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Happy Friday!

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Happy Friday!

TGIFF, though, seriously.

This week has been too long for some reason – anyone else feel that way?

Here’s a bit of Friday Humor to get you through the day!

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Have a Great Weekend!


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3 Naughty New Things to Try On NYE!

New Years’ Eve is almost upon us and with that, comes specific obligations to try new things, enter 2012 with a bang (for some, we mean literally ;), and have a great time of course!

That being said, I made up a list of fun possibilities and ways to spend your evening in the true spirit of new beginning and trying new things!

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1. Anal Sex: Okay, I know. Either you love it or you hate it, but at least give it a go! Some truly swear by anal, while others not so much, but I truly think it’s something everyone needs to try at least once in their lifetime. Guidelines to remember: use LOTS of lube (seriously), RELAX yourself (if you’re on the receiving end!), and make sure you’re both relaxed and turned on. A good way to begin is with some foreplay before jumping into your anal adventure. This way, you’re both turned on and relaxed. That’s really important come time for penetration! You can also start out using small anal toys to adjust yourself to the feeling. Last but not least, have a good time and a sense of humor!

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2. Double Penetration: Now before you freak out about involving a third person in your relationship, take a deep breath and relax! That is not what I’m implying (unless you’re into that, in which case, proceed!), especially if you are in a monogamous relationship, but that’s where toys come in. Romance Attack Online carries a 3 series of toys for couples that enable double penetration WITHOUT involving a third person. So, it’s just you and your partner, but 100X the pleasure. This is a great way to amp up the intensity of intercourse and finally fulfill your closet fantasies about a threesome! (Go on then! We’ve all had them!) These toys are fantastic, versatile and take all the anxiety and panic out of the typical threesome.

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3. Enjoy That Furry Love: No, I’m not suggesting bestiality because that’s totally illegal, but I AM suggesting you get in touch with your primal instincts and own inner animal. Are you a dog, wolf, etc? Or is your partner the one with an animal inside? Whichever, we carry a line of yiff-inspired toys for all your carnal desires. Indulge in the furry fantasy!

If all of these sounds too crazy for your style, no worries. A simple massage, some light bondage, a new sex position (or several!), or even some new toys and lubricants are all fun ways to spend the evening! Remember to do what fits your comfort zone and what piques your interest.

Have a Happy New Year!

See you in 2013!

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4 Romantic Ways to Spend the Holidays!

As the holidays approach, we remember and rejoice with the people we love the most: our families, friends and close acquaintances. And as the holidays bring lots of great food, coziness, love and cheer, I begin to consider how we can all add some romance to our lives with our significant other or maybe just a close friend. Here’s a few ways to spend your holiday weekend or perhaps just a night with someone you intimately care about:

  • Journey to your nearest summit or mountain town and enjoy the snow for a night or two! Cuddle up in a log cabin or mountain resort for some bath-side lovemaking and go skiing or snowboarding in the morning.
  • Take a trip to the beach and enjoy the breeze if you’re near a shoreline. Throw a bonfire if the weather’s right and enjoy the beach at night with friends or your lover or both!
  • Stay in for a day or two and make it a movie night! Rent movies or pull out your own collection and enjoy quality family and friends time.
  • If your budget allows, fly to a small and quaint town that you know is expecting snowy weather. Enjoy the shops and people for a few days. Bask in the idyllic atmosphere.

Whatever you do, remember to enjoy yourself, smile, laugh, and love a LOT. Throw yourself into the arms of a passionate embrace at least once or twice and write down some resolutions for 2013.

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Happy Holidays!

Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate


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Happy Thursday!

The week is almost over, but the fun doesn’t have to end 😉

Come join us over on Facebook & Twitter for exclusive sales, deals & discounts at Masturgasm.Com!

Otherwise, shop the Black Friday Sale All Month Long!

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All of us are working hard to create a brand new site called Masturgasm for all the latest and greatest in the adult world!

With a focus on niche fetish toys and BDSM, look for tons of naughty new items coming soon on as we get close to launching our Brand New Site!

Stay tuned here and with us on Twitter @Masturgasm and on Facebook @Masturgasm Online.

We’d love to hear your thoughts so feel free to leave us a comment here or on Twitter and Facebook!

Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate



Owner of Romance Attack Online Quoted In “Ways and Means” Committee Meeting For Small Businesses!

As fun and light as I like to keep things here on Romance Attack, I would like to discuss a bit of a serious and slightly political topic today.

Can’t believe the way this is trending on google right now; pretty cool and pretty crazy!

As you know, our owner is an independent small business owner who happens to be a woman.

Apparently, she sent out many, many letters to various political leaders, associations and committees in order to express her opinion that if the Bush Era Tax Cuts for Small Businesses were not extended, there would indeed be much suffering for the small businesses of America. She does this sort of thing all the time. Why? Because she’s American and the fate of America and the “little people” who built this country actual mean something to her, and us. It’s something worth preserving and not letting “Corporate America” smash into oblivion at every turn.

Here’s a snippet of what one congressman quoted from her letter during the committee hearing:

“They were asked: How would increased taxes impact your business? ”Less hiring, more struggle to pay for expenses and payroll.” If rates were allowed to increase, would that affect your ability to hire new employees? ”Absolutely. We’ve done nothing except cut staff for 4 years now. A tax increase could spell disaster.”

Read more about this here at Don’t Mess With Taxes or see what people are saying on the DC Urban Mom Forums here.

I know there is a lot of buzz going on online at the moment regarding our small business. Apparently the fact that we are an adult business is so buzz-worthy (effing shocker, people we live in 2012 for crying out loud!) that it’s gone pretty viral at the moment.

On another note, isn’t it more important that a small business owner who happens to be a woman ( and a very smart one, at that) as well as an American has had her voice heard through the masses?

And does the fact that she happens to be an adult business diminish the message that small businesses are indeed suffering amid Congressional decisions?

I don’t think so. I think it’s all the more important that, yes, we are a small, albeit adult, business and yes, women work here as well and we celebrate our freedoms in this awesome country by allowing others the right to express their sexuality in whatever way,  all judgment spared. I think we’re better than most, though not perfect. Almost ;-).

THAT, is what we do here.

So before everyone on the planet decides to focus on the fact that we’re an adult business, try focusing on the fact that we are also educated, business-minded, caring, collected, and freedom-loving individuals trying to make a living amid a terrible economic climate just like everyone else.

In other words, we are American.

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Romance Attack Is On Amazon!

Happy Friday Everyone!

I hope you all had a pleasant 4th of July if you’re here in the States, otherwise, hopefully you have a pleasant weekend or holiday coming up!

Today, I would like to share something awesome with you!

Romance Attack is now on Amazon!

That’s right; can’t be bothered to purchase direct from our site?

No problem!

Now you can purchase directly with your Amazon account.

To find us, simply type “Romance Attack” into the Amazon search bar.

Happy Shopping & Have A Sexy Weekend!


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Have Sex To Burn More Calories & Fight Disease and Depression!

When most people think of having sex, they think of it as purely a sense of pleasure, expression of love and commitment, or as a way to procreate, but sex is hardly ever discussed as a way to fight diseases.

What’s funny, though, is that sex is a form of exercise and fitness, if not a more pleasurable form, and it certainly helps your heart’s health and lower your risk for heart disease and other conditions and illnesses.

Sex has been shown to boost your body’s immunity levels, thereby aiding you in fighting off infection, illness and other conditions that can be damaging to your health.

Click here to read about which sex positions burn the most calories!

Even more impressive, brain chemicals and endorphins are also released during and after intimacy that even help to fight depression!

All in all, sex can be a great tool for enjoyment and ultimate life satisfaction and happiness.

Make sure you protect yourself by using condoms all the time, every time!

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So, the next time you’re trying to convince your S.O. to stay up and have that late night nookie session, tell them it’s for their own good – and it really will be too!

Have a Sexy Weekend !

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Get The “After Sex” Glow With This Smoothie!

This smoothie is super simple to make and will give you a healthy “after sex” glow this summer!

Enjoy a smoothie drink or blend with ice for a thicker consistency.

Both are an enjoyable tasty treat!



  • 1 Handful Spinach
  • 1 Cucumber, seeds removed & chopped
  • 2 Cups Blueberries
  • 1-2 Bananas, chopped
  • 1/2 Cup Water
  • Ice (Optional)


Toss all of your ingredients into the blender/ food processor. Blend until smooth and enjoy!