masturgasm – here.

Get Free Shipping on Amazon – here.


FREE Gift With Purchase Offer On Masturgasm!


That’s Right – ALL Orders of $50 or More Will Enjoy a FREE Gift!

Our 7 Piece Couples Sex Toy Kit is Valued at nearly $42 & It’s All Yours When You Spend $50 or More with Us on Masturgasm!

Shop All Items on Masturgasm – here.

Also, Check out Our St. Patrick’s Day Specials – here.


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