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Monthly Archives: October 2015

Happy Halloween!

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Happy Halloween from All of Us At Masturgasm!

We hope you have the naughtiest of naughty Halloweens this year and remember to stay safe, sane and consensual 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Last Chance to Get These Halloween Deals!

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Last Chance to Get Our Halloween Deals!

Today is the LAST DAY to get any of our awesome Halloween deals and discounts on Masturgasm and our Amazon store so hurry and shop while you still can to get your favorite dildos and butt plugs at awesome prices!

Masturgasm Halloween Deals:

  • Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
  • Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!

Amazon Store Halloween Deals: 

  • Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!

No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.

Happy Shopping! 

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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With Halloween nearly here, everyone is rushing to get their costume in order for the big night and we’ve come up with 4 sex toys that can take your sexy Halloween costume to the next level! Whether you’re planning on going as something innocent or devilish, we’ve got some kinky options to make your costume a little big naughtier this year.

4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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  1. Costume: Naughty Bunny Rabbit. This delicious chrome plated steel anal plug comes with a tuft of faux rabbit fur which makes it perfect for pairing for your innocent bunny rabbit costume! Enjoy a little kink after hours with a partner and really get into character 😉

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2. Costume: Kinky Puppy or Dog. This naughty double dong has a stylistic dog penis dildo on one end and a textured dog tail on the other! Use both for some yiffing good pleasure and indulge your inner animal’s desires.

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3. Costume: Bondage Queen or Vampire. The darker side of sexy Halloween, our bondage gear make perfect additions to any of these costumes! This posture collar is especially useful for late night bondage sessions and keeping a sub in line during fun Halloween festivities 😉

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4. Costume: Drill Sergeant or Army Soldier. Whether you’re dominating or submitting, this jack boot paddle is perfect for whipping subordinates into shape! Keep it on you throughout the night to discipline anyone who mouths off.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Puppy Play: Try Our Latest Dog Bondage Mask!

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Puppy Play:

Try Our Latest Dog Bondage Mask!

Newly released on Masturgasm, our Puppy Dog Full Mask is the perfect piece of bondage gear to pick up before Halloween hits! If you enjoy furry and yiff roleplaying with some power play thrown into the mix, this is an ideal item to have in your BDSM arsenal. It comes complete with a full mask that covers the face and gives a snout-like appearance. On top of that, the mask includes a mouth gag under the snout attachment, a collar with 2 rings for adding your leash easily, canine ears for realism, and a blinder mask that can be easily removed whenever you like.

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Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Bondage Eye Masks to Add to Your Naughty Halloween Costume!

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Bondage Eye Masks to Add to Your Naughty Halloween Costume!

Halloween is almost here and if you plan on going to a naughtier Halloween event, bondage masks are a great way to achieve the costume look without too much effort. If you want to apply some makeup to make the look more intense, you can, but otherwise, some sleek leather, latex or other form-fitting clothes are ideal for giving yourself a sexy costume this year.

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These high quality 100% authentic leather masks have a darker feel to them that’s fun at kinky events or at home, role playing with a partner. The sky is the limit!

Browse our entire selection of masks and other bondage gear here!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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NEW Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug!

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NEW Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug! 

One of our newest sex toys on Masturgasm, this Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug is PERFECT for Halloween, especially if you’re up for some horror-themed roleplay. If you happen to be dressing up in a naughty devil costume for Halloween, this is a great toy to pair with your costume for naughty after-party play. The tail end of this anal plug is scaled and comes to a raised pitchfork point. The texture is great for stimulation and adds kinky detail to your sexy Halloween costume. The plug end of this toy is a simple medium sized, tapered butt plug with lube trails for long lasting lubrication and fun!

Measurements: 

  • Total Length: 18 Inches
  • Plug Length: 5 Inches
  • Thickness: 6 3/4 around widest point

Learn more and purchase your own Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug on Masturgasm.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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The Historical Significance of Butt Pirates

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The term “butt pirates” is one you have probably heard at some point or another, but I am willing to bet you have no idea where this phrase originated. Butt pirates is now thought to be an offensive phrase, but the origin is anything but offensive. In fact, the sexual history of pirates was quite progressive for it’s time.

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The Historical Significance of “Butt Pirates”

Beginning around the 1600’s, “butt pirates” were much like “circumstantial homosexuality” that occurred during Greek times in which, during long times away from wives and families, pirates would engage in sexual activities and sometimes relationships with their shipmates. Some even completed a ceremony, at sea, called “Matelotage” which was considered to be much like marriages including the right to their spouse’s (or mate’s) property, living quarters, rings, and earnings. In the event of one mate’s death, the other would also have the right to claim their status, earnings, and belongings. Race was not an issue for pirates at sea, either, which was a surprisingly forward-thinking mindset for the time, as well, so interracial relationships were also common. In an effort to decrease the instances of homosexuality on ships, a French governor from Tortuga sent a trope of hookers onto various pirate ships, but this only resulted in threesomes. Women dressed up as men and became pirates during this time, as well, in order to escape their undesired lives on land which may explain some of the supposed “homosexuality,” but other cases are, more probably, a simple way for homosexuals to live openly and be themselves.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Halloween Deals Are Almost Over!

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Our Halloween Sales Are Sweeter Than Any Treat!

Our Halloween deals this year are sweeter than any of your Halloween treats so get in on these naughty Halloween deals while you can 😉

Masturgasm Halloween Deals:

  • Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
  • Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!

Amazon Store Halloween Deals: 

  • Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!

No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.

Happy Shopping!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

TRY THIS: Erotic Vampire Roleplay

Fall Sex Tips for the Best Sex EVER.

Your Guide to Erotic Biting

You Guide to the Fishnet Fetish

xO

What Leads to Sex In A Graveyard?

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Sex in a graveyard may seem like a bizarre concept, but it happens and there are a few reasons why. Thrill seekers around this time of year may be considering a quick romp among the tombstones so here are some little known facts to what might lead to sex in a spooky atmosphere this Halloween.

What Leads to Sex In A Graveyard?

Sex in public places might not be your bag, but if it is, that’s cool with us. Just make sure you’re safe and don’t get caught because it’s totally illegal! If you were curious about how people end up having sex in a graveyard, here are a few reasons why it happens time and again.

  • Thrill Seekers – Some people are natural-born thrill seekers and enjoy sex in public places. A graveyard is just one of the many places you could enjoy some exciting sex for the fall season.
  • It’s Quiet and Romantic – You know what they say, cemeteries are dead silent! Some people find a kind of peace, comfort, and even a sense of romance among the dead which is why they end up in romantic or otherwise lustful entanglements among the tombstones.
  • Taboo and Dangerous – It’s obviously a taboo things to have sex in a graveyard, but some people get excited at the thought of getting caught, creating “life” where lives end, and the idea that graveyards are public places where people might see them.
  • The Spirits Watch Over You – Other people might enjoy the fact that they imagine the dead watching them get down and dirty on the cemetery lawn under a full moon.

Would You Have Sex In A Graveyard?

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Kinky Halloween Games to Play!

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Halloween is coming and there are some naughty Halloween games you can enjoy with your partner this Hallow’s Eve that we’ve come up with. These are so much fun, really easy to customize to your sexual tastes, and require little to no prep time!

Kinky Halloween Games to Play!

  • Naughty Blind Man’s Bluff – Blindfold your partner and have your way with them! Use dildos,butt plugs, feathers, whips, and various lubricants and creams to invoke pleasure (or titillating pain, if you’re up for it!).
  • 7 Minutes In Heaven – This is a game for groups and I’m sure you’ve heard of it from your teen years, but our version is a whole lot naughtier! All you need is a bottle and a lot of imagination. A group sits in a circle around a bottle. You spin the bottle and then select 2 people from the group (depending on where the open end lands) who go into the nearest closet. They then get 7 minutes to do whatever their heart’s desire! Whether that’s a quick kiss or something more devious is up to you and your group!
  • Sexy Scavenger Hunt – Take turns hiding away your favorite sex toys, lubricants, bondage gear, chocolate (or chocolate covered strawberries), ice, whips, etc. around the house. Then, go on a hunt to look for them together and enjoy 😉
  • The “Abstinence” Game – Taunt one another aggressively with sexual gestures to see who gives in to the urge first! Whoever lasts out the longest wins – or do they? 😉
  • Naughty Game of Trick or Treat – Who says trick or treating is just for kids? This gives Halloween fun a naughty new way to play! The full instructions can be found here.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

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Fall Sex Tips for the Best Sex EVER.

Your Guide to Erotic Biting

You Guide to the Fishnet Fetish

xO