Scary GOOD Halloween Sales this Month!
Scary Good Halloween Sales this Month at our 3 store locations!
It’s been some time since we shared anything here as we discontinued our online services, but our 3 store locations are still going strong! If you’re in the areas of Tampa (FL), Rowland Heights (CA), or El Paso (TX), then be sure to check out your local adult store’s specials this month. Here’s a helpful breakdown of what each store is offering in the month of October!
Stans Adult Store — Rowland Heights, CA
- Get 10% Off when you Purchase 2+ Enhancement Pills
- Purchase 2 or more Sexy Wigs and Get 15% off in store
- Enjoy EXCLUSIVE spooky sexy adult movies in the adult arcade and theater all month long!
- Massive discounts on sexy Halloween costumes!! (select items; discounts vary; terms apply.)
Tres Equis Adult Store — Tampa, Florida
- 20% Off Sexy Halloween Costumes all month long!
- Massive discounts on pills, lubricants, whips, Kama Sutra items, DVD’s and more!
- Enjoy EXCLUSIVE spooky sexy adult movies in the adult arcade and theater all month long!
Romance Attack Lingerie Store — El Paso, Texas
- Buy 6 of our most popular pills at $39.99! Special includes Libigrow, Kangaroo and 5 Day Forecast!
- $9.99+ DVD’s are Buy 2 + Get the 3rd FREE!
- Buy 1 Pair of $6.99+ Pantyhose, Get 1 FREE all month!
- Steep discounts on sexy Halloween costumes, wigs, lingerie and shoes all month long!
Happy Shopping! If you drop in, be sure to tell the clerk who sent you đÂ
Xo Kate
The Perfect Toy for Friday the 13th!
The Perfect Toy for Friday the 13th!
Can you believe Friday the 13th finally landed in October? How cool/creepy is that? In honor of this very spooky day, we propose everyone lets their devilish side out to play. Enter: the Devil Inside Me Plug! Along with it’s softly textured pitchfork tail, the Devil Inside Me Plug is a modestly sized, tapered plug complete with lube trails. Whatever you do, be sure to get lucky today đ
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Your Guide to Pony Play
Your Guide to Pony Play
Pony play is a kind of yiff (furry) bondage roleplay in which the dom and the sub enact situations meant to humiliate and degrade the sub for sexual arousal and pleasure. All forms are considered BDSM and involve different role playing in which the dominant has power over the submissive in in various “pony” and “trainer” situations. The arousal for subs comes from being tied up and bound, mouth gagged, vision impaired, sometimes with toys inserted in various places, forced to (or willingly wanting to) role play various humiliating pony and trainer situations, and they are powerless to stop any of it. Dominants may gain pleasure from having this much power over their submissive.
The Different Kinds of Pony Play:
- Forced – Forced pony play is where the submissive still considers himself/herself a human, but is “forced” by his/her Dominant or “handler” to act like an animal. This usually includes humiliation tactics by the Dominant.
- Equine Roleplay – Equine role playing is where the submissive takes on a horse/pony persona and acts like a normal horse or pony would. There is no humiliation or mistreatment by the Dominant in this situation.
- Therians – This kind of animal role play is wherein the submissive truly believes they are part animal. This persona may or may not transfer over into daily life.
The Different Kinds of Ponies
- Cart Ponies – Cart ponies pull their Dominant or Mistress in a cart on either 2 or 4 legs.
- Riding Ponies – Riding ponies are “trained” by their Dominant aka “handlers” to be ridden.
- Show Ponies – Show ponies are used to model fancy tack and equipment by their Dominant “handler.”
Pony Play Tips:
- Pony play usually takes places outdoors so it is recommended that those who wish to partake in pony role play own or rent private properties with barns or stalls in order to enjoy the most realistic experience. You could also go out to a local park and get hauled away in a horse trailer to enact pony role play without a farm or barn.
- It is legal to go out in California and New York in full pony gear in public, but you must remained fully clothed. In other places, it may not be fully legal and is not recommended due to safety risks.
- Safety Tips: It is highly recommended that you use safe words when engaging in any kind of bondage play.  If you engage in pony play during the summer, be sure to stay hydrated and take breaks to avoid dehydration and heat exhaustion in extreme temperatures. For those embodying the role of horse or pony, it is SO important to use proper footwear and not go out barefoot or with hooves as both can be highly damaging in rough terrain. Whenever engaging in any kind of bondage, it is important to be careful with proper blood circulation, take breaks for stretching and moving around normally without restriction, etc. Refer to our rope bondage guide for more tips on how to use them safely.
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How to Make Your Cum Taste Good
How to Make Your Cum Taste Good
Whether you’re a man or woman, everyone wants to know how to make your cum taste good and it’s actually a lot easier than you might think. You don’t need pills or special supplements to make your jizz, spunk, sperm, or whatever you want to call it, smell delightful. All you really need are a few easy guidelines to follow (and some things to avoid) to get great tasting cum that your partner will happily thank you for.
The Obvious Tips:
- Make sure you wash your private parts with a gentle, unscented soap. Overpowering scents can actually make the entire area taste bad or of chemicals if your partner is going down on you shortly after showering. Moreover, if they are sensitive to fragrance, it can be irritating to them.
- To limit unpleasant scents and minimize sweat in your area, always wear cotton underwear because it’s breathable and won’t hold in any undesirable odors, sweat, or harbor bacteria (which can cause the bad smells).
- Practicing general good hygiene and grooming yourself (either by waxing, shaving, etc.) can minimize sweat and therefore unwanted odors.
The Not-So-Obvious Tips:
- In general, a good, healthy diet will actually make your cum taste good!
- More specifically, you can up the flavor factor of your cum by eating these foods: yogurt, cranberry juice, strawberries, banana, honey, grapes, celery, watermelon, pineapple ( this is a popular one! ), and lots and lots of water.
- Things to Avoid: Alcohol, spicy foods, asparagus, garlic, raw onion, broccoli, cigarettes, hard drugs , fried and processed foods. Anything that will give you gas or heart burn will, most likely, give your cum an unpleasant taste so best to avoid them the day of.
The moral of this story is that the healthier, cleaner your diet and lifestyle is, the more delicious your cum will taste đ
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3 Ways to Get Your Partner Into Bed Right Now!
If the holidays and rush of the new year have taken a toll on your sex life, we can help! Whether it’s been months or years since your last rough, passionate romp with your partner, these tactics are sure to help you get back in touch with one another. Put your phones away and take time out for each other; here are some ways to make that happen right now!
3 Ways to Get Your Partner Into Bed RIGHT NOW!
- Give Them A Massage. There’s no better way to help someone relax than by giving them a massage. Even better if you guys can make time to work out first and then give the massage. Exercising together helps you both blow off some steam and increases your attraction to one another. Moreover, if your partner leads a highly stressed lifestyle, a massage will help ease them into the idea of any kind of kink you wish to explore together.
- Take A Shower Together. Another way to entice your partner is by hopping in the shower together. Wash their hair and body, caressing their limbs as you go. In combination with the water and heavy petting, it won’t be long before they’re responding just how you want them to!
- Cozy Up Under the Blankets. A classic way to get someone in bed is by doing the obvious thing of simply getting in bed! Cuddle up and stay warm together on these cold winter nights, but mix things up with a game of truth or dare, spoon naked and watch some porn together, or simply pull them into bed with you and go for it!
Whatever your tactics, remember to enjoy yourself and each other. In this modern tech-heavy lifestyle we all seem to lead, it’s easy to forget that we’re alive and we should live actual life. Taking time out to reconnect with your partner sexually and otherwise is a great way to strengthen your bond of love so do it and do it often.
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How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy for Your Partner
How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy for Your Partner
If you are looking to purchase the perfect sex toy for your partner, but you donât know where to start, this post is for you! I have laid out a few tips and tricks on what to look for, how to find out what your partner likes and wants in a toy, and you can have it delivered by Valentine’s Day with the deals going on in our online store so read on đ
- Figure Out What Your Partner Likes. If you donât know what your partner likes or you arenât sure, then youâll want to do some digging. Do they enjoy a certain kind of porn? Are they into anal? Is their ultimate fantasy a threesome? All of these things will determine what toy will work best for them and bring a smile to their face on February 14th.
- Ask Probing Questions. If you have no idea where to start or no idea what your partner is into, then itâs a good idea to begin asking some probing questions. Of course, you probably donât want them to know what youâre up to so itâs a good idea to ask âwhat ifâ type questions or address them in a roundabout way. You can do so by asking things like, âwould you ever try anal?â or âwhat do you think about threesomes?â Insert other topics and converse with your partner to really figure out what theyâre into or might be into experimenting with.
- Decide On the Perfect Toy. Once you have an idea of what they might enjoy in a toy, then itâs time to shop! Anal toys for anal lovers, threesome toys for those with menage-a-trois fantasies, yiff and furry play, or some classic realistic dildos.
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3 New Yearâs Resolutions to Crank Up the Kink in 2016
2016 is finally here and with that comes the annual resolutions so we thought we would come up with some fun, naughty new yearâs resolutions that you guys can enjoy this year!
3 New Yearâs Resolutions to Crank Up the Kink in 2016
- Try Bondage // Bondage is a fun way to mix things up and experiment. Mild bondage is commonly referred to as kink (think handcuffs, silk restraints and eye masks), but legit bondage is a bit more hardcore than that. If you find that the minor kinks are not doing it for you anymore, trying bondage out may be just the thing to help you feel more fulfillment sexually. Just make sure youâre informed, safe, sane, and consensual before going for it. Click Here to Learn More About Bondage
- Try A Fetish // If you feel that a specific fetish may be right for you, but have been to shy to speak about it, make 2016 the year you speak out about your fantasies and desires! Whether itâs a fetish for pantyhose, latex, rope bondage, yiff, foot fetish, medical fetish, or something else, be authentically you. We support you all the way to your sexual happiness đ
- Try Roleplay // If youâre more into the milder side of things, trying out a little frisky roleplay might be enjoyable for you. Thereâs anything from dirty talk to actual characters (schoolgirl and teacher or doctor and patient, to name a few), yiff roleplay as various animals, and evenvampire roleplay. Do your research and see what piques your interest, then share your thoughts with your partner(s) to discuss possible experimentation.
Hereâs to Wishing You the Kinkiest Year Yet đ
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Mistress Gift Guide
Mistress Gift Guide
Don’t know what to get your favorite mistress this holiday season? These gifts are guaranteed to please! From toys to tools, these kinky holiday gifts are the perfect way to say thank you to your beloved mistress, whatever her tastes or tricks of the trade may be.
- Vibro Screw Anal Plug – Inspired by actual screws, the Vibro Screw Plug is a wonderful toy for anal training and stretching play! It’s tapered tip can be inserted and screwed in a little at a time as you level up in your anal experience.
- Poseidon Urethral Sound – Complete with a handle for total control, this urethral sound is perfect for dilating your urethra one step at a time. The smooth ridges offer an intensely pleasurable experience for those who dare.
- Hand of Plenty Fisting Sex Toy – Designed to look like an actual human fist (with a twist), this Hand of Plenty toy is ideal for fisting and stretching play. The tapered tail end also offers up unique stimulation when you want a contrast to the fist end.
- Electro Stim Egg and Clamps – This Electro Stim Egg is perfect for direct electro stimulation while the clamps may be attached to any and all areas for a subtle shock or two đ
- The Devil Inside Me Butt Plug – Let out your inner devilish side with this Devil Inside Me Plug! One end is a small tapered butt plug with lube trails (for long lasting lubrication) while the other is a stylized devil tail. Use both for erotic stimulation and enjoyment!
- Raging Stallion Boot Paddle – A near-exact replica of the bottom side of any combat boot, this is the perfect tool to deal out punishment when your subs are defying you!
We hope she doesn’t make you regret gifting these to her đ
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