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How to Have A Super Naughty Holiday Season

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TGIFF! 

This weekend is sure to be a total blast what with the cooler weather, the fast-approaching holidays (what’s on your naughty list? 😉 ) and the down time to try some new, fun, and naughty tips we’ve put together to make this holiday season your naughtiest yet!

Naughty Holiday Gift Guide: Penis Extensions

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Naughty Holiday Gift Guide: Yiff Toys

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Urethral Stretching: A Beginner’s Guide

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Sounding: The insertion of an object into the urethra

Meatorrhaphy: The procedure of enlarging the urethral opening


Penis plugs, and urethral sounds are highly popular tools for sexual arousal, experimentation and pleasure. Alot of men use them to find new ways of achieving sexual pleasure. These tools can be used for sex, masturbation, role play, and whatever else you can think of (please be safe!)

Before you begin your journey into the world of penis sounds, and plugs, lets make one thing clear; the penis is a sensitive organ, so be safe, clean, and take it very slow. If done correctly this fetish can be a unique and pleasurable experience beyond your wildest dreams for you and your partner!


The difference between a sound and a plug

there are 2 kinds of toys used for urethral stretching, both are inserted into the penis and each has its own function.

A penis plug is a small plug (preferably metal for sanitary purposes) that is inserted into the urethra, for pleasure. it can make the penis alot harder, and make an orgasm alot more intense. There are many different kinds of plugs. The most basic beginner plugs are smooth and have round, usually tapered ends. The more advanced plugs will have textures, like ribs and bumps. A plug will always have a ring at the end so that the plug can be safely removed from the penis. some rings  are solid, and some are hollow allowing urine and sperm to pass through it.

A urethral sound is actually used in medicine for dilating the urethra when needed during a medical examination, but its also capable of providing sexual pleasure. Urethral sounds also go deeper than a plug, reaching as far as the bladder. Some sounds have special ends for bladder stimulation.


Choosing a size

While choosing your first plug here are a few things to keep in mind for the beginner. First off make sure you pick a smooth and solid plug with a round tapered end. It needs to be smooth because your urethral walls have not accustomed to urethral insertion, helping you get used to the new sensation. The plug should be thin ( less than half an inch) so that it will not damage the urethra. Only use longer plugs and sounds when you are acclimated to urethral stimulation.

And remember, this is a very delicate sexual experience. Start small, and take it as slow as possible.


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The Poseidon Urethral Sound Kit


How To Use Plugs/Sounds

Sounds, and Penis Plugs are pretty simple in shape, and basic to use. The most important thing to remember when using it is to go slow, and allow your urethra to stretch at a natural pace, any forcing could rip, and risk serious injury to your penis, and overall health. Always make sure that you sanitize your toy, 5-7 minutes in boiling water, and by wiping them with alcohol after.

Even though it sounds like a sexy idea, do not use spit! it does not provide enough slickness for the urethral walls. Always use sterile( preferably water based for easy cleaning) lubricant while using a plug, or sound.

To make sure that the insertion is as comfortable as possible it is advised that your penis is soft and not erect. Have either you or your partner hold your penis in one hand while slowly inserting the plug or sound.

During the insertion it is best to relax, and not fight these new sensations. The muscles in your urethra will work against it and try to push the plug or sound out, or block it from going in further. Try your hardest to resist the urge by relaxing as much as you can.

Once the plug, or sound is inside, try to get comfortable with it. This is the best time to start stimulating your penis, and exploring these new found sensations. Very gently stroke and see how it makes you feel. Some people like to slide the plug in and out of the urethra, and some just like it inside the urethra while they masturbate.

After you are done with your first experience, you can take it off your bucket list or explore it further with larger, textured, or other more complex plugs and sounds to achieve more in depth sensation.


Beginner Tips

  • always use lube when using a plug or sound! Take care of your willy!
  • First timers should use a small plug or sound with a tapered end to start out with.
  • Sterilize before your sessions, leave the plug or sound in boiling water for 5-7 minutes, and wipe down with alcohol to ensure that your toy is sanitary. Also wash your hands before starting.
  • Never insert anything other than a sound or plug into the urethra. any slight rugged texture can do damage to the urethral walls.
  • TAKE IT SLOW, your penis will have to be trained to accept something into its urethra, so naturally it is going to resist insertion. You must take this slow to not damage anything, and so that you can enjoy it entirely.
  • Never force the toy into your penis, let it insert itself naturally.
  • Always take solid plugs or sounds out before you ejaculate.

Hopefully this guide helps you embark on a new sexual journey with urethral play.

Stay horny, and be safe.

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3 ways to amp up the kink in your relationship

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Just because winter is coming doesn’t mean that you don’t get to! Cold weather can slow you down, and make you just want to hibernate, but this year we want to bring the heat. Its always best to exercise, and eat well, but the best way to keep warm is with some good bedroom sexperimentation, which is why we came up with a few simple ideas for you to ramp up the kink for you and your partner.
  1. Try Something New. Whether it’s anal, a little fetish or BDSM, a new sex position, or even just trying a naughty new sex toy, trying something new in the bedroom can be a breath of much-needed fresh air for your intimate life so don’t be afraid to get a little extreme if you feel the need! Yiff roleplay, medical fetish toys, or just sizing up your anal toys can make a big difference in your overall sexual satisfaction.
  2. Renew Enthusiasm For the Classics. If you’re opposed to trying anything new, maybe you just need a little more enthusiasm in your life! Get excited about pleasing your partner, even if the task seems unexciting. Sex is as much a mental activity as a physical one, so get your mind into it. Who knows? Reliving classic fantasies can open the doors to brand new ones!
  3. Get Active Together. This might sound like an odd tip but working out together is a very rewarding habit (and not just in the sexy time department) It will bring you and your lover closer together, and increase your libido.

Stay Naughty, My Friends ;-P

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Holiday Gift Guide 2014: Yiff Toys

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Our comprehensive selection of animal dildos are extremely popular among customers so I thought we absolutely needed a helpful gift guide for our favorites and latest yiff toy releases. All of you special naughty furries, fantasy-indulged, and your loved ones will definitely enjoy these!

First up is the Super Clifford Dildo, a super-sized version of the classic Clifford Dong. It’s equipped with a handy suction, includes a lot more length than the original, and is a step up in all aspects to it’s naughtily loved original.

To take the Super Clifford Dildo a step further is to indulge in the newest Super Clifford with Tail. It’s a double ended toy that can be used however you like that’s sure to add a delicious furry element to any of your kinky adventures!

A total classic, the Wolfman Dildo has a solid suction for uninterrupted fun and is a big winner among yiff lovers alike.

Last, but not least, is our classic Mr. Ed Anatomically correct Horse Dildo! Designed specifically for naughty furry fantasies, this will definitely add a more realistic element to your bedtime role play!

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Your Naughty Cyber Monday Deal Is Here!

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Happy Cyber Monday Naughties!

Today is yet another amazing sale for your all 😉

You can get 25% Off EVERYTHING on Masturgasm.com today ONLY or you can shop in our Amazon Store and get 20% Off orders $85+ ! Shop while you can, though; these deals end at midnight PST.

Happy Shopping! 

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NEW Medical Fetish Toys!

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I just wanted to share our latest toy releases with you all! These are incredible chrome plated steel penis sounds (various sizes available) and we also have a selection of chastity cock cages and penis plugs as well for anyone who is into the tantalizing medical fetish!

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Going, Going, GONE!

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Our Ultimate Black Friday Deal is offering up 25% off EVERYTHING on Masturgasm.com and 20% off in our Amazon Store and it officially ENDS in LESS THAN 24 HOURS so if there’s anything you really, really wanted, now’s the time to get it! This sale will NOT return any time soon!

You’ve only got a few hours left, so get the deal while you still can :-*

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NEW Rabbit Tail Yiff Toys!

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I just wanted to share our latest toy releases with you all! These are incredible chrome plated steel anal plugs ( various sizes available) and they come with attached faux rabbit furry tails for naughty yiff play!

We have 3 of the faux rabbit tail varieties, each with a slightly different shape and size as well as a small selection of fox faux fur tail plugs as well so definitely come check them out!

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24 Hours Left to Get Our Black Friday Deal!

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Just A Quick Heads Up, Naughties…

Our Ultimate Black Friday Deal is offering up 25% off EVERYTHING on Masturgasm.com and 20% off in our Amazon Store and it officially ENDS in 24 HOURS so if there’s anything you really, really wanted, now’s the time to get it! This sale will NOT return any time soon!

You’ve only got a few hours left, so get the deal while you still can :-*

Shop Our Black Friday Sale on Masturgasm.

NEW Yiff Toys to Try this Fall!

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The Ultimate Black Friday Deal: Get 25% Off EVERYTHING!

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Why Hello, You Naughty Thing You 😉

Our Ultimate Black Friday Deal is offering up 25% off EVERYTHING on Masturgasm.com and 20% off in our Amazon Store so if there’s anything you missed in our previous deals or if you missed our sales throughout this month, this is the ONE SALE YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS!

You’ve only got a few days to take advantage of this incredible deal so I’d get to shopping if I were you ;-P

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NEW Yiff Toys to Try this Fall!

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3 Naughty Ideas for Fall

Have Naughty Fall Fun this Weekend!

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Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.

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xO