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Monthly Archives: September 2013

Shop Now – NEW Two-Toned Artisan Crystal Stylized Versions Of Popular Items!

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For the holiday season, we’ve decided to come out with this exclusive two-tone style in a select number of colors for some of our more popular items and we’re calling the line “Artisan Crystal” because the effect looks a bit like real crystal and the process of making the toys this way is very artisanal and skillful to do. I rather love the overall effect, don’t you? : )

Anyhow, for a limited time, these will be on offer and you can get great deals on these for the rest of the month!

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Try These 6 Animal Sex Toys for Delicious Yiff-Filled Fun This Halloween!

Halloween for adults can feel rather glum, but if you want to get creative and add some adult naughtiness to this awesome holiday, I highly recommend roleplay, especially yiff! If you’re unfamiliar with yiff, check here, but basically it’s the act of role playing to be a particular animal. And lucky for you, we have just the toys to assist in making your experience erotically primal and visceral so be sure to pick up some of these for some yiffing good fun this Halloween!

[The Clifford Dog Dong]
[The Wolfman Extension Animal Canine Dildo]
[Mr. Ed; Anatomically Correct Horse Member Animal Dildo]
[The Wolfman – Suction Animal Canine Dildo]
[18.5 Inch Trojan Horse Huge Dildo – With Hardener]
[Mr. Ed Pony Extension]

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New Penis and Anal Butt Plug Extensions Now Available!

Check Out Our NEW American Futball Plug!

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3 Quick Tips for Naughty Halloween Fun!

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Happy Friday!

Fall has officially begun and with that comes the ever-nearing Halloween!

To get you in the spirit of things, the naughty way (you know how we do it!), I’ve put together a round up of some helpful posts to get you thinking spooky, naughty fun.

Check Out These Tips & Get Going :

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New Penis and Anal Butt Plug Extensions Now Available!

Check Out Our NEW American Futball Plug!

Check Out Our New 100% Low Ammonia Latex Sex Toys!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

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♥ xO

Naughty Post Round-Up: Friday the 13th, Sex Phobias, Sexy Weekend Sales & More

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Happy Friday the 13th!

I don’t know why, but I pretty much love it every time we have a “Friday the 13th” come around. I guess you could say it’s my lucky day! Good things just seem to happen to me so cross your fingers that I get laid this weekend (it’s been a LONG week okay!).

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Whether you’re someone who loves this day or hates it or feels superstitiously plagued by bad luck, you should try to enjoy the fun of this day at least a little. Stay home and watch movies with friends if you’re afraid your day will be ruined by bad luck if you go out. Or, go out and have a blast and defy the bad luck stereotype. For people like me, good things are always happening to me on this day. So, don’t count your chickens before they hatch and do your best to enjoy yourself on this silliest of anti-holidays.

In honor of Friday the 13th, here are my choice of the top 10 Sexual Phobias (Fears):

  • Genophobia or Coitophobia: Fear of Sex or Sexual Conjunction.
  • Tocophobia: Fear of Getting Pregnant, Pregnancy, and/or Childbirth.
  • Medorthophobia: Fear of an Erect Penis.
  • Gymnophobia: Fear of Being Naked.
  • Medomalacuphobia: Fear of Losing an Erection.
  • Philemaphobia: Fear of Kissing.
  • Erotophobia: Fear of Talking About Sex.
  • Parthenophobia: Fear of Virgins.
  • Molysomophobia: Fear of Sexual Infection or Contamination.
  • Eurotophobia: Fear of Female Sex Organs & Genitals.

Fear of Friday the 13th? Friggatriskaidekaphobia.

Say that 5x Fast!

How do you feel about Friday the 13th?

Is this day dreaded for fear of bad luck or shrugged off as myth?

Let me know what your opinion is in the comments below!

Interested in learning more about the origins of Friday the 13th?

Check out this YouTube Clip: Learn More About Friday the 13th.

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♥ xO

Check Out Our Selection of Lubricants!

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From silicone to water based and even a few oil based ones, we have a modest selection of lubricants for you to choose from! The silicone based lubricants are perfect for anal sex play while the water based lubes are great for all kinds of anal, vaginal and sex toy play! Some of the oil based lubricants are designed specifically for masturbation fun while others are all-around multi-taskers. Check out our Lubricants and see which is right for you!

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Check Out Our NEW Tilapia Butt Plug!

4 Sex Toys to Try Before Summer Ends!

Check Out Our NEW American Futball Plug!

New Penis and Anal Butt Plug Extensions Now Available!

Check Out Our New 100% Low Ammonia Latex Sex Toys!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

♥ xO

“Back to Naughty School” Sales for September!

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It’s time for this month’s sales!

This month is offering up great discounts on all our items so you can get deals on all your staples and supplies for naughty fun and other kink!

  • Spend $50 or More & Get 15% Off!
  • Spend $100 or More & Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping!

The sale starts tonight at midnight and will go all month til midnight on the 30th.

Happy {NAUGHTY} Shopping!

Check Out Our NEW Tilapia Butt Plug!

4 Sex Toys to Try Before Summer Ends!

Check Out Our NEW American Futball Plug!

New Penis and Anal Butt Plug Extensions Now Available!

Check Out Our New 100% Low Ammonia Latex Sex Toys!

Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.

♥ xO