3 Kinds of Dildos You Need to Try
Let me be frank when I say that not all dildos are created equal. They all have their own unique qualities, but when you break it down, there are 3 main categories which you should definitely give a go if you haven’t done so already – read on if you want to enjoy all the orgasms the world has to offer you 😉
Stylistic Dildos
Stylistic dildos are perfect for those with a big imagination! These designs are totally out of this world. From animal dildos to artistic shapes and sensual textures, stylistic toys have a lot to offer in terms of stimulation and they are a fun way to add excitement to role play fantasies.
Realistic Dildos
Realistic dildos are for the practical one among you. If you want something that feels super close to the real deal, these dildos are perfect. You can get super firm ones or realistic toys with a more skin-like texture. We carry a material called fauxskin which simulates the feel of velvety soft skin so it’s perfect for indulging in classic naughtiness!
Vibrating Dildos
Last, but certainly not least, is vibrating dildos. These delightful sex toys are perfect for those who want only #goodvibes. Joking (kind of), but seriously, these toys have a plethora of designs and styles to choose from across the board. You can get a realistic or stylistic dildo with a vibe or simply a classic slim design; it’s totally up to you.
Stay Naughty ;-)
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Your Guide to Medical Fetish Play
Your Guide to Medical Fetish Play
Nearly all children engage in some form of “playing doctor” or nurse at some point in their childhoods. I think we’ve all been there, done that, but for some of us, the sexual intrigue and mystique of the medical fantasy world lives on into adulthood. That’s where medical fetishes come in.
Medical fetishes stem from this innocent childhood play and evolved into something a bit more perverse and erotic (of course). There are many facets to medical play, commonly referred to as Clinic in some places, that can be indulged in from the very tame kink to the more advanced levels. Some forms of medical fetish are not sexual in nature, but many of them more commonly are.
Basic medical fetishes are all based in the same origin of a medical type environment of either a doctor or nurse and a patient. There are a number of medical devices and medical fetish toys one can employ during these sessions and they are widely varied from a doctor’s stethoscope to medical style tools, penis sounds and plugs, medical restraints, spreader bars, latex, and more.
Whatever your level of erotic intensity during medical play, be sure that safety comes first. It’s important to ensure that both you and your partner(s) are enjoying the play to the fullest and feel both comfortable and pleasure-filled.
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The Brilliant Simplicity of Uberlube
Uberlube is not your average silicone lubricant. It’s scentless, tasteless, non-staining, and gentle, but more than that, it’s super long lasting. Unlike other lubricants, this lube does it all. It can be utilized in so many ways including as a massage oil, hair serum, and even shoe polish. Some athletes even use it to help alleviate chafe; who knew? It’s genius to use as a personal lubricant, even in water, and lasts ages and ages. The brand has done extensive research and testing to ensure a luxury and quality product and I personally think they’ve succeeded beyond anything else on the market. Couple the unique formula with high end packaging and what more could a girl (or guy) ask for?
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3 Ways to Make Bondage More Exciting
3 Ways to Make Bondage More Exciting!
Bondage is a great way to spice things up in your sex life, but what happens when things begin to get stale? Do you fold your cards and go vanilla? Not on our watch, kinksters 😉
If you think you’re ready to take your kinky fun to the next level or maybe just mix things up a bit, here are some things you can try to put the fireworks back in your relationship.
- Play Doctor. If you’re well educated and inducted into the ways of BDSM and bondage relationships, you might want to try medical play if you haven’t already. Medical play invokes a doctor/patient role playing relationship, involves medical-like devices and toys, and adds a whole new layer of kink to otherwise typical BDSM play.
- Gear Up. If you’re slightly new to bondage, but have done some experimenting, you may find excitement with more intense bondage gear such as restraints, cuffs, and other gear to amp up the intensity. Power play is a great way to enjoy some kink, but restraints add a layer of realism and erotic intensity to the whole thing.
- 50 Shades of Kink. If you’re well into the world of bondage, but are looking for small ways to add stimulation to your typical play, we highly recommend you give sex toys a try! Whether it’s a vibrator, dildo, or butt plug, we have something for everyone to enjoy and explore.
If you’re totally new to the world of bondage, check out our extensive bondage guide!
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Today Only! Shop Our Cyber Monday Deals!
Today is the last day to get our Black Friday / Cyber Monday Deals so get all those last minute gifts and items to treat yourself before midnight tonight and take advantage of our massive discounts!
This offer expires at midnight tonight so get the deals while you can!
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Cyber Monday Deals!
It’s that time again!
You know, time to shop and get all the stuff you want.
I know the Black Friday charm has probably worn off by now, but this year is all about Cyber Monday amirite?
I know I am 😉
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Black Friday Sale Extended Thru Cyber Monday!
That’s Right!
Our Black Friday Sales will be going through to Cyber Monday so you can get your shop on All Weekend Long!
You’re Welcome 😉
Deals to Take Advantage Of :
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Get Masturgasm Black Friday Deals Now!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Because I’m awesome like that, I decided to open up our Black Friday Deals a few hours early so you can get to shopping for the things you want right away without delay (that unintentionally rhymed…it’s magic!)
Anyway.
So, Here’s What You Get:
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3 Naughty New Things to Try On NYE!
New Years’ Eve is almost upon us and with that, comes specific obligations to try new things, enter 2012 with a bang (for some, we mean literally ;), and have a great time of course!
That being said, I made up a list of fun possibilities and ways to spend your evening in the true spirit of new beginning and trying new things!
1. Anal Sex: Okay, I know. Either you love it or you hate it, but at least give it a go! Some truly swear by anal, while others not so much, but I truly think it’s something everyone needs to try at least once in their lifetime. Guidelines to remember: use LOTS of lube (seriously), RELAX yourself (if you’re on the receiving end!), and make sure you’re both relaxed and turned on. A good way to begin is with some foreplay before jumping into your anal adventure. This way, you’re both turned on and relaxed. That’s really important come time for penetration! You can also start out using small anal toys to adjust yourself to the feeling. Last but not least, have a good time and a sense of humor!
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2. Double Penetration: Now before you freak out about involving a third person in your relationship, take a deep breath and relax! That is not what I’m implying (unless you’re into that, in which case, proceed!), especially if you are in a monogamous relationship, but that’s where toys come in. Romance Attack Online carries a 3 series of toys for couples that enable double penetration WITHOUT involving a third person. So, it’s just you and your partner, but 100X the pleasure. This is a great way to amp up the intensity of intercourse and finally fulfill your closet fantasies about a threesome! (Go on then! We’ve all had them!) These toys are fantastic, versatile and take all the anxiety and panic out of the typical threesome.
3. Enjoy That Furry Love: No, I’m not suggesting bestiality because that’s totally illegal, but I AM suggesting you get in touch with your primal instincts and own inner animal. Are you a dog, wolf, etc? Or is your partner the one with an animal inside? Whichever, we carry a line of yiff-inspired toys for all your carnal desires. Indulge in the furry fantasy!
If all of these sounds too crazy for your style, no worries. A simple massage, some light bondage, a new sex position (or several!), or even some new toys and lubricants are all fun ways to spend the evening! Remember to do what fits your comfort zone and what piques your interest.
Have a Happy New Year!
See you in 2013!
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