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Romance Attack Is On Amazon!

Happy Friday Everyone!

I hope you all had a pleasant 4th of July if you’re here in the States, otherwise, hopefully you have a pleasant weekend or holiday coming up!

Today, I would like to share something awesome with you!

Romance Attack is now on Amazon!

That’s right; can’t be bothered to purchase direct from our site?

No problem!

Now you can purchase directly with your Amazon account.

To find us, simply type “Romance Attack” into the Amazon search bar.

Happy Shopping & Have A Sexy Weekend!


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A Fun Innovation On the Modern Glass Butt Plug!


In the spirit of the impending Easter holiday, I thought it was more than appropriate to review this amazing anal toy, you know, for informational purposes, that is!

Icon Brands’ New Fashionista line offers a whole new spin on various fun sex toys we all know and love, but with an innovative spin.

Such is the case with this Large Glass Bunny Tail Butt Plug; an adorable muli-tasking anal toy the serves as a hot glass anal butt plug that feels incredible inside you, a bushy tail for fun role play nights of pleasure, and last but not least, a bushy tail soft tickler for fetish play.

I absolutely love the breathtaking design of this toy!

Sophisticated and artistic, this glass anal plug is both functional and fashionable.

With a smooth surface for easy use and a cool design anyone would be glad to be caught with 😉 , this multifunctional toy is made of top quality materials for safe and long lasting pleasure.

This little bunny kept me up all night; I definitely recommend it. 🙂

*Please note: No fluffy bunnies were harmed in the making of this blog post or use of this toy!*

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Enjoy, Be Safe ( You know what I mean!), & Get Lucky!

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Get A FREE Gift When You Shop at Romance Attack Online!


Happy Valentine’s Day from Romance Attack Online!

As an early gift to those of you looking to shop for something special for either a friend, significant other or simply to treat yourself this coming holiday, Romance Attack Online is offering a FREE Full Sized Gift to any customer who makes an order of $100 or more!

Aside from this being a completely awesome deal for those of us who want to get our partner something fun AND get something for ourselves (Ahem! Me!), the deal is awesome for a number of reasons. The first is that the gifts are full sized items, not those disappointingly small sample sized items. While Romance Attack Online always offers FREE Sample sized items with EVERY order, these are not the gifts. The gifts include your pick of one from a list of several different vibes, dildos, and other cool items so you can choose something for anyone, a partner or yourself, and all for FREE!

The offer lasts between now and Valentine’s Day so be sure you make your order before 2/14/12 to get the deal!

*No coupon code necessary, the deal is automatically applied once the required amount is in your cart.*

Oh, and by the way, Happy Friday the 13th !

(I hear sex is the only antidote to bad luck so get moving! 😉

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10 Sexy New Years’ Resolutions That Should Be On Your List!

So with the new year comes a slew of the inevitable new years’ resolutions that we all pencil into our list of things we would like to get done this year and, with that, I propose a separate list for all things naughty! I have compiled my own list here, but feel free to steal ideas from it if something piques your interest; I’m always happy to share! 😉

1. Use my vibrator more! I spent nearly $100 on this incredible vibe, but I hardly use it. I vow to get my money’s worth!

2. Give and receive more body massages.

3. Offer more sexual favors to my boyfriend. He’s awesome; he deserves it!

4. Try new and exciting sex positions.

5. Enjoy sex in the rain.

6. Be more pro-active and in the moment during sex. No more thinking about laundry!

7. Get up early and enjoy morning sex. < This is going to be so difficult!

8. Utilize more sex toys in my relationship.

9. Enjoy a variety of lubricants and massage oils with my partner.

10. Try edible body painting!


That’s my list!

Hope you enjoy and feel free to post your list in the comments if you like!

4 Naughty Toy Gifts Under $50!

Holiday shopping can be stressful, but fun this time of the year and why not make the gifts you give memorable, useful and pleasure-filled?

After all, it’s more fun to be naughty than nice, right?

So I compiled a list of 5 naughty toys under $50 for each of your friends and relatives based on personality!

Happy Shopping!

For your Twilight Crazed BFF; $33.99

The Wolfman Suction is the PERFECT gift for Team Jacob enthusiasts who want to fulfill their carnal canine fantasies without breaking the law! Better yet, if they’re in a relationship, we have this as an extension so they can get wild and act out their most primitive instincts with their partner! Check out the extension here. Or, if you’re the big fan, why not test your animal instincts out on these toys?

For Your Tech Savvy Friend; $30.99

The 6.5 inch I-Cock is a great gift for tech enthusiasts! Filled to the brim with fun-poking humor and pleasure (of course!), this I-Cock can be color customized to fit your friends personality. With its smoothly textured surface, the I-Cock fits many a modern minimalist lifestyle!

For the Realist or Those who Love a Man In Uniform!; $48.99

The 8.5″ Fireman Dong brings a lot of needed pleasure to the table! Perfect for the realists in your life who prefer practicality over stylistic artistry and function over form, this modestly sized toy comes packed with easily controlled vibrations, suction and a realistically textured surface for the ultimate experience. Love a man in uniform? This toy may be perfect for you!

Note: Actual Fireman not included with this toy!

For the Experimentalist in Your Life; $32.99

Whether the experimentalist is you or a fun-loving cousin of yours, this toy is a new innovation all it’s own! Ever fantasize of having that much-desired threesome with your partner, but dread the inevitable awkwardness and jealousy it may cause? Try on the Fidelity G-Spot Fantasy on for size! Made specifically for couples who want to simulate a threesome without the third wheel, this toy may be just the thing for your or a friend who’s fantasized about this for years!

Perfect Beginner Butt Plug: Analicious!

This perfect little plug from TSX Toys will make your adventures into the pleasurable world of anal play all smooth sailing! Easily textured while maintaining an overall smooth surface allows users to feel delicious sensations and experience nothing but pleasure all night long! Standing at a modest 5 inches in length and 1.5 inches thick at its maximum point, Analicious Butt Plug is the perfect starting point for anyone first starting out with anal play who wants to ease their way into things!

Check out the Analicious Butt Plug here!

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Romance Attack Online Holiday Sales Are HERE!

The weather has finally turned chilly, windy and, in some places, even snowy!

With Thanksgiving and the Black Friday madness behind us, it’s now time for our annual Holiday Sales!

Enjoy the delights of discounts, free gifts and always ALWAYS FREE Samples!

The Deals Are As Follows:

  • Spend $20 or more on Anal Toys and get 25% OFF Your Entire Order!! USE Coupon Code: HOLIDAY (Offer Expires 12/31/11)
  • FREE SHIPPING for ALL US Domestic Orders of $100 or More!(Offer Expires 12/31/11)
  • Spend $75 or more and Get a FREE 7 Piece Beauty Kit which includes a slim vibe, a small egg vibe, a variety of 4 different sleeve attachments to use with the slim vibe as desired and a small personal lubricant! (Offer Expires 12/25/11)

PLEASE REMEMBER TO NOTE: “GIVE ME MY FREE GIFT” in the Notes Section of your order during checkout!!

Happy Holidays!

Romance Attack RH Specials Going On NOW!

Check out the latest and greatest specials going on down at our Rowland Heights, CA Store:

  • DVD’s – Buy 3, Get 1 FREE!
  • ALL Jewelry Buy 3, Get 1 FREE!
  • 25% OFF Halloween Costumes!
  • 25-40% OFF ALL Lingerie!
  • 15% OFF ALL Fetish DVD’s!
  • ALL DVDs Starting at $3.45!

Be sure to Hurry in While these Offers Last!!!

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7 Things You Didn’t Know About Prostitutes


Although many things are heard about the world of prostitution, the actual facts may surprise and even shock you. Here are some interesting facts you didn’t know about this mysterious and often risky profession.

  1. During WWII, French prostitutes began the trend of women shaving their legs. They did so to create the illusion of silk stockings when stockings were hard to come by.
  2. 83% of sex workers have Facebook pages from which 25% gain regular clientele.
  3. In November 2000, the former prostitute Georgina Beyer became the first transgendered member of any parliament in the world. She also helped in the decriminalization of prostitution in New Zealand.
  4. Ishtar, the famed goddess of Babylon, was a prostitute. Also the goddess of love, war, sex and money, she was given many names such as the Heavenly Prostitute, the Mother of Harlots and the Great Whore of Babylon. She was also known by Har and Hora which are derivatives of the modern words whore and harlot.
  5. 86% of sex workers have gained a high school diploma while 19% have college degrees. Nearly half of all sex workers work day jobs in retail and food industry.
  6. The word “hooker” comes from the verb ‘hook’ meaning ‘to entice or swindle,’ while the -er suffix refers to a person. Therefore, a hooker literally means a person who entices and swindles.
  7. In Nazi Germany during WWII, prostitutes were sent to concentration camps. They were forced to wear white arm bands with black upside down triangles on them to identify them as prostitutes.