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3 Kinds of Dildos You Need to Try

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Let me be frank when I say that not all dildos are created equal. They all have their own unique qualities, but when you break it down, there are 3 main categories which you should definitely give a go if you haven’t done so already – read on if you want to enjoy all the orgasms the world has to offer you 😉

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Stylistic Dildos

Stylistic dildos are perfect for those with a big imagination! These designs are totally out of this world. From animal dildos to artistic shapes and sensual textures, stylistic toys have a lot to offer in terms of stimulation and they are a fun way to add excitement to role play fantasies.

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Realistic Dildos

Realistic dildos are for the practical one among you. If you want something that feels super close to the real deal, these dildos are perfect. You can get super firm ones or realistic toys with a more skin-like texture. We carry a material called fauxskin which simulates the feel of velvety soft skin so it’s perfect for indulging in classic naughtiness!

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Vibrating Dildos

Last, but certainly not least, is vibrating dildos. These delightful sex toys are perfect for those who want only #goodvibes. Joking (kind of), but seriously, these toys have a plethora of designs and styles to choose from across the board. You can get a realistic or stylistic dildo with a vibe or simply a classic slim design; it’s totally up to you.

Stay Naughty ;-)

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xO

The Brilliant Simplicity of Uberlube

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Uberlube is not your average silicone lubricantIt’s scentless, tasteless, non-staining, and gentle, but more than that, it’s super long lasting. Unlike other lubricants, this lube does it all. It can be utilized in so many ways including as a massage oil, hair serum, and even shoe polish. Some athletes even use it to help alleviate chafe; who knew? It’s genius to use as a personal lubricant, even in water, and lasts ages and ages. The brand has done extensive research and testing to ensure a luxury and quality product and I personally think they’ve succeeded beyond anything else on the market. Couple the unique formula with high end packaging and what more could a girl (or guy) ask for?

Learn more and purchase your own bottle of Uberlube – here.

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3 Ways to Make Bondage More Exciting

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3 Ways to Make Bondage More Exciting!

Bondage is a great way to spice things up in your sex life, but what happens when things begin to get stale? Do you fold your cards and go vanilla? Not on our watch, kinksters 😉

If you think you’re ready to take your kinky fun to the next level or maybe just mix things up a bit, here are some things you can try to put the fireworks back in your relationship.

  1. Play Doctor. If you’re well educated and inducted into the ways of BDSM and bondage relationships, you might want to try medical play if you haven’t already. Medical play invokes a doctor/patient role playing relationship, involves medical-like devices and toys, and adds a whole new layer of kink to otherwise typical BDSM play.
  2. Gear Up. If you’re slightly new to bondage, but have done some experimenting, you may find excitement with more intense bondage gear such as restraints, cuffs, and other gear to amp up the intensity. Power play is a great way to enjoy some kink, but restraints add a layer of realism and erotic intensity to the whole thing.
  3. 50 Shades of Kink. If you’re well into the world of bondage, but are looking for small ways to add stimulation to your typical play, we highly recommend you give sex toys a try! Whether it’s a vibrator, dildo, or butt plug, we have something for everyone to enjoy and explore.

If you’re totally new to the world of bondage, check out our extensive bondage guide!

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xO

Happy Valentine’s Day from Masturgasm!

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Masturgasm!

We hope you have a deliciously naughty day, whether single or attached, and enjoy all those delicious heart-shaped desserts because…well, because they are delicious.

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♥ xO

How to Have An Erotic Valentine’s Day!

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Of course, whether you’re single or in a relationship, you’ll want to enjoy this very naughty, fun holiday and, lucky for you, we’ve got all the best tips for how to make this the most erotic day yet!

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♥ xO

3 Naughty Sex Positions to Try this Valentine’s Day!

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What better time to try a new sex position (or 3) than Valentine’s Day, I always say!

The Spoon. This is done in the typical “spooning” position where you slide into your partner from behind (or vice versa). This can create a totally different sensation to typical intercourse. For added kink, have the spoonee (as opposed to the spooner 😉 ) spread their legs open as wide as they can with their legs wrapping around the spooner’s body (as is comfortable; this may take some flexibility!). For a more tantric style, keep the traditional spooning position and go as slow as you can.

Heart to Heart. This position is basically a fun version of “Woman on Top.” For added kink, do it backwards AKA reverse cowgirl otherwise, for a more tantric feel, rock slowly into one another with your arms wrapped around one another. If you want to avoid reverse cowgirl, you can add some intensity to the basic “woman on top” position by also having your partner on bottom bend their knees to slightly lift you; this will tilt your pelvis slightly downward for a unique sensation as well. Again, do what’s comfortable for you both!

Swept Off My Feet! This is a more advanced position, but if your partner (or you) has the strength to lift you up for an extended period of time, this could be really enjoyable! Basically, they (or you) lift you off the ground and you wrap your legs around their waist. For a more tantric style, go very very slow and make eye contact. For a kinkier style, do the position against a wall.

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♥ xO

Brand Spotlight: American Made Tsx Toys

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You may not know, but most of the sex toys on the market today are manufactured in China. Because of this, many toys are able to be sold at low prices, but what you may not know (or maybe you do) is that these toys are also poor quality, may not be safely regulated for quality and safety assurance, and may not be made with the same care and artistry that goes into the American made Tsx Toys brand that we carry in our shop. A lot of brands on the market today might claim to be made in America, but what they really mean is made in China, assembled in America, and distributed everywhere. These brands are not necessarily bad, but their marketing can be really misleading to consumers.

One big reason we carry a lot of Tsx Toys is because they truly are designed, created, and manufactured here in the United States. They’re an American made company through and through, supporting the economy and supplying jobs to other Americans. When you buy products from companies that manufacture in China or elsewhere, you’re essentially taking money out of our economy’s pocket and putting it in someone else’s. When you purchase from American companies, that money will help to build the economy back up, fuel jobs for Americans, and come full circle in supporting the people.

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You might think that Tsx Toys has only fetish and niche toys because that is mainly what they are known for, but they also have an extensive line of more classic dildos, small plugs, vibrating dildos, and toys for women and couples as well as the more kinky designs, of course!

So, the next time you’re thinking of buying a sex toy from China or a Tsx Toy from our shop, you may want to choose the latter and support an awesome high quality product that not only supports your safe {& naughty} sex life, but also supports your country, your economy, and maybe even your neighbor ;-)

You can learn more about Tsx Toys as a company, their history, and their high product standards on their website TsxToys.com.

Happy Shopping!

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♥ xO

5 Sex Tips to Make Your Orgasms More Intense!

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Everyone loves a good climax, amirite?

That being said, some are better than others and there are a few things you can do to ensure that every climax is as intense as the next!

  1. SLOW DOWN! The biggest way to kill your climax is by rushing through to the end result. Slow down! Enjoy the moment and remember to bask in the pleasure of each touch, kiss, caress ( or spank, as it were ), and really feel the pleasure given to you from your partner and vice versa.
  2. Take Your Time. Again, take your time with pleasuring your partner and receiving pleasure. Enjoy every sensation and kiss. It’s understandable if you get caught up in the heat of the moment, but try to remember that it’s not a race and to slow down and really feel every single stimulation.
  3. More Foreplay. This is a big one. Adding in more foreplay will help to build the intensity up for all partners. When giving pleasure, remember that you’re giving pleasure to someone special who you want to enjoy themselves and, in reverse, while you are receiving pleasure from someone, enjoy that as someone is giving pleasure to you. Take your time, play around with things, and enjoy yourselves without rushing.
  4. Add In Toys! If things are really losing their intensity despite everything, adding in some kinky sex toys may be just the ticket you need to heat things up again! We have a ton of variety from anal toys to more conventional dildosanimal yiff dildospenis extensionsvibratorsfetish toyscock rings, and even threesome toys!
  5. Different Positions ♥ Trying out different positions will add an entirely new element to your erotic experience. Each position lends you and your partner different sensations and varied stimulation so everything doesn’t just feel the same the entire time. I highly recommend trying out a bunch of different ones until you find your favorites!

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♥ xO

Sex: The History of Condoms!

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Today’s post is a bit of a history lesson which I thought would be fun since many sexual practices, tools and toys have been around for literally thousands of years.

Take the Condom. 

Did you know it’s been around since Ancient Egyptian times?

 It was first seen depicted during this time in which Egyptians would wear linen sheaths. Historians hypothesize that it was mainly worn to prevent disease, but also could have been involved in various ritual practices during that time.

Later, in Europe around 100-200 AD, cave paintings depicted the use of sheaths or condoms in France.

Widespread Use & Spermicide

In the 1500’s, linen sheaths were utilized in a much more widespread manner in order to prevent disease after an Italian man, Gabrielle Fallopius, conducted experiments on over 1,100 men and found that use of the sheaths prevented diseases such as syphilis. Later, it was also discovered that the sheaths helped prevent pregnancy as well. In the late 1500’s was also the first time that these linen cloth sheaths were sometimes soaked in chemical solutions and set out to dry and can be referenced as the first use of spermicide.

Condom is the Word.

The word condom was not actually used to refer to these linen sheaths until the 1700’s and, it seems, no one is quite sure why, though there are many rumors and suggestions. In the mid 1700’s, condoms made from animal intestines became available, but they were very expensive and often re-used. Condoms became very popular in London in the later 1700’s and were even advertised in storefronts.

In 1844, the face of the condom changed forever when Hancock and Goodyear discovered rubber vulcanization and condom manufacturing was revolutionized. Condoms were then able to be made as thin, but strong elastic rubber sheaths that could be manufactured quickly, cheaply and effective for contraception and disease prevention.

In 1861, the first condom advertisements were published in the New York Times, but later in 1873, The Comstock Law was passed which made it illegal to advertise any sort of birth control and allowed US postal workers to confiscate condoms sold through the mail.

Liquid Latex.

In the 1880’s, the first liquid latex condom was produced, but they aged very quickly and were not of the best quality.

In the early 1900’s, a movement preventing Americans from using condoms resulted in over 70% of American WWI troops returning home with STD’s. By WWII, the American Govt. changed tact and aggressively promoted the use of condoms to prevent another STD issue among soldiers.

In 1919, Frederick Killian began hand-dipping from natural rubber latex to produce condoms that were thinner, odorless and far more long lasting.

1.5 Million Condoms Made Per Day.

By the 1930’s, the largest condom manufacturers in the USA were producing 1.5 million condoms per day.

In 1957, the very first lubricated condom was produced by Durex in the United Kingdom, but despite this great leap in the condom revolution, the 1960’s felt a decline in condom usage and an increase in free love (without protection) and the use of the pill, the coil and sterilization.

Condoms Are Available Everywhere.

With HIV/AIDS in the 1980s, condom use skyrocketed once again and the sale of them became widely available in grocery stores, bars and other convenience stores.

Variety Is the Spice of Life.

The 1990’s showed a boom in condom variations with more options than ever. Condoms were made in varying sizes, colors and became thinner than ever before.

Today, condoms are available with a variety of textures (ribbed and studded), colors (including glow in the dark ones!), flavored and even a special condom made especially for women. There are now alternative options for those allergic to latex made from polyurethane and lambskin.

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Have the Naughtiest Valentine’s Day Ever With These Tips!

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Valentine’s Day is around the corner so you’ll want to have an awesome plan of action for the naughtiest gift {preferably one of our naughty sex toys!}, a delicious dinner with dessert, and plenty of fun kink to go around! For this reason, we’ve come up with some great tips, tricks, and ideas to make this Valentine’s Day the best one yet, no matter if you’re single and mingling or in a relationship.

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♥ xO