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The Perfect Toys for Dia de Los Muertos!

Happy Day of the Dead! All things skulls and skeletons run today so we’re sharing 2 awesome sex toys that are absolutely bad to the bone (pardon the pun, but it’s true!).

The Perfect Toys for Dia de Los Muertos!

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The Skeleton Penis Extension is PERFECT for Dia de Los Muertos AKA Day of the Dead! The skeleton design offers up unique stimulation and function as lube trails to help lubrication last longer and pleasure that’s more intensely satisfying. The strap is both a cock ring/sling that helps the wearer stay harder for longer and cum harder.

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The Akmed Skull Dong has a good side and a bad side; both are pleasure-inducing! The skull textures act as lube trails for long-lasting lubrication and provided stimulation during use while the wide base helps keep the product still while you have your fun 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Happy Halloween!

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Happy Halloween from All of Us At Masturgasm!

We hope you have the naughtiest of naughty Halloweens this year and remember to stay safe, sane and consensual 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Last Chance to Get These Halloween Deals!

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Last Chance to Get Our Halloween Deals!

Today is the LAST DAY to get any of our awesome Halloween deals and discounts on Masturgasm and our Amazon store so hurry and shop while you still can to get your favorite dildos and butt plugs at awesome prices!

Masturgasm Halloween Deals:

  • Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
  • Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!

Amazon Store Halloween Deals: 

  • Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!

No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.

Happy Shopping! 

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

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4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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With Halloween nearly here, everyone is rushing to get their costume in order for the big night and we’ve come up with 4 sex toys that can take your sexy Halloween costume to the next level! Whether you’re planning on going as something innocent or devilish, we’ve got some kinky options to make your costume a little big naughtier this year.

4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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  1. Costume: Naughty Bunny Rabbit. This delicious chrome plated steel anal plug comes with a tuft of faux rabbit fur which makes it perfect for pairing for your innocent bunny rabbit costume! Enjoy a little kink after hours with a partner and really get into character 😉

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2. Costume: Kinky Puppy or Dog. This naughty double dong has a stylistic dog penis dildo on one end and a textured dog tail on the other! Use both for some yiffing good pleasure and indulge your inner animal’s desires.

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3. Costume: Bondage Queen or Vampire. The darker side of sexy Halloween, our bondage gear make perfect additions to any of these costumes! This posture collar is especially useful for late night bondage sessions and keeping a sub in line during fun Halloween festivities 😉

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4. Costume: Drill Sergeant or Army Soldier. Whether you’re dominating or submitting, this jack boot paddle is perfect for whipping subordinates into shape! Keep it on you throughout the night to discipline anyone who mouths off.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Halloween Deals Are Almost Over!

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Our Halloween Sales Are Sweeter Than Any Treat!

Our Halloween deals this year are sweeter than any of your Halloween treats so get in on these naughty Halloween deals while you can 😉

Masturgasm Halloween Deals:

  • Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
  • Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!

Amazon Store Halloween Deals: 

  • Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!

No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.

Happy Shopping!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

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xO

5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2015

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The impending new year allows us a chance to reflect and rejuvenate, but also a chance to plan ahead for the new year and enjoy even better things to come! Here at Masturgasm, we hope to help you indulge in all the kink you can carry so here are a few resolutions we think will help achieve just that in 2015!

  1. Try Anal On For Size. Anal can be a seriously pleasurable asset to any intimate sex life, but it can be difficult to convince your partner to give it a go if they’ve never tried it before. If they need persuading, check out this post on how to convince them to try it out with you! Otherwise, if you just need a few tips and tricks, get the 411 on Anal here.
  2. Play A Role. Role playing is a great way to get to know your partner a little better and to explore all the different sides of your sexual selves. Whether you’re into yiff roleplay or maybe a little bondage, role playing is a great way to improve your intimate trust and sexual satisfaction in 2015.
  3. Get the Thickness You Deserve. Do you and your partner desire more thickness during intimacy? We have the PERFECT extension for you! Our beloved Thick Ur Dick Girth Expander helps give you the thickness in your penis that you deserve to please you and your partner.
  4. Menage-A-Trois, Anyone? Before you pass over this one, we’re not talking about a 3 person sex fest (unless you’re into that, then proceed 😉 ). We’re talking about our Fidelity Fantasy Threesome Toys!  They help facilitate the sensations of threesome, double penetration pleasure without involving a third person. So, you can your partner can enjoy double the pleasure and double the fun without the third wheel – awesome, right?
  5. Inflate Your…Ego 😉 Your ego won’t be the only thing inflated once we’re done with you! Our electric penis pumps  are perfect for getting a bigger dick, instantly during use, and enjoying intense pleasure all at once!

Here’s to the Naughtiest New Year in 2015 😉

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Happy New Year from Masturgasm!

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From all of us here at Masturgasm, we want to thank you so much for keeping up with us on this blog, being incredibly loyal and wonderful customers, and we wish you the best year yet in 2015!

Happy New Year from All of Us – Stay Naughty ;-P

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3 Ways to Amp Up the Kink In Your Relationship in 2015!

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You may find that the winter months have you feeling a bit blah in the bedroom and the colder weather can do that. Colder weather tends to sap your libido so it’s important to eat well, stay active, and experiment when things are getting dull. That’s why we came up with a few ideas to help you spice up the naughtiness in your relationship!

  1. Try Something New. Whether it’s anal, a little fetish or BDSM, a new sex position, or even just trying a naughty new sex toy, trying something new in the bedroom can be a breath of much-needed fresh air for your intimate life so don’t be afraid to get a little extreme if you feel the need! Yiff roleplay, medical fetish toys, or just sizing up your anal toys can make a big difference in your overall sexual satisfaction.
  2. Renew Enthusiasm For the Classics. If you’re opposed to trying anything new, maybe you just need a little more enthusiasm in your life! Get excited about pleasing your partner, even if the task seems unexciting. Working up some enthusiasm at bringing your partner to ecstasy could just mean the difference between a ho-hum sexual experience and a seriously satisfying erotic experience.
  3. Get Active Together. This might sound like strange advice, but it’s true: staying active together can increase your sex drives together, make your bond together even stronger, and even enjoy more passionate, enthusiastic intimacy.

Stay Naughty, My Friends ;-P

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5 Great Toys That Will Add Variety in Your Sex Life

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We know the classics, missionary, doggy style, cowgirl, the list goes on. How do we make old sex acts new again? Variety my friend. We must throw new elements into our fun old games, to make things new and exiting again. There are many different adult toys that you can throw into the mix to make you and your partner revisit the great era of sexual discovery. Here are 5 great adult toys that will help you and your partner switch things up.
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1. Plentiful Plugger Penis Extension – Want to add some extra meat in all the right places? The plugger extension is a large penis extension with a nice downward curve and a bit of veins on the shaft for a great textured ride. This extension also adds girth and length to your penis, making you a beast in the bedroom. We recommend this toy to couples who want a “bigger” experience in the bedroom. Try it out!
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2.Fidelity Anal Fantasy #1 – Ever wanted to be in 2 places at once?! Experience the pleasure of double penetration with this awesome anal toy that fits around the penis like a piece of sex armor! Turn your pecker into a lethal weapon, and make your partner drip with anticipation! If you arent satisfied with the size of the fidelity #1, try out our larger Fidelity Anal Fantasy #2.
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3. Big Daddy’s Cock Ring – Want to get harder and last longer? The big daddy cock ring is a great adjustable cock ring for those ready to venture into the world of cock rings. With an adjustable bead for easy release this ring will bring your orgasms to great heights! Affordable, and fun for you and your partner!
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4. Thick Ur Dick Girth Penis Expander – Thick ur dick is the ultimate girth expander, turn your tool into a fatty with this amazing toy! open ended so you can still be part of the action! Great for couples who want to widen their horizons. Try this or if you want a smooth experience try our Thick ur Slick Dick.
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5. Plug Ring Cock Ring Anal Plug Combo – If you are looking to step it up in the kinky department, our combo cock ring anal plugs are just the toy for you, Made to stimulate the anus, penis, and everything in between with its “perineum ridge” . This toy is the real deal when it comes to adding something new to your lovemaking sessions. Great to try alone, and great to experience with a partner!

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10 Naughty Things You + Your Lover Should Try In the Bedroom!

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Its getting cold out there, and we here at Masturgasm hope that you have someone you can

“warm up” with ;-P . Here are 10 naughty things that you can try in the bedroom!


1. Try a Little Roleplay. Sometimes its nice to have an all new experience and a fun way to do this is by pretending to be someone else! Role-playing is a Masturgasm favorite, come see our toys and see what your next sexual adventure will be!

2. Experiment With Anal Sex. Have you ever tried door # 2? If not, this is a mystery that you need to uncover now! Make sure to get lots of lube and take it slow if its your first time. Anal sex is an amazing experience, and every moment is meant to be savored and enjoyed. Check out our amazing line of anal toys.

3. Try Bondage! Bondage is a very cerebral experience, whether you are submissive or dominant, and a part of everyone craves a part of what bondage offers. We do bondage right at Masturgasm, and have lots of naughty toys that help you fully experience the pleasure that you can attain while being dominant or submissive.

4. Experience Double-Penetration. Only the kinkiest for you! Double penetration is an experience that will change your take on sex forever, and we at Masturgasm have some great toys to experience the feeling of being taken by two in our Threesome Toys.

5. Play Doctor… This will only hurt a little bit….. 😉 Playing doctor is a great way to start some serious play with your partner.  We have some awesome Steel Toys that can help you with your medical fancies!

6. Unleash Your Inner Animal – Ever wanted to woof woof while you bow wow wow? Animal play or furry roleplay is a favorite among our followers. Pretend to be a couple of frisky horses or do it doggy-style – For Real! We have many toys available for those who want to unleash their inner animal.

7. Try Urethral Stretching. Try out some new sensations with our new steel medical toys. If you dont know what Urethral stretching is, check out our Beginners Guide To Urethral Stretching.

8.  Play footsies (or fisties!) erotic style… Bring a 5th foot to the party and embark on a foot or fist fetish. Try out the killer but sexy Femme foot fatale, or the Duo Fist. These toys are only for the true sex warrior.

9. GO BIG! If you and your partner seek to tame a beast, look no further. We have some killer beastie toys for you to try out. So what do you think? Are you fierce enough for the beast? Can you tame moby dick? What about Mr. Ed?

10. Pump up your junk! – Get your tool rock hard with one of our electric Vacuum pumps.

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Have Naughty Fall Fun this Weekend!

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