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Toys for Anal Stretching

Toys for Anal Stretching

For anyone looking to level up their anal play, anal stretching is the way to go! Whether you’re a beginner, intermediate, or advanced player, I’ve put together an awesome selection of toys to help you go from small toys to the big naughty ones😉


12 Inch Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads 

For those who are absolute beginners, the 12 inch silicone vibrating anal beads are a fantastic place to start!


Inflatable Butt Plug

This inflatable butt plug is fantastic for beginner to intermediate anal players because you can start using this plug in it’s deflated state and then slowly inflate the plug using the convenient hand pump. This will slowly, gradually widen and open you up without being too sudden of a change.


Depth Charge Butt Plug – Small

The Depth Charge butt plug is a super unique anal plug because it’s split down the middle and it’s designed to be inserted like any butt plug, but the split slowly, gently opens you up and stretches you so you can level up to larger anal toys.


Vibro Screw Anal Plug

If the idea of being opened up doesn’t appeal to you, then you may want to try our Vibro Screw plug instead! Unlike the others, this plug screws into you as much as you desire.


Fondovalle Spiral Suction Butt Plug

For those who are more advanced players, why not try out our Fondovalle plug? It has tons of notches down the shaft for the ultimate stimulation during use and the mega suction cup ensures it’s not going anywhere when you’re using this massive toy!

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Your Guide to Pony Play

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Your Guide to Pony Play

Pony play is a kind of yiff (furry) bondage roleplay in which the dom and the sub enact situations meant to humiliate and degrade the sub for sexual arousal and pleasure. All forms are considered BDSM and involve different role playing in which the dominant has power over the submissive in in various “pony” and “trainer” situations. The arousal for subs comes from being tied up and bound, mouth gagged, vision impaired, sometimes with toys inserted in various places, forced to (or willingly wanting to) role play various humiliating pony and trainer situations, and they are powerless to stop any of it. Dominants may gain pleasure from having this much power over their submissive.

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The Different Kinds of Pony Play:

  • Forced – Forced pony play is where the submissive still considers himself/herself a human, but is “forced” by his/her Dominant or “handler” to act like an animal. This usually includes humiliation tactics by the Dominant.
  • Equine Roleplay – Equine role playing is where the submissive takes on a horse/pony persona and acts like a normal horse or pony would. There is no humiliation or mistreatment by the Dominant in this situation.
  • Therians – This kind of animal role play is wherein the submissive truly believes they are part animal. This persona may or may not transfer over into daily life.


The Different Kinds of Ponies

  • Cart Ponies – Cart ponies pull their Dominant or Mistress in a cart on either 2 or 4 legs.
  • Riding Ponies – Riding ponies are “trained” by their Dominant aka “handlers” to be ridden.
  • Show Ponies – Show ponies are used to model fancy tack and equipment by their Dominant “handler.”

Pony Play Tips:

  • Pony play usually takes places outdoors so it is recommended that those who wish to partake in pony role play own or rent private properties with barns or stalls in order to enjoy the most realistic experience. You could also go out to a local park and get hauled away in a horse trailer to enact pony role play without a farm or barn.
  • It is legal to go out in California and New York in full pony gear in public, but you must remained fully clothed. In other places, it may not be fully legal and is not recommended due to safety risks.
  • Safety Tips: It is highly recommended that you use safe words when engaging in any kind of bondage play.  If you engage in pony play during the summer, be sure to stay hydrated and take breaks to avoid dehydration and heat exhaustion in extreme temperatures. For those embodying the role of horse or pony, it is SO important to use proper footwear and not go out barefoot or with hooves as both can be highly damaging in rough terrain. Whenever engaging in any kind of bondage, it is important to be careful with proper blood circulation, take breaks for stretching and moving around normally without restriction, etc. Refer to our rope bondage guide for more tips on how to use them safely.

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4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!


With Halloween nearly here, everyone is rushing to get their costume in order for the big night and we’ve come up with 4 sex toys that can take your sexy Halloween costume to the next level! Whether you’re planning on going as something innocent or devilish, we’ve got some kinky options to make your costume a little big naughtier this year.

4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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  1. Costume: Naughty Bunny Rabbit. This delicious chrome plated steel anal plug comes with a tuft of faux rabbit fur which makes it perfect for pairing for your innocent bunny rabbit costume! Enjoy a little kink after hours with a partner and really get into character 😉

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2. Costume: Kinky Puppy or Dog. This naughty double dong has a stylistic dog penis dildo on one end and a textured dog tail on the other! Use both for some yiffing good pleasure and indulge your inner animal’s desires.

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3. Costume: Bondage Queen or Vampire. The darker side of sexy Halloween, our bondage gear make perfect additions to any of these costumes! This posture collar is especially useful for late night bondage sessions and keeping a sub in line during fun Halloween festivities 😉

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4. Costume: Drill Sergeant or Army Soldier. Whether you’re dominating or submitting, this jack boot paddle is perfect for whipping subordinates into shape! Keep it on you throughout the night to discipline anyone who mouths off.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Your Guide to Erotic Vampire Roleplay

With fall finally here and Halloween coming very soon, your mind might be on the seedier, wilder side of things to keep things sexy in the bedroom. Since we’re all about amping up the kink in your sex life, we’ve been doing research on ways to enjoy some wild naughty fun this fall and we thought, what’s sexier than vampires?

The answer is nothing. Vampires have taken over pop culture in a big way ever since the inception of Twilight, Vampire Diaries and True Blood and it’s no wonder. Even though you might be tuning in to your favorite erotic fantasy shows and films, you may not have thought about how you can enjoy a little vampire roleplay yourself which brings us to our first kink guide with a naughty Halloween twist!


Your Guide to Erotic Vampire Roleplay

  • Set the Stage. If you’re really trying to enjoy some vampire roleplay, you’ll want to set the stage and mood by using silk or velvet sheets and blankets, deep dark colors, lighting candles, and playing seductive music. This will help everyone get into the flow of things and feels more sexy, romantic, and a lot less awkward than trying to make it happen in your normal everyday environment. Half the appeal of vampire role play is the boldness, the darkness, and the seductive feel of that world so play that up.
  • Pick A Character. This can be as complicated or simple as you like. You can simply choose who gets to be the vampire and who gets to be the human victim and switch off or you can create specific characters with names. You can also give your characters roles such as dominant and submissive to give the role playing some direction. You can even do something such as vampire and werewolf roles to give it more of a visceral and primal feel of lust. Try some animal dildosfor realism 😉 You can also switch roles to keep things fun, but it’s entirely up to you.
  • Try Bondage. You can try playing games of lust and control such as with masturbation. One person masturbates while the other tells them when they can begin and stop as they like which can increase the intensity of pleasure. You can use bondage gear such as restraints, collars, and vibrators or use dildos, anal toys, or fetish toys to up the ante as well.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Animal Toy and Furry Mask Costume Kits Are Here!

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The Serpenis is an amazing dildo with a snake-like texture and appearance, including a stimulating knob on the base which can function to stimulate both the clitoris or the anal area!

It’s angular head and textured body will drive you wild and are a fantastic addition to any and all of your animal role play fantasies!

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3 Naughty New Things to Try On NYE!

New Years’ Eve is almost upon us and with that, comes specific obligations to try new things, enter 2012 with a bang (for some, we mean literally ;), and have a great time of course!

That being said, I made up a list of fun possibilities and ways to spend your evening in the true spirit of new beginning and trying new things!

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1. Anal Sex: Okay, I know. Either you love it or you hate it, but at least give it a go! Some truly swear by anal, while others not so much, but I truly think it’s something everyone needs to try at least once in their lifetime. Guidelines to remember: use LOTS of lube (seriously), RELAX yourself (if you’re on the receiving end!), and make sure you’re both relaxed and turned on. A good way to begin is with some foreplay before jumping into your anal adventure. This way, you’re both turned on and relaxed. That’s really important come time for penetration! You can also start out using small anal toys to adjust yourself to the feeling. Last but not least, have a good time and a sense of humor!

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2. Double Penetration: Now before you freak out about involving a third person in your relationship, take a deep breath and relax! That is not what I’m implying (unless you’re into that, in which case, proceed!), especially if you are in a monogamous relationship, but that’s where toys come in. Romance Attack Online carries a 3 series of toys for couples that enable double penetration WITHOUT involving a third person. So, it’s just you and your partner, but 100X the pleasure. This is a great way to amp up the intensity of intercourse and finally fulfill your closet fantasies about a threesome! (Go on then! We’ve all had them!) These toys are fantastic, versatile and take all the anxiety and panic out of the typical threesome.

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3. Enjoy That Furry Love: No, I’m not suggesting bestiality because that’s totally illegal, but I AM suggesting you get in touch with your primal instincts and own inner animal. Are you a dog, wolf, etc? Or is your partner the one with an animal inside? Whichever, we carry a line of yiff-inspired toys for all your carnal desires. Indulge in the furry fantasy!

If all of these sounds too crazy for your style, no worries. A simple massage, some light bondage, a new sex position (or several!), or even some new toys and lubricants are all fun ways to spend the evening! Remember to do what fits your comfort zone and what piques your interest.

Have a Happy New Year!

See you in 2013!

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