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Go Back to School with the Headmaster Dildo

Headmaster Dildo

Go Back to School with the Headmaster Dildo

It’s time for some old fashioned discipline! School is in and it’s time to hit the naughty erotica books with the Headmaster Dildo! The flared head and veined shaft stimulate you like no other!  Plus, for then ENTIRE month of August, you can get this item (and many others) for up to 20% Off in our Amazon store!

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End of Summer Deals Are Here!

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End of Summer Deals Are Here!

We’ve got some awesome deals going through to the end of summer! You can get up to 20% Off through the end of the month PLUS purchase 3+ items in our Amazon store and you’ll get FREE Shipping this weekend only! To get deals on Masturgasm, check the site directly below or follow us on Twitter for flash deals.

To check out the deals on Masturgasm, be sure to follow us on Twitter for flash deals and check out our website for more!

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4th of July Deals this Weekend!

4th of July Deals this Weekend!

4th of July Deals this Weekend! 

We have a great number of amazing 4th of July deals going on this weekend, both in our Amazon store and on our Masturgasm site. Here are the awesome Independence Day promotions you should take advantage of all weekend long!

AMAZON STORE DEALS

  • Buy 2+ Items and Get Free Shipping ALL WEEKEND LONG.
  • Spend $25+ and Get A FREE Big Daddy Cock Ring!

To check out the deals on Masturgasm, be sure to follow us on Twitter for flash deals and check out our website for more!

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Toys for Anal Stretching

Toys for Anal Stretching

For anyone looking to level up their anal play, anal stretching is the way to go! Whether you’re a beginner, intermediate, or advanced player, I’ve put together an awesome selection of toys to help you go from small toys to the big naughty ones😉

12 INCH SILICONE VIBRATING ANAL BEADS

12 Inch Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads 

For those who are absolute beginners, the 12 inch silicone vibrating anal beads are a fantastic place to start!

INFLATABLE BUTT PLUG

Inflatable Butt Plug

This inflatable butt plug is fantastic for beginner to intermediate anal players because you can start using this plug in it’s deflated state and then slowly inflate the plug using the convenient hand pump. This will slowly, gradually widen and open you up without being too sudden of a change.

DEPTH CHARGE BUTT PLUG SPREADER (SMALL)

Depth Charge Butt Plug – Small

The Depth Charge butt plug is a super unique anal plug because it’s split down the middle and it’s designed to be inserted like any butt plug, but the split slowly, gently opens you up and stretches you so you can level up to larger anal toys.

VIBRO SCREW ANAL PLUG

Vibro Screw Anal Plug

If the idea of being opened up doesn’t appeal to you, then you may want to try our Vibro Screw plug instead! Unlike the others, this plug screws into you as much as you desire.

FONDOVALLE SPIRAL SUCTION BUTT PLUG

Fondovalle Spiral Suction Butt Plug

For those who are more advanced players, why not try out our Fondovalle plug? It has tons of notches down the shaft for the ultimate stimulation during use and the mega suction cup ensures it’s not going anywhere when you’re using this massive toy!

Click Here to Browse Our Anal Toy Selection!

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Your Guide to Pony Play

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Your Guide to Pony Play


Pony play is a kind of yiff (furry) bondage roleplay in which the dom and the sub enact situations meant to humiliate and degrade the sub for sexual arousal and pleasure. All forms are considered BDSM and involve different role playing in which the dominant has power over the submissive in in various “pony” and “trainer” situations. The arousal for subs comes from being tied up and bound, mouth gagged, vision impaired, sometimes with toys inserted in various places, forced to (or willingly wanting to) role play various humiliating pony and trainer situations, and they are powerless to stop any of it. Dominants may gain pleasure from having this much power over their submissive.

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The Different Kinds of Pony Play:

  • Forced – Forced pony play is where the submissive still considers himself/herself a human, but is “forced” by his/her Dominant or “handler” to act like an animal. This usually includes humiliation tactics by the Dominant.
  • Equine Roleplay – Equine role playing is where the submissive takes on a horse/pony persona and acts like a normal horse or pony would. There is no humiliation or mistreatment by the Dominant in this situation.
  • Therians – This kind of animal role play is wherein the submissive truly believes they are part animal. This persona may or may not transfer over into daily life.

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The Different Kinds of Ponies

  • Cart Ponies – Cart ponies pull their Dominant or Mistress in a cart on either 2 or 4 legs.
  • Riding Ponies – Riding ponies are “trained” by their Dominant aka “handlers” to be ridden.
  • Show Ponies – Show ponies are used to model fancy tack and equipment by their Dominant “handler.”

Pony Play Tips:

  • Pony play usually takes places outdoors so it is recommended that those who wish to partake in pony role play own or rent private properties with barns or stalls in order to enjoy the most realistic experience. You could also go out to a local park and get hauled away in a horse trailer to enact pony role play without a farm or barn.
  • It is legal to go out in California and New York in full pony gear in public, but you must remained fully clothed. In other places, it may not be fully legal and is not recommended due to safety risks.
  • Safety Tips: It is highly recommended that you use safe words when engaging in any kind of bondage play.  If you engage in pony play during the summer, be sure to stay hydrated and take breaks to avoid dehydration and heat exhaustion in extreme temperatures. For those embodying the role of horse or pony, it is SO important to use proper footwear and not go out barefoot or with hooves as both can be highly damaging in rough terrain. Whenever engaging in any kind of bondage, it is important to be careful with proper blood circulation, take breaks for stretching and moving around normally without restriction, etc. Refer to our rope bondage guide for more tips on how to use them safely.

Browse our awesome selection of Animal Dildos HERE!

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Today Only! Shop Our Cyber Monday Deals!

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Today is the last day to get our Black Friday / Cyber Monday Deals so get all those last minute gifts and items to treat yourself before midnight tonight and take advantage of our massive discounts!

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This offer expires at midnight tonight so get the deals while you can!

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Happy Shopping!

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Get Masturgasm Black Friday Deals Now!

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Because I’m awesome like that, I decided to open up our Black Friday Deals a few hours early so you can get to shopping for the things you want right away without delay (that unintentionally rhymed…it’s magic!)

Anyway.

So, Here’s What You Get: 

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Shop On & Be Awesome, My Friends. 

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