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Happy Thanksgiving!

 

From all of us here at Masturgasm, we hope you & yours have a lovely Thanksgiving and a safe Black Friday!

Something to do while you wait for turkey and mashed potatoes >

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Here’s to getting laid on that fantastic Thanksgiving centerpiece!

Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate

xO

 

ATTENTION LOCAL SWINGERS! Tryst Parties & Party Obsessions Meet N Greets @ Romance Attack Riverside!!

If you are unfamiliar with Tryst Parties or Party Obsessions, both organizations have online sites and hold meet and greets for local swingers in the California (mostly Socal) area. These very cool and interesting community organizations bring like-minded swingers together for meet and greets, drinks and lots of mingling weekly, monthly and more. Holding meet and greets all over including clubs and homes, participants are able to meet new and exciting people for uninhibited fun and good times. They have gained such popularity that they hold events all over the California area. Romance Attack Riverside (CA) is excited to announce they will now be hosting monthly Meet-N-Greets for both Tryst Parties and Party Obsessions at the Riverside Store and will be offering great deals to participants of the Meet-N-Greet. Available during these Meet-N-Greets is STRICTLY adults only mingling, shopping and probably non-alcoholic refreshments and goodies. All other X-Rated fun may happen later (Rawr!), but please not on the store site. These Meet-N-Greets will feature fun, interactive people who can shop with exclusive deals at the Romance Attack Riverside store while they enjoy snacks and drinks and meet sexy new swingers within their local area. If you would like to participate in the Meet-N-Greet, please visit either Tryst Parties’ website or the Party Obsessions website for sign up details.

We’ll see you there! 😉

10 Ways To Thank Your Partner This Thanksgiving

  1. Offer A Night of Sensual Bathing & Massage. Set a hot bath for your partner and bathe them. After bathing, place towels on your bed, couch or the floor and give them a soft caress with hot towels & smooth stones (may be found at your local Bed, Bath & Beyond or online) and your favorite massage oil.
  2. Give them Oral Pleasure that will Rock their World. For tips, check out our Oral Sex Techniques.
  3. Working Overtime? That’s fine; Send them a naughty text and photo of yourself to let them know you’re thinking of them. This is a guarantee of sexual passion when they get home! Find something to wear for the evening in Sexy Lingerie!
  4. Dining In: Naughty Style. Make your partner their favorite meal by candle light and be sure to dress your best: an apron or for the braves ones, your birthday suit a la carte. Or, if you’re the creative type, paint yourself in Sexy Edible Paints!
  5. Sexual Favor Coupons. These are a classic winner. Hand over a Sex Slave for a Day or More Specific Sexual Favors coupon. Or, if that doesn’t appeal to you, find a fun game to play!
  6. Do the Dirty! Declare your next day off together as Fulfill Your Fantasies Day. Share naughty fantasies over dessert and make them a reality after!
  7. Sexual Spa Kit. This is the newest offer going on at Romance Attack. Basically, you choose what you want in your sexual spa kit and they will give you the gift wrap & basket for FREE all through this holiday season. (Please Note: Not Live on the Site Yet; Offer is Already Available Though So Be Sure to Ask for It When You Check Out!)
  8. Sexual Voyeur Scavenger Hunt. This is really fun, although if you have children, you may have to send them away for the weekend to pull it off! Basically, it goes like this: You place coupon or road markers in each location of your choosing with an explanation of what you will do there; example: Ride me as hard as you can for 20 seconds. Go! Or, if you prefer to put emphasis on location, you can choose places like the kitchen counter, car, pool, backyard, etc. depending on your level of comfortability and your partner’s fantasies.
  9. Serve Up Dessert for Your Partner..On You…Literally. That’s right, make the dessert of your choice or their favorite and serve it up on your body, wherever you please. Be careful with this one ladies, too much sugar in your lady parts will cause a yeast infection in most so you may just want to stick with placing them on your stomach, chest & breasts area.
  10. Check In to Pleasure Island. Blindfold and/or Tie Up your lover and lead them to the hotel of your choosing for a few hours or a weekend. Whatever fun you have there stays between the two of you! Get wild!

Enjoy Pleasure & Art with Sexy Graffiti Strawberry Flavored Body Paint!

This is my NEW favorite item of the week! Not only is this item versatile with multi-uses and functions, it’s tons of fun in a creatively naughty way, which is what I’m all about!

Enter, Sexy Graffiti Strawberry Flavored Body Paint.

This item ROCKS. First off, it’s edible body paint in spray form, so you can literally tag up your lover instead of your local neighborhood wall and it’s definitely more sanitary and fun to lick off 😉

It comes in a delicious strawberry flavor that taste divine and functions as not only an edible body paint, but also doubles as a massage oil/love oil.

This means that this past weekend after my man and I tagged each other with totally dirty words and used the cute lip stencil to spray lips all over one another, we massaged and caressed our way to ecstasy! There are other stencils that come with this fun massage oil/body paint spray, but the lips are my favorite.

Not only that, but I love that I don’t have to worry about the paint as it’s all totally edible and tastes great so I was able to massage my man’s sore muscles while licking up when the mood took me.

You know how I love my products with many uses/functions and truly, the Sexy Graffiti Strawberry Flavored Body Paint is one of the best on the market with a completely fresh take on body paint.

After all, is there really a better way to express your love & affection?

That’s all for now, I’m off to do some more body painting!