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TGIFF!
It’s hot as hell out there today so I’m extremely excited for the weekend…and you know, air conditioning.
That aside, we’re offering 10% off through the weekend on select items (read about it here) so you still have time to get a great discount or so on awesome items! This deal is a Masturgasm exclusive so you can only get it through Masturgasm.com.
If you prefer to shop on our Amazon shop, we’re currently offering free shipping on select items so you can take advantage of that deal all month long as well!
Have A VERY Naughty Weekend 😉
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Naughty Ways to Heat Things Up this Summer!
Summer is nearly here, people, and with that comes inevitable fun. Longer days, sunshine, and probably some vacation thrown in there at some point.
So, because I figure quite a lot of people will be planning fun summer activities and things, I wanted to share ways to heat up your regular run-of-the-mill summer fun with a bit of naughtiness.
- Take An Adults-Only Vacation. Vacations during the summer are a given, but if your love life needs a pick-me-up, you may want to take one with just you and your partner – no kids allowed. Not to say you shouldn’t have a family vacation, but alone time is great for reigniting that spark again. If you prefer to keep all-out vacations a family affair, you two can schedule in a couples getaway that’s nearby and still enjoy some alone time!
- Stay Indoors & Have An Erotic Experiment. If you don’t want to go anywhere, schedule a night in with a delicious dinner and try some new toys! Make sure you have these naughty summer essentials and any other things you want to try.
- Try these Kinky Ideas for Summer! New things are always a fun way to spice things up and enjoy the season fully so go all out.
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Easy Steps to Throwing Your Own Gay Pride Party!
- Brunch It! Whether you throw a brunch breakfast get together of your own or meet up at a local restaurant, brunch is always a great idea. If you decide to throw your own, fun ideas include creating a breakfast bar with fruit, waffles, pancakes, and other fun toppings with a cute outside table set up to enjoy the nice mid-morning weather.
- Casual Potluck. Casual potlucks are easy and fun. Throw a cute tablecloth on your dining table and ask your friends to bring over their favorite dishes. Everyone pitches in and it’s a party!
- Summer BBQ. Summer BBQs are perfect for this time of year since it’s pretty hot and nobody really wants to do a lot of cooking. Pick up some meat and/or veggies to grill on kabobs, cut up some fruit, put drinks in an ice chest and chill by the pool!
- Black Tie Dinner Party. Black tie dinner parties are perfect for anyone who wants to go all out and enjoy this month to the fullest. Get a chic rainbow tablecloth and have that be the only color in your party. Everything else is black or white. This gives the style of your party a more formal feel to it. Serve up some super classy hors d’oeurves, fun cocktails, and a 3 course meal if you like. You can do it all from your home or rent our a rooftop spot!
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(Not Your) Father’s Day Gift Guide!
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Happy Father’s Day!
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3 Ways to Celebrate Gay Pride Month!
If you think that celebrating Gay Pride Month is only for gay people, then you’re totally fashion-missing.
No, I’m kidding, but seriously, anyone and everyone can and should celebrate and enjoy Pride month, at least in some small way (but preferably in a big way – we like to live life on the edge).
Since maybe some of you might not have any idea how you should be celebrating, I decided to come up with 3 fun ways to show your support and have some fun this Pride month!
- Represent With A Pin or Ribbon All Month. If you really don’t want to celebrate, but you want to show your support in some way, then wearing a rainbow pin or ribbon are the way to go. Support ribbons are super cheap, sometimes free if you get them at an event, and they show you support the pride and equality of your fellow citizens. What’s more awesome than that?
- Attend A Pride Parade or Event. Obviously, there are a TON of events going on through the year to support Gay Pride and celebrate it, but you can pick a local event near you and really enjoy it fully. These events are open to anyone (usually) and often offer lots of yummy food, events, music, and other fun activities.
- Host Your Own! In my opinion, the best way to show your support is by throwing your own personal party for Pride month. I mean, what better way to say “I support you and celebrate you” than a party? Parties are great and they can be as simple or elaborate as you like. Get some friends and make it a potluck. Go brunching! Or make it an all out black tie dinner party with rainbow accents. Whatever you do, have a great time and invite all of your friends!
Have A VERY Naughty Weekend Ladies + Gents 😉
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Naughty Ways to Spend Friday the 13th!
Happy Friday the 13th!
Friday the 13th has a bad rap. Every time one comes around, everyone freaks out and imagines the worst thing that can happen, happening. Either that or we blame every car accident, traffic jam, bad weather, and any other annoying thing that happens. Honestly, I get it, but I think we should re-tool this un-holiday into a more fun event without the stigma so I came up with some naughty fun ways to celebrate!
- Watch the Friday the 13th Movies (Naked). Of course there’s always a catch, but watching a horror slasher film with a naughty friend isn’t so bad right? You can even stay indoors with themed cocktails and black and red lingerie.
- Play Strip Poker. Something about playing cards just makes me feel like a risk taker so be a daredevil this Friday the 13th and gamble with your clothes! Nothing to serious, again you can do it at home, and it’s fun. You can play with cash, if you like, otherwise oreos and clothes are good too.
- Try Something Out of the Box. If you really want to take things up a notch tonight, try something new that’s a bit out of your element. Live life a little on the edge and try a new sex toy, some fun role play, or maybe just anal. You decide what’s adventurous for you and enjoy yourself. Take THAT Friday the 13th 😉
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This month, as I said in previous posts, is all about Pride month! It’s actually been declared the official pride month by the likes of President Obama (so there – it’s a thing!) which means everyone must celebrate. No, I’m kidding, but if you like fun and want to rock your colors this month to show your support and celebrate, then absolutely take part in some way or another. Whether you rock a rainbow ribbon or pin, host or attend an event, or simply take advantage of our awesome 10% off deal happening all month long, definitely get in on the action!
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Show Your Stripes – Gay Pride Events 2014
TGIFF!
As I said in my last post, this month is Gay Pride Month which means lots of fun events happening nationwide here in the USA (and abroad probably) both this month and in the coming months of summer and even early fall. Obviously, you should “show your stripes” and attend an event (or 3!) so here are the ones I thought were most worth mentioning!
Gay Pride Events to Attend:
- Gay Days Orlando (June 3-9)
- Boston Pride Parade (June 6-16)
- LA Pride Parade in West Hollywood, CA (June 8)
- Key West, FL Pride Parade (June 11-15)
- Chicago Pride Fest (June 21)
- Houston Pride Parade (June 20-29)
- San Francisco Pride Parade (June 28-29)
- New York Pride Parade (June 29)
- Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival (Aug. 5 to 10)
- Gay Days Las Vegas (Sept 2-8)
If you want to find a pride event near you, including international events happening this month and all year long, check this comprehensive calender.
You can also stop in at any of our store locations in Tampa (FL), El Paso (TX), or Rowland Heights (CA) this month for some great pride sales as well!
If you can’t attend any awesome events or maybe you don’t want to (because you’re anti-fun or something ;-P), you can still show your support by wearing any kind of rainbow pin, t-shirt, or other decor) or just being your awesome self. At least in America, same sex marriage equality is still an ongoing battle and fighting discrimination is best done by showing moral support and solidarity so do your part this month!
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Have a VERY Naughty Weekend 😉
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