3 Kinds of Dildos You Need to Try
Let me be frank when I say that not all dildos are created equal. They all have their own unique qualities, but when you break it down, there are 3 main categories which you should definitely give a go if you haven’t done so already – read on if you want to enjoy all the orgasms the world has to offer you 😉
Stylistic Dildos
Stylistic dildos are perfect for those with a big imagination! These designs are totally out of this world. From animal dildos to artistic shapes and sensual textures, stylistic toys have a lot to offer in terms of stimulation and they are a fun way to add excitement to role play fantasies.
Realistic Dildos
Realistic dildos are for the practical one among you. If you want something that feels super close to the real deal, these dildos are perfect. You can get super firm ones or realistic toys with a more skin-like texture. We carry a material called fauxskin which simulates the feel of velvety soft skin so it’s perfect for indulging in classic naughtiness!
Vibrating Dildos
Last, but certainly not least, is vibrating dildos. These delightful sex toys are perfect for those who want only #goodvibes. Joking (kind of), but seriously, these toys have a plethora of designs and styles to choose from across the board. You can get a realistic or stylistic dildo with a vibe or simply a classic slim design; it’s totally up to you.
Stay Naughty ;-)
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The Brilliant Simplicity of Uberlube
Uberlube is not your average silicone lubricant. It’s scentless, tasteless, non-staining, and gentle, but more than that, it’s super long lasting. Unlike other lubricants, this lube does it all. It can be utilized in so many ways including as a massage oil, hair serum, and even shoe polish. Some athletes even use it to help alleviate chafe; who knew? It’s genius to use as a personal lubricant, even in water, and lasts ages and ages. The brand has done extensive research and testing to ensure a luxury and quality product and I personally think they’ve succeeded beyond anything else on the market. Couple the unique formula with high end packaging and what more could a girl (or guy) ask for?
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3 Ways to Make Bondage More Exciting
3 Ways to Make Bondage More Exciting!
Bondage is a great way to spice things up in your sex life, but what happens when things begin to get stale? Do you fold your cards and go vanilla? Not on our watch, kinksters 😉
If you think you’re ready to take your kinky fun to the next level or maybe just mix things up a bit, here are some things you can try to put the fireworks back in your relationship.
- Play Doctor. If you’re well educated and inducted into the ways of BDSM and bondage relationships, you might want to try medical play if you haven’t already. Medical play invokes a doctor/patient role playing relationship, involves medical-like devices and toys, and adds a whole new layer of kink to otherwise typical BDSM play.
- Gear Up. If you’re slightly new to bondage, but have done some experimenting, you may find excitement with more intense bondage gear such as restraints, cuffs, and other gear to amp up the intensity. Power play is a great way to enjoy some kink, but restraints add a layer of realism and erotic intensity to the whole thing.
- 50 Shades of Kink. If you’re well into the world of bondage, but are looking for small ways to add stimulation to your typical play, we highly recommend you give sex toys a try! Whether it’s a vibrator, dildo, or butt plug, we have something for everyone to enjoy and explore.
If you’re totally new to the world of bondage, check out our extensive bondage guide!
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Today Only! Shop Our Cyber Monday Deals!
Today is the last day to get our Black Friday / Cyber Monday Deals so get all those last minute gifts and items to treat yourself before midnight tonight and take advantage of our massive discounts!
This offer expires at midnight tonight so get the deals while you can!
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Cyber Monday Deals!
It’s that time again!
You know, time to shop and get all the stuff you want.
I know the Black Friday charm has probably worn off by now, but this year is all about Cyber Monday amirite?
I know I am 😉
Here’s Your Cyber Monday Deals:
- Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order!
- Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order!
- Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order!
These deals will last until midnight on December 2nd, 2013.
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Black Friday Sale Extended Thru Cyber Monday!
That’s Right!
Our Black Friday Sales will be going through to Cyber Monday so you can get your shop on All Weekend Long!
You’re Welcome 😉
Deals to Take Advantage Of :
- Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order!
- Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order!
- Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order!
These deals will last until midnight on Cyber Monday or December 2nd, 2013.
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My New Favorite G-Spot Vibrator!
I recently had the pleasure of getting one of these lovely vibes from my boyfriend for St. Patrick’s Day (what better way to say “Get Lucky!” than giving the gift of pleasure vibes, right?) and I really enjoyed the experience.
You may see this vibe and say “Been there, done that,” but I beg to differ!
Although this vibrator looks similar to other vibrators on the market, the Je T’aime 7″ Le Point G Vibe in Violet is really a sexy treat to give yourself or someone else.
I found it to be very smooth during use with just the right amount of power and lots of discretion in terms of the volume of the vibrations, which is something I really value in a vibe because, like many sex toy lovers, I like my privacy no matter how much of a wild girl I am.
The aesthetics on this vibrator are great with a sleek, sophisticated design and easy-to-use controls.
Designed and created in Paris, France, this vibe offers users a lot of variety where vibration is concerned. Five different speeds and patterns of vibration are at your disposal and really truly make a difference in stimulation during use of the contoured, tapered and curved head.
With extremely smooth plastic coating, the Le Point G Vibe measures 7 inches overall, 6 inches insertable and 1 inch wide making it a decently sized vibrator that can assuredly get your hot spots heated and ready to go and send you over the edge repeatedly.
Trust me, I know 😉 !
Order one before March 31, 2012 and get it for 20% OFF the list price!
Valentine’s Day Gift Idea: For the Realist
Shopping for that special someone for Valentine’s Day can be tough, even if that special someone is simply you.
That being said, we at Romance Attack Online believe there’s definitely something for everyone in any situation, with any kind of taste, and at any manageable price.
So, whether you simply want your toy to look like the real thing (yet feel even better! 😉 or you prefer to get down to brass tacks when it comes to pleasure, these toys may just be the perfect choice!
Here are some of My Favorites for the Ever-Practical Realist:
With a comfortable overall length of 8.25″ and an insertable length of 7.5″ this single dong is just the ticket to fill you to the brim with pleasure and ecstasy! Tailored to maximize stimulation with shaft and a delicate clitoris tickler, all your pleasure spots are bathed in sensuality in complete no nonsense fashion and with straight to the point functionality that will leave even your most rational friends speechless!
If you’ve been following my blog at all, you know what a big fan I am of this formidable dildo! Packed with great lengths at 10.25″ overall and 8″ insertable, this toy is NO JOKE. Built with a sturdy base and created with the utmost realistic texture, this dildo has a velvet -like texture that almost feels better than the real thing! Soft and sensual, this toy will definitely make anyone melt, no matter how pragmatic they may be!
Built for uninterrupted pleasure, this dildo brings a little something extra to self love. Standing at 9.5″ overall and 6.5″ insertable, this toy packs a punch (or three!) when ordered custom with remote controlled vibrations and a powerful suction cup that promises waves and waves of erotic stimulation. Even the most sensible person will enjoy the stability and power behind this delicious dildo!
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Have a Lovely Weekend!
Check Out the NEW Romance Attack Online Shop!
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7 Healthy Sex Habits for 2012!
- Check yourself before you wreck yourself! That’s right, get checked for STD’s every 6 months or at least once a year and stay healthy!
- Break down the communication wall. Check in with your partner about what each of you enjoys in bed and what you don’t. Strong communication is the key to any healthy relationship, whether purely for fun or more serious.
- Practice proper hygiene. I know, this sounds super basic, but just in case you forgot you should wash yourself! Just one more thing you and your partner can do together! 😉
- Laugh it off! Funny things happen during sexual exploration every now and again. It’s inevitable. So, let it roll off your shoulder and laugh it off! Everyone is human and with that comes…specific obligations.. No, but seriously. Take a chill pill and LAUGH!
- Respect yourself before you neglect yourself! I know it sounds like a slogan, but hey, they may be onto something. If you or someone you know is in an abusive relationship, please contact the necessary help lines. There is help and options are available to you. Don’t suffer in silence. AND It DOES get better! Check out SafeHorizon.Org for more information.
- Get Creative! Try something new this year with your partner! Whether that means a new position or two, anal play, or simply more massages (Yes!), get creative and explore what you can both enjoy. Variety is the spice of life and helps add dimension to a relationship.
- Have more of it! Yes, I am aiding and abetting you both to have more sex. It’s GOOD for you! No really, it is. Check out my article here on why it does your body good!
Whatever your goals, remember to stay healthy, happy and laughing in 2012!
That’s all for now!
Good luck!