50 Shades Dark Gift Guide
Kinky Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is coming with a vengeance, but we like to do our Valentine’s Day with more kink than cuteness so we came up with a 50 Shades Dark Gift Guide to reflect our hedonistic ideals and values – hope you enjoy š
50 Shades Dark Gift Guide
- 12 Inch Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating anal beads are crafted from non-porous silicone materials which makes them perfect for anal play! 12 inches of uninterrupted anal fun, these beads come in a long wand-like strip and easy push controls.
- Shibari Halo 10 Speed Waterproof Vibrator – This vibrating wand has 10 speeds of vibration for a diverse array of erotic stimulation that can be enjoyed for hours without every experiencing the same mode twice š
- Wolfman Wolf Dildo – Designed after a real wolf penis, this dildo is ideal for unleashing your inner animal! Coupled with a suction cup for uninterrupted play, this toy can be used anywhere you like, including on shower walls!
- Black Ball Gag – Keep your partner (or yourself) quiet with this secure, but comfortable ball gag! Complete with perforated ball for easy breathing during use, this ball gag adds a new layer of intensity and kink to all your bondage play.
- Black Leather Blindfold Mask – This leather blindfold is ideal for total blackout pleasure experiences! Made with authentic leather, this blindfold has a comfortable elastic band for easy wear any time the mood strikes.
- Screw Nipple Clamps with Chain – These screw nipple clamps are the perfect way to amp up the intensity during your bondage play. The chain and screw clamps ensure these stay put for however long you like!
- Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug – This Devil Inside Me butt plug includes a small tapered butt plug complete with lube trails for long lasting lubrication and fun. The end opposite the plug is in the shape of a pitchforked devil’s tail ideal for anyone who’s been too naughty and wants to show off their kinky ways.
- Vibro Screw Anal Plug – This massive anal toy is perfect for taking your anal play up a notch! Unlike other anal toys, this butt plug allows you to screw in a little more whenever you want to increase the intensity and pleasure – just give it a screw and enjoy!
- Large Mole Butt Plug – The large mole plug is a modestly sized tapered butt plug for naughty anal play without going too wild. It’s perfect for keeping in place while enjoying other pleasures and is easily used with the help of a little lubrication.
- Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating silicone anal beads are perfect for all kinds of anal play, especially when used by male partners (but not only) because the base includes soft ridges for stimulating your perineum during use and the beaded wand is curved for stimulating the prostate.
- Set of 2 Thigh and Wrist Restraints – Last, but certainly not least, is this set of thigh and wrist restraints! Perfect for keeping your partner (or yourself) tied down and ready, these restraints are heavy duty and won’t budge!
Here’s to the Naughtiest Valentine’s Day Yet š
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Mistress Gift Guide
Mistress Gift Guide
Don’t know what to get your favorite mistress this holiday season? These gifts are guaranteed to please! From toys to tools, these kinky holiday gifts are the perfect way to say thank you to your beloved mistress, whatever her tastes or tricks of the trade may be.
- Vibro Screw Anal Plug – Inspired by actual screws, the Vibro Screw Plug is a wonderful toy for anal training and stretching play! It’s tapered tip can be inserted and screwed in a little at a time as you level up in your anal experience.
- Poseidon Urethral SoundĀ –Ā Complete with a handle for total control, this urethral sound is perfect for dilating your urethra one step at a time. The smooth ridges offer an intensely pleasurable experience for those who dare.
- Hand of Plenty Fisting Sex Toy – Designed to look like an actual human fist (with a twist), this Hand of Plenty toy is ideal for fisting and stretching play. The tapered tail end also offers up unique stimulation when you want a contrast to the fist end.
- Electro Stim Egg and Clamps – This Electro Stim Egg is perfect for direct electro stimulation while the clamps may be attached to any and all areas for a subtle shock or two š
- The Devil Inside Me Butt PlugĀ – Let out your inner devilish side with this Devil Inside Me Plug! One end is a small tapered butt plug with lube trails (for long lasting lubrication) while the other is a stylized devil tail. Use both for erotic stimulation and enjoyment!
- Raging Stallion Boot Paddle – A near-exact replica of the bottom side of any combat boot, this is the perfect tool to deal out punishment when your subs are defying you!
We hope she doesn’t make you regret gifting these to her š
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The Sex Toy You Should Try During Football Season!
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If you’re a football fan, then this toy is going to add a whole new level of pleasure to hardcore sports fans everywhere. Modeled after a real football, this massive butt plug comes complete with textured surface and stitches just like the real thing! Not for the faint at heart, it also comes with a massive suction cup for deep anal pleasure and other erotic stretching play. Get into the spirit of football season and try this big anal plug š
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4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!
With Halloween nearly here, everyone is rushing to get their costume in order for the big night and we’ve come up with 4 sex toys that can take your sexy Halloween costume to the next level! Whether you’re planning on going as something innocent or devilish, we’ve got some kinky options to make your costume a little big naughtier this year.
4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!
- Costume: Naughty Bunny Rabbit. This delicious chrome plated steel anal plugĀ comes with a tuft of faux rabbit fur which makes it perfect for pairing for your innocent bunny rabbit costume! Enjoy a little kink after hours with a partner and really get into character š
2. Costume: Kinky Puppy or Dog. This naughty double dong has a stylistic dog penis dildo on one end and a textured dog tail on the other! Use both for some yiffing good pleasure and indulge your inner animal’s desires.
3. Costume: Bondage QueenĀ or Vampire.Ā The darker side of sexy Halloween, our bondage gear make perfect additions to any of these costumes! This posture collar is especially useful for late night bondage sessions and keeping a sub in line during fun Halloween festivities š
4. Costume: Drill Sergeant or Army Soldier. Whether you’re dominating or submitting, this jack boot paddle is perfect for whipping subordinates into shape! Keep it on you throughout the night to discipline anyone who mouths off.
Stay Safe & Naughty š
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NEW Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug!
NEW Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug!Ā
One of our newest sex toys on Masturgasm, this Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug is PERFECT for Halloween, especially if you’re up for some horror-themed roleplay. If you happen to be dressing up in a naughty devil costume for Halloween, this is a great toy to pair with your costume for naughty after-party play. The tail end of this anal plug is scaled and comes to a raised pitchfork point. The texture is great for stimulation and adds kinky detail to your sexy Halloween costume. The plug end of this toy is a simple medium sized, tapered butt plug with lube trails for long lasting lubrication and fun!
Measurements:Ā
- Total Length: 18 Inches
- Plug Length: 5 Inches
- Thickness: 6 3/4 around widest point
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Your Single Ladies Guide to Masturbation
Your Single Ladies Guide to Masturbation
Ā For us single ladies who enjoy many indulgent and pleasurable nights in, we value our āmeā time. Since I know self-pleasure is where itās at, I thought Iād come up with a few tips to help you enjoy your solo nights to the absolute fullest š
- Make Sure Youāre Alone ā First off, make sure youāre alone! Whether that means sneaking off by yourself or waiting til nobodyās home, itās up to you; just make sure your door is locked!
- Pick the Perfect Toy ā The next thing you want to do is pick the perfect toy(s). What are you into? Vibrators, vibrating dildos, realistic dildos, or pure anal toys? Pick your favorites and make sure theyāre handy wherever you plan to have your fun.
- Have Lubricants At Armās Length ā After that, be sure you have your favorite lubricants on hand. If you plan to use toys for your masturbation session, youāll want to make sure youāre using a water based lubricant so that they donāt conflict with your toys (silicone lubes will break down toy materials).
- Explore Your Pleasure Spots ā Now that you have all your pleasure tools, itās time for some fun! Explore your erogenous zones, methods of masturbation, and see what you enjoy. You never know until you try and alone time is the perfect moment to see what you like š
- Entertain Yourself ā If you want a little entertainment, put on your favorite naughty film! It can be as tame or wild as you like; just make sure you have some headphones if you have roommates or arenāt totally alone.
- Enjoy A Hot Shower ā Once youāre done or if you prefer a unique erotic experience, hop in the shower for some wet fun!
Single Galās Night-In Essentials
- Encounter Personal LubricantĀ ā The perfect water based lubricant, this is perfect for any of your toys and ideal for getting lasting lubrication.
- Nasstoys Adult Toy CleanerĀ ā This toy cleaner is ideal for quick cleaning your toys after youāve had your fun with them!
- Shibari My Wand x10 Speed Wirelesss MassagerĀ ā This awesome massager is the perfect choice if youāre new to vibrators or want a classic choice for solo fun.
Good Luck š
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5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2015
The impending new year allows us a chance to reflect and rejuvenate, but also a chance to plan ahead for the new year and enjoy even better things to come! Here at Masturgasm, we hope to help you indulge in all the kinkĀ you can carry so here are a few resolutions we think will help achieve just that in 2015!
- Try Anal On For Size. Anal can be a seriously pleasurable asset to any intimate sex life, but it can be difficult to convince your partner to give it a go if they’ve never tried it before. If they need persuading, check out this post on how to convince them to try it out with you! Otherwise, if you just need a few tips and tricks, get the 411 on Anal here.
- Play A Role. Role playing is a great way to get to know your partner a little better and to explore all the different sides of your sexual selves. Whether you’re into yiff roleplayĀ or maybe a little bondage, role playing is a great way to improve your intimate trust and sexual satisfaction in 2015.
- Get the Thickness You Deserve. Do you and your partner desire more thickness during intimacy? We have the PERFECT extension for you! Our beloved Thick Ur Dick Girth Expander helps give you the thickness in your penis that you deserve to please you and your partner.
- Menage-A-Trois, Anyone? Before you pass over this one, we’re not talking about a 3 person sex fest (unless you’re into that, then proceed š ). We’re talking about our Fidelity Fantasy Threesome Toys! Ā They help facilitate the sensations of threesome, double penetration pleasure without involving a third person. So, you can your partner can enjoy double the pleasure and double the fun without the third wheel – awesome, right?
- Inflate Your…Ego š Your ego won’t be the only thing inflated once we’re done with you! Our electric penis pumpsĀ Ā are perfect for getting a bigger dick, instantly during use, and enjoying intense pleasure all at once!
Here’s to the Naughtiest New Year in 2015 š
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Happy New Year from Masturgasm!
From all of us here at Masturgasm, we want to thank you so much for keeping up with us on this blog, being incredibly loyal and wonderful customers, and we wish you the bestĀ year yet in 2015!
Happy New Year from All of Us – Stay Naughty ;-P
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3 Ways to Amp Up the Kink In Your Relationship in 2015!
You may find that the winter months have you feeling a bitĀ blahĀ in the bedroom and the colder weather can do that. Colder weather tends to sap your libido so it’s important to eat well, stay active, and experiment when things are getting dull. That’s why we came up with a few ideas to help you spice up the naughtiness in your relationship!
- Try Something New. Whether it’s anal, a little fetish or BDSM, a new sex position, or even just trying a naughty new sex toy, trying something new in the bedroom can be a breath of much-needed fresh air for your intimate life so don’t be afraid to get a little extreme if you feel the need! Yiff roleplay, medical fetish toys, or just sizing up your anal toys can make a big difference in your overall sexual satisfaction.
- Renew Enthusiasm For the Classics. If you’re opposed to trying anything new, maybe you just need a little more enthusiasm in your life! Get excited about pleasing your partner, even if the task seems unexciting. Working up some enthusiasm at bringing your partner to ecstasy could just mean the difference between a ho-hum sexual experience and a seriously satisfying erotic experience.
- Get Active Together. This might sound like strange advice, but it’s true: staying active together can increase your sex drives together, make your bond together even stronger, and even enjoy more passionate, enthusiastic intimacy.
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5 Great Toys That Will Add Variety in Your Sex Life
We know the classics, missionary, doggy style, cowgirl, the list goes on. How do we make old sex acts new again? Variety my friend. We must throw new elements into our fun old games, to make things new and exiting again. There are many different adult toys that you can throw into the mix to make you and your partner revisit the great era of sexual discovery. Here are 5 great adult toys that will help you and your partner switch things up.
1. Plentiful Plugger Penis ExtensionĀ – Want to add some extra meat in all the right places? The plugger extension is a large penis extension with a nice downward curve and a bit of veins on the shaft for a great textured ride. This extension also adds girth and length to your penis, making you a beast in the bedroom. We recommend this toy to couples who want a “bigger” experience in the bedroom. Try it out!
2.Fidelity Anal Fantasy #1Ā – Ever wanted to be in 2 places at once?! Experience the pleasure of double penetration with this awesome anal toy that fits around the penis like a piece of sex armor! Turn your pecker into a lethal weapon, and make your partner drip with anticipation! If you arent satisfied with the size of the fidelity #1, try out our larger Fidelity Anal Fantasy #2.
3. Big Daddy’s Cock RingĀ – Want to get harder and last longer? The big daddy cock ring is a great adjustable cock ring for those ready to venture into the world of cock rings. With an adjustable bead for easy release this ring will bring your orgasms to great heights! Affordable, and fun for you and your partner!
4. Thick Ur Dick Girth Penis ExpanderĀ – Thick ur dick is the ultimate girth expander, turn your tool into a fatty with this amazing toy! open ended so you can still be part of the action! Great for couples who want to widen their horizons. Try this or if you want a smooth experience try our Thick ur Slick Dick.
5. Plug Ring Cock Ring Anal Plug ComboĀ – If you are looking to step it up in the kinky department, our combo cock ring anal plugs are just the toy for you, Made to stimulate the anus, penis, and everything in between with its “perineum ridge” . This toy is the real deal when it comes to adding something new to your lovemaking sessions. Great to try alone, and great to experience with a partner!
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