Naughty Ways to Enjoy Intimacy + Stay Cool!
With the hotter months, it’s easy to let your libido fall by the wayside. Intimacy loses all it’s romance when it’s so hot out that you sweat within seconds of stepping outside, but don’t lose hope just yet! Here are some fun solutions that will keep you cool while you get hot! 😉
- In the Pool, Lake or Beach. This one is easy! If you want to enjoy some naughty fun without overheating, the best place to do it in the summertime is the pool, beach or lake. You’ll stay cool and enjoy a naughty change of scenery!
- In the Bath or Shower. This is a great simple option for those of you who want a quick fix and that’s enjoying some intimacy in the bath or shower. Arguably a lot more cleanly and private than the public options, but still with their own fun flavor and variety to add to your erotic experiences.
- Turn Up the A/C! The obvious option is to simply enjoy you intimate moments with the A/C turned up so that you don’t experience the discomfort and/or dehydration that comes with the extreme heat of summer.
Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!
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Get Your FREE Gift All Weekend on Masturgasm!
Happy {Naughty} Saturday!
I just wanted to share a deal with you that’s happening exclusively on Masturgasm this weekend!
Spend $100 or more on any order and you’ll get a FREE Basic Slimline Vibe with your order.
Please note that the vibe sent to you will be whatever color we have on hand and depends on availability as we have a limited quantity. You cannot request a specific color – we will send them at random for all orders totaling $100 or more before tax and shipping costs!
Get your Free Gift while you can 😉
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Product Spotlight: 2″ Veinzy Penis Extension
The 2″ Veinzy Penis Extension is one of our most popular items with good reason!
Adding an extra 2 inches to wearer, the shaft of this extension is texturized for added stimulation and the extension sling has a dual function as a cock ring, offering the wearer a seriously intense orgasm and allows them to stay hard for longer and enjoy the sensations of this incredible toy!
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Beat the Heat with this Cooling Lubricant!
When it comes to lubricants, not all are created equal.
And when it comes to the horrible heat of summer, cooling lubricants are the ultimate in keeping your erotic experiences cool, calm and collected.
Enriched with menthol for a delightful cooling sensation during use, the Elbow Grease Cool Cream Lubricant is the best choice to quell the summer heat and enjoy pleasure with total abandon!
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Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!
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Have Your Sexiest Summer Yet With These Tips!
With summer in full force, there’s so much time for naughty recreational activities and these tips are perfect for helping you make the most of long summer days!
- Stay Cool. This means staying indoors with the air on or taking things outside to the pool or beach. Whatever naughty fun you have, make sure it’s in a comfortable environment. When it’s 105 out and you’re in a house with no A/C, it kind of kills your sex drive so make sure you stay cool!
- Stay Hydrated. This means drinking lots of water, eating hydrating fruits and vegetables, and watching your alcohol intake. Alcohol is awesome to have in the summer, but it also dehydrates you so just be sure to keep your water intake up, especially if you plan on being outdoors and in direct sunlight.
- Go On An Adventure! Whatever you do this summer, try something new! Take a fun road trip, go on vacation, try a new sex toy or sex position, or simply discover a new local restaurant. It’s inspiring (and a huge turn on!) to experience new things this time of year with your partner and/or friends.
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Naughty Ideas for 4th of July Weekend!
I hope you all had an awesome 4th of July!
Now’s the time to enjoy some fun (and naughty) plans for this long weekend and indulge in your time off to the fullest!
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Support American Made TSX Toys this 4th of July!
Tsx Toys is the main brand we sell in our online store and with good reason!
Their custom sex toys are top quality made right here in the USA. Unlike many toy brands who outsource to China and India for manufacturing in mass quantities, Tsx Toys does all of it’s manufacturing from design to the actual making of the physical product in the USA. There’s no “made in China – assembled in the USA” note on their products! Top that with the fact that you can find literally any kind of toy from dildos to butt plugs to penis extensions, fetish toys, and more made by Tsx Toys and there’s no reason to shop anywhere else! So, on this Independence Day, support the brand that gives back to our economy and the American dream.
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Happy Independence Day!
From all of us here at Masturgasm, we wish you the best (and naughtiest) Independence Day yet!
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Fourth of July SPECIAL: Get 15% Off All Weekend Long!
Happy (almost) Fourth of July!
Starting right now and going on through the entire weekend, Masturgasm is having a 15% off sale on EVERYTHING. You read that right – EVERYTHING is 15% off all weekend long!
So, take advantage while you can and stock up on all those dildos, butt plugs, extensions, and lubricants!
Happy Naughty Shopping!
Naughty Fourth of July Date Ideas
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Naughty Fourth of July Date Ideas
The Fourth of July is coming up soon so I thought I’d think up some fun date ideas for those of you who will be spending some quality time with a partner this year.
- Beach Fireworks. Whether you do the deed on a private or otherwise secluded beach, this could be a fun change of pace for this year’s 4th! Take a skinny dip in the ocean and enjoy a little voyeurism. You only live once!
- Stay Indoors. You could opt to check into a luxury hotel and create your own personal party indoors. Create your own “fireworks” with a jaunt in the hot tub, some new sex toys and lots of enthusiasm!
- Poolside. If you can get a pool to yourself or sneak into one after closing time ;-), then this is a fun way to enjoy a little naughty fun! I wouldn’t recommend going “all the way” in the pool (chlorine can cause UTIs), but having a steamy make out session with some fun extras is always enjoyable!
Have A Very Naughty 4th of July Weekend!
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