5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2014
What Would New Years Be Without A Fun List of Naughty Resolutions, Amirite?
Because we specialize in all things naughty, I came up with a list of fun new things to try in 2014 that I’d like to try myself or that I think you should try!
- Try out Threesome Sex Toys! This is one that I haven’t quite gotten around to, but
- Level Up in Anal Toys.
- Get In Touch With My Inner Animal.
- Finally Try Tantric Sex!
- Dedicate More Time to Intimate Erotic Massages.
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Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas from all of us here at Masturgasm!
We hope you’re having a wonderful holiday with lots of delicious food (and hopefully some naughtiness thrown in for good measure)!
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Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Her
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Naughty Holiday Gift Guide Roundup!
We hope you’re all having a fantastic weekend so far!
If you have some down time, catch up with our fun naughty gift guides, shopping specials and other fun kink lifestyle tips!
Have A Naughty Weekend 😉
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Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Her
Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Him
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Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Her
Today’s gift guide is all about her! We’ve put together our top picks and customer favorites to give the ladies on your list the best orgasmic experiences with and without a partner.
{ The Realist } – 10.25″ Homeboy Realistic Feel Dildo with Fauxskin – This is, hands down, the best dildo we have in our arsenal! We have other smaller dildos in the fauxskin material that are nice as well, sure, but this one is the cream of the crop! It’s long, just thick enough, and has a pretty sturdy base. Aside from that, it’s made from TSX Toys’ signature fauxskin which feels better than real skin! Actually it feels more like velvet, if anything, and it’s an absolute dream to use! Orgasms galore will be had with this one!
{ The Ultimate O } – Auto Erotica 3-in-1 Vibrator – If the person you’re gifting or you yourself aren’t that big on realism, then this is a fun stylistic vibrator to pick up! It’s got all the bells and whistles you could want in a vibrator because it comes equipped with a clit stimulator, a g-spot curved shaft and a tapered anal plug which allows you to fill all your holes with total pleasure that will leave you utterly spent at the end of it all! It’s designed to be rocked into your body and was made for women by women.
{ Kinky Kate } – Matador SMP Vibe Dildo – This is a delicious stylistic vibrating dildo that has ridges down it’s shaft for ultimate stimulation. It’s a personal favorite of mine because the vibration controls can be controlled with the handy remote and things can be as mild or intense as you like! It’s also fairly long and thick making this the perfect size for anyone!
{ Primal Instinct } – The Wolfman Canine Animal Dildo – For those ladies who like the furrier things in life, this is the perfect dildo! It’s modestly sized with a suction cup so it can be suctioned down to any hard, flat surface and you can go to town for some yiffing good fun! Designed with a wolf penis in mind, but a bit more stylized, this is perfect for furry yiff role playing and other primal fun. We also have the Wolfman Extension, our anatomically correct Horse Penis Dildo, a larger stylized Horse Dick Dildo, an anatomically correct Whale Penis Dildo (quite large), and a modestly sized Dog Penis Dildo, aptly named Clifford.
Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Him
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3 Naughty Ways to Gift Your Partner Without Buying Anything!
Giving someone a naughty gift this holidays doesn’t have to be expensive; in fact, it doesn’t have to cost you a thing!
Even though we often give tangible gifts, there are other ways to show our love and appreciation for those we hold dear and today’s post is offering 3 alternative ways to gift them and you’ll be spending little to no cash!
- Offer Up Your Time… For A Naughty Massage! You know, most of the time, you may not want to give your partner a massage. You’re tired, they’re tired, or both and the last thing you want to do is give them a full body rub down. This holiday season is the perfect time for you to finally give them the massage they’ve been wanting and probably needing and the best part is it will cost you very little if anything at all. You can run a bath for them, prep some scented oils in their favorite relaxing fragrance, lay some towels or flannel on the bed or floor, light some candles, play some nice music and make a whole experience out of it. Not only will they surely appreciate your efforts, but you won’t need to go buy a single thing ( except maybe massage oil and/or candles ).
- Have A Naughty Bake-A-Thon! One day this holiday season when you’re both at home alone, put on your skimpiest outfit and bake their favorite meal or pastry! Not only will you in a delicious outfit get their heart pumping, but they will definitely enjoy your culinary efforts and the yummy results of all your hard work. Whether you enjoy a little romp before or after dessert is up to you 😉
- They’ve Been Very Naughty This Year…Let Them Unwrap You! You can do this by literally wrapping your naked body in thick ribbon and surprising them one evening with you – as a gift! You can offer up new ideas to try in bed or come equipped with toys – whatever you like.
Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Him
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Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Him
Today’s gift guide is on all things for that special man (or men) in your life who you’d like to give the gift of naughtiness to! We’ve tried to vary the gifts so there is a nice naughty option for everyone’s tastes.
{ Thick As Thieves } – Original Thick Ur Dick Girth Expander – This girth expander is designed to give some added thickness to any member for maximum thickness and fulfillment during use! For those who love that filling sensation, this will be very enjoyable for both the wearer and their partner which makes it the perfect gift!
{ Free Spirits } – The Substitute Realistic Skin Feel Masturbator – For those Casanovas or single Sams who prefer to ride solo, this realistic masturbator is the perfect choice! It’s made of the most realistic material, TSX Toys’ signature Fauxskin, which literally feels softer than real skin. It’s like a velvet texture which makes this toy an amazing experience for any single man!
{ Wild Will } – Wolfman Canine Animal Penis Extension – For those loving the furry fetish, this animal penis extension designed to look like a wolf is the perfect gift! It’s anatomy is stylized, but very close to the real deal and the extension allows it to be worn and used with another for a totally personal and erotic yiff experience! For those who don’t want an extension, but still want a yiff experience, we also have ones in stylized for dog penis, horse penis (anatomically correct), extra large horse dick, a whale penis (anatomically correct, but sized down), and then a dildo for the wolf penis as well which all make for great yiffy gifts!
{ Long Johns } – 2″ Veinzy Penis Extension – This last gift idea is a customer favorite because it’s simple, yet effective! For those who want length and texture during use, this is the perfect penis extender! It’s designed with stylized vein texture on the shaft and lends 2 inches to the wearer of the extension during use.
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Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Anal Lovers
Today’s gift guide is all about anal 😉
For those of you who love some backdoor fun, here are my top picks for holiday gifts you can gift to others or treat yourself with!
{For Beginners } The Analicious Butt Plug is perfect for beginners because it’s small, smooth yet textured and tapered shape makes this little toy enjoyable and easy to use!
{ For Intermediate } The 2 Shots In the Dark Butt Plug is a bit on the bigger side of things, but is tapered and has 2 notches on it so you can start at the top and work your way down the shaft each time you use it and work up to full insertion. The smooth texture makes this really pleasurable to use!
{ For Advanced } The Polyphemus Butt Plug is massively big for the advanced anal players and comes with a smooth, yet textured and ridged shaft that makes every inch pleasurable, but seriously intense!
{ For Kinky Fun } The Deep Black Ribbed 100% Low Ammonia Latex Inflatable Butt Plug is for those who aren’t necessarily looking for size or want to start small and work their way up because this butt plug actually comes equipped with a hand pump which inflates the shaft of the toy! Insert the toy at it’s normal size and inflate it once it’s inside for a deliciously intense experience!
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