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3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping


Black Friday can give you a heaping rush of adrenaline and possibly a little panic, but in a good way right?

I always come home from my Black Friday shopping with a ridiculous amount of energy, despite being beyond exhausted and that’s why we should all take some time before getting some much needed sleep to enjoy a little sex.

Here’s Why: 

  • It Relaxes Your Nerves. When you get home, you’ll be all cracked out on adrenaline and excitement from the rush of shopping so why not have a little down time before you hit the pillow? Sex will help you sleep better, relax you and even help you burn more fat! Don’t believe me? Learn more about it – HERE.
  • Use Those New Toys! Assuming you did some pre-shopping online or maybe even at your local adult retailer, you’ll have some new sex toys to play with! If not, you can always shop with us & get great deals anytime 😉 With that, you’ll definitely want to take them for a spin right?
  • End the Night on A Good Note. If you got in a fight or got a little more aggressive than usual during Black Friday, some nice sex is a great way to end the night on a good note instead of going to sleep angry!

Happy Shopping!

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♥ xO

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[The Substitute Real Skin Feel Masturbator- Fauxskin]

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To some, masturbation toys may seem a bit intimidating at first, but you’ll find with experience that these are some of the best toys for men out there and these 3 are made in signature fauxskin which is similar to cyberskin and is designed to feel just like real skin, only better. This material feels incredible on contact with skin, like super soft velvety skin and the sensations are guaranteed to be orgasmic!

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That’s all for now – Have a naughty day!

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xO ♥


Weekend Post Round-Up with Masturgasm!

Here’s to wishing you all a naughty, fun weekend with lots of new and erotically intense sexual experiences – our weekly round-up of posts!

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[Nite Rider 1 Capsule Male Libido Sexual Enhancer Supplement –]

We are super excited to announce that we now offer a select number of adult supplements, many all natural herbal formulas, on Masturgasm!

Specially selected by our experts based on effectiveness, solid product formulas, and popular demand, these sexual enhancement supplements are the perfect addition to intensify the sensation and pleasure for any erotic experience.

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xO ♥


Have A Very Naughty Easter + Easter Deals!


From Everyone At Masturgasm, We Wish You A Happy {Hopefully Naughty!} Easter!

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TGIF! Easter Humor + Pervy Post Roundup for Your Easter Weekend!

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Here’s to wishing you all a Happy Easter Weekend with lots of Naughty fun, of course!

Here’s Some Easter Humor to Get You Through the Day!

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[From via Pinterest]

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[Easter Humor via Pinterest]

Funny Pork Be inspired Ecard: Easter is my favorite ham-related holiday.

Easter Humor –]

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xO ♥


Get A FREE Rabbit Vibrator Only On Masturgasm!



In honor of the Easter holiday, we here at Masturgasm have decided to offer up a FREE Gift with Purchase when you spend $75 or more on any item(s)!

Most appropriately, we’re offering this cute rabbit vibrator so you’ll have everything you need this Spring when you, you know get feverish ;-)

Now Hop To It!



[it’s a naughty bunny!]

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Have a Sexy Saturday!

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xO ♥

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[Big Daddy’s Cock Ring]

With Spring Fever well on it’s way [ if it hasn’t already hit you! ], soon we’ll all be feeling the heat!

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Get Naughty This Weekend With These Tips!

Having great sex doesn’t always seem easy, but you can turn boring, dull sex into heart-pounding, mind blowing sex with super simple tips from the sex experts here at Masturgasm!

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xO ♥