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3 Quick Tips for Naughty Halloween Fun!

Published September 20, 2013 | By RA Webmaster

Happy Friday!

Fall has officially begun and with that comes the ever-nearing Halloween!

To get you in the spirit of things, the naughty way (you know how we do it!), I’ve put together a round up of some helpful posts to get you thinking spooky, naughty fun.

Check Out These Tips & Get Going :

The Skeleton Extender: Add Some Halloween Fun To Your Pleasure Experience!
13 Naughty Ways To Spend Halloween!
Enjoy A Wild Night Of Naughty Adventure With These Toys On Halloween!
In Case You Missed It Last Week: Strange Sex Phobias + Friday the 13th

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Naughty Post Round-Up: Friday the 13th, Sex Phobias, Sexy Weekend Sales & More

Published September 13, 2013 | By RA Webmaster

Happy Friday the 13th!

I don’t know why, but I pretty much love it every time we have a “Friday the 13th” come around. I guess you could say it’s my lucky day! Good things just seem to happen to me so cross your fingers that I get laid this weekend (it’s been a LONG week okay!).

Whether you’re someone who loves this day or hates it or feels superstitiously plagued by bad luck, you should try to enjoy the fun of this day at least a little. Stay home and watch movies with friends if you’re afraid your day will be ruined by bad luck if you go out. Or, go out and have a blast and defy the bad luck stereotype. For people like me, good things are always happening to me on this day. So, don’t count your chickens before they hatch and do your best to enjoy yourself on this silliest of anti-holidays.

In honor of Friday the 13th, here are my choice of the top 10 Sexual Phobias (Fears):

Genophobia or Coitophobia: Fear of Sex or Sexual Conjunction.
Tocophobia: Fear of Getting Pregnant, Pregnancy, and/or Childbirth.
Medorthophobia: Fear of an Erect Penis.
Gymnophobia: Fear of Being Naked.
Medomalacuphobia: Fear of Losing an Erection.
Philemaphobia: Fear of Kissing.
Erotophobia: Fear of Talking About Sex.
Parthenophobia: Fear of Virgins.
Molysomophobia: Fear of Sexual Infection or Contamination.
Eurotophobia: Fear of Female Sex Organs & Genitals.

Fear of Friday the 13th? Friggatriskaidekaphobia.

Say that 5x Fast!

How do you feel about Friday the 13th?

Is this day dreaded for fear of bad luck or shrugged off as myth?

Let me know what your opinion is in the comments below!

Interested in learning more about the origins of Friday the 13th?

Check out this YouTube Clip: Learn More About Friday the 13th.

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Check Out Our Selection of Lubricants!

Published September 6, 2013 | By RA Webmaster

From silicone to water based and even a few oil based ones, we have a modest selection of lubricants for you to choose from! The silicone based lubricants are perfect for anal sex play while the water based lubes are great for all kinds of anal, vaginal and sex toy play! Some of the oil based lubricants are designed specifically for masturbation fun while others are all-around multi-taskers. Check out our Lubricants and see which is right for you!

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“Back to Naughty School” Sales for September!

Published September 4, 2013 | By RA Webmaster

It’s time for this month’s sales!

This month is offering up great discounts on all our items so you can get deals on all your staples and supplies for naughty fun and other kink!

Spend $50 or More & Get 15% Off!
Spend $100 or More & Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping!

The sale starts tonight at midnight and will go all month til midnight on the 30th.

Happy {NAUGHTY} Shopping!

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Shop Our Labor Day Weekend Deals!

Published August 29, 2013 | By RA Webmaster

Our Labor Day Deals Will Start Friday and Last Through the Weekend & They Are As Follows:

Spend $25 and Get A FREE Big Daddy’s Cock Ring With Your Order!
Spend $50 and Get A FREE Full Size Bottle of Sex Grease!
Spend $100 and Get A FREE Analicious Butt Plug!

No Coupon Codes Required – Free Gifts Will All Be Automatically Added to Orders That Meet the Order Requirements!

PLEASE NOTE: ALL FREE GIFTS WILL BE SENT IN WHATEVER COLORS WE HAVE ON HAND AT RANDOM.

This offer is only valid for our Masturgasm.com site and expires September 2nd, 2013.

For those of you who prefer to shop in our Amazon store, no worries – our 20% off sale is still going on so you can take advantage of those deals through the weekend as well!

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4 Sex Toys to Try Before Summer Ends!

Published August 23, 2013 | By RA Webmaster

We have a few different toys in our line of cumming dildos, but this 9″ Standing Tall Cumming Dildo is my favorite because it’s perfect for simulating realism and can be filled up with your liquid of choice; I prefer water, but whatever you like is your choice, though it’s important to check the safety of the liquids before doing so. Anyhow, this dildo is great for simulating ejaculation while having fun by yourself. Who says you need someone else to get off and enjoy it too?!

: [The Wolfman Extension Animal Canine Dildo]

We are pretty well known for offering animal dildos and yiff furry toys and with good reason! This Wolfman Extension is my favorite because it can be worn by a partner for a more intimate and personalized roleplay experience. A lot of them are anatomically correct in design so you can experience the very best erotic stimulation during fulfillment of your wildest yiff fantasies.

: [The Original Thick Ur Dick Girth Penis Expander]

An absolute classic, the Original Thick Ur Dick Penis Expander is great for getting the added girth / width that you need for the ultimate fulfilling erotic experience! It’s a surefire fan favorite and you’ll understand exactly why once you try it for yourself ; )

: [The Matador w/ SMP Vibe Dildo]

This last one may not seem like anything special, but it definitely is!

The Matador is a realistically designed vibrating dildo that will knock your socks straight off! It’s contoured shaft is designed to massage and stimulate during use while it’s ultra powerful vibrations rock you into oblivion. The convenient dial controls allow you to control how intense things get!

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