NEW Black Friday Deals!
| BLACK NOVEMBER DEALS|
It’s time for another week of awesome Black Friday Deals everyone! This week’s deals are even sweeter than the last so I’ll get right to it 😉
Black Friday Deals on Masturgasm:
- Get 15% Off during the entire second week of November!
- Get Free Shipping on ALL Order of $75+
- No Codes Required!
- Check back here for more deals and discounts EVERY week in November!
Black Friday Deals on Amazon:
- Spend $100+, Get 15% Off
- Get Free Shipping on Orders of $75+
- No Code Required!
- Check Amazon store for new deals every week!
Browse the Black Friday Deals on Masturgasm – here.
Browse the Black Friday Deals on Amazon – here.
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Black Friday Deals on Masturgasm!
| BLACK NOVEMBER DEALS|
It’s that time of year again, kinksters, when you can get the best deals imaginable on all your favorite sex toys from Masturgasm! We have deals going on all month long for both our main store and Amazon store, but you may want to shop on Masturgasm as I think the deals are much sweeter 😉 Either way, you’ll get deals wherever you prefer to shop so we hope you enjoy stocking up on all your favorites, gifting some to those lucky someones, and maybe a few for the cold winter ahead? 😉
Black Friday Deals on Masturgasm:
- Get 10% Off during the first week of November
- Get Free Shipping on ALL Order of $75+
- No Codes Required!
- Check back here for more deals and discounts EVERY week in November!
Black Friday Deals on Amazon:
- Spend $75+, Get 10% Off
- Get Free Shipping on Orders of $75+
- No Code Required!
- Check Amazon store for new deals every week!
Browse the Black Friday Deals on Masturgasm – here.
Browse the Black Friday Deals on Amazon – here.
How to Tighten Your Vaginal Muscles
Surprising Things that Boost Your Libido
xO
Today Only! Shop Our Cyber Monday Deals!
Today is the last day to get our Black Friday / Cyber Monday Deals so get all those last minute gifts and items to treat yourself before midnight tonight and take advantage of our massive discounts!
This offer expires at midnight tonight so get the deals while you can!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
Happy Shopping!
♥ xO
Cyber Monday Deals!
It’s that time again!
You know, time to shop and get all the stuff you want.
I know the Black Friday charm has probably worn off by now, but this year is all about Cyber Monday amirite?
I know I am 😉
Here’s Your Cyber Monday Deals:
- Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order!
- Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order!
- Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order!
These deals will last until midnight on December 2nd, 2013.
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
Happy Shopping!
♥ xO
Black Friday Sale Extended Thru Cyber Monday!
That’s Right!
Our Black Friday Sales will be going through to Cyber Monday so you can get your shop on All Weekend Long!
You’re Welcome 😉
Deals to Take Advantage Of :
- Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order!
- Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order!
- Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order!
These deals will last until midnight on Cyber Monday or December 2nd, 2013.
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
Happy Shopping!
♥ xO
Happy Black Friday + Time to Get Your Shop On!
Happy Black Friday!
Are You Ready to Get Your Shop On?
If you’re shopping online today, take a look at our Black Friday Deals!
Otherwise, stay safe, sane and alive!
While you’re waiting in line, feel free to have a look at some of our latest posts!
3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
Happy Shopping!
♥ xO
Get Masturgasm Black Friday Deals Now!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Because I’m awesome like that, I decided to open up our Black Friday Deals a few hours early so you can get to shopping for the things you want right away without delay (that unintentionally rhymed…it’s magic!)
Anyway.
So, Here’s What You Get:
Shop On & Be Awesome, My Friends.
Get the Deals on Masturgasm – here.
Get the Deals on Amazon – here.
3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving to You & Yours from Masturgasm!
Here’s to a Safe & Fun Holiday!
If you have time before dinner, Check out some posts & Sign Up for our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
♥ xO
Avoid Getting Trampled On Black Friday: Shop Online with Our Black Friday Deals Instead!
It is that time of year again my friends.
You know, that time when people go insane for sales and we are more than happy to amp up the insanity for you from the comfort of your own home because why? Because who would read our blog and shop at our store if you were trampled to death? So, since our goal this year is to keep you alive and happy, we’ve decided to offer insane online deals that you can enjoy from the comfort and safety of your own home; Live On & Shop On!
Take A Look At This Year’s Deals:
- Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order!
- Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order!
- Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order!
These deals will go live at midnight on Nov. 28th and last until midnight on Cyber Monday or December 2nd, 2013.
Happy Shopping & Cheers to Your Survival!
3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
♥ xO
Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!
Happy Saturday!
Just a quick tip to help those of you who may be taking the fun, but sometimes intimidating, plunge into trying anal for the first time.
Quick Tip: Try giving the receiver a massage (or give each other massages ) beforehand!
The reason for the massaging is not necessarily to get you both in the mood for sex, though it may have that affect anyhow, but really to get the body more relaxed and receptive. With daily stressors, it’s no wonder we’re all tensed up and high strung, but that kind of tight body makes anal more difficult, painful and less fun for everyone. By massaging one another, you ensure your muscles are more relaxed and pliable so sex in general, but especially anal, will be much more enjoyable and facilitated.
Happy Humping ♥
3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.