Monthly Archives: March 2014
24 Hours Left to Get the March Discount!
There’s only 24 hours left to get this deal so get it while you can!
You’ll want to take advantage of our Naughty March Special before the deal ends and stock up on all your favorites as well as some new toys to try this spring and summer!
You can thank me later 😉
How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!
New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!
The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!
5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!
How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!
Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!
Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever
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xO
Product Spotlight: The Finger F*ck Dildo
Our Finger F*ck Dildo is an absolute MUST for those who prefer a realistic experience!
Designed after the pleasing finger, it will simulate the very realistic erotic sensations of exactly that and more however you decide to enjoy it! Equipped with a handy suction cup, it will stay put through all fingering play, anal or vaginal, however you like for however long you desire!
You can purchase the Finger F*ck Dildo on Masturgasm.com.
How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!
New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!
The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!
5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!
How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!
Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!
Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever
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xO
3 Days Left to Get Our March Discount!
TGIFF!
This week has gone by quickly, thankfully, but now I’m ready for the naughty weekend ahead 😉
Speaking of, this is the last weekend to take advantage of our Naughty March Special so get the deal while you still can and stock up on all your favorites as well as some new toys to try this spring and summer!
How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!
New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!
The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!
5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!
How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!
Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!
Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever
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Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.
xO
How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection!
Spring cleaning can be an absolute nightmare for everyday life, let alone doing the process for your sex toys, so I came up with simple steps you can follow to make the process of clearing out, cleaning up, and storing your collection that is totally painless and may even prolong the life of your toys if done properly!
Step 1: Pull out your entire collection of toys, lubes, toy cleaners, and other enhancements. Check the expiration dates of supplements and throw out expired ones. Check the condition of lubricants and throw out empty or leaking bottles. Take stock of which toy cleaners you are running out of and need to stock up on.
Step 2: Check out your sex toy collection specifically and see what is falling apart and what needs to be cleaned. If you have toys that are degraded, throw them out. Degraded toys can house bacterial and infection and the more degraded they are, the more unsanitary so toss them!
Step 3: Clean what needs a good cleanse with your preferred toy cleaner or lukewarm water and gentle antibacterial soap. If you have any cyberskin or fauxskin style toys, you’ll want to let them dry completely before re-powdering them to maintain texture and feel. Some silicone toys can be put right into your dishwasher and steam cleansed, but PVC toys must be cleansed with a toy cleaner or lukewarm water and antibacterial soap. Let everything dry completely or towel dry thoroughly.
Step 4: Arrange and organize your collection of toys, lubricants, condoms and supplements in a cool, clean place. You can choose to keep them out in the open, in a dresser drawer, or in a plastic container. There are also medium sized trunks and ottoman style stools which you can purchase that come with lock and keys so you can keep your collection discreet and private!
Step 5: Time to shop! Now that you’ve cleared out your collection, I bet you have tons more space that needs filling up (if you know what I mean ;-))! Now’s the time to pick up new lubricants, stock up on condoms, new supplements to try, and some fun new toys to add to your stash!
Now go enjoy some naughty spring fever fun!
Get Lucky with Our Naughty March Special!
New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!
The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!
5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!
How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!
Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!
Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever
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xO
Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever
If the spirit of spring hasn’t yet hit you, then I can help! I’ve compiled our naughtiest articles for the best ways to get yourself and your partner all hot and bothered! So, get ready to hump like rabbits because spring fever is coming at you ;-P
- Work Out Together & Have More Sex!
- Spring Into Action with These Cock Rings
- 3 Sex Toys to Try this Spring!
- 3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
- 3 Ways to Amp Up Your Spring Fever {Libido}!
Get Lucky with Our Naughty March Special!
New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!
The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!
5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!
How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!
Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!
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xO
Product Spotlight: Ream and Dream Suction Butt Plug
Our Ream and Dream Suction Butt Plug is a medium-large-ish sized plug with a beautifully smooth shaft that also has some delightful ridges down it which are great for keeping your toy lubed and smooth for ease and comfortable use. Why, you ask? The lubricant falls into the ridges and is less likely to slide off the toy while you use it, therefore lasting MUCH longer than it would on an overall smooth surface toy. Aside from those great assets (get it?), the Ream and Dream Suction Butt Plug has a gradual smooth taper to the shaft so it’s easy to advance as you please during use and it’s massive suction cup ensures it stays put while you have your fun!
Check it out on Masturgasm – here.
Get Lucky with Our Naughty March Special!
New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!
The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!
5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!
How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!
Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!
Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.
xO
HURRY ENDS SOON – Get 15% Off Your ENTIRE Order!
There are only a few days left in our Naughty March Special where you can get a massive 15% off on your ENTIRE $100+ order so get the deal while you still can!
If you aren’t sure how to upgrade your sex toy collection for spring, there are tons of options for toys to choose from on our site including dildos, threesome toys, anal toys, penis extensions, and more!
Stay tuned next week for a step-by-step on how to spring clean and upgrade your sex toy collection.
Get Lucky with Our Naughty March Special!
New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!
The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!
5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!
How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!
Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!
Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.
☺ xO
The Best Sex Tips You Need to Have the Best Sex of Your Life!
TGIFF!
This week has been ridiculously busy so I don’t know about you, but I am soo ready for some week-end sex!
Anyhow, speaking of sex, you might be needing some tips on how to get the best sex, how to make sex more enjoyable and just generally enjoy yourself more in the bedroom so I thought I would share some with you guys!
- How to Make Orgasms More Intense
- Lose Weight While You Have Sex!
- Try These New Things In Bed to Spice Things Up!
- Oral Sex Tips to Get Things REALLY Hot!
- 3 Sex Toys to Try this Spring
- 5 Tips to Keep Sex Fun!
Get Lucky with Our Naughty March Special!
New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!
The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!
5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!
How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!
Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!
Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.
xO
Brand Spotlight: Elbow Grease Lubricants
If you haven’t yet tried our lineup of Elbow Grease Lubricants, you need to!
There are 3 varieties – original, cooling and light.
The Original Elbow Grease Lubricant was first formulated in 1979 and has since been modernized with new and improved features! Thick and creamy, it’s formula is in a mineral oil base for long lasting and uninterrupted use. It works extremely well for self-love (aka masturbation), but can be used for intercourse and will work great for anal, though it’s not compatible with latex condoms so you’ll have to use an alternative material.
The Elbow Grease Light Lubricant is very similar to the Original, but in a much lighter, less thick formula. It’s still great for long lasting pleasure and enjoyment, though, and works well for a little self-love, anal love or other intercourse. Again, it’s not compatible with latex condoms so you’ll have to use an alternative material.
The Elbow Grease Cool Cream Lubricant is a fan favorite among the three as it has cooling effects via menthol which has been added to the formula and makes it perfect for extra stimulation during use! It’s perfect for intensifying any sexual experience, especially self-love and anal intercourse. Again, it’s not compatible with latex condoms so you’ll have to use an alternative material.
These lubricants are perfect for a little fun masturbation, but can be used during various types of intercourse as well for long lasting, stimulating, and pleasurable erotic experiences. Please use the appropriate condoms with them though as they are not compatible with latex.
Get Lucky with Our Naughty March Special!
New Things to Try In Bed that Won’t Freak Your Partner Out!
The History and Evolution of the Vibrator!
5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!
How to Convince Your Partner to Try New Things In Bed!
Burn Calories While You Climax! How to Lose Weight By Having A Sex Workout Regimen!
Browse Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.
xO
Happy St. Patrick’s Day from Masturgasm!
Happy St. Patty’s Day from Masturgasm!
I hope you all have a very lucky day today filled with lots of naughtiness!
If you want to get some of that luck now, take advantage of our Naughty March Special 😉
Naughty St. Patrick’s Day Posts:
5 Tips to Get Lucky this St. Patrick’s Day!
Get Lucky with Our Naughty March Special!
Fun Traditional Irish Fare for Your Naughty St. Patty’s Day ♣
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Browse Our Items on Amazon – here.
♣ xO
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