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Sex is a part of your lifestyle as a healthy human being. Enjoying sex is awesome and we love to offer the best tricks, tips and techniques to our readers here! From how to burn calories in the sack to the most incredibly satifying sexual positions, we have it all!

The Perfect Toy for Friday the 13th!

The Perfect Toy for Friday the 13th!

Can you believe Friday the 13th finally landed in October? How cool/creepy is that? In honor of this very spooky day, we propose everyone lets their devilish side out to play. Enter: the Devil Inside Me Plug! Along with it’s softly textured pitchfork tail, the Devil Inside Me Plug is a modestly sized, tapered plug complete with lube trails. Whatever you do, be sure to get lucky today 😉

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Crazy Sex Things to Try Before You Die

7 Crazy Sex Things to Try Before You Die

Crazy Sex Things to Try Before You Die

What fun is sex if you can’t experiment? I came up with a list of crazy sex things I think you should try before you die.

Fisting

Okay, so I know fisting isn’t for everyone, but hear me out! How will you know you don’t enjoy it if you’ve never tried it?

Medical Play

Medical play is something I think everyone should try, at least once! Unless you have a fear of needles (even fake ones) or the doctor, then you should definitely try a little role playing with doctor/ nurse or doctor/patient.

Erotic Biting

Erotic biting may or may not be something you’ve tried before, but I definitely recommend it because it can intensify every sexual act.

Pet Play and Yiff

It’s true: yiff and dressing up as our furry friends isn’t for everyone, but role playing as animals can be sexy and primal.

Bondage

Bondage is something everyone should try. Whether you enjoy a little mild kink or something more extreme is 100% up to you and your partner, but it’s something I think everyone should explore. Power play can teach you a lot about yourself and your partner. It can also take you to new avenues of pleasure you never thought possible.

Pegging

Pegging is a fun way to switch roles with your partner and enjoy a little domination. Some people are into it and some people are not. If you think you might enjoy it, I recommend speaking to your partner about your fantasy and starting small before going big.

Cuckolding

Cuckolding is such a hot fantasy to bring to life. Whether you’re the cuckold or on some other end, the idea of sexual intrigue and humiliation is a sexual wonder for some. Talk to your partner about it if you’re curious to explore this unique erotic experience!

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Your Guide to Pony Play

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Your Guide to Pony Play


Pony play is a kind of yiff (furry) bondage roleplay in which the dom and the sub enact situations meant to humiliate and degrade the sub for sexual arousal and pleasure. All forms are considered BDSM and involve different role playing in which the dominant has power over the submissive in in various “pony” and “trainer” situations. The arousal for subs comes from being tied up and bound, mouth gagged, vision impaired, sometimes with toys inserted in various places, forced to (or willingly wanting to) role play various humiliating pony and trainer situations, and they are powerless to stop any of it. Dominants may gain pleasure from having this much power over their submissive.

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The Different Kinds of Pony Play:

  • Forced – Forced pony play is where the submissive still considers himself/herself a human, but is “forced” by his/her Dominant or “handler” to act like an animal. This usually includes humiliation tactics by the Dominant.
  • Equine Roleplay – Equine role playing is where the submissive takes on a horse/pony persona and acts like a normal horse or pony would. There is no humiliation or mistreatment by the Dominant in this situation.
  • Therians – This kind of animal role play is wherein the submissive truly believes they are part animal. This persona may or may not transfer over into daily life.

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The Different Kinds of Ponies

  • Cart Ponies – Cart ponies pull their Dominant or Mistress in a cart on either 2 or 4 legs.
  • Riding Ponies – Riding ponies are “trained” by their Dominant aka “handlers” to be ridden.
  • Show Ponies – Show ponies are used to model fancy tack and equipment by their Dominant “handler.”

Pony Play Tips:

  • Pony play usually takes places outdoors so it is recommended that those who wish to partake in pony role play own or rent private properties with barns or stalls in order to enjoy the most realistic experience. You could also go out to a local park and get hauled away in a horse trailer to enact pony role play without a farm or barn.
  • It is legal to go out in California and New York in full pony gear in public, but you must remained fully clothed. In other places, it may not be fully legal and is not recommended due to safety risks.
  • Safety Tips: It is highly recommended that you use safe words when engaging in any kind of bondage play.  If you engage in pony play during the summer, be sure to stay hydrated and take breaks to avoid dehydration and heat exhaustion in extreme temperatures. For those embodying the role of horse or pony, it is SO important to use proper footwear and not go out barefoot or with hooves as both can be highly damaging in rough terrain. Whenever engaging in any kind of bondage, it is important to be careful with proper blood circulation, take breaks for stretching and moving around normally without restriction, etc. Refer to our rope bondage guide for more tips on how to use them safely.

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How to Make Your Cum Taste Good

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How to Make Your Cum Taste Good

Whether you’re a man or woman, everyone wants to know how to make your cum taste good and it’s actually a lot easier than you might think. You don’t need pills or special supplements to make your jizz, spunk, sperm, or whatever you want to call it, smell delightful. All you really need are a few easy guidelines to follow (and some things to avoid) to get great tasting cum that your partner will happily thank you for.

The Obvious Tips:

  • Make sure you wash your private parts with a gentle, unscented soap. Overpowering scents can actually make the entire area taste bad or of chemicals if your partner is going down on you shortly after showering. Moreover, if they are sensitive to fragrance, it can be irritating to them.
  • To limit unpleasant scents and minimize sweat in your area, always wear cotton underwear because it’s breathable and won’t hold in any undesirable odors, sweat, or harbor bacteria (which can cause the bad smells).
  • Practicing general good hygiene and grooming yourself (either by waxing, shaving, etc.) can minimize sweat and therefore unwanted odors.

The Not-So-Obvious Tips:

  • In general, a good, healthy diet will actually make your cum taste good!
  • More specifically, you can up the flavor factor of your cum by eating these foods: yogurt, cranberry juice, strawberries, banana, honey, grapes, celery, watermelon, pineapple ( this is a popular one! ), and lots and lots of water.
  • Things to Avoid: Alcohol, spicy foods, asparagus, garlic, raw onion, broccoli, cigarettes, hard drugs , fried and processed foods. Anything that will give you gas or heart burn will, most likely, give your cum an unpleasant taste so best to avoid them the day of.

The moral of this story is that the healthier, cleaner your diet and lifestyle is, the more delicious your cum will taste 😉

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50 Shades Dark Gift Guide

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Kinky Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is coming with a vengeance, but we like to do our Valentine’s Day with more kink than cuteness so we came up with a 50 Shades Dark Gift Guide to reflect our hedonistic ideals and values – hope you enjoy 😉

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50 Shades Dark Gift Guide

  • 12 Inch Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating anal beads are crafted from non-porous silicone materials which makes them perfect for anal play! 12 inches of uninterrupted anal fun, these beads come in a long wand-like strip and easy push controls.
  • Shibari Halo 10 Speed Waterproof Vibrator – This vibrating wand has 10 speeds of vibration for a diverse array of erotic stimulation that can be enjoyed for hours without every experiencing the same mode twice 😉
  • Wolfman Wolf Dildo – Designed after a real wolf penis, this dildo is ideal for unleashing your inner animal! Coupled with a suction cup for uninterrupted play, this toy can be used anywhere you like, including on shower walls!
  • Black Ball Gag – Keep your partner (or yourself) quiet with this secure, but comfortable ball gag! Complete with perforated ball for easy breathing during use, this ball gag adds a new layer of intensity and kink to all your bondage play.
  • Black Leather Blindfold Mask – This leather blindfold is ideal for total blackout pleasure experiences! Made with authentic leather, this blindfold has a comfortable elastic band for easy wear any time the mood strikes.
  • Screw Nipple Clamps with Chain – These screw nipple clamps are the perfect way to amp up the intensity during your bondage play. The chain and screw clamps ensure these stay put for however long you like!
  • Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug – This Devil Inside Me butt plug includes a small tapered butt plug complete with lube trails for long lasting lubrication and fun. The end opposite the plug is in the shape of a pitchforked devil’s tail ideal for anyone who’s been too naughty and wants to show off their kinky ways.
  • Vibro Screw Anal Plug – This massive anal toy is perfect for taking your anal play up a notch! Unlike other anal toys, this butt plug allows you to screw in a little more whenever you want to increase the intensity and pleasure – just give it a screw and enjoy!
  • Large Mole Butt Plug – The large mole plug is a modestly sized tapered butt plug for naughty anal play without going too wild. It’s perfect for keeping in place while enjoying other pleasures and is easily used with the help of a little lubrication.
  • Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating silicone anal beads are perfect for all kinds of anal play, especially when used by male partners (but not only) because the base includes soft ridges for stimulating your perineum during use and the beaded wand is curved for stimulating the prostate.
  • Set of 2 Thigh and Wrist Restraints – Last, but certainly not least, is this set of thigh and wrist restraints! Perfect for keeping your partner (or yourself) tied down and ready, these restraints are heavy duty and won’t budge!

Here’s to the Naughtiest Valentine’s Day Yet 😉

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xO

3 Ways to Get Your Partner Into Bed Right Now!

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If the holidays and rush of the new year have taken a toll on your sex life, we can help! Whether it’s been months or years since your last rough, passionate romp with your partner, these tactics are sure to help you get back in touch with one another. Put your phones away and take time out for each other; here are some ways to make that happen right now!

3 Ways to Get Your Partner Into Bed RIGHT NOW!

  1. Give Them A Massage. There’s no better way to help someone relax than by giving them a massage. Even better if you guys can make time to work out first and then give the massage. Exercising together helps you both blow off some steam and increases your attraction to one another. Moreover, if your partner leads a highly stressed lifestyle, a massage will help ease them into the idea of any kind of kink you wish to explore together.
  2. Take A Shower Together. Another way to entice your partner is by hopping in the shower together. Wash their hair and body, caressing their limbs as you go. In combination with the water and heavy petting, it won’t be long before they’re responding just how you want them to!
  3. Cozy Up Under the Blankets. A classic way to get someone in bed is by doing the obvious thing of simply getting in bed! Cuddle up and stay warm together on these cold winter nights, but mix things up with a game of truth or dare, spoon naked and watch some porn together, or simply pull them into bed with you and go for it!

Whatever your tactics, remember to enjoy yourself and each other. In this modern tech-heavy lifestyle we all seem to lead, it’s easy to forget that we’re alive and we should live actual life. Taking time out to reconnect with your partner sexually and otherwise is a great way to strengthen your bond of love so do it and do it often.

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How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy for Your Partner

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How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy for Your Partner

If you are looking to purchase the perfect sex toy for your partner, but you don’t know where to start, this post is for you! I have laid out a few tips and tricks on what to look for, how to find out what your partner likes and wants in a toy, and you can have it delivered by Valentine’s Day with the deals going on in our online store so read on 😉

  • Figure Out What Your Partner Likes. If you don’t know what your partner likes or you aren’t sure, then you’ll want to do some digging. Do they enjoy a certain kind of porn? Are they into anal? Is their ultimate fantasy a threesome? All of these things will determine what toy will work best for them and bring a smile to their face on February 14th.
  • Ask Probing Questions. If you have no idea where to start or no idea what your partner is into, then it’s a good idea to begin asking some probing questions. Of course, you probably don’t want them to know what you’re up to so it’s a good idea to ask “what if” type questions or address them in a roundabout way. You can do so by asking things like, “would you ever try anal?” or “what do you think about threesomes?” Insert other topics and converse with your partner to really figure out what they’re into or might be into experimenting with.
  • Decide On the Perfect Toy. Once you have an idea of what they might enjoy in a toy, then it’s time to shop! Anal toys for anal lovers, threesome toys for those with menage-a-trois fantasies, yiff and furry play, or some classic realistic dildos.

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3 New Year’s Resolutions to Crank Up the Kink in 2016

 

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2016 is finally here and with that comes the annual resolutions so we thought we would come up with some fun, naughty new year’s resolutions that you guys can enjoy this year!

3 New Year’s Resolutions to Crank Up the Kink in 2016

  • Try Bondage // Bondage is a fun way to mix things up and experiment. Mild bondage is commonly referred to as kink (think handcuffs, silk restraints and eye masks), but legit bondage is a bit more hardcore than that. If you find that the minor kinks are not doing it for you anymore, trying bondage out may be just the thing to help you feel more fulfillment sexually. Just make sure you’re informed, safe, sane, and consensual before going for it. Click Here to Learn More About Bondage
  • Try A Fetish // If you feel that a specific fetish may be right for you, but have been to shy to speak about it, make 2016 the year you speak out about your fantasies and desires! Whether it’s a fetish for pantyhose, latex, rope bondage, yiff, foot fetish, medical fetish, or something else, be authentically you. We support you all the way to your sexual happiness 🙂
  • Try Roleplay // If you’re more into the milder side of things, trying out a little frisky roleplay might be enjoyable for you. There’s anything from dirty talk to actual characters (schoolgirl and teacher or doctor and patient, to name a few), yiff roleplay as various animals, and evenvampire roleplay. Do your research and see what piques your interest, then share your thoughts with your partner(s) to discuss possible experimentation.

Here’s to Wishing You the Kinkiest Year Yet 😉

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Mistress Gift Guide

Mistress Gift Guide

Don’t know what to get your favorite mistress this holiday season? These gifts are guaranteed to please! From toys to tools, these kinky holiday gifts are the perfect way to say thank you to your beloved mistress, whatever her tastes or tricks of the trade may be.

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  • Vibro Screw Anal Plug – Inspired by actual screws, the Vibro Screw Plug is a wonderful toy for anal training and stretching play! It’s tapered tip can be inserted and screwed in a little at a time as you level up in your anal experience.
  • Poseidon Urethral Sound – Complete with a handle for total control, this urethral sound is perfect for dilating your urethra one step at a time. The smooth ridges offer an intensely pleasurable experience for those who dare.
  • Hand of Plenty Fisting Sex Toy – Designed to look like an actual human fist (with a twist), this Hand of Plenty toy is ideal for fisting and stretching play. The tapered tail end also offers up unique stimulation when you want a contrast to the fist end.
  • Electro Stim Egg and Clamps – This Electro Stim Egg is perfect for direct electro stimulation while the clamps may be attached to any and all areas for a subtle shock or two 😉
  • The Devil Inside Me Butt Plug – Let out your inner devilish side with this Devil Inside Me Plug! One end is a small tapered butt plug with lube trails (for long lasting lubrication) while the other is a stylized devil tail. Use both for erotic stimulation and enjoyment!
  • Raging Stallion Boot Paddle – A near-exact replica of the bottom side of any combat boot, this is the perfect tool to deal out punishment when your subs are defying you!

We hope she doesn’t make you regret gifting these to her 😉

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Kinky Ways to Thank Your Partner on Thanksgiving!

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In this fast-paced life, it’s incredibly easy to neglect your partner(s) so it’s a good thing we have November! With upcoming Thanksgiving, our thoughts turn to thankfulness and gratitude and there are plenty of seriously naughty ways to show your appreciation all month long and on Thanksgiving too!

4 Kinky Ways to Thank Your Partner All Month Long

  1. Sensual Massage – Sensual massage is a great way to get your bodies warmed up and ready for some fun, but more than that, it’s a great way to bond with your partner. Touch and body contact during the sensual massage with a little warming lubricant can be a loving, intimate experience and lead into kinkier waters; it’s totally up to you. Get erotic massage tips here.
  2. Surprise Dress Up – Dressing up as a character or in some lace or leather lingerie is a great way to surprise your partner with a little impromptu fun! Nothing better than coming home from a difficult day at work to your partner laced up and ready to go, am I right?
  3. Try Backdoor Fun – You know, anal. It might seem like forbidden straits to you, but give it a go! If your partner is interested in this sort of pleasure experience, you owe it to each other to try it out as it can be a very fulfilling sexual experience for many. You never know; you may really enjoy it! My advice is to take things slow. Need help convincing your partner? Here are a few tip on how to get your partner to try anal.
  4. Treat Them to A Sexual Getaway – Get away from the cold for the fall and winter months by surprising your partner(s) with a sexual getaway! This can include a romantic getaway in the destination of your choice, an erotic stay-cation at home, or a specific vacation to one of the many clothing-optional getaway destinations in the Dominican Republic and other select locations around the world. Many popular adult sex resorts include Caliente, Viking, and Charli’s Angels.

Browse the Black Friday Deals on Masturgasm – here.

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