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50 Shades Dark Gift Guide

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Kinky Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is coming with a vengeance, but we like to do our Valentine’s Day with more kink than cuteness so we came up with a 50 Shades Dark Gift Guide to reflect our hedonistic ideals and values – hope you enjoy 😉

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50 Shades Dark Gift Guide

  • 12 Inch Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating anal beads are crafted from non-porous silicone materials which makes them perfect for anal play! 12 inches of uninterrupted anal fun, these beads come in a long wand-like strip and easy push controls.
  • Shibari Halo 10 Speed Waterproof Vibrator – This vibrating wand has 10 speeds of vibration for a diverse array of erotic stimulation that can be enjoyed for hours without every experiencing the same mode twice 😉
  • Wolfman Wolf Dildo – Designed after a real wolf penis, this dildo is ideal for unleashing your inner animal! Coupled with a suction cup for uninterrupted play, this toy can be used anywhere you like, including on shower walls!
  • Black Ball Gag – Keep your partner (or yourself) quiet with this secure, but comfortable ball gag! Complete with perforated ball for easy breathing during use, this ball gag adds a new layer of intensity and kink to all your bondage play.
  • Black Leather Blindfold Mask – This leather blindfold is ideal for total blackout pleasure experiences! Made with authentic leather, this blindfold has a comfortable elastic band for easy wear any time the mood strikes.
  • Screw Nipple Clamps with Chain – These screw nipple clamps are the perfect way to amp up the intensity during your bondage play. The chain and screw clamps ensure these stay put for however long you like!
  • Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug – This Devil Inside Me butt plug includes a small tapered butt plug complete with lube trails for long lasting lubrication and fun. The end opposite the plug is in the shape of a pitchforked devil’s tail ideal for anyone who’s been too naughty and wants to show off their kinky ways.
  • Vibro Screw Anal Plug – This massive anal toy is perfect for taking your anal play up a notch! Unlike other anal toys, this butt plug allows you to screw in a little more whenever you want to increase the intensity and pleasure – just give it a screw and enjoy!
  • Large Mole Butt Plug – The large mole plug is a modestly sized tapered butt plug for naughty anal play without going too wild. It’s perfect for keeping in place while enjoying other pleasures and is easily used with the help of a little lubrication.
  • Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating silicone anal beads are perfect for all kinds of anal play, especially when used by male partners (but not only) because the base includes soft ridges for stimulating your perineum during use and the beaded wand is curved for stimulating the prostate.
  • Set of 2 Thigh and Wrist Restraints – Last, but certainly not least, is this set of thigh and wrist restraints! Perfect for keeping your partner (or yourself) tied down and ready, these restraints are heavy duty and won’t budge!

Here’s to the Naughtiest Valentine’s Day Yet 😉

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xO

Your Single Ladies Guide to Masturbation

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Your Single Ladies Guide to Masturbation

 For us single ladies who enjoy many indulgent and pleasurable nights in, we value our “me” time. Since I know self-pleasure is where it’s at, I thought I’d come up with a few tips to help you enjoy your solo nights to the absolute fullest 😉

  1. Make Sure You’re Alone – First off, make sure you’re alone! Whether that means sneaking off by yourself or waiting til nobody’s home, it’s up to you; just make sure your door is locked!
  2. Pick the Perfect Toy – The next thing you want to do is pick the perfect toy(s). What are you into? Vibrators, vibrating dildos, realistic dildos, or pure anal toys? Pick your favorites and make sure they’re handy wherever you plan to have your fun.
  3. Have Lubricants At Arm’s Length – After that, be sure you have your favorite lubricants on hand. If you plan to use toys for your masturbation session, you’ll want to make sure you’re using a water based lubricant so that they don’t conflict with your toys (silicone lubes will break down toy materials).
  4. Explore Your Pleasure Spots – Now that you have all your pleasure tools, it’s time for some fun! Explore your erogenous zones, methods of masturbation, and see what you enjoy. You never know until you try and alone time is the perfect moment to see what you like 😉
  5. Entertain Yourself – If you want a little entertainment, put on your favorite naughty film! It can be as tame or wild as you like; just make sure you have some headphones if you have roommates or aren’t totally alone.
  6. Enjoy A Hot Shower – Once you’re done or if you prefer a unique erotic experience, hop in the shower for some wet fun!

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Single Gal’s Night-In Essentials

Good Luck 😉

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xO

3 Kinds of Dildos You Need to Try

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Let me be frank when I say that not all dildos are created equal. They all have their own unique qualities, but when you break it down, there are 3 main categories which you should definitely give a go if you haven’t done so already – read on if you want to enjoy all the orgasms the world has to offer you 😉

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Stylistic Dildos

Stylistic dildos are perfect for those with a big imagination! These designs are totally out of this world. From animal dildos to artistic shapes and sensual textures, stylistic toys have a lot to offer in terms of stimulation and they are a fun way to add excitement to role play fantasies.

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Realistic Dildos

Realistic dildos are for the practical one among you. If you want something that feels super close to the real deal, these dildos are perfect. You can get super firm ones or realistic toys with a more skin-like texture. We carry a material called fauxskin which simulates the feel of velvety soft skin so it’s perfect for indulging in classic naughtiness!

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Vibrating Dildos

Last, but certainly not least, is vibrating dildos. These delightful sex toys are perfect for those who want only #goodvibes. Joking (kind of), but seriously, these toys have a plethora of designs and styles to choose from across the board. You can get a realistic or stylistic dildo with a vibe or simply a classic slim design; it’s totally up to you.

Stay Naughty ;-)

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xO

The Brilliant Simplicity of Uberlube

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Uberlube is not your average silicone lubricantIt’s scentless, tasteless, non-staining, and gentle, but more than that, it’s super long lasting. Unlike other lubricants, this lube does it all. It can be utilized in so many ways including as a massage oil, hair serum, and even shoe polish. Some athletes even use it to help alleviate chafe; who knew? It’s genius to use as a personal lubricant, even in water, and lasts ages and ages. The brand has done extensive research and testing to ensure a luxury and quality product and I personally think they’ve succeeded beyond anything else on the market. Couple the unique formula with high end packaging and what more could a girl (or guy) ask for?

Learn more and purchase your own bottle of Uberlube – here.

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3 Ways to Make Bondage More Exciting

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3 Ways to Make Bondage More Exciting!

Bondage is a great way to spice things up in your sex life, but what happens when things begin to get stale? Do you fold your cards and go vanilla? Not on our watch, kinksters 😉

If you think you’re ready to take your kinky fun to the next level or maybe just mix things up a bit, here are some things you can try to put the fireworks back in your relationship.

  1. Play Doctor. If you’re well educated and inducted into the ways of BDSM and bondage relationships, you might want to try medical play if you haven’t already. Medical play invokes a doctor/patient role playing relationship, involves medical-like devices and toys, and adds a whole new layer of kink to otherwise typical BDSM play.
  2. Gear Up. If you’re slightly new to bondage, but have done some experimenting, you may find excitement with more intense bondage gear such as restraints, cuffs, and other gear to amp up the intensity. Power play is a great way to enjoy some kink, but restraints add a layer of realism and erotic intensity to the whole thing.
  3. 50 Shades of Kink. If you’re well into the world of bondage, but are looking for small ways to add stimulation to your typical play, we highly recommend you give sex toys a try! Whether it’s a vibrator, dildo, or butt plug, we have something for everyone to enjoy and explore.

If you’re totally new to the world of bondage, check out our extensive bondage guide!

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xO

Today Only! Shop Our Cyber Monday Deals!

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Today is the last day to get our Black Friday / Cyber Monday Deals so get all those last minute gifts and items to treat yourself before midnight tonight and take advantage of our massive discounts!

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This offer expires at midnight tonight so get the deals while you can!

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!

Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!

Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!

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Happy Shopping!

♥ xO

Cyber Monday Deals!

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It’s that time again!

You know, time to shop and get all the stuff you want.

I know the Black Friday charm has probably worn off by now, but this year is all about Cyber Monday amirite?

I know I am 😉

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Here’s Your Cyber Monday Deals:

  • Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order!

These deals will last until midnight on December 2nd, 2013.

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!

Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!

Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!

Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

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Happy Shopping!

♥ xO

Black Friday Sale Extended Thru Cyber Monday!

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That’s Right!

Our Black Friday Sales will be going through to Cyber Monday so you can get your shop on All Weekend Long!

You’re Welcome 😉

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Deals to Take Advantage Of : 

  • Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order!

These deals will last until midnight on Cyber Monday or December 2nd, 2013.

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!

Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!

Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!

Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.

Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.

Happy Shopping!

♥ xO

FLASH WEEKENDER DEAL – BREAK THE ICE IN YOUR SEX LIFE!

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Break the Ice in Your Sex Life with Masturgasm!

It’s a well known fact that our sex drives slow down when winter comes. Lower temperatures, early dark nights, and the frequent chill dulls our libidos so that we’re less likely to feel sexual desire and arousal as much.

Not to worry!

With this weekend’s deal, you can get all the naughty supplies you need to keep your love and sex life amped up all winter long – or at least long enough to last you until Spring Fever hits!

From Now until Tuesday, Get 5% Off ALL Orders of $40 or More!

Happy { Naughty } Shopping!

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xO

 

GET GREAT DEALS ON SEDUCTIVE VIBES AT MASTURGASM!

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At Masturgasm, we have a hand picked selection of vibes which vary in color, shape, size, and style, but are all meant to bring you the most pleasurable sexual experiences imaginable! From the uniquely round shaped vibes (as seen above), to the more traditional rabbit and g-spot vibes, we have something for everyone!

 

Here are a Few of My Personal Favorites!

EVOLVED Diamond Edition Waterproof Lustre Gspot Vibrator

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Impressions 5X Silicone Gel Red G-Spot Vibrator

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EVOLVED Symphony Edition Waterproof Rhapsody Vibrator

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The Matador w/ SMP Vibe Dildo

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Sassy Pink Rabbit Vibrator

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Je T’aime 7″ Le Point G Vibe, Violet

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EVOLVED Roulette Edition Bet On Black Vibrator

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Auto Erotica 3-In-1 Vibrator

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Have a Naughty Weekend! ;-)

xO