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50 Shades Dark Gift Guide

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Kinky Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is coming with a vengeance, but we like to do our Valentine’s Day with more kink than cuteness so we came up with a 50 Shades Dark Gift Guide to reflect our hedonistic ideals and values – hope you enjoy 😉

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50 Shades Dark Gift Guide

  • 12 Inch Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating anal beads are crafted from non-porous silicone materials which makes them perfect for anal play! 12 inches of uninterrupted anal fun, these beads come in a long wand-like strip and easy push controls.
  • Shibari Halo 10 Speed Waterproof Vibrator – This vibrating wand has 10 speeds of vibration for a diverse array of erotic stimulation that can be enjoyed for hours without every experiencing the same mode twice 😉
  • Wolfman Wolf Dildo – Designed after a real wolf penis, this dildo is ideal for unleashing your inner animal! Coupled with a suction cup for uninterrupted play, this toy can be used anywhere you like, including on shower walls!
  • Black Ball Gag – Keep your partner (or yourself) quiet with this secure, but comfortable ball gag! Complete with perforated ball for easy breathing during use, this ball gag adds a new layer of intensity and kink to all your bondage play.
  • Black Leather Blindfold Mask – This leather blindfold is ideal for total blackout pleasure experiences! Made with authentic leather, this blindfold has a comfortable elastic band for easy wear any time the mood strikes.
  • Screw Nipple Clamps with Chain – These screw nipple clamps are the perfect way to amp up the intensity during your bondage play. The chain and screw clamps ensure these stay put for however long you like!
  • Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug – This Devil Inside Me butt plug includes a small tapered butt plug complete with lube trails for long lasting lubrication and fun. The end opposite the plug is in the shape of a pitchforked devil’s tail ideal for anyone who’s been too naughty and wants to show off their kinky ways.
  • Vibro Screw Anal Plug – This massive anal toy is perfect for taking your anal play up a notch! Unlike other anal toys, this butt plug allows you to screw in a little more whenever you want to increase the intensity and pleasure – just give it a screw and enjoy!
  • Large Mole Butt Plug – The large mole plug is a modestly sized tapered butt plug for naughty anal play without going too wild. It’s perfect for keeping in place while enjoying other pleasures and is easily used with the help of a little lubrication.
  • Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating silicone anal beads are perfect for all kinds of anal play, especially when used by male partners (but not only) because the base includes soft ridges for stimulating your perineum during use and the beaded wand is curved for stimulating the prostate.
  • Set of 2 Thigh and Wrist Restraints – Last, but certainly not least, is this set of thigh and wrist restraints! Perfect for keeping your partner (or yourself) tied down and ready, these restraints are heavy duty and won’t budge!

Here’s to the Naughtiest Valentine’s Day Yet 😉

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The Perfect Toys for Dia de Los Muertos!

Happy Day of the Dead! All things skulls and skeletons run today so we’re sharing 2 awesome sex toys that are absolutely bad to the bone (pardon the pun, but it’s true!).

The Perfect Toys for Dia de Los Muertos!

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The Skeleton Penis Extension is PERFECT for Dia de Los Muertos AKA Day of the Dead! The skeleton design offers up unique stimulation and function as lube trails to help lubrication last longer and pleasure that’s more intensely satisfying. The strap is both a cock ring/sling that helps the wearer stay harder for longer and cum harder.

Akmed Dong Masturgasm Skull Dildo

The Akmed Skull Dong has a good side and a bad side; both are pleasure-inducing! The skull textures act as lube trails for long-lasting lubrication and provided stimulation during use while the wide base helps keep the product still while you have your fun 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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xO

Happy Halloween!

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Happy Halloween from All of Us At Masturgasm!

We hope you have the naughtiest of naughty Halloweens this year and remember to stay safe, sane and consensual 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Last Chance to Get These Halloween Deals!

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Last Chance to Get Our Halloween Deals!

Today is the LAST DAY to get any of our awesome Halloween deals and discounts on Masturgasm and our Amazon store so hurry and shop while you still can to get your favorite dildos and butt plugs at awesome prices!

Masturgasm Halloween Deals:

  • Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
  • Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!

Amazon Store Halloween Deals: 

  • Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!

No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.

Happy Shopping! 

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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With Halloween nearly here, everyone is rushing to get their costume in order for the big night and we’ve come up with 4 sex toys that can take your sexy Halloween costume to the next level! Whether you’re planning on going as something innocent or devilish, we’ve got some kinky options to make your costume a little big naughtier this year.

4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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  1. Costume: Naughty Bunny Rabbit. This delicious chrome plated steel anal plug comes with a tuft of faux rabbit fur which makes it perfect for pairing for your innocent bunny rabbit costume! Enjoy a little kink after hours with a partner and really get into character 😉

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2. Costume: Kinky Puppy or Dog. This naughty double dong has a stylistic dog penis dildo on one end and a textured dog tail on the other! Use both for some yiffing good pleasure and indulge your inner animal’s desires.

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3. Costume: Bondage Queen or Vampire. The darker side of sexy Halloween, our bondage gear make perfect additions to any of these costumes! This posture collar is especially useful for late night bondage sessions and keeping a sub in line during fun Halloween festivities 😉

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4. Costume: Drill Sergeant or Army Soldier. Whether you’re dominating or submitting, this jack boot paddle is perfect for whipping subordinates into shape! Keep it on you throughout the night to discipline anyone who mouths off.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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xO

Halloween Deals Are Almost Over!

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Our Halloween Sales Are Sweeter Than Any Treat!

Our Halloween deals this year are sweeter than any of your Halloween treats so get in on these naughty Halloween deals while you can 😉

Masturgasm Halloween Deals:

  • Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
  • Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!

Amazon Store Halloween Deals: 

  • Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!

No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.

Happy Shopping!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

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Animal Toy and Furry Mask Costume Kits Are Here!

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Animal Toy and Furry Mask Costume Kits Are Here!

Just in time for Halloween and the fun fall season, we’ve stocked up on furry animal costume masks and are now offering them separately as well as alongside all your favorite animal dildos at a great price! Get the Mr. Ed Horse Dildo alongside a yiffing good Horse Head Costume Mask. Enjoy it this Halloween for some kinky role play, add a naughty spin to your Halloween costume, or indulge in furry sex fun any time all year long 😉 Aside from the kinky horse kit, we have different canine varieties and even a wolf mask and toy companion set!

Have a look at our full selection of animal costume kits on Masturgasm.

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xO

5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2015

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The impending new year allows us a chance to reflect and rejuvenate, but also a chance to plan ahead for the new year and enjoy even better things to come! Here at Masturgasm, we hope to help you indulge in all the kink you can carry so here are a few resolutions we think will help achieve just that in 2015!

  1. Try Anal On For Size. Anal can be a seriously pleasurable asset to any intimate sex life, but it can be difficult to convince your partner to give it a go if they’ve never tried it before. If they need persuading, check out this post on how to convince them to try it out with you! Otherwise, if you just need a few tips and tricks, get the 411 on Anal here.
  2. Play A Role. Role playing is a great way to get to know your partner a little better and to explore all the different sides of your sexual selves. Whether you’re into yiff roleplay or maybe a little bondage, role playing is a great way to improve your intimate trust and sexual satisfaction in 2015.
  3. Get the Thickness You Deserve. Do you and your partner desire more thickness during intimacy? We have the PERFECT extension for you! Our beloved Thick Ur Dick Girth Expander helps give you the thickness in your penis that you deserve to please you and your partner.
  4. Menage-A-Trois, Anyone? Before you pass over this one, we’re not talking about a 3 person sex fest (unless you’re into that, then proceed 😉 ). We’re talking about our Fidelity Fantasy Threesome Toys!  They help facilitate the sensations of threesome, double penetration pleasure without involving a third person. So, you can your partner can enjoy double the pleasure and double the fun without the third wheel – awesome, right?
  5. Inflate Your…Ego 😉 Your ego won’t be the only thing inflated once we’re done with you! Our electric penis pumps  are perfect for getting a bigger dick, instantly during use, and enjoying intense pleasure all at once!

Here’s to the Naughtiest New Year in 2015 😉

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Happy New Year from Masturgasm!

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From all of us here at Masturgasm, we want to thank you so much for keeping up with us on this blog, being incredibly loyal and wonderful customers, and we wish you the best year yet in 2015!

Happy New Year from All of Us – Stay Naughty ;-P

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3 Ways to Amp Up the Kink In Your Relationship in 2015!

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You may find that the winter months have you feeling a bit blah in the bedroom and the colder weather can do that. Colder weather tends to sap your libido so it’s important to eat well, stay active, and experiment when things are getting dull. That’s why we came up with a few ideas to help you spice up the naughtiness in your relationship!

  1. Try Something New. Whether it’s anal, a little fetish or BDSM, a new sex position, or even just trying a naughty new sex toy, trying something new in the bedroom can be a breath of much-needed fresh air for your intimate life so don’t be afraid to get a little extreme if you feel the need! Yiff roleplay, medical fetish toys, or just sizing up your anal toys can make a big difference in your overall sexual satisfaction.
  2. Renew Enthusiasm For the Classics. If you’re opposed to trying anything new, maybe you just need a little more enthusiasm in your life! Get excited about pleasing your partner, even if the task seems unexciting. Working up some enthusiasm at bringing your partner to ecstasy could just mean the difference between a ho-hum sexual experience and a seriously satisfying erotic experience.
  3. Get Active Together. This might sound like strange advice, but it’s true: staying active together can increase your sex drives together, make your bond together even stronger, and even enjoy more passionate, enthusiastic intimacy.

Stay Naughty, My Friends ;-P

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