The PERFECT Sex Toy to Make Your Halloween Night The Best Yet!
We have a ton of toys which are great for the Halloween season and spicing things up a bit in your love life, whether you want to let your inner animal run free and indulge in our animal dildos or if you prefer something a bit more conventional, we’ve got you covered as well 😉
That being said, our favorite toy for celebrating this spookiest of holidays is the 2″ Skeleton Extender {shown above} because of it’s Dia de Los Muertos skull design and, of course, it’s even scarier ability to stimulate both partners during use!
With each vertebrae ridge on this extension, you’ll be taken closer to the peak of intense ecstasy!
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Get Naughty This Halloween With These Tips, Tricks & Treats!
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Get Ghoulishly Good Deals All October With These Sales!
Happy Friday!
October is the naughtiest month of the year so far and we’ve got great deals all month long!
- Buy 2 Items, Get 5% Off!
- Buy 4 Items, Get 15% Off
- FREE Shipping on Select Best Sellers!
Happy Naughty Shopping!
Get Naughty This Halloween With These Tips, Tricks & Treats!
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Get Naughty This Halloween With These Tips, Tricks and Treats!
Half the fun of Halloween is indulging in your naughtier side and even getting a little creep on, if you know what I mean!
There’s no reason not to fully engage in naughty fun during this spooky month and we’ve got just the tips, tricks and treats to help you enjoy the entire month with lots of deliciously devilish fun!
Our Naughty Tips:
- The Skeleton Extender: Add Some Halloween Fun To Your Pleasure Experience!
- 13 Naughty Ways To Spend Halloween!
- Enjoy A Wild Night Of Naughty Adventure With These Toys On Halloween!
- For Fun: Strange Sex Phobias + Friday the 13th
- 6 Animal Sex Toys for Delicious Yiff-Filled Fun This Halloween!
Our Naughty Tricks:
- Top Exotic Places to Have Sex
- Burn Max Calories With These Sex Positions!
- Erotic Massage Tips
- Become A Master Of Masturbation
- The Art of Erotic Spanking
Delicious Treats:
- Delicious Halloween Cocktails – 21+
- Dark & Stormy Death Punch – 21+
- Day of the Dead Cookies
- Specialty Tequila in Dia de Los Muertos Skulls
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♥ xO
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For the holiday season, we’ve decided to come out with this exclusive two-tone style in a select number of colors for some of our more popular items and we’re calling the line “Artisan Crystal” because the effect looks a bit like real crystal and the process of making the toys this way is very artisanal and skillful to do. I rather love the overall effect, don’t you? : )
Anyhow, for a limited time, these will be on offer and you can get great deals on these for the rest of the month!
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- [2 Extra Inches – Veinzy Penis Extension]
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Try These 6 Animal Sex Toys for Delicious Yiff-Filled Fun This Halloween!
Halloween for adults can feel rather glum, but if you want to get creative and add some adult naughtiness to this awesome holiday, I highly recommend roleplay, especially yiff! If you’re unfamiliar with yiff, check here, but basically it’s the act of role playing to be a particular animal. And lucky for you, we have just the toys to assist in making your experience erotically primal and visceral so be sure to pick up some of these for some yiffing good fun this Halloween!
- [The Clifford Dog Dong]
- [The Wolfman Extension Animal Canine Dildo]
- [Mr. Ed; Anatomically Correct Horse Member Animal Dildo]
- [The Wolfman – Suction Animal Canine Dildo]
- [18.5 Inch Trojan Horse Huge Dildo – With Hardener]
- [Mr. Ed Pony Extension]
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3 Quick Tips for Naughty Halloween Fun!
Happy Friday!
Fall has officially begun and with that comes the ever-nearing Halloween!
To get you in the spirit of things, the naughty way (you know how we do it!), I’ve put together a round up of some helpful posts to get you thinking spooky, naughty fun.
Check Out These Tips & Get Going :
- The Skeleton Extender: Add Some Halloween Fun To Your Pleasure Experience!
- 13 Naughty Ways To Spend Halloween!
- Enjoy A Wild Night Of Naughty Adventure With These Toys On Halloween!
- In Case You Missed It Last Week: Strange Sex Phobias + Friday the 13th
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Support Your Economy and Small American Business – Buy These American Made Sex Toys!
Shop Our Adult Toys Are Available on Amazon Canada!
Check Out Our Selection of Lubricants!
New Penis and Anal Butt Plug Extensions Now Available!
Check Out Our NEW American Futball Plug!
Check Out Our New 100% Low Ammonia Latex Sex Toys!
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♥ xO
Naughty Post Round-Up: Friday the 13th, Sex Phobias, Sexy Weekend Sales & More
Happy Friday the 13th!
I don’t know why, but I pretty much love it every time we have a “Friday the 13th” come around. I guess you could say it’s my lucky day! Good things just seem to happen to me so cross your fingers that I get laid this weekend (it’s been a LONG week okay!).
Whether you’re someone who loves this day or hates it or feels superstitiously plagued by bad luck, you should try to enjoy the fun of this day at least a little. Stay home and watch movies with friends if you’re afraid your day will be ruined by bad luck if you go out. Or, go out and have a blast and defy the bad luck stereotype. For people like me, good things are always happening to me on this day. So, don’t count your chickens before they hatch and do your best to enjoy yourself on this silliest of anti-holidays.
In honor of Friday the 13th, here are my choice of the top 10 Sexual Phobias (Fears):
- Genophobia or Coitophobia: Fear of Sex or Sexual Conjunction.
- Tocophobia: Fear of Getting Pregnant, Pregnancy, and/or Childbirth.
- Medorthophobia: Fear of an Erect Penis.
- Gymnophobia: Fear of Being Naked.
- Medomalacuphobia: Fear of Losing an Erection.
- Philemaphobia: Fear of Kissing.
- Erotophobia: Fear of Talking About Sex.
- Parthenophobia: Fear of Virgins.
- Molysomophobia: Fear of Sexual Infection or Contamination.
- Eurotophobia: Fear of Female Sex Organs & Genitals.
Fear of Friday the 13th? Friggatriskaidekaphobia.
Say that 5x Fast!
How do you feel about Friday the 13th?
Is this day dreaded for fear of bad luck or shrugged off as myth?
Let me know what your opinion is in the comments below!
Interested in learning more about the origins of Friday the 13th?
Check out this YouTube Clip: Learn More About Friday the 13th.
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Happy Valentine’s Day from Romance Attack Online!
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Aside from this being a completely awesome deal for those of us who want to get our partner something fun AND get something for ourselves (Ahem! Me!), the deal is awesome for a number of reasons. The first is that the gifts are full sized items, not those disappointingly small sample sized items. While Romance Attack Online always offers FREE Sample sized items with EVERY order, these are not the gifts. The gifts include your pick of one from a list of several different vibes, dildos, and other cool items so you can choose something for anyone, a partner or yourself, and all for FREE!
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Oh, and by the way, Happy Friday the 13th !
(I hear sex is the only antidote to bad luck so get moving! 😉
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Happy Friday the 13th! Top 10 Sexual Phobias
Happy Friday the 13th!
Whether you’re someone who loves this day or hates it or feels superstitiously plagued by bad luck, you should try to enjoy the fun of this day at least a little. Stay home and watch movies with friends if you’re afraid your day will be ruined by bad luck if you go out. Or, go out and have a blast and defy the bad luck stereotype. For people like me, good things are always happening to me on this day. So, don’t count your chickens before they hatch and do your best to enjoy yourself on this silliest of anti-holidays.
In honor of Friday the 13th, here are my choice of the top 10 Sexual Phobias (Fears):
- Genophobia or Coitophobia: Fear of Sex or Sexual Conjunction.
- Tocophobia: Fear of Getting Pregnant, Pregnancy, and/or Childbirth.
- Medorthophobia: Fear of an Erect Penis.
- Gymnophobia: Fear of Being Naked.
- Medomalacuphobia: Fear of Losing an Erection.
- Philemaphobia: Fear of Kissing.
- Erotophobia: Fear of Talking About Sex.
- Parthenophobia: Fear of Virgins.
- Molysomophobia: Fear of Sexual Infection or Contamination.
- Eurotophobia: Fear of Female Sex Organs & Genitals.
Fear of Friday the 13th? Friggatriskaidekaphobia.
Say that 5x Fast!
How do you feel about Friday the 13th?
Is this day dreaded for fear of bad luck or shrugged off as myth?
Let me know what your opinion is in the comments below!
Interested in learning more about the origins of Friday the 13th?
Check out the YouTube Clip below!
Enjoy & Have a Nice Weekend!